[Comprehensive British and American] The vest system of the son of hell

【Matthew, what kind of answer do you hope to get? 】

"Is there an option to answer?"

[In Sailor's Paradise, everything can be chosen. 】

On the flashing screen, intriguing sentences emerged.

Matthew couldn't help being confused, touching the fox and thinking about how to answer.

At this time, a familiar voice sounded outside.

"Fuck! There really is a bar called Sailor's Paradise here! Could it be a clown's trap?"

"From what I know of the Joker, he might indeed—wait a minute!"

The double voices of Damian and Batman who were suspected to be talking suddenly stopped.

Immediately afterwards, cheerful music was played on the performance stage of Sailors Paradise Bar, and the door of the bar opened, accompanied by the roar of fireworks.

【Welcome to Sailor Paradise Bar... I am Sailor Paradise——】

A welcome sentence composed of smoke words appears over the flashing curtain and bar at the same time.

Seeing this scene, Damian, who was in contact with Sailor's Paradise for the first time, was stunned: "What kind of rubbish is this!"

Can Luo, who temporarily teamed up with Damian, was very excited when he saw this, and stretched out his arms towards the text on the top of the bar: "Hello, Sailor Paradise, I am Can Luo... and there is another name that is Great Space Conqueror Staro—"

【Welcome, great space conqueror Staro——】

"Just call me Can Luo."

Starfish in Robin's uniform says proudly.

At this time, Harley in the convertible also walked over with a hammer on her shoulders, her eyes sparkling with excitement: "This is where my ex let Little Bat go? It looks wonderful!"

【Hello, Harley Quinn, I've heard your name for a long time—】

Sailors Paradise very nicely bursts out with welcome fireworks.

Harley was very happy, and blew a kiss, then followed into the bar on a high foot, and saw Matthew who was stroking the fox at a glance: "Hey... Matthew! We meet again!"

"Harry?"

Before Matthew could react, the fox in his arms was already shaking, trying to bury his head in Matthew's clothes.

"Before Yuzao?"

Matthew petted the fox.

The fox looked up and whispered, "There's something in her that I'm afraid of."

"Is there something in me that you're afraid of?"

Harry blinked his eyes in confusion, then sat on the table confidently, stretched out his hand, and raised Matthew's chin: "You still haven't said why you're here?"

"When I was traveling along the US border, I accidentally passed by here. I thought this bar was very special, so I came here to have a drink. How about you? Drive all the way to the border to find a bar?"

"I am a lunatic, and a lunatic does not need to explain why to others."

Harley tactfully avoided Matthew's question, and her hand with multicolored nail polish fell on the fox: "Is this your puppy? It looks really good."

"it is--"

"I'm not a puppy! I'm a fox!"

Tamamo raised her head and looked at Harry fiercely.

Harry laughed and said, "Is it the kind of fox that can turn into a human?"

"I--"

Yuzao opened her mouth and showed her sharp teeth: "Don't think that I'm a fox now so you can bully me casually! What I'm afraid of is that what's behind you is not you!"

"Behind me? What's behind me? A kid and a talking starfish?"

Harry laughed disapprovingly, and raised his hand to greet Damian and Guan Luo, who were still standing at the door of the bar, hesitating whether to enter: "What are you hesitating about? Are you afraid that the little bat will know that you have entered a bar where minors are prohibited?" ?!"

"To shut up!"

Damian raised his head, strode into the bar with his head held high, and slapped the black card on the table: "I'm treating you today! I'll be the one in the room!"

"Is it the kind of treat you drink milk when others drink tequila?"

Harry teased Damian mercilessly.

Damian: "If Dad didn't say that minors can't drive, I would take you with me?"

"Come on! Didn't you rely on me to spread rumors? Let Gotham believe that you were only 12 years old and Harley Quinn regarded you as an old enemy? Much better than your father back then?"

Harry continued to complain about Damian.

Immediately, Damian didn't want to talk to Harry anymore, and walked up to Matthew with Can Luo: "Your dog is nice, can you pet it for me?"

"You like puppies?"

"My dad loves dogs and my pet is a cow—"

Damian said proudly, and forcibly pulled the fox out of Matthew's arms: "Is this guy really a dog? It looks like a fox."

"Because I'm a fox!" Tamazamo shouted angrily.

Damian: "Still a talking fox."

"Any comments?"

Yuzao shook his head angrily: "Little brat!"

"What did you say!"

Damian got a little annoyed.

Hearing this, the pot on Damian's shoulder laughed and said, "Damian, do you think you are an adult?"

"To shut up!"

