[Comprehensive British and American] The vest system of the son of hell

"Natasha, I'm Missy, Missy Damon."

Missy held out a hand proudly to Natasha.

Natasha knew that the other party wanted her to kiss the back of his hand.

So she bowed her head and did so: "It's an honor to meet you, Mrs. Missy..."

"You should call me Ms. Missy..." Missy said, "Michael is my brother, not my husband."

"but--"

"You don't think we look alike at all, do you?"

"Ms. Missy, this is the first time I saw a picture of you and your boss today, so I dare not comment on your looks lightly."

Because of her contact with Missy, Natasha felt that the hair on her back was standing upside down, and she tried her best to choose her words.

"It's okay, almost everyone who knows us will be surprised that we are brother and sister."

Missy said nonchalantly, waving the lady's umbrella to make the HR director roll aside.

"Can you drive?" Missy asked.

Natasha: "Yes..."

"Catch—"

Missy threw out the convertible car keys: "I'm going for a drive."

"I am willing to serve you."

Natasha, who sneaked into the science and technology building to find out information, took the sports car key thrown by Missy and went to the underground parking lot, ready to go out with Missy.

The personnel director who has not figured out the situation so far was worried that Natasha would file a complaint. Natasha came out of the office and immediately approached with a sullen face: "Ms. Missy, if you need a driver, I can hire a very professional one for you."

"I need a driver?"

Missy sneered, and the lace lady umbrella hit the personnel director between the legs: "What I need is Natasha! Get lost!"

"Yes Yes!"

The personnel director, who was in pain, rolled out of the office crying.

Missy threw away the lady's umbrella that was soiled by the personnel supervisor, and walked out of the office with a smile.

……

"Miss Missy, where are you going?"

Natasha sat in the driver's seat and asked Missy in the back seat of the convertible.

Missy: "First, you send me to the flower shop to pick up the nine hundred and ninety-nine roses I ordered half an hour ago. Then, I will drive to pick up my Darling, and you can find a way to go back by yourself."

"Miss Missy, are you in love?"

Natasha, who was completely out of touch with Missy's brain circuit, tried hard to build a relationship.

"I'm in love, but he has someone he likes, so I had no choice but to use a ritualistic confession to make his lover quit." Missy said with a strange smile, "I'm a perfect woman, right?"

"Yes, Ms. Missy, you are perfect. You are not only beautiful, but also noble and rich..."

"But he just doesn't like women!"

Missy interrupted Natasha as if nervous: "Actually he doesn't like men either, he only likes things that I don't like—"

"Miss Missy, don't you..."

"It's okay, he doesn't love me, I just need to love him."

Missy hummed a strange song with a big smile on her face.

Although Natasha had learned from Matthew that the Time Lords were not from Earth and that their thinking logic was fundamentally different from that of Earthlings, she was still confused by Missy's language logic and finally sent Missy to At the entrance of the flower shop——

"Oh!"

Missy suddenly yelled, rushed out of the car, and hugged a long-legged gentleman in a dark suit opposite the flower shop: "Honey, I thought I would never see you again in this life!"

"You are--"

Aziraphale, who was using Crowley's body, was stunned by Missy who suddenly appeared and hugged him and was full of love confession. After calming down a little, his angry eyes fell on Crewe who also didn't understand the situation. Li body.

"How is this going?"

Aziraphale confronts Crowley, "Is she one of your exes?"

"Honey, you know that I've only had one relationship from beginning to end, the relationship with you!"

Crowley uses Aziraphale's face for an innocent expression.

Aziraphale felt very uncomfortable: "Don't quibble with me with my face and my voice!"

"But now we—"

Before the words finished, Missy, who was holding Aziraphale, raised her head, her dark eye shadowed eyes flickered at the angel and demon who exchanged bodies: "What did you just say?" Don't use mine. The face and my voice quibble to me? 'You swapped bodies?'

"Forehead……"

Angels and demons alike felt a chill running up their spines.

"Things are not what you think!"

"Ma'am, I'm pretty sure you've got the wrong person!"

After regaining consciousness, Crowley and Aziraphale scrambled to defend Missy.

Missy squinted her eyes and looked at the two with a half-smile, with a charming arc on her lips: "You, who have my lover's body, you, the soul who has my lover's body."

"Your lover? Crowley! Sure enough, you dated her!"

Aziraphale was furious: "I don't talk to you anymore!"

