[Comprehensive British and American] The vest system of the son of hell

"I'm really so charming in your eyes?"

The goddess Morana accepted the little spider's compliment very much, and asked back: "Do you mind if I am an old woman who has lived for who knows how many years?"

"Of course I don't mind."

The little spider bit the bullet and continued: "Her Majesty is the most beautiful old woman I have ever seen. Of course, I already have a girlfriend. I am very sure that I will not fall in love with you... After all, I can't do things that are sorry for my girlfriend... "

"You are an honest and good boy."

Molana, amused by Spider-Man's sincerity, looked up and looked at Matthew: "Is this your plan? Trick me with a flattering face and sincere sweet words? Let me be your ally?"

"You don't dislike such a plan, do you?"

Matthew smiled and said, "You could have interrupted our sweet talk or firmly denied my speculation."

"Because I know that in front of you, denial is meaningless."

The goddess looked at Matthew delicately: "Tell me, what are you looking for?"

"New York is on the eve of a crisis..." Matthew said, "An ancient goddess has been awakened, which may bring great disaster to New York."

"What does this have to do with me?"

Morana, the Slavic goddess of death and winter, said: "Slavic mythology is gradually being forgotten, and as a part of Slavic mythology, I may die at any time."

"But you are both the goddess of death and the goddess of rebirth. As long as the stories about you are still circulating in the world, you will always be resurrected because of the arrival of spring..."

Matthew said, "Molana, I need your help."

"You need my help?"

The Slav goddess smiled strangely, and the icy white pupils appeared in Chunchun's eyes again: "You still need my help! I am so honored!"

"Uh..." Because of this sentence, Matthew felt a strange unease, it seemed that the sentence of the goddess Morana was——

"You know who I am?"

"if not?"

Goddess Morana stood up.

After completing the transformation from the goddess of winter and death to the goddess of life and spring, she is now a graceful young girl, holding flowers and grapes in her hands, and swallows on her shoulders.

She glanced at Matthew, who was in a daze, and lifted her skirt as a lady's gift: "Molana joins you temporarily."

……

After negotiating the cooperation with the goddess Morana, Matthew looked at the map provided by the system and prepared to go to the next destination.

At this time, a familiar figure flashed across the field of vision.

Crowley, Serpent of Eden.

Remembering his promise to Wanda, Matthew decided to say hello to Crowley and find out about going to hell by the way.

Seeing an angel standing beside Crowley, and the angel was chatting enthusiastically with Crowley, Matthew stopped again.

or next time——

"Hey! Isn't this the son of the First Fallen?"

Crowley and Aziraphale also saw Matthew.

For some unknown reason, Crowley hadn't made a statement yet, but Aziraphale had already stepped forward to greet Matthew.

Matthew then replied with a smile: "Hello..."

"We've been fine recently." Aziraphale and Crowley replied in unison.

The little spider also came over: "Mr. Matthew, are they your friends?"

"Yes, my friend."

Matthew introduced the pair of angels and demons to the little spider: "The one in the dark suit is Crowley. Of course, he originally had a better name—the Serpent of Eden."

"The Serpent of Eden is Mr. Crowley's name? Why does it sound like a nickname?"

The little spider was puzzled.

"Crowley" said with a dry smile, "That's not the point."

"Yes, it doesn't matter at all."

"Aziraphale" introduced himself: "I am Aziraphale, you have seen my name in the Bible."

"Yeah! Aziraphale, the mighty angel who guards the Garden of Eden with a flaming sword in his hand."

The little spider excitedly recalled relevant chapters in the Bible.

"Aziraphale" showed a smug smile.

"Crowley" next to him waited for him with an unhappy look, obviously very dissatisfied with his over-complacency.

Matthew also noticed the strangeness between the two of them, looked around repeatedly, and came to an unbelievable conclusion: "You exchanged bodies?"

"No, we—"

"Angels and demons are essentially spiritual energy bodies..." "Aziraphale" said, "The body is just a container."

"So you switched bodies?" Matthew asked.

"Crowley" nodded: "Heaven and hell know about us, and they plan to punish us, so we swapped bodies to escape punishment."

"Angels will not be damaged even if they bathe in holy water, and demons will not be burned by hell flames..." "Aziraphale" added, "holy water and hell flames only target the soul and not the body."

"I can imagine the chaos."

Matthew looked at Aziraphale and Crowley who switched bodies: "Is your crisis over?"

