On the correct posture to disturb the plot

The Li talent said angrily: "Could it be that you are too scared to speak to poetry?"

Duan Zixiao shook his head and sighed softly: "Master Liu also said just now that literati, poets, and elegant scholars, act according to their whims, don't you dare to question Master Liu's words?"

Li Caizi's complexion changed, and he said, "I don't have that intention."

Master Liu snorted coldly, cast a displeased glance at Li Caizi, and said, "Duan Caizi, just do as you say."

Duan Zixiao took a sip of tea and said, "The mythical story I want to tell everyone is called Yugong Yishan."

The talented man Li laughed and said, "Move the mountain? How can this mountain be moved? Can't you deceive people?"

Duanzi Xiaobai glanced at him, ignored him, and continued to speak: "In the southwestern border of the motherland, there are two high mountains, one is called Taihang, and the other is called Wangwu, with a radius of seven hundred miles and a height of more than eight thousand feet. There was an old man named Yu Gong who was nearly ninety years old and lived near the mountain. Because the mountain blocked him, he needed a long detour to get in and out, so he called everyone together to discuss, how about we dig the mountain away? The matter is extremely difficult, the Foolish Old Man said, nothing is absolute, how will you know if you don’t try? So he led his neighbors, relatives and friends to start digging the mountain.”

The Li talent sneered, and said, "With that old man and so few people, he can't even move a tree and wants to move a mountain?"

Duan Zixiao smiled slightly and said: "Of course, there are also those who think that they are tall and tall, but they are actually short and ugly. Ask him this way, and the foolish old man will answer, how can a person who sticks to his prejudices achieve great things? Although I am mortal, there are endless children and grandchildren. The mountain will not grow taller, but the number of people will increase, and one day it will be leveled."

Duan Zixiao paused, and then said: "Later, the mountain god heard about this and was afraid that Yu Gong would keep digging, so he told the Emperor of Heaven about it. The Emperor of Heaven was moved by his sincerity, and ordered the two Hercules to The first son carried two mountains on his back and moved to another place. Since then, he was no longer blocked by mountains. The Yugong thanked God very much, sighed with tears in his eyes, and asked the two sons of Hercules——Can you tell me , where did you learn excavators back then, and which company is better at excavator technology?"

Everyone: "..."

Master Liu: "This is really a thought-provoking story, but what is this excavator?"

Duan Zixiao waved his hand, his cheeks flushed, and he said, "I'm used to writing jokes, I'm sorry, everyone forget the last sentence."

Serial No. 89757: "...The story is well written, it looks like it's from Weibo. In fact, I want to tell you that Shandong, China is looking for Lan Xiang."

Duan Zixiao stared at the air, and said: "Quickly get back to the topic, is the computer repaired?"

Serial number 89757: "Fixed, I have found [-] poems about willow trees after Empress Wu Zetian for you, can you choose slowly?"

Duan Zixiao said angrily: "When will this be picked? Hurry up and end the poetry competition, I've been hungry all day."

Serial number 89757: "Let's go with this one. It should be able to handle it. I hope this talented Li didn't memorize too many poems that He Zhizhang usually recites."

Duan Zixiao cleared his throat, and said to everyone: "Since everyone has finished the intermission, I will write a poem with the title of 'Willow', and I hope you can give me your advice."

Duan Zixiao looked at the vast ocean in the distance, his long black hair fluttering in the wind, and his blue shirt set off his handsomeness, his eyes were full of glints, which made everyone hold their breath for a while, quietly He stared at the black-haired boy in front of him.

Just as Duan Zixiao was about to speak, suddenly, a dart shot straight at the crowd from behind.Everyone stood with their backs to the rockery, and did not notice the dart coming.But Mu Huaixi has been practicing martial arts all year round, and his hearing and reaction skills have long been perfected. He reacted quickly, his eyes froze, and he stretched out his right hand to catch the dart with his bare hands.

When everyone heard the sound, they hurriedly turned to look, and were so frightened that they almost stopped breathing for a moment.Ren Chenwei screamed, and then everyone reacted, and stumbled straight to the back of the stone bench and stone table.Li Caizi, who was so arrogant and arrogant just now, was so frightened that his butt peed, and he hid behind the stone table tremblingly, not daring to vent his breath.

At this moment, countless darts were suddenly shot towards the crowd. Those darts shone with a silvery cold light, as if they could kill someone in an instant.

Duan Zixiao took a breath, and hastily released his internal energy, knocking all the people around him to the ground, and dodged several darts by turning sideways.Although Mu Huaixi knew that with Duan Zixiao's skills, these darts could be dodged completely, but he was still extremely flustered in his heart. He hurriedly walked forward, guarding Duan Zixiao behind him, and said, "Zi Xiao, are you alright?"

Duan Zixiao shook his head, frowned a few seconds later and said: "The killer seems to have run away."

Mu Huaixi nodded, and after confirming that there was no suspicious aura after the rockery, he let Duan Zixiao go, and asked everyone, "No one was injured, right?"

Master Liu shivered and crawled out from under the stone table, wiped the cold sweat off his brow with his hand, and said, "Thanks to Talent Duan using his internal force to bounce all of us away, we were able to avoid those darts, otherwise everyone would But it's dangerous."

