On the correct posture to disturb the plot

Everyone followed Mr. Liu to the Xianyi Pavilion.

The Xianyi Pavilion is hidden behind a strange rock and rockery, surrounded by verdant trees and beautiful flowers, stepping on the bluestone road, the eyes suddenly open up.A square pavilion with a red top, black pillars and carved embroidered thresholds appeared in front of everyone.The clear stream under the courtyard flows lightly, passes through the cracks in the stones from the depths of the flowers and trees, and merges into the boundless ocean in front of the pavilion. The golden plaque in front of the pavilion is engraved with three big characters "Xianyi Pavilion". The air of contempt and contempt.

"I don't know who is writing this plaque?" Mu Huaixi asked.

Mr. Liu hurriedly said from the side: "It is the current national teacher, Ziwu sage."

Mu Huaixi smiled slightly, and said, "Zifu Wushuang, surrounded by clouds and mist, a good name."

Thinking of that fairy-like figure in their minds, everyone couldn't help but secretly respectful.Sage Ziwu, that is not accessible to ordinary people. In the eyes of everyone in Dazhao, he has already become a god-like existence, and he cannot be blasphemed in the slightest.

Duan Zixiao frowned, but his heart was full of doubts. Could this Ziwu sage be...

Serial No. 89757: "That's right, the second person you want to attack next is this Imperial Master Ziwu."

Duan Zixiao gritted his teeth and said, "The first one hasn't been confiscated yet, why is the second one popping up again?"

No. 89757: "Your progress is too slow. Master Ji and I came up with a way to let you attack two people at once. Otherwise, at your speed, it may not be completed in ten years."

Duan Xiaoxue Ren Chenwei held his heart and said sadly: "Doom, doom, doom!"

No. 89757: "Others can't come to you if you ask for it. The Ziwu National Master knows astronomy first, geography second, and is immortal. He is the spiritual idol of everyone in the Dazhao Kingdom, and his status is no less than that of the emperor. , the allocation to you is like a rag towel embroidered with peonies, and the tortoise wants to eat swan meat."

Duan Zixiao glanced at the air, and said, "You admire him so much, why don't you hurry up?"

No. 89757: "Ziwu Guoshi is my idol, don't blaspheme him!"

Duan Zixiao sneered: "Why, don't you want Mr. Jiaji?"

Serial number 89757: "Here, what's the matter with Lord Ji?"

Duan Zixiao waved his hand and said, "I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you, the competition will depend on you later, brother!"

Serial No. 89757: "Don't worry, it was Mr. Liu who had a brain-dead problem last time. This time, I will make everyone kneel in front of you and sing Conquer for you!"

Duan Zixiao said embarrassingly: "Don't be like this, I will be embarrassed, just give me the title of No. [-] in the whole world, just make sense of it."

ID 89757: "...Your requirements are really low."

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Duan Zixiao held a huge "Shou" character in his hand, his hands and feet were cold, and he was trembling.

Duan Zi Xiao Yangtian roared, what the hell is going on!This is either an offense or a subject, Mr. Liu, are you sure you are not here to engage in radical activities? !

Serial number 89757: "Doom, doom, doom!"

Duan Zixiao said with a dark face: "Jieshu your sister, Jieshu, think of a way quickly, what should I do now?"

No. 89757: "It seems that the word 'attack' cannot be filled in, otherwise fill in the word 'grant'?"

Duan Zixiao sighed: "Who knows, this is the consequence of not reading the almanac when you go out."

Serial No. 89757: "I'll think of another way for you, hold on!"

Duan Zixiao cut off his consciousness, held a brush and gritted his teeth, saying, "Is Master Liu any creative at all? I really hate the magic of calligraphy."

Mu Huai patted his head with a smile, and said, "Zi Xiao, why don't you suggest a different way of playing?"

Duan Zixiao asked in surprise, "Can you suggest changing the competition method?"

Mu Huaijin on the side interjected: "Of course, word matching is the easiest way to compete. Zixiao can suggest a more difficult way to compete. After all, you were the one who provoked Talented Li first."

Duan Zixiao said with a serious face: "Obviously the talented Li was the one who provocatively proposed the competition first, well, it's all up to me now, the white lotus is really disgusting!"

Ren Chenwei said worriedly beside her: "Zi Xiao, why do you look so ugly, are you scared? It's okay, it's not so embarrassing for you to admit defeat now."

Duan Zixiao was about to be laughed at by this strange girl, he took a deep breath, and said: "Miss Ren, although I dare not say that I am well-educated and talented, but I will not panic and run away. How can you know the depth?"

Ren Chenwei sighed softly: "I know you are for me, even if you lose, I will not look down on you."

Duan Zixiao suppressed the tens of thousands of grass and mud horses that were galloping past in his heart, bowed to Master Liu, and said, "Master Liu, I wonder if we can use a different method of competition? This pair of formulas has been compared just now. I think this fairy The scenery in Yiting is very beautiful, why don't you ask Mr. Liu to choose one object among the mountains and rivers as a theme?"

