[Comprehensive British and American] The vest system of the son of hell

"impossible!"

After hearing Matthew's appeal, Crowley immediately exploded: "Why should I go to the Avengers Building?"

"Because you need Avengers to help you solve Ms. Missy's trouble..." Matthew said, "She looks very difficult to mess with."

"really……"

Recalling the tragic scene of being entangled by Missy in the street yesterday, Crowley became emotional again: "The time lords are really a group... Wait a minute! You said Missy is a time lord?"

"A more accurate term is 'TimeLady'," Matthew said. "After all, her current gender is a woman. Of course, a Time Lord is equally dangerous whether it is a Lord or a Lady."

"No, Lady is more dangerous." Remembering the past, Crowley said with a wry smile.

Matthew: "Have you ever had positive contact with Timelady?"

"no!"

Afraid of causing misunderstanding to the angels on the side, Crowley denied it.

Aziraphale smiled pretending to be indifferent: "Crowley, tell the truth, I'm not a stingy angel."

"but--"

"Really do not have?"

"certainly……"

"real--"

Aziraphale also joined the ranks of pressing questions.

Crowley, who was determined to deny it to the end, had to be frank and lenient: "I did meet a timelady in another universe. Of course, she just happened to be reborn as a lady. Maybe she will be reborn again as a timelord."

"You suffered from the lady's hands?"

Aziraphale showed a jealous little expression unconsciously.

Crowley: "We're exploiting each other, but she's more cunning than I expected."

"So you suffered a loss?"

"It can't be considered a loss, because her loss is heavier than mine..." Crowley said, "She was forced to be reborn early, and she was reborn as a baby girl."

"and then?"

"I sent this baby girl to Earth to a couple who needed a baby."

Crowley looked smug.

Matthew took the opportunity to ask Crowley and Aziraphale: "You have known each other since the Garden of Eden, right?"

"Yes, we've been dating for 6000 years—"

Crowley announced with great pride.

Matthew: "So can I ask you some questions about the Bible?"

"certainly……"

"no problem……"

Aziraphale rushed to answer.

Crowley's expression was slightly subtle.

He had a hunch that Matthew would—

"Is the Queen of Sheba really real?" Matthew asked straight to the point, "The Queen of the South who visited King Solomon with a lot of gold and spices, did she really exist in history?"

"This one……"

Aziraphale choked.

Crowley defended Aziraphale, and said with a smile: "Why do you ask this question suddenly? Are you going to change your career to become a "Bible" scholar?"

Speaking of this, Crowley stroked his chin and said playfully: "It's really rare for a purebred hell demon to be interested in the Bible."

"I didn't intend to take an interest in the Bible, if our enemy wasn't the Queen of Sheba—"

"what!"

Crowley exclaimed, "The ancient goddess who joined forces with that crazy Missy is Sheba?"

"Yes."

Matthew looked straight at Crowley: "Sure enough, you guys are hiding something from me."

"This one……"

Crowley grimaced.

Matthew: "This matter is related to countless lives. Can you tell me everything you know about Sheba?"

"but……"

Crowley wasn't too happy.

Instead, Aziraphale—

"Can……"

"Thank you very much, Angel."

Matthew showed a satisfied smile, and poured a cup of coffee for the angel: "What's going on?"

"You know that apart from the Supreme God, only Lucifer is close to being omniscient and omnipotent. Although angels and demons derived from Christianity currently occupy an important position in theology, other religions and occult schools also have their own heritage."

"Yes..." Matthew said, "I have had contact with the descendants of the ancient gods. My friend Doctor Strange's magic has something to do with the ancient gods. We suspect that the Queen of Sheba is an ancient earth that has not been fully resurrected. god."

"The Queen of Sheba, or the goddess of Sheba, is not just as simple as the ancient gods..."

Aziraphale showed a helpless expression: "She was originally an ancient god born of tribal religious beliefs, in charge of fertility, reproduction, and male and female desires. As the tribes worshiping Sheba gradually grew, Sheba also received support from upper and lower Egypt and the Arabian region. Worshiped by many tribes and city-states, as a god of faith, her power is getting stronger and stronger.

However, at about the same time, the Hebrews began to rise, and King Solomon, as the guardian of the Hebrew faith, was also worshiped on a large scale. "

"So the marriage between Queen Sheba and King Solomon was actually a compromise and integration of two religious forces? It was just that the Hebrew culture represented by King Solomon and the resulting "Bible" culture finally occupied an absolute dominant position. Sheba And thus from a goddess of splendor to a queen of the south seeking refuge from King Solomon?"

