On the correct posture to disturb the plot

Master Guoshi smiled in a low voice, but he didn't say anything.Stretching out a white hand, picked up the white jade porcelain pot on the table, took a small and delicate teacup, poured a cup of tea for Duan Zixiao with a slight floral fragrance, handed it to him, and said: "Drink some Ziqin tea." Scented tea is very effective in treating motion sickness."

"Is this really useful?" Duan Zixiao took a sip from the white jade porcelain cup and asked doubtfully.

Ziwu smiled and said: "Of course, Ningshen Yulu Pill is made from the petals of Ziqinhua."

Duan Zi looked at Zi Wu with dismay, and said, "How dare you spy on my master's refining medicine?"

The movement in Ziwu's hands paused, and she said lightly, "Ziqinhua was not contracted by your master."

Liu Xiaosheng lifted the purple curtain, poked his head in, and said with a treacherous expression, "I want the whole world to know that this kind of flower has been contracted by you."

Duan Zixiao sighed: "Number, your calculations must have been wrong, and Ren Chenwei has watched many domestic romance dramas. I don't believe that such god-like lines will appear in ancient times!"

Number 89757 said awkwardly: "That's true. The TV dramas that entered Ren Chenwei's memory are not only Korean dramas, but also most of the popular domestic dramas. Now I am worried that she has watched too much The Legend of Zhen Huan and ran to the palace in a panic Go choose a concubine. As you know, the higher the status, the stronger the influence, if it is because of her that a certain empress dies, or if she is unhappy and murders the emperor, then it will be over."

Duan Zixiao said helplessly: "The worry you said is unreasonable. This girl's thinking is too out of the ordinary, not like a normal person. I have seen it once before. This matter must be paid more attention to. Find a time to meet Ren Chenwei by chance. Well, it's time to vaccinate her."

No. 89757 wondered: "How do you vaccinate her? Don't forget, she is not a real time traveler, so you can't tell her clearly?"

Duan Zi Xiao Kuang smiled, and said: "For such a big matter, we have to entrust our national idol, Master Guoshi."

ID 89757: "...what do you want?"

Duan Zixiao said: "Have you heard of the star effect?"

No. 89757: "I probably understand what you mean, just do what you want. Ren Chenwei is now in Muliang City. It is said that she is going to organize the elderly to dance square dances. Now she is running around in every county to promote her fitness philosophy."

Duan Zixiao: "...This girl really has a pursuit. Not only did she move the college entrance examination to ancient times, but she even came up with the idea of ​​square dancing? Is she going to organize a copycat version of Legend of Phoenix next?"

Serial No. 89757: "...the man who sets the horse, you are mighty and majestic!"

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Hurrying on the road is undoubtedly very painful, especially for Duan Zixiao, who has a general physical fitness. Although he is escorted by the master of the country, there is Ziqin scented tea for motion sickness, there are professional servants serving three meals, and there are brain-dead bastards together. Joyful and funny, he is simply carefree and happy, but because of the long journey, Duan Zixiao described him as thin, with a pale face, lying on the soft couch and repeatedly lifting his dead body all day long.

"Zi Xiao, is it still hard?" Zi Wu frowned and asked softly.

Duan Zixiao waved his hands, and said weakly: "I'm about to be played to death by the carriage, how long will it take to arrive?"

Zi Wu patted his head and said, "Hurry up, we'll be there in seven days."

"Seven days?" Duan Zixiao's face turned pale, and he wanted to cry without tears: "It took ten days to drive the carriage, and there are still seven days. The ancient means of transportation are really too cold. Can you travel through a few engineering courses?" Male or a doctor of electromechanical, at least it would be good to improve this means of transportation and increase the speed."

Serial No. 89757: "Just be content with it. You're still not satisfied with being served like an old man all day long. I've been working overtime for ten days in a row. Master Ji has been acting like crazy recently. When he sees people, he keeps a calm face and his whole body The cold air radiating from the top and bottom makes the back feel cold, in my opinion, it is probably broken love."

Duan Zixiao was stunned and said: "Isn't Master Ji's girlfriend you? How can you talk about broken love?"

Serial No. 89757: "Which eye of yours sees that I am Ji-sama's girlfriend?! Besides, I already have a girlfriend, La Langpei will live a long life."

Duan Zixiao sighed: "I seem to have imagined another amazing sadomasochistic love triangle. Anyway, let the facts speak for themselves."

Number 89757: "Don't talk nonsense with you, I have something to ask for leave tomorrow, so don't come to me if you have nothing to do."

Duan Zixiao said speechlessly: "It was you who were looking for me all along, how could I find you."

Number 89757: "In short, the time and space in your place will probably pass by for a long time, remember to save your own life, put safety first, and don't get too hotheaded."

Duan Zixiao said indifferently: "You can go with peace of mind. I am now a top-notch martial artist, and besides, there is Ziwu Guoshi, the prophecy emperor, so I will be fine."

No. 89757: "The last sentence, don't forget your mission! Lonely men and widows share a carriage, what a god-sent opportunity!"

Duan Zixiao blushed, gritted his teeth and said, "There are Lai Fu and Liu Xiaosheng outside."