Li Caizi looked relaxed, looked at Duan Zixiao and snorted coldly, but didn't answer.

Mr. Liu thought for a moment, looked around, and then said with a smile: "In this case, how about using this willow tree as the subject?"

When Duan Zixiao heard such a simple question, he couldn't help but want to laugh wildly. Isn't this question too simple?There are as many as there are in the three hundred Tang poems, and I can already recite them in the first grade of elementary school!Would you like to be so cool!The male protagonist's golden arm is finally opened for Lao Tzu!Don't feel so wonderful!

Talented Li frowned, and after a long time, with his hands behind his back, he cast his eyes into the distance, and chanted loudly: "Jasper is made up to the height of a tree, and ten thousand green silk ribbons hang down. I don't know who will cut out the thin leaves, and the spring breeze in February is like scissors."

Duan Zixiao was stunned in place, his jaw was about to drop, isn't this Nima He Zhizhang's "Ode to the Willow"?How could it appear in this overhead era?

At this moment, the number suddenly said: "No, I just sensed that there is another person in this world who traveled from the time and space you are in."

Duan Zixiao gritted his teeth and said, "Could it be this talented Li?"

Number 89757 said: "That's not true. It's Li Caizi's distant cousin named He Zhizhang. It is estimated that Li Caizi heard this poem from He Zhizhang."

Duan Zixiao was speechless: "So, you mean that He Zhizhang also traveled through this article?"

No. 89757 said: "We don't know what happened. Sir Ji is investigating. It stands to reason that two traversers cannot appear at the same time in a space-time. If they deviate too far from the established orbit, it will cause space collisions." collapse. Then, all traversers will be locked in the entire space, and will never be able to return to their own time and space.”

Duan Zixiao was startled secretly, and said, "You mean, if too much history is changed, this time and space will directly cut off contact with the outside world, and I will never go back?"

Serial No. 89757: "It can be said so. If your mission is completed by then, but the collapse of time and space is too serious, even Lord Ji cannot open the time and space machine to send you back. You can only stay here. Once the five-year period expires , the space will automatically judge you as space garbage, and let you disappear directly."

Duan Zixiao roared angrily: "What kind of broken rules is this? I have turned into space garbage! System, are you trying to play me to death?"

No. 89757: "So, you must strive to complete all tasks in the shortest possible time. The longer you stay, the more history will be changed."

Duan Zixiao said speechlessly: "Then what should we do now, will this poetry competition continue?"

Serial No. 89757: "A major event that would promote the development of the plot would have happened today. Because Mr. Liu offended Prime Minister Zuo before, Prime Minister Zuo bribed the world's number one killer to assassinate Mr. Liu in the hall at noon today. You didn't Participating in some poetry competition, just because I saw Ren Chenwei's figure by the river embankment, I followed her all the way to the main hall. Seeing that the killer was about to raise his sword to stab Mr. Liu, I rushed forward to meet him The killer started fighting. Worried about other accidents, the killer hurriedly lifted his sword and left. Mr. Liu thanked you for saving his life, so he invited you to his house as a guest. Therefore, you met another man in Liu's mansion. A character you need to attack."

Duan Zixiao said helplessly: "So now the plot has all changed?"

Number 89757 said: "Because you insisted on participating in the poetry competition, Ren Chenwei appeared early, Li Caizi made a provocative statement, so Master Liu brought everyone to the Xianyi Pavilion for you two to compete. The killer just entered the hall , found no one there and left, and this plot was canceled.”

Duan Zixiao wanted to cry without tears and said: "What kind of killer is he? If he is so unprofessional, he will not assassinate if he can't find anyone? He won't continue in another place."

No. 89757: "The killer has always been cautious. For the sake of his golden brand of the world's number one killer, he can't come over and assassinate again. So, now you can only bite the bullet. If you can make a big splash at the poetry competition You are so domineering, maybe Master Liu appreciates your talent and learning, and maybe he invites you to the Liu residence as a guest?"

Duan Zixiao sighed: "I have to do this first. Since this He Zhizhang came from the time of Wu Zetian in the Tang Dynasty, then we can find later poems to make up for it."

Number 89757 said: "My computer has some problems just now, please delay for a while so that I can fix the computer."

Duan Zixiao said helplessly: "Isn't there a claw machine? Wouldn't it be enough to check it at a thousand degrees?"

The number 89757 said with some embarrassment: "I owed the fee this morning, and I haven't had time to pay it yet."

Duanzi Xiao Fu forehead said: "My brain is a mess now, I can't remember anything, I can delay it for 3 minutes at most, please hurry up!"

Serial number 89757: "It will definitely be done within three minutes, don't worry."

Duan Zixiao cut off the consciousness with number 89757, smiled at everyone, and said, "Genius Li really has a chest, and his talents and learning are extraordinary, which is admirable. However, before that, I want to share a little story with you, that is, How about an intermission?"

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, wondering what kind of medicine Xiao was selling in the gourd during this passage.