On the correct posture to disturb the plot

Tianzi No. [-] room is worthy of being the ancient version of the five-star presidential suite. Apart from the fact that it is extremely expensive and you can’t even pay half the price if you sell it, it is really luxurious and meticulously furnished.The fine silk quilts were neatly folded on the bed, and the soft gold silk lace velvet long blanket was laid on the edge of the bed, and the dark red gauze curtain was hung on both sides by two small wooden hooks, which looked simple but gorgeous.

"Zi Xiao, what are you doing?" Zi Wu frowned slightly, and couldn't help asking.

The corner of Duan Zixiao's mouth twitched, and he pointed to the lifted bed sheet and asked, "What the hell is this?"

Ziwu stepped forward, leaned forward to have a look, and said with a slight smile: "Lotus seeds, peanuts and longan are metaphors for the reunion of husband and wife and the birth of a precious child early."

Duan Zixiao said speechlessly: "It's really a one-stop service. The professional quality is really strong enough. I don't know where to start complaining."

Ziwu couldn't help laughing, at this moment, there was a knock on the door, Duan Zixiao stepped forward to open the door, and standing outside the door was the waiter of the Dragon Inn, holding a few plates of snacks, behind him were two A clerk was carrying an extra-large tub with an inscrutable smile on his face.

Duan Zixiao glanced at it, and said coldly: "Do you think we are on a honeymoon? This bathtub is actually for two people?"

The waiter in the shop laughed obscenely twice, and then said: "I never thought that the two of you would come to spend this wedding night in the wilderness. It's the first time for me to receive such a special request from a guest. The pressure is really great."

Duan Zixiao said speechlessly: "Who said we came here for the wedding night? We are very pure, pure sleepers, can we be more healthy!"

The waiter in the store frowned a few times, and with a face that I understand your expression, he whispered in a very wretched voice: "You two will definitely let the two of you have a very pure and pure night. I am absolutely satisfied with Mr. Bao. Here you go." I want to come again once!"

Duan Zi Xiao couldn't bear it anymore and said: "Go and call your shopkeeper, I need an explanation!"

After a while, Jin Xiangyu walked into the room slowly, and when he saw the scene in front of him, he explained with some embarrassment: "I'm really sorry, there are two guests who booked this room at noon. The Tianzi No. [-] room was said to be for the wedding night. Later, I couldn’t come because of something, so I asked someone to leave this room. There are too many guests today, and the little girl hasn’t had time to tell the guys. I hope you two will forgive me. indivual."

Duan Zixiao waved his hands weakly and said, "Forget it, hurry up and get rid of those longan and lotus seeds."

The shop waiter knew that he had made a mistake, so he hurriedly bowed down to apologize, and hurried forward to clear the things on the bed, and took away the cakes on the table by the way.

Duan Zixiao hurriedly called to stop, and said in a very noble and cold voice: "Leave the dim sum."

Duan Zixiao called Ziwu over to eat cakes together, and said speechlessly while eating: "There are flower petals in the bathtub for two people, what kind of top-notch man can come up with such an unscrupulous trick?"

The waiter said awkwardly: "It's the owner and wife of the owner of Yinyue Mountain Villa. They are very affectionate. It is said that they finally met not long ago after a few years, so they plan to make up the wedding night here."

Duan Zixiao said helplessly: "Then there is no need to put lotus seeds and peanuts, right? Boys and boys are really not thunderous?"

The waiter in the shop was surprised: "I have a precedent of a man getting pregnant, but you don't know it?"

Duan Zixiao was so shocked that his jaw almost dropped: "There really are?!"

Ziwu smiled lightly and said: "In the world, there is a strange herb called 'Baihan of Pregnancy', which only grows once every hundred years on the Luochuan Snow Mountain. It is extremely precious. It was found by a peerless doctor a hundred years ago. They use it to make pills that can make a man pregnant, and a healthy child can be born in as little as six months."

Duan Zixiao shuddered, and said with some fear: "If I took that medicine and committed seppuku in minutes, how can I wait to give birth to the child in six months? Should I complain about boys or boys?" To complain that his heart is extremely strong?!"

Ziwu smiled without saying a word, and changed the topic: "Is there Chaomuhua in this cold cake?"

The waiter nodded and said with a smile: "This is a new feature in our Longmen Inn. The petals of the morning and evening flowers are made into sweet sauce, and the spring water is mixed with the pastry when making it. The taste will be smoother, more mellow, soft and delicious. "

Duan Zixiao narrowed his eyes and tasted it slowly: "It's really delicious...but why is this tongue getting numb?"

With difficulty, Ziwu put down the snack in her hand, calmly took a sip of herbal tea to rinse her mouth, and said, "You are not alone."

Before Duan Zixiao could yell, his brain suddenly went blank, his throat was dry and painful like a fire, he rolled his eyes, kicked his calf, and lay limply on the table.

One second before he lost consciousness, he saw the waiter with a meaningful and strange smile on his face, and thought angrily, this Nima is really a black shop!

Seeing Duan Zixiao collapsed on the table, Ziwu suppressed the bursts of pain, her expression became cold and awe-inspiring, she stared at the waiter in front of her and said coldly, "Who are you?"

The waiter in the shop smiled slightly, walked forward and carried Duan Zixiao on his shoulders, avoided answering, just smiled and said: "This person has the ability to destroy the world, the power to overthrow the country, and he is the most evil thing in the world. The monks should bear the burden and get rid of it.”