"Heaven and hell won't bother us anytime soon," said "Crowley."

"That's gratifying."

After finishing speaking, Matthew changed his language: "But I may trouble you."

"You want to trouble us?"

"Aziraphale" realized that the situation was not good, frowned, and planned to—

"Are you in trouble?"

Aziraphale, who uses Crowley's body, is an angel after all, with a kind heart and a gentle personality. Hearing this, he took the initiative to ask about the situation.

Matthew was overjoyed, ignoring the anger of the Serpent of Eden that was about to ooze poison on the angel's benevolent face, and enthusiastically held "Crowley": "Yes, we are in great trouble and need help urgently! If We would be very grateful if you could help us."

"It's an angel's duty to help those in need..." "Crowley" said solemnly, "What exactly do we need?"

"This one……"

Matthew looked at the little spider.

Spiderman showed a bright smile, held "Crowley" at the moment Matthew let go of "Crowley", and said repeatedly: "Thank you! Thank you angel for your help! I'm Peter Parker, I didn't expect that I would have One day I met a real angel on the streets of New York, although your appearance is completely different from what I imagined, but Mr. Matthew has just explained that Mr. Angel and Mr. Devil have changed bodies..."

Taking advantage of the little spider entangled with the angel to express his admiration, Matthew began to lobby the displeased "Aziraphale": "Crowley, I know you don't like getting involved in trouble..."

"Since you know I hate trouble, why did you use Yaz to pull us into the water?"

"You've all started calling each other nicknames..."

Matthew raised his forehead and pretended to be unacceptable.

"Aziraphale" sneered: "Stop pretending, you already knew about our relationship!"

"Yes, I know about your relationship."

Matthew said with a smile: "That's why I hope you can completely jump out of the restrictions of heaven and hell, instead of using tricks such as swapping bodies to pass the test."

"What do you mean?"

"We have encountered very big trouble this time. Among the enemies are the Weeping Angel, the Lord of Time, and a real ancient god..."

Matthew said, "If you can take away the divinity of the ancient gods in battle, in the future—whether it is heaven or hell, you will no longer be restricted."

"Your suggestion is very good, but the risk factor is too high."

"Aziraphale" is a cautious demon, and he doesn't want his peaceful life to be broken so soon.

"The risk factor is indeed a bit high, but the rewards of success are also high, Crowley, I think you should seriously consider it..."

Matthew said, "The Time Lord will not let you go just because you can escape to the universe 4.2 million light years away."

"I never offended the Time Lord, why did I escape to the universe 4.2 million light-years away?"

"Aziraphale" suspected that Matthew was tricking him: "Are you—"

"Sorry, in order to turn more power into teammates, I left a demon scale when I visited the Technology Building last time."

Having said that, Matthew paused: "The scales on your body."

After the words fell, "Aziraphale" turned pale with shock.

because--

"He actually has your scales? I should have known that you demons have no reputation or integrity!"

"Crowley" looked at "Aziraphale" angrily.

"Aziraphale" hurriedly argued: "When he became a member of hell, I was already with you! And I never showed my real body in front of him, there is absolutely no way he has my scales on his hands!"

"But you once exchanged bodies..." Matthew said, "Aziraphale used your body to bathe in holy water in hell, if you accidentally left scales..."

"Uh……"

Both the angel and the demon were stunned.

Can't refute, and can't refute.

After a period of silence—

"Aziraphale" said: "So we may become the enemies of the Time Lord at any time?"

"At least you can't stay out of it."

Matthew cheerfully told Angels and Demons.

This made the Serpent of Eden, who originally planned to escape to other universes with the angel, very helpless, and had to—

"You're right that we have an obligation to protect humanity and New York."

"thanks……"

Matthew, who had achieved his goal, watched with a smile as the Serpent of Eden, whom he offended, pulled the angel away.

Spider-Man saw it, and his admiration for Matthew soared wildly: "Mr. Matthew, you are so amazing, you found us two powerful teammates with just a few words."

"They are really strong, but they are not necessarily powerful teammates..." Matthew said, "Especially the Serpent of Eden, except for Aziraphale, he will not be serious about anything."

"It sounds a bit like..."

"like what?"

"It's nothing."

Spider-Man, who almost slipped his tongue, asked Matthew: "I feel that Mr. Snake seems to be very dissatisfied with Mr. Matthew's routine and that he joined us. Will he wait for the matter to be resolved and take revenge on Mr. Matthew?"