ID 89757: "They won't disturb your good business, don't worry."

Duan Zixiao said with a dark face: "Is it too late to change the customer service?"

Serial No. 89757: "That's all I can say, so I can do it myself, over!"

After cutting off the consciousness of numbering, Duan Zixiao got up helplessly from the soft couch, raised the curtain and looked outside, and found that it was getting late, and suggested: "The wilderness around here, should we have another one tonight?" Shall we go camping and have a BBQ?"

When Lai Fu heard Duan Zixiao's question, he replied, "There is an inn two miles ahead."

Duan Zi Xiao Wenyan was relieved and relieved.In the past few days, I have been camping and eating barbecue every day. When I am sleepy, I can only sleep with my feet curled up in the car. I have to be vigilant all the time to guard against Ziwu's sneak attack. I am as tired as a dog.

Ziwu pulled Duan Zixiao over and sat down, and gently tidied up his hair that had been blown by the wind. The tenderness in his eyes was so clear that Duan Zixiao couldn't help but feel uncomfortable, coughed awkwardly, and pulled slowly. Open the distance between the two.

Seeing that Duan Zixiao was avoiding her intentionally, Zi Wu's eyes dimmed, but she didn't say anything, she just lowered her eyelids and closed her eyes to rest her mind.

Duan Zixiao wiped the cold sweat from his brow, and asked casually, "Then the inn shouldn't be the Dragon Inn, right?"

Lai Fu was taken aback, and said, "How did Master know?"

Duan Zixiao said speechlessly: "I not only know that it is called Longmen Inn, but also know that the shopkeeper is a woman named Jin Xiangyu, right?"

Lai Fu hesitated and said, "I've never heard of this before, and it's also the first time I've passed by here."

Liu Xiaosheng was nibbling melon seeds, with a yearning look on his face, and he answered: "This shopkeeper is indeed called Jin Xiangyu. He is eighteen years old. He has a face that is ashamed of a closed moon, a charming posture, and high martial arts skills. A city full of people, and a country full of people. Anyone who has seen her once will all admire her beauty."

Duan Zixiao yawned and said, "What's the use of being pretty, you have a heart like a snake and a scorpion, and you specialize in making buns made of human flesh. Do you want to eat them?"

Liu Xiaosheng was taken aback, and said, "Human flesh buns? This Longmen Inn sells human flesh buns?"

Duan Zixiao patted him on the shoulder, and said earnestly, "Son, you have so little experience that you don't even know that Longmen Inn sells human meat buns. And it specializes in slaughtering healthy young people with stupid brains like you."

Liu Xiaosheng felt that his world view had collapsed, just kidding, Jin Xiangyu is his only goddess, okay?To actually sell buns made of human flesh, as expected, he is still too childish and innocent!

Liu Xiaosheng's eyes were lost, and he muttered to himself: "It turns out that my goddess is actually a vicious woman who sells human flesh buns!"

Duan Zixiao sighed and said: "When the truth comes, it always looks so bleak and absurd. Xiao Liu, accept the reality, I think, this blessing is very good, why not let him be your male god."

Liu Xiao was so angry that his face turned red, and he glared angrily at Lai Fu, who was calm, and said, "Just by his name, he can't be at the level of a male god!"

Ziwu interrupted: "Actually, Laifu's original name is not like that."

Duan Zixiao asked suspiciously, "What is that?"

Lai Fu said with a straight face: "Yu Shen."

Duan Zixiao said speechlessly: "This name is not bad, why did you change it to a stupid name like Laifu? It is seriously inconsistent with your image and temperament."

Lai Fu said helplessly: "It was my master who changed it for me. He said that the name Yu Shen was not straightforward enough, nor catchy enough to be a qualified servant."

Duan Zixiao asked strangely: "Where did your master come from? How could he have such a strange thought?"

Laifu said, "The chief eunuch in the palace."

Duan Zixiao wiped his sweat and said: "It turns out that he is a high-ranking servant, the number one strong servant in the world, and he is really different. It's really a good posture."

Liu Xiaosheng gritted his teeth and said, "It turns out that the book "Three Obediences and Four Virtues: A Little Slave" written by your master!"

Lai Fu nodded, and said in a proud tone, "I am proud of Master."

Duan Zixiao said: "Is it convenient to ask your master's name?"

Lai Fu said: "Hai Da Fu."

Duan Zixiao said in astonishment: "Damn it! This is a mess! Isn't Hai Dafu Wei Xiaobao's perverted master? Can you still travel through time! Your master should not have shocking miracles, such as Bone Cotton Palm or something?"

Lai Fu was puzzled and said: "I have been following Master for many years. I didn't know that Master knows martial arts, and I have never even heard of such things as Bone Transforming Palm."

Duan Zixiao patted him on the shoulder, sighed and said: "The truth always comes so sad and helpless these days. Your master is actually a master of the world, with a master of hundreds of schools, and his martial arts are unfathomable. I don't believe it." The next time you find a chance, you can try it out."

Laifu's worldview also seemed to be showing signs of cracking. He remained silent, tried to calm himself down, and drove the car forward, but the knuckles of his hand holding the whip turned white from excessive force.

Sure enough, Master has been hiding it from him all these years?