[Comprehensive British and American] The vest system of the son of hell

"The clown insists on telling me the information after seeing me?"

Batman, who was dealing with things in Superman's Fortress of Solitude, was very surprised after hearing Luthor's words: "I thought he wouldn't come to the Justice League to make a deal in person even if he had the information."

"A clown is a clown after all."

Luthor sighed, and then asked Superman behind Batman: "When will you send him back to the Justice League?"

"why me--"

"He can't fly." Luther said confidently.

Superman: "..."

Batman who got stabbed: "Okay, I'll go back to the Justice League when I finish this data, alone."

"Can you fly?"

Luther took the initiative to poke Batman's sore spot again.

Batman raised his hand and showed the car key: "I installed the solar car system on the Batmobile, which was developed by the Interstellar Research Institute."

"The key part is done by me!" Luther emphasized loudly.

Batman smiled slightly when he heard the words: "I know, thank you, Lex Luthor."

"Batman, you..."

Surprised by the sudden "thank you", Luther was momentarily at a loss for words, and when he recovered, the communication had ended.

After half an hour—

[Welcome back, Batman——]

The AI ​​of the Justice League headquarters management system gave a pleasant welcome, and then took Batman to meet the clown who was wearing a floral shirt and a garland and sitting on a beach chair basking in the sun.

Batman stopped five meters away from the clown: "Hey, clown!"

"Batman? You're finally here!"

The clown sat up excitedly, with a distorted smile on his face.

He opened his arms and tried to hug Batman, but Batman avoided him with a flexible body.

"Our relationship is not good enough to hug each other, let's hurry up and talk about serious things."

"Batman, you always..."

The clown showed an exaggerated disappointed expression, but the upturned corners of his mouth proved that he was actually very happy at the moment.

Next to the clown, Joker in a purple bikini brought a cocktail: "Hey, Batman, do you want to drink? The most delicious one that Joker personally prepared for you—"

"I don't drink during work hours."

Batman refuses the laughing cocktail without hesitation.

Laughing point: "What a boring guy."

But the clown said, "Isn't that just right...you can't drive me after drinking—"

"When did I promise to drive you?"

"The Justice League Promise—"

The clown smiled sinisterly, and deliberately pinched the orchid to poke Batman's chin: "I saw the reward offered by the Justice League. I will provide you with the information you want. There is only one request. All members of the Justice League will wear circus clothes in the Amusement park to accompany me all day, the vehicle is Batman driving the Batmobile. You came to me and proved that you are ready to accept my terms—”

"The Justice League will accept any reasonable request." Batman emphasized in a low voice, "Now, we have agreed to your conditions, and it is time for you to hand over your information to us."

"Do you want it now?"

The Joker looked at Batman jokingly.

Batman nodded solemnly.

But the clown burst out laughing wildly, and said while laughing: "My God! This joke is not funny at all! Why is there such a boring joke!"

"You take it as a joke to come to the Justice League to make a deal?"

Batman clenched his fist silently.

Hearing the words with a smile, he stopped between the Joker and Batman without hesitation, and said loudly: "Isn't it? Harney is the smartest super villain in Gotham and even the world! How could he—"

"I did come to the Justice League to make a deal with the Justice League."

The clown pushed away the smile blocking his sight, the corners of his eyes were bloodshot, and his eyes fixed on Batman: "I do have the information about Dream Vortex that you all desire!"

"so--"

"I know which corner of the earth has a dream vortex!"

"Really?"

"I don't care about the fate of the world, I just want to watch the Justice League superheroes trying to please me dressed as circus clowns for the little bit of information that comes out of my mouth."

The clown laughed.

He is a lunatic, his way of thinking is completely different from that of normal people, and he will not care about the life and death of the earth like normal people.

He only cares about his own happiness.

Batman knows this, so knowing that the clown will not tell the truth to himself, he still has to be patient and bargain with him for the fate of the world: "We can agree to your terms, but only after your information has been verified and confirmed."

"Darling, don't trust Batman, he lied to you—"

"Batman may lie, but the Justice League will not lie to the Joker. They know the price of lying to the Joker."

The clown smiled and showed his white teeth: "I'll give you an address now, and you will find a girl named Charlene with the address. She is the carrier of the dream whirlpool that may trigger a world crisis."

"Sure?"

"Believe it or not is up to you! Anyway, I'll give you everything I can give you."

While talking, the clown wrote down the address on a piece of paper and handed it to Batman: "I hope the next time we meet is at the amusement park where all members of the Justice League wear circus costumes. You pick me up in the Batmobile."

"Uh..." Batman was speechless for a while.