"With Crowley's character, it's 100% what's going to happen, but—"

Matthew smiled slightly: "Who cares?"

……

Since then, Matthew has visited many Arabian gods, Irish gods, African tribal gods, and Indian gods who may be forgotten at any time due to cultural cessation.

Nearly lost in mythology, they now have no status as gods and are actually dying, so they are more than happy to help Matthew.

"no problem……"

Matthew agreed.

He is not a god, and if he is lucky enough to get the Godhead of a goddess, he can only add a useless entry to the item column of the Kesipler system.

What's more, he is not fully sure of winning the war.

The fellow Spider-Man was also an eye-opener.

Simple and simple, he never knew that there were so many ancient gods mixed in New York City, and these gods were on the verge of being forgotten and dying.

"After the matter is resolved, I will definitely ask someone to compile "The Encyclopedia of World Myths and Nursery Rhymes" so that everyone can remember your names again."

Little Spider, who couldn't bear to watch the gods in fairy tales being forgotten and gradually dying, sincerely promised.

The gods who have known for a long time that "New York's good neighbor" Spider-Man is a kind and honest boy all showed friendly and doting smiles.

"You are such a kind and good boy."

"I just……"

The little spider became shy and tugged at the corner of Matthew's clothes: "Mr. Matthew, let's hurry up and visit the next one. Before it gets dark, we are still gods..."

"I think we may not need to visit, because he has already come to the door."

Matthew turned around and pointed to a new high-tech sports car parked silently on the side of the road.

"The god we are going to visit is sitting in this sports car?"

The little spider was a little surprised.

Throughout the day today, the forgotten gods he saw were all living in desperation, and the living conditions of some gods were no different from those of tramps.

Now, Matthew actually pointed to a new sports car that even the iron man would shout "so cool" and said that there are gods worthy of their visit on the car——

"The prerequisite for the creation of gods is belief. The ancients had beliefs, and modern people also have beliefs, don't they?"

While talking, Matthew walked to the sports car with the little spider, and tapped on the silver door: "Hi, I'm Matthew, this is—"

Before the words fell, Matthew and Spiderman had been dragged into the sports car.

To be precise, it is the space in the car.

"This this……"

Spider-Man was stunned again.

There is actually a [-]-meter-long large conference room space in the sports car with flowing water curves.

They were forcibly dragged in and sat at a high-tech silver conference table, with a young man with fashionable hair dyed on top of them.

"Hello, I……"

"I know you're Spider-Man Peter Parker, and he's Matthew Fast Constantine."

The young man cheerfully introduced himself in a rap tone: "I am a tech kid, a god of the new era born out of human worship of technology."

"Tech kid?"

Spiderman looked at the young man uncertainly: "I know it must be rude for me to say this, but modern information civilization is almost entirely based on technology, if you are really the god of technology as you said, you must You have very powerful power, don’t you? Why did you take the initiative to find us? After all, technological informatization is the mainstream of this era, and as the god of technology, you..."

"I'm a tech kid, not a tech god."

The young man interrupted Spider-Man and explained complainingly: "Although I was born in this world because of modern technology, a tech boy will never be able to become a god of technology. Forgotten. And as technology advances faster and faster, the tech kiddos get forgotten faster and faster."

"So you need a godhead? To go from a tech kid to a tech god?" Matthew asked, "so you don't become the next forgotten tech kid as technology evolves."

"Yes, I have to become a god. Although I was born as a tech kid only last year, I know that the next tech kid has already been born in the lab, and he will take my place when he grows up!"

The tech boy smoothed his hair unhappily: "I have told you about my difficulties, can you give me a reply as soon as possible?"

"us……"

Spider-Man couldn't take the Tech Kid too seriously.

But Matthew said: "If you want me to promise you today, you must go to Fulian Building with us."

"You doubt my identity and plan to let Stark and Banner meet me?"

The tech kid squinted at Matthew.

Matthew: "I just think that as high-tech talents, they should be happy to meet tech kids."

"All right……"

The tech kid snorted unhappily, and then said to the two, "Get out of the car, we're already in the parking lot of Fulian Building."

……

"Is this the tech boy? Wow! I knew that human beings' trust in technology would give birth to a tech god!"

The iron woman looked at the tech kid who was brought into the Women's Federation Building by Matthew and Spiderman with great interest, her eyes were so hot that she wanted to tear him apart and put him into scientific research equipment for careful study.