Everyone was also sweating because of the rest of their life after the catastrophe, and they clasped their fists and bowed to Duan Zixiao, thanking him for his life-saving grace.

Duan Zixiao smiled slightly and said, "You don't need to be too polite. Fortunately, everyone is fine, and the villain has already escaped."

An assistant next to Mr. Liu cupped his hands and said to Mr. Liu: "My lord, it seems that this poetry competition will be held at another time. Let me go and investigate."

Master Liu nodded and snorted coldly: "How dare you kill someone in front of so many people, check! Check it out for me! Who on earth is so courageous and dares to kill someone under the eyes of this official?" .”

The assistant replied solemnly: "Yes!" Then he left with another assistant.

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"Didn't you say that the killer ran away for the golden signboard? What was that just now?" Duan Zixiao said angrily.

Serial number 89757: "Doom, this is also doom, doom!"

Duan Zixiao glanced at the air, and said: "Don't keep using this as an excuse, we are still good friends."

No. 89757: "However, I don't think this group of killers are coming for Mr. Liu. The direction of the darts is heading towards you. It's better if your master didn't react in time, you must be finished."

Duan Zixiao broke out in a cold sweat, and murmured: "I didn't expect that besides chrysanthemums and Gu poison, I would even miss my life!"

Serial number 89757: "Don't forget Duan Zixiao's own life experience."

Duan Zixiao just remembered that Duan Zixiao's identity is indeed very special.For the past six months, I have been staying on the Jufu Cliff, and I almost forgot that Duan Zixiao is carrying a great secret, as well as the secret treasures of the Duan Clan that is invincibly rich. It is absolutely impossible for the killer to assassinate him and seize the treasure map.

Duan Zixiao wanted to cry but had no tears, turned to the sky and screamed, beat his chest and said: "Mom! My son is living a hard life..."

Serial No. 89757: "It's useless even if you call grandma. You arranged these for the protagonist, so no one else can blame you."

Duan Zi Xiao Yangtian sighed: "I was wrong, I was really wrong, I shouldn't have written novels in the first place, if I hadn't written novels, I wouldn't have written this insane episode, if I hadn't written this insane episode , I don’t have to become Duan Zixiao, worrying about my chastity every day, and always guarding against heroes from all walks of life to take my life..."

Number 89757: "Now that your identity has been exposed, you can't stay in this place any longer. You must quickly end the task of this level and leave here."

Duan Zixiao hesitated and said, "I haven't figured out whether to count N times in five years or four times in four years..."

Serial number 89757: "You can't delay any longer. You are only one step away from success. Hurry up and decide to take your master down. The plot has deviated from the track now. If you keep dragging on, this space will collapse and you will really return to it." If you don’t go, no one will be able to save you at that time, if you don’t think about yourself, you have to think about your 80-year-old mother and brother who has no teeth at all.”

Duan Zixiao gritted his teeth and said, "My mother is not that old, besides, my younger brother is already in college!"

Serial number 89757: "That's not important, the key is to complete your mission as soon as possible and get out of the sea of ​​suffering as soon as possible. That's all for now, brother, you can figure it out."

Duan Zixiao sighed, cut off the consciousness of the serial number, and remained silent along the way.

"Zi Xiao, what's the matter with you?" Mu Huaixi said softly, seeing that Duan Zixiao was not in good spirits.

Duan Zixiao scratched his scalp, mustered up the courage to raise his head and asked, "Master, if one day I lied to you, would you hate me?"

The expression in Mu Huaixi's eyes did not change, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "That depends on what he is cheating on."

Duan Zixiao scratched his scalp irritably, and murmured in a low voice: "What if it's because of color bias to deceive oneself and feelings?"

Mu Huaixi frowned slightly, and his voice was warm and gentle: "Zi Xiao, is there something you are hiding from me?"

Duan Zixiao shook his head desperately, his eyes were like a frightened little rabbit.

Mu Huaixi sighed softly, and said: "Today's assassination is obviously aimed at you. Could it be that you have some secrets? I have stayed here for several years, and most of the mundane world don't know. Who is trying to harm you?"

Duan Zixiao frowned, curled his lips and said: "Master, in fact, these people who assassinated me were all for the secret treasure of the Duan family. I am actually a descendant of the Duan family."

Mu Huaixi's heart tightened, and he said, "The secret treasure of the Duan family?"

Duan Zixiao nodded, and said, "With the secret treasure of the Duan family, I have the secret of the treasure. Today those people are just trying to get the treasure map, so they killed them."

Mu Huaixi suddenly felt relieved. It turned out that this child has been running around for so many years to avoid his enemies. For many years, he was alone, avoiding countless enemies, being in the heat of the water every day, and he didn't have much effort to defend himself. How did he survive?

Mu Huaixi's heart felt as if he was being beaten hard, and he couldn't control the pity that suddenly gushed out of his heart. He stretched out his hand and pulled Duan Zixiao tightly into his arms, feeling the tenderness of the person in his arms. Body temperature, this is a little relieved, and sighed softly.

"Zi Xiao, I won't leave you alone again."

Duan Zixiao was suddenly hugged in a warm embrace, and his brain suddenly became a little dull.

Master Beauty, have you come up with something extraordinary in your brain?