……

at the same time--

dream world...

Matthew taught Da Vinci how to surf the Internet and how to buy steam games.

At this time, there was a knock on the window of "Tuk Tuk Tuk" outside.

Then a beautiful fox jumped into Da Vinci's residence in the dream world, ran to Da Vinci's side familiarly, circled around Da Vinci, stood up and smelled Matthew.

"It's my friend, a beautiful fox."

Da Vinci introduced the fox to Matthew.

Matthew lowered his head and looked at the fox's graceful figure like flowing water and its soft and shiny fur: "It really is a beauty."

"I'm not an ordinary fox beauty, I once confused a country."

While speaking, the fox took off the fox fur and turned into an oriental beauty in a silk robe, with black hair reaching the ground, holding a folding fan, and smiled at Matthew: "You can call me Yuzaoqian."

"Nine-tailed Fox Tamamo-mae?"

Matthew, who was a hardcore gamer before his death, blurted out.

"My original name was not Tamamo, but it sounds better than my original name."

The fox beauty looked at Matthew affectionately and softly, with no intention of seducing, but still exuding temptation in every word and deed.

"Nice to meet you...Matthew...sir..."

She didn't seem to want to use "Matthew" and "Sir" to address Matthew, but for some unexplainable reasons, she finally chose this most traditional and appropriate address after a pause.

Matthew saw that the beautiful fox was hiding something from him, and smiled and held the beautiful fox's hand: "I am also very happy to meet you, former sister Yuzao."

"You are such a sensible young man who knows how to call me 'sister'."

The beautiful fox whose real age is at least four digits laughed wildly, but when she saw Lucifer beside Matthew, her smile froze——

Lifting the skirt with both hands, he saluted Lucifer respectfully: "Hello, Your Majesty."

"Here, I'm just an ordinary dream visitor."

Lucifer said lightly: "By the way, I would like to remind you that oriental silk dresses are not suitable for Western court ceremonies."

"Understood……"

The beauty fox nodded humbly, her body began to shrink, and the silk skirt she wore slowly slipped off. Finally, the skirts were piled up on the ground, and a fox ran out from under the skirt, circling around Matthew's ankle.

Matthew: "..."

"It's trying to please you."

Lucifer said dotingly, and motioned for Matthew to embrace Tamamo-mae, who had turned back into a fox, into his arms.

As early as the first time he saw a fox, Matthew had dreamed about its smooth and supple feel in his mind, and now he can finally hug a fox, naturally——

"Baby, come here—"

Matthew spread his hands.

The fox jumped into his arms, licked Matthew's chin and neck with his tongue, firmly grasped Matthew's clothes with his four limbs, and swept his big tail around like a fan.

"You're so warm—"

Matthew said involuntarily.

"Because it's afraid of me, and knows how to please you in order to save its own life," Lucifer said.

"But--"

Matthew doesn't think that Yuzao's former fox can win Lucifer's forgiveness by pleasing him.

As Lucifer, killing the fox before Yuzao was just a matter of thought.

"Trust me, you are more special than you think."

Lucifer patted Matthew on the shoulder tenderly, and then bid farewell to Da Vinci: "There is a small situation in the real world."

"Can I go together?"

Leonardo Da Vinci, who just came into contact with surfing the Internet, is full of curiosity about the 21st century.

Lucifer shook his head: "This is the territory of the Sandman, I don't want to fall out with the Sandman for the time being."

"but--"

Da Vinci is already eager to try.

Matthew then said to Lucifer, "Maybe we can—"

"Can't……"

As he spoke, Lucifer tore through the space and brought Matthew to a desert on the border between the United States and Mexico.

"Is this our destination?"

Looking at the cacti plants standing strong in the desert, Matthew always felt that a cowboy with a gun and live ammunition would rush to them on horseback and shoot at them in the next second.

"This is not our destination, but your destination." Lucifer said quietly.

Matthew: "What do you mean?"

"It means that I want to leave for a while, and go to the City of Silver to have a good talk with a long-winded guy."

Lucifer bowed his head and kissed Matthew's forehead: "Wait for me to come back."

"certainly--"

Before the words fell, Lucifer had disappeared.

Matthew touched his pocket and found a bulging wallet with a business card in it: "Sailors Paradise Bar" printed on the front and the address of the bar on the back.

Matthew looked at the roadside sign and found that the bar was less than 500 meters away from him.

"Are you kidding? Such a standard desert frontier town can't even find a decent river. How could someone open a bar called 'Sailor's Paradise'?"

But Matthew finally accepted the setting.

After all, it was Lucifer who put the wallet and business card in his pocket.