"Sir, although we all know that your psychological gender is a man, and your affection for our new guest tech kid is pure enthusiasm for new technology, but you are staring at a strange young man with such fiery eyes, It’s easy to make strange associations.”

The almighty butler Jarvis whispered to remind the iron woman who looked at the tech boy with eyes more fiery than love.

Iron Man lost interest because of this: "Jarvis, thank you for reminding me, but I..."

"Stark!"

After hearing the news, the female Banner came in and set her eyes on the technology boy as soon as she entered the door: "This is the god derived from the worship of technology by human beings? I can understand him as an intelligent AI with both divinity and technological self-renewal." ?"

"While it is true in theory, I hope you will maintain a basic respect for me, technology."

The tech kid emphasized uncomfortably, stretched out his hand, and touched the virtual screen.

In an instant, a massive amount of information flowed out of the tech boy, and a wonderful data intersection with the AI ​​system serving the entire Fulian Building occurred.

Iron Man was overwhelmed with surprise, and the inspiration to upgrade AI came out like a tide!

"Awesome! I now have tons of new ideas!"

"So I need a godhead."

The tech kid paused the data exchange with the AI ​​system, turned around, and said to everyone in Fulian.

Because it inspired the technological inspiration of Iron Man, the face of the tech kid who may face the obsolescence of old technology brought about by technological upgrading at any time appears mottled like a black hole: "I am different from the traditional belief in gods. I am a product of human worship of technology. They will be eliminated due to the upgrading of the technology industry. In the final analysis, human beings do not have the traditional awe of gods in technology, that is, the so-called tech boys have no godhead.”

"I see……"

The female Banner, who instantly understood the troubles of the tech kid, looked at the tech kid affectionately: "After becoming the god of technology, will you restrict the development of technology as the god of technology?"

"No..." the tech boy said, "The more technology develops, the stronger I become the god of technology."

……

"Your Highness, you actually let the tech boy go to the Fulian Building as an internal response? Are you afraid that he will change his mind temporarily?"

After learning that the tech boy obeyed their goddess ally, Missy was a little surprised: "This guy has always wanted to obtain a godhead, and he has evolved from a tech boy to a tech god!"

【He will not betray us, because he knows that the development of technology to a certain extent will make people into real gods】The goddess said bluntly, "Humans naturally have no awe of technology, after all, technology is the creation of human beings, not technology created human beings. "

"Does Fulian believe in the sincerity of the tech kid's cooperation?"

Missy somehow mistrusts the tech kiddos.

Although this guy doesn't seem likely to become a rematch ally.

[Facing the huge technological benefits brought by the tech kid, they have no choice. 】

The goddess announced haughtily.

"All right……"

Missy turned her head, looked at the monitor, and found that there was a beautiful and seductive lady at the front desk: "Who is she?"

……

The person Missy paid special attention to was "Black Widow" Natasha.

Before joining the Avengers, she was a top spy and easily passed the interview in the Science and Technology Building, and became the new receptionist (because of the secret arrangement of the Avengers) the front desk lady Anne whose mother suddenly fell ill and had to go home for a month.

The personnel director spread out the photos of important company members who must be known as a qualified receptionist in a row in front of her: "This is our boss, Mr. Michael Damon, he is a billionaire who likes to drink Coke You are an airy person, as long as your work is correct. This is Ms. Missy Damon, the boss's partner and partner. Missy likes all kinds of trendy things..."

"Okay, I will remember them all in the shortest possible time."

Natasha accepted the photos of the important members of the company handed to her by the personnel director with a respectful face.

At this time, the personnel director suddenly poked Natalie's waist lightly: "Are you free tonight?"

"Director, you..."

"I'm married and I have a family..." the supervisor said, "I won't do anything to you that crosses the line."

"But……"

"free tonight?"

"of course."

Natasha accepted the supervisor's invitation with a smile, and sneered in her heart: men...

At this time, the front desk phone rang.

The supervisor answered the phone: "Mr. Damon, you—what!"

The supervisor's face suddenly became serious.

Putting down the phone, he announced to Natasha with a dead face: "Mr. Damon asked you to accompany him to the banquet tonight."

"But……"

Natasha's heart was cold, and an ominous feeling clinged to her back.

"I'm just a receptionist who just joined the job today, how can I—"

"It does not matter."

Accompanied by the rhythmic sound of high heels, Missy appeared in front of Natasha.