"Yes."

Aziraphale said: "This is Sheba's misfortune but also Sheba's luck."

"Why do you say that?"

"Usually, belief in God will gradually decline and die because there are no believers or the myths related to the belief are forgotten. But Sheba, the belief related to Him has been cut off, and the complete loss of believers should have gone to death, but because the name is It is recorded in the Bible and has been widely disseminated until now.”

"I see."

Matthew suddenly realized: "She is a god of faith who has been distorted by religious myths."

"Yes, everything related to him has been distorted by the Bible, but it also gave him the opportunity to live until now and still maintain his vitality and youth..."

Crowley said, "I didn't expect our opponent to be Sheba. It's really nostalgic."

"Remember?"

Aziraphale's expression became more subtle.

Crowley: "I mean, I didn't expect to meet someone from the Bible again after 2000 years."

"It's really just that?"

"Of course!"

Crowley threw up his hands in surrender.

Aziraphale is a good-natured angel, since the devil offered to apologize, he naturally wouldn't pursue it, and readily accepted the devil's explanation.

And Matthew got the answer he wanted, and he was also in a good mood.

……

"So our current enemies are two time lords, a group of weeping angels who don't know when they will be resurrected, and an ancient goddess who has lived to the present by relying on the Bible? And this goddess is in charge of fertility and the reproduction of men and women?"

After listening to Matthew's explanation, everyone in Fulian was surprised.

"Yes, the situation was tougher than expected, but we had to face it," Matthew said. "We don't have a choice, do we?"

"Just thinking about the Avengers Building, and all of New York, being watched 24/[-] by these weird, terrifying angel statues gives me chills."

Captain America did not hide his worry: "Besides, Natasha did not leave the Science and Technology Building last night, and she did not respond to messages."

"Are you worried that something will happen to Natasha?"

"Yes, although she is an experienced spy, our enemy this time is not even human." The US team said, "We need Crowley's help. He looks exactly like Missy's lover."

"but--"

Matthew decided to speak "fairly" for Crowley: "We don't know if Missy is telling the truth, do we?"

"It seems to make sense."

The iron woman, whose emotional problems were a mess, agreed with Matthew's words: "After all, we don't have magic props such as forcing the truth."

"A magic item that forces the truth to be told?"

Matthew thought of Wonder Woman's Lasso of Mantra, and then thought of Donna Troy, a magical girl who joined the Titan team, and Rachel "Raven" with unfathomable magical potential.

On the other side, because of the iron woman's words, the female Thor suddenly became proud: "Although we don't have the props to force the truth, we have the god who is the best at lying, my brother - Loki! He is the master of lies and deceit!" God! No one is better at lying than him!"

"I don't have the ability to see through lies, idiot brother, no, it's my sister!"

Loki snorted uncomfortably.

Although Thor was solemnly introduced to everyone with a proud face, he felt ashamed and proud.

Thor felt very embarrassed because of this, and muttered: "Brother, I just want to take this opportunity to let everyone know you better, I didn't..."

"Can you siblings stop talking about love anytime and anywhere?"

The unbearable Avengers interrupted Thor and Loki's eye contact: "We have no obligation to be loyal audiences of your love comedy."

"But--"

"No but! Go back and play with yourself!"

The angry crowd drove Thor and Loki out of the conference room.

Matthew took the opportunity to ask the housekeeper Jarvis in a low voice: "I heard that Magneto came to the Avengers Building last night to look for Wanda?"

"Yes, sir."

"How's the battle going?"

"The atmosphere was very friendly and warm..." Jarvis said, "Mr. Eric appreciated my coffee and biscuits."

"really?"

Matthew was deeply skeptical.

Jarvis: "Sir doubts that I'll honor the Starks—"

"There is no doubt about it."

After finishing speaking, Matthew walked towards Iron Man: "Is there an answer to the question of whether Magneto can lift Thor's Hammer?"

"Cough cough!"

Because of Matthew's words, Iron Man coughed when he remembered the embarrassment he encountered last night: "Why do you ask this question suddenly?"

"because--"

Matthew looked up and glanced at the outer wall of the Technology Building: "We need to destroy the Technology Building and rescue Natasha before the Weeping Angel completes his resurrection."

……

The time temporarily returned to twelve hours ago.

In the science and technology building, the mage and Missy sang and taunted the black widow who was pointed out by them.

"Natasha, you are a capable and fickle woman—"

"It's a pity that you can't wait for the support of your companions... because this time, your enemy is us—"

Missy looked at Natasha triumphantly.