Even if this is a prank on the whim of the king of angels and demons, Matthew is interested in going to the bar with a business card.

……

5 minutes later--

Matthew stood in front of the Sailor Paradise Bar, and found that this bar was completely different from the yellow and gray cowboy bars common in western movies. It looked more like a masquerade club than a bar.

The exterior wall is painted in bright apple green, lemon yellow, and fiery red, and the sentence "Welcome to Sailor Paradise Bar" scrolls on the LED display screen with a circle of neon lights, and there are special fireworks effects around the words. The door was full of people, the bar was dominated by colorful laser lights, high-quality performances comparable to Broadway and Moulin Rouge were being held on the gleaming stage, and the waiters walking through the seats selling cigarettes and alcohol——

The women are dressed as high-heeled bunny girls, and the men are all dressed as standard strippers.

Matthew was stunned, and blurted out: "This place is really—"

"It's sexy, right?"

The old gentleman standing beside Matthew smiled and said, "Is this your first visit to Sailor's Paradise?"

"Yes, the first time."

"How do you feel here?"

While talking, the old gentleman took Matthew to find a corner seat and sat down. He raised his hand and snapped his fingers. Immediately, a male waiter in a suit showing his abdominal muscles stepped forward and asked them what they wanted.

The old gentleman smiled and looked at Matthew.

Matthew thought to himself, this place is so luxurious, the charging standard must be very high, so he smiled gracefully at the waiter like an old gentleman, but ordered nothing.

"Why don't you order?" asked the old gentleman.

Matthew: "I don't even know where this place is, so I dare not order casually."

"So you're a cautious person?"

"Yes."

Matthew nodded, feeling too high in his heart.

It's not that he likes to be suspicious, it's just——

How could a bar that was eligible to be introduced to him by Lucifer be a normal bar? !

As soon as the idea was born, fancy sentences were drawn across the transparent panel.

【Respected and great master, please allow your devout, loyal and generous servant Kespler to praise your prudent behavior at this time, you have made a very correct decision.This bar is really not a normal bar. 】

What do you mean?

Matthew pretended to watch the stage performance and asked the system calmly.

[This bar is a living thing, and Sailor's Paradise is its name. 】

what?

Matthew was taken aback.

He could see that Sailors Paradise was not an ordinary bar, but the fact that the bar was alive was seriously beyond his expectations.

After thinking about it, Matthew felt that it should be taken for granted.

After all, his physiology father, John Constantine, was a tough guy who had a relationship with the urban will of Los Angeles.

As he accepted the fact that Sailor's Paradise is alive, a detailed description of "Sailor's Paradise" also emerged on the transparent panel.

[Sailor Paradise is an existence similar to the will of the city but more flexible and changeable than the will of the city. It likes to travel, like to make friends, and likes to jump through time and space with friends who join it, and appears in any corner of any universe that allows it to appear .

Its area is not fixed, it can be a medium-sized bar covering an area of ​​[-] square meters, or a large amusement park with an area of ​​more than [-] square meters, and even once, it expanded itself into a pure carnival planet. 】

Sounds interesting.

Matthew was so attracted by the specialness of "Sailor's Paradise" that he didn't even see a jazz singer with huge colorful wings on his back and dressed himself like a Christmas turkey walking towards him while singing.

[There are many strange life forms like Sailor Paradise in the universe.Of these, the most well known is 'Denny Street'.

Danny is a street with emotions that can place itself around the world. It loves humans and entertains people who are excluded by mainstream society with enthusiastic performances and shops arranged in festive styles, whether it is sexual orientation or appearance that does not conform to mainstream aesthetics. , or poor people who are bullied simply because they think differently from others, can get their own life on Denny Street. 】

So, Sailors Paradise, like Denny Street, is a place of spirituality that protects the weak from mainstream society?

【Yes, respected and great master, in the 'Sailor's Paradise' bar, you don't need to worry about anything, you can stretch yourself to your heart's content... just like...】

"Hey... are you new here?"

Accompanied by the singing melody, the jazz singer with colorful wings on his back handed the microphone to Matthew: "Can you introduce yourself to everyone? Or sing a song."

"I do not know how to sing."

Matthew pushed the singer's microphone away.

At this time, he saw a string of pink foam sentences floating on the surface of the glittering curtain on the stage:

[Nice to meet you, Matthew, I am Sailor Paradise. 】

"Uh..." After reading the system's popular science, Matthew already knew that Sailor Paradise is a living thing, and he can use LED subtitles, sticky notes, banners, etc. to communicate with people.

Therefore, when he saw words appearing on the stage curtain, his first feeling was——

How do you know I'm Matthew!