"I'm Papa's son as much as you—"

With that said, Guan Luo jumped onto Matthew's table, hugged the glass, and took a sip of the iced lemon mint water: "Wow, it's so refreshing——"

"This starfish can talk?"

Yuzao showed a surprised expression: "I thought it was a group of starfish."

"I am Staro, the great space conqueror!"

Hearing this, Guan Luo announced with his head held high.

Damian grabbed Can Luo angrily, and said to Matthew, "Why are you here?"

"It's over before. I'm doing a free tour around the US border. I saw this bar is very special. Come and have a seat."

Matthew looked at Damian indifferently: "What about you? Did the clown ask you to come here?"

"how do you know--"

[He heard your conversation. 】

The words Sailor's Paradise floated on the surface of the water glass.

Damian: "It turns out that this bar can really talk."

[I am Sailor Paradise, please don't use such a simple and abstract concept as 'bar' to describe me. 】

Sailor Paradise insisted stubbornly.

On the stage, surrounded by lap dancers, jazz singers started a new round of enthusiastic performances.

It's also around this time that Halle and Damian discover that the lead singer is transgender.

"This is actually an LGBT bar?"

[This is Sailors Paradise, all lives rejected by the mainstream world can find their own lives in Sailors Paradise, as long as you open your arms and embrace Sailors Paradise... Harley——]

"You want to keep me? Too bad I never felt I needed the protection of Sailor's Paradise."

Harry crossed his legs and pointed his toes at the knee of the waiter dressed as a stripper: "Matthew, how long have you been here?"

"Just arrived, less than half an hour."

Matthew looked at Harry and Damian: "What about you? Why are you here? What did the clown say to you?"

"The clown recently took the initiative to approach the Justice League, saying that this area is something the Justice League wants very much, so we came over to have a look, but we didn't expect to meet you."

Harley looked at Matthew with great interest: "Guess what the Justice League wants to get even if they don't hesitate to ask the clown for help?"

"I don't guess."

"How could you do this to me!"

Harry was upset, turned around, and deliberately blocked Matthew's sight: "I hate being rejected!"

"But I'm really not interested in what Justice League is going to do."

Matthew reminded helplessly: "I'm just an ordinary person who accidentally has friendship with most superheroes, and I don't want to get too involved in superhero stories."

"But your appearance here means that you have been involved, and you have no right to choose."

Harley, who is a master of gymnastics and jujitsu, took the initiative to lower her waist and approached [-] degrees, and met Matthew's eyes: "Join us, let's solve the trouble together!"

"I--"

[Sailor Paradise also wants to help the Justice League. 】

On the flashing curtain, the words Sailor's Paradise flashed across.

Matthew: "You want to talk about the purpose of your coming here."

"It's very simple, we are looking for Dream Spiral!"

Harley turned around smoothly, changing legs amorously: "We have already found out that the black box is related to Mengvortex, and we just need to find Mengvortex to determine the key!"

"The black box is related to Dream Vortex?"

Matthew froze for a moment, then said to himself: "This is very close to Mexico... and according to the testimonials, Brother Jerry, who transported the black boxes into the metropolis, has been engaged in smuggling on the border between Mexico and the United States all year round... the Mexican border It is very likely that there are clues to the black box..."

"Look, the logic makes sense—"

Harry lowered his head and pressed against Matthew's forehead: "Join us."

"Sorry, I refuse."

"why?"

Harry couldn't understand: "What the hell are you insisting on?"

"I don't have any insistence, I just worry that things will become more complicated because of my intervention." Matthew said, "Everything I have been involved in so far, once I intervene, the situation will definitely become serious and complicated. .”

"You're too empiricistic—"

Harry rolled his eyes in displeasure, and said to Damian, who was clamoring for a drink but ended up drinking milk with Juan Luo honestly: "Matthew has rejected us, we have to investigate ourselves."

"why?"

Can Luo raised his head, and the big eyes in the center of his body looked at Matthew: "Why did you reject us?"

"Jianluo, I don't want to—"

"It's just being rejected, what can't be accepted!"

Damian poked his head, drank the last drop of milk in the glass, and wiped his mouth: "Harry, it's time for us to go!"

"The whole audience pays for it—"

"I'm not bad for money!"

Damian waved his hand, ready to swipe his card.

At this time, a text appeared on the flashing screen: You can't leave.

"what?"

Damian was furious and put on a gesture: "Give me a reason!"

[Sailor's Paradise is sorry, but you really can't leave here now. 】

"Humph!"

Damian ignored Sailor Paradise, turned and opened the door of the bar, and as a result——

"what the fuck!"

The outside is no longer a barren sandy land, but a rather lively western town.

"What's going on here?"