"This one……"

Crowley, who was suddenly given a breakup notice by the angel, was sweating profusely: "It's not what you think! In fact, I don't even know who this lady is! Really! I don't know at all! I—"

"Honey--"

Before the words finished, Missy hugged Crowley's body again, holding the opened ivory bust pendant in her hand: "Look at this—"

Inlaid in the pendant was a photograph of a man who looked exactly like Crowley.

"Even identical twin brothers can't be so completely identical, can they?"

"that's not me!"

Crowley defended wildly.

Aziraphale looked at the photo, then at Crowley's face in the mirror, and felt that Crowley's explanation was so pale and weak.

"Crowley—"

Aziraphale said, "Let's find a place to get our bodies back."

"Yaz—"

"Then you can continue your romantic relationship with this lady who loves you deeply, and I can go back to my bookstore to rest."

"But……"

Crowley, who had inexplicably turned into a scumbag, gradually lost his patience. He looked at Missy angrily: "What the hell are you trying to do!"

"I want to get my Darling back, you are my Darling—"

Missy said happily.

Demonic powers have no effect on her at all.

Crowley discovered this too.

He quickly pulled Aziraphale aside, and whispered, "This woman has a problem."

"Do you think I can't see it?"

"I'm afraid of you..."

"Okay, I'm not angry anymore, but we still have to get the body back as soon as possible..." Aziraphale said, "She really looks like she loves you."

"And I don't even know who she is."

Crowley grumbled.

Aziraphale: "You'll know who she is when you introduce yourself."

"So you're still mad at me?"

"Isn't it possible!"

Aziraphale raised his head angrily, and returned to Missy: "Ma'am, although I don't know what kind of sweet past you and Crowley had, I will return him and his body to you as soon as possible. "

"You are such a caring angel."

Missy smiled and shook hands with Aziraphale who was using Crowley's body.

Crowley on the side was so anxious that his eyes turned into snake pupils.

He walked between the two with a straight face, held the hands of Missy and Aziraphale at the same time, and announced solemnly: "Ma'am, I'm sure I don't know you! You've got the wrong person!"

"Will I not even know my boyfriend?"

Missy looked at Crowley and Aziraphale with a smile: "Also, the person in the photo is 100% you."

"I don't know what happened between you and your boyfriend! But, I have absolutely nothing to do with you, but... wait! No way!"

Crowley, who remembered a certain episode, was suddenly dumbfounded.

Aziraphale was already almost convinced by him, but seeing Crowley suddenly stunned and silent, his face changed suddenly: "Sure enough, you really dated. Ms. Missy, I will return your boyfriend tomorrow." you!"

After speaking, Aziraphale shook off Crowley's hand, turned and left.

Crowley hurried to catch up: "Honey, listen to my explanation! Things are not what you think..."

Seeing the angels and demons going away, Missy showed a proud smile, and said to Natasha who was watching the whole process: "My Darling is still so handsome and affectionate even if he loses his memory—"

"But……"

No matter how you look at it, you are stalking me!

Natasha groaned.

At this time, the florist staff had piled 99 roses on the co-pilot, back seat and trunk of the sports car.

Missy swiped the card to pay the bill with satisfaction, and said to Natasha: "You can find a way to go back by yourself! I'm leaving!"

"Ms. Missy—"

Before the words finished, Missy had already driven away.

Natasha froze in place, as if she had been rendered speechless by Missy's illogical words and deeds, but soon, she turned on the communication device.

"I'm Natasha. I just separated from the female mage Missy. I heard a very important piece of information..."

……

"Wish we can co-operate well--"

"Pleasant to work with."

After sending the tech kid away, Doctor Strange asked Matthew, "Do you believe in the sincerity of the tech kid?"

Matthew didn't speak.

Rocky interrupted coldly: "This guy seems to be less trustworthy than me, and you actually recruited him?"

"Because his existence as a tech kid has given us enough benefits."

The iron woman who was frantically tinkering with new gadgets in the laboratory poked her head out: "He can let me generate new ideas and develop new things."

"Then you completely ignore his other problems for such a small benefit?"

Loki was very upset.

If it weren't for the magic rope of Doctor Strange still wrapped around his hands, he would not hesitate to—

Huh?Crowley actually contacted me?

Suddenly receiving an emergency call from Crowley, Matthew showed a playful smile, walked to the floor-to-ceiling windows, looked at the reflection on the glass wall: Crowley, what do you want from me?

[I have encountered a very troublesome thing!Some crazy woman stopped us in the street and said I was her Darling.What's worse, Yaz and I haven't changed our bodies yet! 】

Crowley really went crazy this time.

If the misunderstanding is not resolved in time, in the next 1000 years, Aziraphale may—

No!reason!he!