Zi Wu sneered and said: "The monks have always been merciful, and they will take his life just based on the prophecy more than ten years ago. How can they trample on human life like this?"

The man smiled slightly, performed lightness kung fu, and jumped out of the window.Ziwu took a deep breath, crossed her legs and used her inner strength to expel the poison from her body, her eyes swept over the petals in the tub, and said to herself, "Mist Snake Flower...could it be him?"

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In the darkness, three figures performed lightness kung fu and kept moving forward in the night sky.

"Zi Xiao should be fine, right?" Liu Xiaosheng said with a serious expression.

Ziwu didn't answer, but her eyes were cold in the dark night, and her face was expressionless.

Lai Fu said softly: "Master and Master Xiao, how could they be poisoned by that snake poison?"

Ziwu sighed softly, and said: "I was careless, the monk disguised himself as the shop waiter, put the mist snake flower in the bathtub, and added morning and evening flowers to the cake, that's how he got poisoned. "

Liu Xiaosheng said in a deep voice: "These two kinds of flowers are not poisonous, but once fused, they will be extremely poisonous. If you inhale a few more mouthfuls, half your life will be gone."

Laifu said worriedly: "I hope Master Zixiao is fine, that monk is so vicious with poison, it's hard to guarantee that he won't kill him."

Zi Wu narrowed her eyes slightly, and it took a long time before she said: "Zi Xiao will be fine... There will be no such catastrophe in his fate."

Lai Fu said in a deep voice, "I hope so."

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Duan Zixiao was awakened.

He opened his eyes and saw that he was actually being held on his shoulders like a sack. After thinking about it for a long time, he realized that he seemed to be poisoned.

Duan Zixiao rolled his eyes and said, "Brother, aren't you tired of flying with me like this?"

The man was slightly taken aback, and said, "I'm not tired."

Zi Xiao sighed: "I never thought that Longmen Inn is so high-end, and the dissected corpses need to be carried to the wild for food. Could it be that they want to touch me first?"

The man was silent for a moment, and then said: "The poor monk only takes the life of the benefactor."

Duan Zixiao yelled out in horror: "The monks actually do the dirty work of working for a black shop, killing people and cutting flesh, first X and then X and then X again?!"

The man couldn't bear it anymore and said: "The poor monk has nothing to do with that inn!"

Duan Zixiao said contemptuously: "The explanation is just a cover-up. I have already seen that your intentions are not righteous, but I didn't expect to be so vicious. First, I colluded with that gold inlaid jade, and secretly worked for him to kill people in exchange for money. Ji, even the romantic place often lingers! You have really disgraced the Buddha!"

The monk trembled, the hat was too big, and immediately tried to argue: "Amitabha, this poor monk has converted to Buddhism since he was a child. matter, benefactor, please speak carefully."

Duan Zixiao snorted coldly, and then said: "Then you are illegally hijacking, murdering and robbing right now?"

The monk took a deep breath and tightly shut his mouth, intending not to answer any of his questions again.

Duan Zixiao sighed helplessly: "If you don't answer, you will acquiesce. Since you insist on wanting my meat, then I will give it to you. You can enjoy life, and you can ask for nothing in death. A man stretches his head and shrinks his head. 18 years later, I will give it to you." He is a good man!"

The monk couldn't bear it and said: "The poor monk knows that his sins are serious. After the donor returns, he will copy the scriptures and chant the Buddha every day, so that the donor can enter the Western Paradise early."

Duan Zixiao sneered and said, "Then why don't you wait for me to die before committing suicide, so you can come and accompany me? You can also be a companion on the road to Huangquan."

The monk calmly said with an excuse: "Amitabha, the poor monk will sacrifice his body for his life to redeem his sins."

Xiao Wuli said, "Why do you want to kill me so much?"

The monk replied: "Eighteen years ago, Master Guoshi fasted for 18 days on the seventh day of the seventh week. Originally, he was just calling for divination for me. I never thought that a son of an evil spirit would be born in three days. This son is bound to be martial arts in the future. Zhuo Jue, treacherous and evil like a demon, will definitely cause turmoil in the world, causing countless bloody storms, and that person is you, the benefactor."

Duan Zixiao grinds his teeth, can this system still play happily together? Why did the protagonist's golden arm be bent into a cripple? !In the background setting of writing this article at the time, when Zhen Duan Zixiao was just born, it was a sign of auspiciousness from the sky, and the colorful rays of light passed through the clouds and shone on Zixiao who was just born. Disperse.This matter has been talked about by everyone in Qinghe Town for many years, and it has even reached the mayor of the town. When he was happy, he rewarded the Duan family with 100 taels of silver as a subsidy.

Duan Zixiao accepted this terrible fact silently, and asked: "18 years ago? The national teacher didn't even have all his teeth, did he have to fix all these moths?"

The monk said: "The national teacher became the most honorable envoy of Dazhao Kingdom at the age of three."

Duan Zixiao sneered: "But you just brought down the most honorable envoy of Dazhao Kingdom."

The monk said embarrassingly: "Special cases are handled specially, and poor monks don't want to."

Duan Zixiao sighed: "I didn't expect that the children of Dazhao Kingdom are so precocious, and they can show their talents in various fields at the age of three. Our family's little Mu Bai is only five years old and can recite poems. , and proficient in medical science, I thought he was a gifted child, but he never thought that he was only in the upper middle class. From my point of view, the dream of Dazhao Kingdom to dominate the world seems not far away."