On the correct posture to disturb the plot

Master Ziwu looked helplessly at the innocent Duan Zixiao, then at the two men who were sitting in the driver's seat exuding endless resentment, and sighed silently in his heart.

Zi Xiao, Zi Xiao, do you know that you unknowingly crushed the glass hearts of two poor men with your own hands?

He finally knew that if the world view is not strong enough, it is best not to meet Duan Xiao Yongshi, and it is best to walk around when you see him, otherwise you will definitely regret meeting this person in the future.

Of course, except him.

Zi Wu smiled helplessly, and looked at Duan Zixiao who was in a daze with a little doting eyes.

Duan Zixiao couldn't help shivering when he received such enthusiastic gazes.

Did he unknowingly do something...

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"This is the legendary Longmen Inn?" Duan Zixiao pointed at an extraordinarily luxurious inn in front of him, dumbfounded.

Liu Xiaosheng seemed to be overwhelmed by the luxurious decoration in front of him, and it took him a long time to realize: "My God, with such a luxurious hotel in the wilderness, aren't you afraid of being thieves?"

Lai Fu said: "Don't forget, the gold inlaid jade is so powerful in martial arts, and almost no one gets close to it on weekdays."

Duan Zixiao said helplessly: "One chopstick is easy to break, but a pair of chopsticks is hard to break. After all, the proprietress is alone, and there are not many waiters. If there is a large group of people, even if there are three heads and six arms, it is estimated that I will hang up. Let me see , the backing behind this proprietress is very strong, most people dare not provoke her."

Just as a few people jumped off the carriage and were about to enter the luxury inn, there was a loud noise in front of them. In an instant, more than ten human-shaped objects were thrown out in a parabola and hit the ground heavily.

Zi Wu held Duan Zi Xiao behind her, her eyes froze, she stared straight ahead without blinking.

Due to his height, Duan Zixiao jumped around behind Ziwu, and couldn't see what was happening in front of him, so he angrily pulled Ziwu's black hair as revenge.

Ziwu's expression remained unchanged, and after confirming that there was no danger ahead, she grabbed Duan Zixiao from behind.

At this time, a burst of crisp laughter suddenly came from the front, and a beautiful woman suddenly came out from the inn. She was wearing a light blue long dress, full of autumn water, gently swaying, with picturesque eyebrows and beautiful skin. Xue, with every frown and smile, seems to be able to captivate all living beings, beautiful and beautiful.

The woman stepped forward and smiled softly at the moaning crowd lying on the ground: "Although the young lady is a womanizer, how can you insult Xiao Xiang wantonly, and don't look in the mirror?" , see what you look like."

One of the big men lay on the ground in embarrassment and cried, "Grandma, we don't dare anymore. If you have a lot of people, please let us go."

The woman covered her face and smiled, but her eyes were cold: "It's okay to let you go, but next time you are not allowed to step into the Longmen Inn."

The big man nodded violently, stumbled to his feet, supported each other with everyone, and quickly fled away.

Duan Zixiao curled his lips, leaned closer to Liu Xiaosheng and said in a low voice: "Master Guo Shi's beauty is indeed unmatched in the world. I have seen too much recently, and I don't seem to think how beautiful this big beauty is."

Liu Xiaosheng nodded with difficulty, looked at the gold inlaid jade who was his goddess just half an hour ago with complicated eyes, and sighed helplessly: "My goddess is just gone, I'm so sorry."

Duan Zixiao glanced at him sympathetically, and then sighed.

The woman also seemed to have noticed the four people standing at the door, and saw that all of them were handsome and handsome, and they didn't look like ordinary people, especially the man with an unusually beautiful and enchanting appearance, who seemed very familiar. Could it be the legendary Master National Teacher?

The woman quickly came to her senses, stepped forward and bowed to everyone, and said softly: "The little girl is the shopkeeper of this Longmen Inn, her name is Jin Xiangyu, how many of you want to stay at the inn?"

Zi Wu smiled lightly, and there was a sudden gasp in the surroundings. The originally dim light seemed to brighten up in an instant. Everyone stared at this handsome man intently, and even forgot to blink.

Zi Wu said: "The shopkeeper, please prepare four rooms for me, and serve a table of good food."

Gold inlaid jade brought everyone into the inn, and it really deserves to be a five-star luxury inn. The layout and furnishings inside all showed the elegant flavor and unique taste of the owner of the inn, making Duan Zixiao and Liu Xiaosheng The people who had never seen the world shouted again.

Jin Xiangyu poured a pot of tea for them, and then said with a smile, "Where did you come from, and where are you going?"

Duan Zixiao's brain suddenly convulsed and said: "The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and went to the west to worship Buddha and ask for scriptures."

Gold inlaid jade: "..."

Onlookers: "..."

Jin Xiangyu pulled out a smile with difficulty, and said: "This young master really likes to joke."

Ziwu glanced at Duan Zixiao helplessly, shook his head and chuckled, "We came from Jincheng and went to Weiyang City in the west."

