[Comprehensive British and American] The vest system of the son of hell

At one o'clock in the afternoon, Rocky, transformed into Crowley, appeared at the front desk of the Science and Technology Building, holding a bouquet of roses in his arms, and said in a standard English accent: "Hello, I'm looking for Ms. Missy."

"gentlemen……"

The receptionist who replaced Natalie was a young girl. When she suddenly met a handsome gentleman with an elegant British accent, her eyes lit up and the deer jumped wildly: "Please wait a moment! I will be... sir, your name is..."

"You may call me Mr. Odinson."

"Yes……"

The front desk nodded repeatedly, and the intercom contacted Missy's office: "Ms. Missy, there is a Mr. Odinson at the front desk looking for you... Yes, he is very handsome, wearing a dark suit, holding a rose in his arms, and has very long legs. The speech is a standard British accent..."

While describing the visitor's figure and appearance to Missy, the receptionist couldn't control the redness on the ground.

Loki waited quietly.

He believes he will succeed.

And the fact is--

Ding Dong!

The elevator door opened, Missy stepped out gracefully, and walked straight to Loki: "Honey——"

"I'm not your darling."

Loki knew that the Time Lord was not easy to mess with, so while giving her the roses, he took the initiative to explain: "I came to you to explain the misunderstanding between us."

"So you really decided to abandon us and be with that guy?"

Missy's eyes suddenly became vicious with a hint of fragility: "It's okay, it's not the first time I've been abandoned by you, and you... no matter how many times you abandon me, you will eventually come back to me. It's the same as before , many years later, you discovered again that the only one who can accompany you is us."

"Miss Missy, I think between us—"

"I know what you want to say."

Missy smiled slyly, and held Loki's hand: "Go to my office, sit down, and talk slowly."

"But--"

In fact, Loki pretended to be reluctant and was taken into the elevator car by Missy and went straight to the office on the top floor.

Missy here-

She knew from the beginning that Loki was not Crowley.

Looking at Loki who deliberately changed into Crowley's appearance and tried to deceive himself, the Time Lord's heart was filled with the joy of cat and mouse.

Poor little girl, what tricks are you going to do?

Thinking cheerfully, Missy took Loki into the office, deliberately knocked down the Natasha doll on the table with a lady's umbrella, and exaggeratedly said: "Ah, the doll fell to the floor."

"I'll pick it up for you."

Loki took the initiative to bend down, intending to take this opportunity——

"If you drop it on the ground, don't want it, just throw it away."

Missy was the first to sweep the Natasha doll into the trash can, and then asked Rocky: "You were obviously very resistant to me in the flower shop before, why did you take the initiative to find me now?"

"I want you to join me in finding him—"

"I did not admit the wrong person, you are my Darling."

Missy looked at Loki with a smile: "The time lord's feeling can't go wrong."

But you can't see who I really am.

Loki thought triumphantly.

Successfully "deceiving" Missy made his self-confidence inflate again, and pretending to hold Missy's waist: "Ms. Missy, I can tell you with absolute certainty that this time, your intuition is wrong."

"Got wrong?"

"Very wrong."

Loki, who made up for the situation of Crowley and Aziraphale, said: "Az and I have been dating for a full 6000 years."

"Your target is Aziraphale, and I'm Michael—"

Missy, who was addicted to the thrill of the game of cat and mouse, played with Loki with ease: "Michael's status in heaven is much higher than that of Raphael."

"Status has nothing to do with love."

Rocky, who devoted himself to playing the role of Crowley, bit the bullet and said: "Even if you are God, I will not accept your love just because you show love to me."

"But……"

Missy smiled enchantingly: "For some races, I am indeed their god, their creator god."

"you!"

Rocky realized that he was being played with, grinned, and asked Missy: "What kind of man is your boyfriend?"

"Ok?"

Missy turned her eyes and looked at Loki in surprise: "What are you talking about? Say it again?"

"You have seen through me, but I have also seen through you. Let's stop pretending. How about being honest?"

Loki promised without sincerity.

Missy raised her hand, pinching Loki's chin pretending to be Crowley with her lace-gloved right hand: "I don't believe your sincerity."

"Very well, I don't believe your sincerity either, Ms. Missy, or rather, the Time Lord."

Loki slowly changed back to his original appearance, staring at Missy with sly eyes: "Actually, I was forced."

"Forced? What did they force you to do?"

Missy was aroused by Loki's words, let go of his jaw, and circled around Loki leisurely: "You'd better tell me the truth, or I'll turn you into a doll too."

"They have discovered that Natasha has been turned into a doll by you, and hope that I will pretend to be the guy you mistakenly think is your boyfriend and steal Natasha from you."

While speaking, Loki bent down and picked Natasha out of the trash can very naturally: "And I plan to contact you according to their instructions, bring Natasha back, and win their trust. Of course, my position is always on your side."

"You want to be our ally?"

Missy sneered.

Loki's promise is less likely to come true than Earth's skies turning iridescent.

"I do not believe you--"

Missy grabbed Loki's hand and took back Natasha's doll: "But I can make those people in the Avengers Building distrust you even more, because you have a very untrustworthy face."

"Okay! Ma'am, you managed to piss me off!"

Angry Loki pulled out a dagger from behind and pounced on it, ready to pierce Missy's body!

However, Missy dared to provoke Loki face to face, so how could he be defenseless against Loki?

boom!

The lace lady umbrella that never leaves her hand opens to block the mage's first wave of dagger attacks.

Immediately afterwards, the Time Lord locked the office space to prevent the mage from using teleportation to appear behind him.

But that alone cannot stop Loki's sharp offensive.