She knows that Black Widow is proficient in various physical arts, firearms, and traps.

However, Natasha's opponent now is the Time Lord.

He is also the mage who is best at tricks and cunning among the time lords.

"The best way to deal with a physical master like you is - a muscle contractor!"

The male mage laughed, raising his favorite weapon.

Natasha had never seen a body retractor before, but she could guess from the name that it was extremely evil, so she immediately turned around and tried to avoid the attack of the body retractor.

"Oh! As expected of a physical master, the body is so resilient!"

The male mage sighed with admiration, but the muscle retractor in his hand was always chasing after Natasha's traces.

Missy raised her retractor too.

"I like this setting, like a bad cat playing with a little mouse—"

The Evil Lady smiled evilly.

Under the siege of two mages, Natasha was unfortunately hit by a body retractor, and her whole body became weak immediately. Her muscles and skin shriveled together, and her body shrank crazily!

"This this……"

Realizing that something was wrong, she tried with the last of her strength to sound a distress call or a warning.

It's a pity that her hands could no longer hold anything, and she managed to touch the communicator, but was easily kicked away by the tip of her high-heeled shoes by the arrogant Missy.

"Even the black widow, after losing her power, is just an ordinary poor little girl."

"But her companions will come to her rescue like mad."

"Including the man who said he wasn't our Darling but looked exactly like our Darling."

"Yeah... that's great—"

When it comes to pride, Missy and the mage hugged each other again, and under Natasha's angry gaze, they twirled and danced until——

The intense compression prevented Natasha's eye muscles from working.

"She turned into a miniature doll."

"That's normal, after all she was hit twice by the muscle compressor."

The mage picked up Natasha, who had turned into a doll size, and placed it on the desk.

Missy, on the other hand, looked excitedly at the brightly lit Avengers Building and Magneto wearing an exaggerated cloak in front of the building: "My dear...the bloody show between Magneto and Wanda is about to begin—"

……

Thanks to the special serum in her body, Natasha, who was hit by the muscle compressor, did not die immediately. Her body was compressed into the size of a doll, unable to speak, move, or think. She stood stiffly on the mage's desk, waiting passively I don't know when rescue will come.

New York City Will immediately told Matthew about Natasha's misfortune.

[She hasn't died yet, but if she doesn't wait for rescue, she will still die. 】

I understand……

Matthew nodded heavily, and then asked the system: How can I revive the person who was hit by the mage's muscle compressor and turned into a doll?

【Respected and great master, it is Kespler's honor to be your most loyal, humble and prudent servant to answer your question, but I have to say that your question this time is a bit too difficult. 】

There is no way to solve it?

[Ordinary methods cannot be solved, unless...]

unless what?

[The magic of the gods can even give life to objects, not to mention just resurrecting a poor human being turned into a doll by a muscle compressor?Respected and great master, you have the potential to become a god. 】

The system's answer was as smooth and cunning as ever.

Matthew was silent.

He had already seen that the system had ulterior motives, but he did not expect that the system actually planned to make him a god.

What about after becoming a god?

Matthew was deeply skeptical.

His intuition told him that after listening to the arrangement of the system and gradually becoming a god, he would—

"We need to destroy the Technology Building and rescue Natasha before the Weeping Angel completes his resurrection."

He told everyone in the Avengers: "She was discovered by the mage, and she was made into a doll with a muscle compressor."

"what!"

Everyone was shocked...

Then ask carefully: "Muscle compressor? What kind of weapon is this?"

"A weapon that can compress any object to one percent of its original size, including living things..." Matthew said, "Most living things will die in the process of rapid compression, and it is difficult to escape if they are lucky. What followed was a long, painful time without food or consciousness."

"No wonder you suggested that we rescue Natasha as soon as possible. Her current situation is indeed very dangerous and terrifying!"

Captain America looked worriedly at the science and technology building opposite.

He was furious.

So are others.

"Natasha must be rescued immediately."

Everyone unanimously decided.

"Wait a moment!"

Iron Man suddenly raised his hand: "How can we get rid of this state of a person who was forced to become the size of a doll by a muscle compressor?"

"I don't know, but we have so many powerful superhumans here, and there are two real gods, there should be no way to find a way."

Matthew did Tai Chi without hesitation.

After simple thinking, everyone also reached a consensus: the top priority is to rescue Natasha who has become a doll, and then consider how to restore her.

They unanimously set their sights on Loki who sneaked back to the conference room.