[Sailor Paradise is a living creature that can move freely. Sailor Paradise just performed a jump. 】

On the flashing screen, the above sentence slowly appeared.

Immediately after—

boom!

The golden and red mecha landed coquettishly, and Iron Man walked out, smiling slightly at the bar: "Hello-Sailor's Paradise——"

【Hello, Tony Stark——】

A welcome message flew over the bar.

Iron Man walked into the bar smartly, and when he bumped into Damian, he still didn't forget to joke: "I haven't seen you for a few days, and your father has already allowed you to drive across most of the United States alone? Didn't you sneak out again?"

"I have permission to go out this time!"

Damian replied fiercely: "Also, although I haven't got a driver's license yet, I can already fly a plane when I was five years old!"

"Me too. I was five years old--wow! This beauty, what's your name?"

Iron Man is attracted by the tall and charming Harley, and he can't wait to ask her out on the spot——

[Sir, she is Harley Quinn, Gotham's crime queen. 】

The intelligent AI system sends out mechanical sound reminders.

Harley emphasized very seriously: "It's the crime queen, not the queen. The clown and I broke up a long time ago—"

"So Harley, you're single now?"

Tony's attention fell on the phrase "break up."

Harry nodded: "Yes. My mother is single now, do you want to pick me up?"

"If you don't mind, of course I—"

"Let's line up!"

Harry stared at Tony fiercely, and walked to Damian's side: "Little one, we should—"

"I don't want to go now."

Damian ran to Tony's side with his already slender legs as a teenager, with his hands on his hips: "Tony Stark! You pissed me off!"

"Damian, you want to be with me—"

"Yes! I want to fight a man's duel with you here! The prize is—"

"She?"

Tony Stark looked at Harley on the side: "I can't believe that a beauty like you will one day be a nanny for someone."

"Which of your eyes can see that I am the nanny of this brat!"

Harry was furious and raised his hammer to hit Iron Man.

boom!

The hammer and the steel protective force field collided head-on, causing a strong impact. All the onlookers were blown away by the impact, and even Sailor Paradise took the initiative to retreat more than ten meters.

[Harry, Tony, do Sailor Paradise a face, don't fight here——]

"I do not accept--"

Harry said shaking his head.

Iron Man said, "I accept..."

After the words fell, Harry also changed his words and said, "Okay, for the sake of Sailor Paradise, we have a temporary truce."

"what?"

When Damian heard that the boss was unhappy, he said to Iron Man angrily, "Tony, we have already ceased fighting. Shouldn't you take the initiative to explain the purpose of your coming here to express your sincerity?!"

"Why didn't you guys speak first?"

"Because we have ladies and children on our side!" Damian said with his arms akimbo.

Tony: "I came here by accident. In fact, I didn't expect to meet Sailor's Paradise here, let alone you."

"Really?"

"If I had planned for today's events, I wouldn't even know that the beautiful woman next to you is Harley Quinn, let alone preparing roses and other gifts worthy of beauty."

Tony looked at Harry flirtatiously: "Honey, are you going to be angry because I didn't prepare roses for our meeting?"

"Just make it up next time."

Harry turned and walked into the bar.

Tony followed in.

Damian was naturally displeased with this, so he ran in quickly and stopped Tony who was about to greet Matthew: "Tin can! You haven't said why you came here!"

"I'm here to investigate one thing, a major event related to the fate of the world."

Tony looked at Matthew: "Have you heard of 'Dream Vortex'?"

"The purpose of your coming here is also 'Dream Vortex'?"

"also?"

Tony looked at Damian and Harry: "Don't tell me—"

"Yes, we found this place because of Dream Swirl." Harley said, "In order to get information about Dream Swirl, the Justice League was even forced to make a deal with the Joker, poor Batman, poor Superman... But I Still would love to see them put on circus clothes and perform at an amusement park—"

"The Justice League actually agreed to put on circus clothes and perform for the clowns? When does the event start? Please be sure to call me!"

Tony beamed with excitement.

Harry hooked his lips and smiled: "If you share the information you have with us for free, I will consider calling you."

"OK! OK!"

Tony said bluntly: "Loki told us about the Dream Vortex, under the premise of Thor's guarantee. As for coming here to find Dream Vortex, it is the joint divination of Loki and Strange."

"Only you?"

"They divined a total of five locations, and I got one of them."

"I see."

Harry put Tony on the shoulder: "Are you interested in doing something happy with me, a big beauty?"

"certainly--"

Tony drew a long tail, and after drawing everyone's attention to them, he said slowly: "I'm not interested!"

"why?"

"Because you look dangerous, and while I like dangerous women, it's work time..." Tony said, "Once I've got this sorted out, you can ask me out wherever you want—"

"Really?"