Jin Xiangyu frowned slightly: "Weiyang City? But where is my Dazhao bordering Xiliang Kingdom?"

Ziwu nodded and said, "It's exactly here."

Jin Xiangyu opened his mouth and said, "The Xiliang Kingdom is covetous, and invades Dazhao from time to time. The Weiyang City is now devastated by the flames of war. I don't know why some of you have come to Xiliang Kingdom?"

Ziwu said lightly: "Looking for old friends."

Jin Xiangyu understood it, so he didn't ask any more questions, and ordered Xiaoer to prepare wine and food.It was brought up in a short while.

Liu Xiaosheng stared at the plate of meat buns dripping with cold sweat, and asked in a low voice timidly: "Is this really a human meat bun?"

Duan Zixiao reached out to hold a steamed stuffed bun seriously, opened it and smelled it closely, then tasted it, chewed it for a while, and said solemnly: "After years of experiments on my desk, I am very responsible to tell you, no , this should be the most common pork."

The corner of Liu Xiaosheng's mouth twitched, "Then what nonsense did you just say?"

Before Duan Zixiao opened his mouth to refute, Laifu picked up his chopsticks and twitched Liu Xiaosheng's paw on the table, and said coldly: "You are not allowed to speak ill of your master. This is one of the most basic rules. As a punishment, this meal You eat standing up."

Liu Xiaosheng hugged Laifu's neck tightly with a bitter face, and begged: "Hero! I was wrong, please give me a chance!"

Laifu was suffocated by Liu Xiaosheng, and it took him a long time to struggle to get away. He blushed and said angrily, "You lie on the ground and eat!"

Liu Xiaosheng: "...Smelly man!"

As a result, Liu Xiaosheng had no choice but to carry a small bowl, randomly ordered some food, and ran to the next table to eat, while staring at the three of them with mournful eyes.Everyone around couldn't help wiping the cold sweat off their foreheads, lowered their heads and kept silent, the resentment rushed towards them from a long distance away, almost making them unable to swallow, it was simply unbearable!

Of course, everyone does not include a certain culprit who is eating with peace of mind.

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"I'm sorry, there are only two rooms, can you please make room for the two of you?" Jin Xiangyu looked at the four of them apologetically.

My overnight stay cannot be full!Do you want to be so conscientious in this setting that is too hard to pay for? !

Several people looked at each other, Zi Wu's eyes flashed, she nodded with a smile and said: "It's okay, the shopkeeper can prepare two upper rooms for us."

Gold inlaid with jade: "There is only one room left in No. [-] Tianzi room, and the other room is No. [-] Herringbone room."

Lai Fu said: "Since that's the case, Liu Xiaosheng and I can live in the No. [-] herringbone room."

Liu Xiaosheng had a ghostly expression on his face, and said in horror: "I don't want to live with you pervert, and I don't know how many tricks you will use to torture me mentally and physically!"

Duan Zixiao nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, and then said, "It's fine for Liu Xiaosheng and I to live in No. [-] Herringbone Room."

Ziwu frowned and said: "You are weak, and the herringbone room is damp and cold, no."

Duan Zi Xiao is speechless, is it summer now!damp and cold?Thank you for being able to speak out, have the faces of those who haven't seen the shopkeeper already been distorted! !

Liu Xiaosheng pondered for a moment and said: "Then how about I live in Room No. [-] with Master Zi Xiao?"

Lai Fu's face darkened, and said: "No, how can a servant live better than a master?"

Ziwu gave Laifu an appreciative look, yes, a godly assist, fortunately he didn't miss it when he chose the slaves.

Duan Zixiao said with a sad face: "Then why don't I live in the same room with Lai Fu, and Zi Wu and Liu Xiaosheng?"

Lai Fu said: "Then who lives in Tianzi No. [-] room?"

Liu Xiaosheng said: "Of course it's me and Master Guoshi."

Ziwu: "No."

Liu Xiaosheng: "Then Xiao and Laifu?"

Laifu: "No way!"

Liu Xiaosheng and Duan Zixiao looked at the two of them speechlessly. They are still not satisfied after all the f---ing permutations and combinations. Do you have to choose the equivalent configuration of master + master, servant + servant to be satisfied!Is it actually a total subject not to make Lao Tzu! !Is it really good to be in the same room with Gong-kun like this! ! !

Then he took Zi Xiao's hand and said softly as he walked, "Zi Xiao follow me."

Duan Zixiao let Ziwu lead him away in a daze, and cast a look of pleading for help to Liu Xiaosheng. Liu Xiaosheng gritted his teeth and wanted to rush forward to protect his master, but he was intercepted by Laifu halfway, baring his teeth and claws. The one who was forcibly taken away by Laifu screamed terribly all the way.It was sad to hear, and those who heard it wept.

It is a law that it is impossible to fight against two attacks with the scumbag combat power that can only be broken when it reaches five.