Crowley, can you clarify the situation first?

Matthew calmly asked Crowley: For example, let me know what that woman looks like?

【sure. 】

Crowley opened the snake pupils and transmitted the image of Missy to Matthew.

[This is the person. 】

this woman...

Matthew froze.

I know this woman.

He says……

【you know?That's great!Quickly ask her to explain clearly!I'm not her Darling, she's got the wrong person, don't pester us any more. 】

Crowley was ecstatic.

however--

Matthew smiled and told him a very cruel truth: she is Missy, one of the terrible enemies that made me have to invite you to join the Avengers.

【…】

Crowley was silent.

He agreed to Matthew to join the alliance purely because Aziraphale was such a bad guy, he originally planned to paddle the whole way!

just now……

[Is she difficult to deal with? 】

Yes, very difficult.

Matthew said bluntly: Missy is a time lord, her words and deeds are often upside down, but her ability is beyond doubt, she is a very difficult enemy.

【so……】

Please don't plan on paddling.

Matthew, who had already guessed that Crowley would paddle the whole way, smiled and replied: If Missy's matter is not resolved, you and your angel will face the biggest emotional crisis in the 6000-year relationship, won't you?

[Now I can't help but suspect that the photo in Missy's hand was obtained from you, in order to drag me into the water. 】

Crowley looked at Matthew with displeasure.

He has the power to make almost all living things on earth tremble with terror.

In this regard, Matthew just shook his head and said: If I have such a strong predictive ability, why should I drag you into the water?

【really……】

In short, for the better tomorrow of you and your angel, work hard!come on!

Smiling gloatingly, Matthew ended his consciousness communication with Crowley.

Almost at the same time, the US team also ended the emergency contact with the Black Widow, and said to everyone in the Avengers: "We have a chance, a good chance."

Then he projected on the virtual screen Natasha's secretly filmed picture of Missy entangled Crowley's body in the street.

"Existing information shows that this man looks exactly the same as our main enemy, the lover of the female mage Missy. We may ask this man to infiltrate the enemy and provide us with information..."

"It's impossible."

Matthew, who had just finished the consciousness communication with Crowley and saw Crowley's projection, said bluntly, "His name is Crowley, my friend. He was the one looking for me just now."

"But you... oh! He is not human like you!"

Strange was the first to recover.

At this time, the little spider also returned to the meeting room with the biscuit in its mouth. Seeing Crowley on the virtual screen, he exclaimed, "Isn't this Mr. Devil? No, it's Mr. Angel! It's not right either!"

"The body is the demon Crowley, but the soul in the body is not Crowley."

After quickly explaining to the little spider, Matthew said: "Of course, these are not important anymore. The important thing is that Crowley is in trouble, and Missy believes that he is her boyfriend, because Missy's necklace pendant contains the Crowley. A picture of Crowley, or rather a picture of someone who looks exactly like Crowley."

"Crowley's own attitude on the matter is..."

"Deny, firmly deny..." Matthew said, "In fact, that's why he came to me just now. He told me very definitely that he didn't even know Missy, so naturally he couldn't be Missy's ex-boyfriend .”

"The situation sounds very bad." Everyone in the Fulian said while touching their chins.

"Yes, it was a very bad and complicated situation," Matthew said, "but we have to be thankful for this bad and complicated situation, because of this dilemma, Crowley, who was only planning to paddle in the team, decided to go all out. "

"Will he be dumped by his partner for not addressing this dilemma?"

Little Pepper suddenly added something, and glanced at the iron man with a gossiping expression.

Matthew nodded.

Iron Man had the feeling of being shot while lying down, and hurriedly argued: "I think Crowley's emotional agitation is not only because he is afraid that his lover will leave him because of this misunderstanding, but the main reason is that he cannot bear being wronged.

After all, even a flirtatious man like me who can’t even remember how many ex-girlfriends he has had, would feel humiliated and get very angry if he was suddenly hugged by a woman who didn’t fit my aesthetics at all. . "

"It sounds reasonable," Matthew hypocritically agreed.

The iron man who was recognized smiled very proudly.

Then--

In the next second, Pepper shattered it with the facts: "I remembered! On the last night when you were a man, we met Ms. Missy at the banquet! At that time, you had a great chat with her."

"Really? I used to—"

"Yes!"

Pepper holds up the phone, and the desktop photo shows Iron Man and Missy dancing intimately.

iron Man:"……"

"Ahem! So now the truth is clear, Stark's encounter with transgender magic is indeed his own fault."