Rocky: "No! No! I never said I want to be your teammate!"

"But brother, you are good at being someone else."

Thor said proudly: "You can become the man the mage loves most."

Loki: "..."

He wanted to escape from the scene.

Unfortunately, all possible escape directions have been blocked by the Avengers members.

Doctor Strange walked up to Loki with a smile: "I suggest you better cooperate with us."

"Why? What's the good?"

After a simple balance, Loki put on a bargaining face.

"This one……"

Everyone was stunned...

They didn't know what conditions to ask Loki to make this cunning and fickle guy agree to do things for them.

Matthew also—

【Respected and great master, your eternally loyal and humble servant Kespler has a little secret to tell you, the content is...】

On the transparent panel, a long white sentence suddenly appeared again.

After reading the long sentence, Matthew smiled knowingly.

He walked up to Loki and whispered something into Loki's ear: "Thor is pregnant."

"what!"

Loki was shocked when he heard the words, looking at Thor who was transformed into a woman by magic with flickering eyes, and muttered in his mouth: "This is impossible! This is impossible!"

"Sheba is the goddess of fertility and reproduction," Matthew added.

"But Thor's going to be a woman actually—ah! No!"

Loki, who realized that he had slipped the tongue, quickly stopped and shouted: "Anyway, Thor is absolutely impossible to get pregnant!"

In an instant, the entire Fulian Building was boiling.

"What did I hear just now? Thor, are you pregnant?"

The iron woman pricked up her gossip ears.

"I knew that the relationship between you two god brothers is not normal! No, you are now god sisters and brothers!"

Cap despairs over the chaotic private lives of the Avengers team members.

"Wait a minute! What did Loki just say? Is his femininity the result of a change in himself?"

Female Banner's attention is still on transgender magic.

……

As for Thor—

She couldn't help but pound the table: "Loki! How long are you going to cheat me!"

"Things are not what you think! Really!"

Seeing the chaotic situation, Loki, who was worried that he would be swung around by the Hulk again, hurriedly raised his hand and begged for mercy: "Okay! You win! I will turn into Crowley and go to the Science and Technology Building to help you Steal Natasha out!"

……

After finally calming down the noisy Avengers crowd, Matthew took Loki into the small room and released Crowley's human form projection.

"Is this the man?"

"Yes, you need to change into his form."

Matthew nodded.

Loki circled around Crowley's human form, determined that he had mastered his appearance, and began to change, while changing, he muttered: "I haven't had any actual contact with this guy, I can only guarantee the appearance." Pretty much the same as him, in demeanor and memory—”

"It's all right, Crowley isn't Missy's boyfriend, he just happens to look exactly like Missy's boyfriend. Missy knows that too."

"That is to say, even if my performance is not similar to the boyfriend Missy remembers, she won't be angry?"

"Unless you appear in front of her as her boyfriend's deity." Matthew said, "but if your identity is a man who looks like her boyfriend, she may have reservations about you."

"I'm just helping you temporarily, there's no need to go through life and death for you..." Loki said, "In fact, if you hadn't exposed me suddenly, I wouldn't have agreed to get involved in this trouble!"

"Don't you hate me?"

"Hate! Very much hate!"

Rocky did not hide his hatred: "But I know that I am not your opponent now."

"So you are going to hold back your hatred for the time being, until you have a chance to step on me, and then resolutely attack me?"

"Yes."

Loki looked at himself in the mirror admiring the transformation into Crowley: "No matter what the transformation is, I'm still so charming and handsome."

"Uh..." Matthew, confused by Loki's narcissism, decided——

"I almost forgot to tell you that Thor is indeed pregnant."

"what!"

Loki froze...

He originally thought that "Thor was pregnant" was a lie fabricated by Matthew in order to make him admit that he had not been enchanted by the goddess of Sheba's transsexual magic.

"Impossible! I've only had sex with him once since he became a woman!"

"One time is enough..." Matthew said, "After all, the concentration of Goddess Sheba's breath in Fulian Building is already high enough."

"so……"

"Yes, Thor, who became a woman, is pregnant, and this matter will greatly affect her fighting state..." Matthew said, "Fortunately, Thor is not the only one who can lift Thor's Hammer in the Avengers Building." , with the help of Magneto—”

"No! It's not true!"

Rocky interrupted Matthew angrily: "How could he get pregnant so easily!"

"That's the truth, and it's useless to deny it."

After speaking, Matthew walked out of the room.

Loki looked at his handsome face in the mirror, feeling as bad as if the rain was coming.