I haven't introduced myself to anyone here? !

After settling his mind, Matthew asked, "Where did you know my name?"

[Sailor Paradise has its own information channel, but you can secretly reveal it here, Matthew, you and your biological father are famous in our social group. 】

"John Constantine?"

【Yes. 】

"So your social group members include L.A. City Consciousness and New York City Will?"

【Yes. 】

"really……"

Matthew rubbed his forehead speechlessly.

Upon seeing this, the male waiter handed over a glass of iced lemon mint water.

"I didn't order—"

【Given to you by Sailor Paradise. 】

A line of words appeared on the surface of the water glass.

Matthew: "..."

Now he feels more and more that John Constantine, who is in love with Los Angeles City Will, is very powerful and invincible.

【Matthew, can I touch the little fox in your pocket? 】

New text appeared on the surface of the water glass again.

"fox?"

Matthew was surprised...

He doesn't remember having in his pocket—

[The fox is coming out. 】

"is it?"

Matthew lowered his head, and a furry fox head popped out of his pocket: "Matthew, did I succeed in smuggling?"

"Before Yuzao?"

Matthew was stunned.

The fox took the opportunity to grab Matthew's arm with its front paws, moved its [-] cm long body out of a pocket that was at most [-] cm deep, and with a big furry tail that was almost as long as its body, jumped to the ground and stretched itself .

"Wow, that's cool—"

Matthew was dumbfounded: "How did you do it? I don't feel any abnormality yet with such a big body squeezed in my pocket?"

"A fox has a fox's way."

Yuzao walked around Matthew in a circle, transformed into an elegant beauty wearing the most popular silk straight skirt in the 50s, and blew a kiss to the glittering curtain on the stage: "Sailor's Paradise, I finally see you gone."

【Who are you? 】

Confused words emerge from the surface of the glittering screen.

"My name is Tamamo-mae, at least, in the official human records my name is Tamamo-mae."

While talking, the beautiful fox reached out and took the cocktail on the waiter's tray: "The bill is in Matthew's name."

"Hey--"

"It's a man's honor to pay for a beautiful woman, not to mention that I'm your fox."

Yuzao looked at Matthew with aggrieved eyes, and the hallucination of the fox's big tail wagging behind him appeared.

"All right……"

Recalling the plump feel of the fox rolling in his arms, Matthew silently accepted the setting of paying the bill for this self-willed and arrogant fox, lowered his head, and took a sip of free iced lemon mint water: "Tamamo-mae, you know I will come to Sailor Paradise after I leave the dream kingdom, so I hid in my clothes pocket and sneaked out of the dream kingdom?"

"Will you be angry if I say yes, Matthew?"

The beautiful fox deliberately flattered Matthew with tears in her eyes.

Matthew: "I don't like women."

"Then I'm now a handsome guy who fits your aesthetics. Gender is just a coat to me."

The fox beauty wiped her face, ready to change.

Matthew said, "If you can become Lucifer, I really don't mind if you change."

fox:"……"

She flicked her big fluffy tail and said coquettishly, "Matthew, you haven't answered whether I will be angry or not?"

"Why are you angry?"

Matthew asked the fox: "Instead of being angry, I'm more curious about how you know that Lucifer will let me go to Sailor Paradise after taking me out of the Kingdom of Dreams?"

"because--"

Fox pauses...

Matthew: "Can't tell?"

"If you say it, it will turn into fox fur."

The fox looked at Matthew pitifully: "This time it's not a misfortune, it's because if you tell the truth, you will become a fox."

"you……"

Matthew had no choice but to remind the fox: "If you want to please me, you might as well turn into a big furry fox. I have no resistance to your fox form."

"why?"

"Because I have always wanted to raise a dog..." Matthew said, "When I was still alive as a human, I was very envious of the neighbor's children who had big dogs. I dreamed of having my own dog, no matter what Is it a golden retriever or a Samoyed."

"Oh my god! I actually became a substitute for Samoyed!"

The fox beauty showed an unbelievable expression: "I have always been played by Samoyed in TV dramas and movies, and I will become Samoyed's stand-in one day!"

"Aren't you willing? I won't force it."

Matthew turned his head, ready to have a good talk with Sailor Paradise.

At this time, a group of fluffy hairs got into his arms, and Tamamo, who had regained the form of a fox, hugged him flatteringly: "It is my honor to be able to win your favor in the form of a fox—"

"You respect me?"

"of course."

The fox tried to rub his head against Matthew's chin.

Matthew looked at the bar stage where the performance had ended: "Sailor Paradise, you haven't answered my question yet."