Seeing that his friend was in "crisis" again, the US team had to bite the bullet and make a rescue: "Can we move on to the next topic?"

"can."

Matthew smiled and walked up to the Scarlet Witch: "In order to fight against the enemy, I went to X Academy and invited Professor X and Magneto. None of them objected to joining us."

"so--"

"Would you mind fighting alongside Magneto?" Matthew asked.

Although Wanda is Magneto's own daughter, due to well-known reasons, the relationship between Wanda, Quicksilver and Magneto is very ordinary, even a little bad.

"Don't worry, I don't really mind fighting by his side..." Wanda said, "After all, I care more about when you keep your promise than fighting by his side."

"All right……"

Matthew breathed a sigh of relief.

Things were a little better than he expected.

……

When Missy returned to the Science and Technology Building humming a ditty, the 99 roses piled up on the sports car had been tossed almost by her.

But she didn't care.

On the contrary, she was even happier.

She laughed and ran to the male mage, holding his hand involuntarily and wanting to dance with him.

"Honey, I have good news for you! I just met our Darling on the road!"

"Which Darling?"

"I like the one who wears a suit and Oxford shoes, is tall, thin and has long legs."

Hearing this, the male mage also beamed with joy.

They hugged each other warmly and danced in the wide space just the two of them.

"This is the best news I've heard since I came to this era—" said the male mage, "I think I should order a new suit immediately, the kind suitable for a marriage proposal—"

"Then should I order a wedding dress for myself? After all, you are already ready to propose."

Michelle spoke in disbelief.

The male mage shook his head: "I am the subject, and you are just the phantom I brought back from other times."

"But in my era of dominance, you are the phantom and I am the subject."

Missy reminded the male mage relentlessly.

When the male mage heard the words, his smile gradually took on the hideousness of a poisonous snake: "Don't think that you are me, so I dare not kill you!"

"I never thought that you dare not kill me, but if you want to get him in this era, my assistance is indispensable..." Missy said, "After all, he already has a lover in this era."

"what!"

"Not only did he have a lover, he also changed bodies with his lover."

Missy continued to stimulate the male mage.

The male mage's smile became more and more ferocious: "This matter..."

"The real deal."

Missy smiled enchantingly: "So you can't kill me, we can work together to make them break up."

"And admit that a Time Lord can only love a Time Lord?"

"Yes."

"Oh! My Missy, you are wonderful!"

"My mage, you are also great——"

Missy and the male mage, who quickly reached an agreement, danced happily, as if they had seen a bright and sweet future.

……

After discussing with everyone in the Fulian, Matthew walked out of the Fulian Building, and a series of calls suddenly sounded in his mind.

【Matthew!Matthew! 】

New York city will?

Are you looking for me?

Matthew stopped in his tracks.

[Yes, I'm looking for you, you are right, I made a wrong decision. 】

The voice of will in New York City is a little weak, but at the same time a little helpless, as if it is facing a terrible threat.

Realizing that something was wrong, Matthew deliberately bypassed the technology building and came to a hidden place that would not be touched by the sight of the Weeping Angel.

what happened?

Who is blackmailing you?

【goddess. 】

Which goddess?

Matthew asked eagerly.

He needs to know the real name of the ancient goddess who is allied with the time lords, and use this as a clue to find a way to defeat the enemy.

[I don't know what kind of goddess she is, I only know that she should be a goddess that originated in Africa and Mesopotamia, her skin is black, she wears golden clothes, she is beautiful, but also very domineering...]

The will of the city of New York sent the information it possessed intermittently to Matthew's mind.

Seeing the dark-skinned goddess in a golden dress with soft black curly hair like a waterfall gradually appearing in front of him, Matthew fell into deep thought.

He is a pure American, not familiar with the myths of Africa and Mesopotamia, and barely knows a few world-renowned Egyptian gods such as Isis, Osiris, Horus, and Anubis.

In addition, he knew Gilgamesh of Mesopotamia, Egyptian Pharaoh Ramses II and Cleopatra.

Can you give me more information?

Matthew asks...

Just knowing that the other party is a golden dark-skinned goddess does not lock his identity.

【Sorry, I can't give you more information...】

The New York City Will said to Matthew in an almost humble tone.

Matthew, who had known for a long time that the will of New York City was unreliable, nodded with a wry smile.

He thought, maybe he should ask Lucifer for help.

If the dark-skinned goddess is the one he wants...

I hope you can provide more useful information next time you contact me.

After speaking, Matthew unilaterally cut off the connection with the will of New York City, and began to silently call Lucifer's name.