"of course it's true."

Tony tries to look genuine.

Although today was the first time he saw Harley Quinn herself, before today, he had heard of Harley Quinn's notoriety countless times.

Harley actually didn't intend to develop a negative distance friendship with Tony in Sailor's Paradise. The so-called "do something happy" is purely malicious. For sake, I'm temporarily accepting your date invitation. Let's get down to business!"

Fingers painted with colorful nail polish fell on the collar of Tony's suit: "How much do you know about Dream Vortex?"

"We already know most of what the Justice League knows."

"What about the part that the Justice League doesn't know?"

"This one……"

Tony smiled awkwardly but politely, and looked at Matthew: "How did you know the existence of 'Dream Vortex'?"

"I?"

Matthew was stunned for a moment, not knowing how to answer this question. Instead, the fox took the opportunity to transform into a coquettish beauty, put his arm around Matthew's shoulders, and winked at Tony: "Your name is Tony Stark?"

"You are--"

"Tamamo, from the east."

The fox beauty looked at Iron Man with a melancholy expression: "About the matter of 'Dream Vortex', how far have you learned?"

"You too--"

"Don't you think I'm just his pet fox!"

Mae Tamamo collapsed a bit.

She turned into a fox purely to please Matthew.

Before being brought into the Kingdom of Dreams by Memphis the Sandman, she was the top concubine who disrupted the country and subverted the regime. No man could refuse her charm, but now——

"For Matthew's sake, Tony Stark, I temporarily forgive you for being rude to me!"

And said you are not his pet fox!

Tony slandered for a while, but there was always a polite smile on his face: "Miss Yuzao, it is my honor to meet you."

"I prefer the title 'sister' to miss."

The fox beauty glanced at Tony meaningfully, returned to Matthew, and turned back into a big fox with bright fur: "How much do you know about 'Dream Whirlpool'?"

"Why must-"

"I am a resident of the Dreamland."

The fox took the initiative to reveal his identity: "Meng Jun already knew about the matter of 'Mengxuan', but he has been too busy recently, so he entrusted Matthew and me with full authority to deal with Mengxuan in the real world."

[Respected and great master, I believe you are as wise as you have seen that this fox is lying, but your devout and loyal servant Kespler believes that you'd better not expose her immediately, by cooperating with her performances from the Justice League and the Avengers Both sides of the alliance gained valuable intelligence. 】

When Matthew was considering whether to expose the fox's nonsense, the transparent panel flashed the above paragraph.

Matthew then remained silent for a while, and lightly rubbed the back of the fox's neck with his fingers, implying that she should not take advantage of the opportunity.

The fox understood and raised his snout on purpose: "I'll give you 5 minutes, and I'll give you an answer after 5 minutes. Cooperation or—"

"No need to think about it."

Tony interrupted the fox and said, "I accept your request and start full cooperation with you who are Mengjun's special envoys!"

"what about you?"

Fox looked at Damian and Harry.

Harry scratched his scalp and was about to speak—

"The tin can has already promised you, can I still refuse?"

With his hands on his back, Damian promised grandly: "Let's find a safe place to exchange information!"

[Is Sailor's Paradise not safe enough? 】

On the flashing screen, a section of pink text appeared.

Damian: "Of course!"

[But if you abandon me, you will never be able to find 'Dream Vortex'! 】

Sailor's Paradise obviously has a certain secret, and the new words that appear are actually official scripts.

"Whoa! I'm going to be blackmailed by a bar! What's more, I don't hate it."

Tony, who made a quick decision, said in a frivolous tone: "At least on the border between the United States and Mexico, it is a good choice to bring a bar with you."

[Sailor's Paradise is not a bar, Sailor's Paradise just likes to dress up as a bar. 】

"It does not matter."

Tony looked at Matthew and Harley: "I decided to cooperate with Sailor Paradise, how about you?"

"Matthew, what are you going to do about it?"

Harry asked Matthew.

Matthew: "Sailor Paradise, give me a reason."

[What reason? 】

"The reason why I must cooperate with you..." Matthew said, "Tamazamo is a resident of the dream world. With her by my side, your help means little to me."

[But we all know that Tamazamo came from the dream world this time... are you sure I should say the word that I deliberately skipped? 】

Sailor Paradise asked Matthew.

Matthew lowered his head, touched the fox, and said, "So you are actually a resident of the dream world?"

【Matthew...】

"Yes or no?"

【If I say yes, will you cooperate with me? 】

Sailor Paradise's tone was full of compromise.

Matthew: "Sure enough, you are also a resident of the dream world, no, you are a fugitive!"