After all, while learning magic, Loki also received the warrior education of Asgard, and his melee strength is also among the best in Asgard, but it is far behind Thor.

"Woman! You are more troublesome than I expected!"

Wiping the blood froth from the corner of his mouth, Loki excitedly looked at Missy who was struggling to fight back: "It's a pity that such a thing as good luck can't be by your side all the time! I'll—"

Boom!

The moisture in the air suddenly solidified, turning into countless transparent and invisible walls, trapping Loki firmly.

"This is--"

"Goddess, you finally made a move."

Missy smiled triumphantly, and turned to greet the golden goddess who used divine power to save her who was about to be stabbed by Loki at the critical moment.

【He has a godhead, I need him. 】

The goddess looked at the trapped Loki coldly, and the majestic voice echoed in the minds of Loki and Missy at the same time.

Loki was shocked when he heard this, and realized that the other party was indeed, as Matthew said, an ancient goddess who was gradually returning to her prime, and already possessed the ability to extract her own godhead.

He knelt down without hesitation and said, "Don't deprive me of my godhood! I'm just a false god! My true blood is a frost giant. Of course, as a frost giant, my height belongs to a dwarf. Goddess, you are so tall." Noble, use the godhead most worthy of your noble deity, not that of a mutilated frost giant gnome."

"You're really good at talking."

Missy taunted Loki, and turned to Goddess Sheba: "Don't believe his nonsense, he is a bastard full of lies!"

"I'm not lying! I'm indeed a frost giant! Not a real Norse protoss!"

Loki argued hard.

At this time, the goddess raised her eyes.

[He didn't lie, he is indeed a frost giant, his godhead is incomplete, but incomplete is better than nothing——]

"No!"

At the juncture of life and death, Loki spoke out again: "I know where there is a complete godhead! My brother, Thor, he accidentally got the magic of the goddess, turned into a woman, and is now pregnant!

He is a pure Norse protoss, and the child he gave birth must also have a perfect godhead!And Matthew!There are countless mysteries hidden in this guy!I suspect that there is a god race behind him to advise him! "

"Matthew?"

Missy's eyes sparkled again: "Are you talking about that handsome man who looks like a devil and an angel? I'm so cute!"

"Ms. Missy is interested in him?"

Rocky realizes the turning point and frantically agrees with Missy.

Missy nodded, and said to the goddess: "There are indeed many mysteries in Matthew, maybe we should catch him and study it carefully."

"That's right! He is the one who is most likely to meet the needs of the goddess! Although this sounds a bit strange!"

Rocky, who was as good as John Constantine and even worse in selling his teammates, said without hesitation.

Goddess Sheba looked up and glanced at Fulian Building.

He saw—

【I accept this deal and let you go. 】

"awesome!"

……

At 02:30 in the afternoon, Rocky walked out of the technology building.

He looked a little embarrassed, even a little tired. After returning to Fulian Building, he immediately took out Natasha, who had been reduced to the size of a doll by a muscle compressor, from his pocket, and said hypocritically: "Although the process is very tortuous and even faced death more than once. , but I still completed the task."

"Brother, I knew you were the best!"

Thor is so moved that he opens his arms to the lying Loki.

Everyone in Avengers knows that Loki is not trustworthy, but after all, he brought out the Natasha doll from the Science and Technology Building, so they all greeted him friendly: "Thank you, Loki."

"It's Matthew's plan design that is too perfect."

Loki walked towards Matthew with a smirk, hugged him warmly, and took the opportunity to press the Goddess of Sheba's charm into the back of Matthew's neck: "To be honest, I like you very much."

"Based on your character design, if you suddenly use this prefix attributive to speak, it can be seen that what you are saying is definitely not the truth." Matthew said.

"Am I that bad in your eyes?"

"Yes."

Matthew said without hesitation: "I suspect that you have reached a secret agreement with Goddess Sheba and the two Time Lords, so you can bring out Natasha smoothly."

"Even if, I mean even if—"

Seeing that his tricks were exposed, Loki once again used his sophistry: "Even if I made some agreements with them in order to bring Natasha out, with the integrity of my bankruptcy on your side, the content of the agreement with them will definitely not Fulfill, but because of these promises that will never be fulfilled, I managed to bring out Natasha."

"so……"

"I am your hero, am I not?"

Loki cheekily asked everyone for credit.

Although everyone in the Avengers had known that Loki was a shameless and fickle guy, after hearing his sophistry, they were still impressed by his thick skin again.

"Brother, you are such a—"

Thor thought for a moment and said, "Genius! A well-deserved genius!"

"Don't remind me, I know I'm a genius."

Loki frankly took Thor's ridicule as a compliment.

Seeing this, the others had nothing to say.

the other side--

Qi Qi noticed that there was an abnormal light spot flashing across the back of Matthew's neck, worried that Loki would use the name of hugging to blackmail Matthew, so he took the initiative to walk to Matthew's side, staring at Matthew's back neck repeatedly.

"What are you looking at?"

After becoming a woman, Iron Man, who completely freed himself and no longer concealed his gossip nature, was the first to notice the strange abnormality: "Is it because I fell in love with him? Speaking of which, you two are indeed a good match, both geniuses in the magic department." , and were sent to a parallel world together..."

"I'm straight."

Strange emphasized silently.

"Then why are you staring at his neck? Straight men stare at same-sex necks for no reason... oh!"

Iron Man suddenly realized: "Is there something on Matthew's neck?"

"I'm not sure, but on his neck..."

Strange hesitated.

After all, he had no proof that Loki had done something to Matthew.

But Matthew—

Hearing this, he touched the back of his neck with his backhand, modified the refresh data of the temporary body, and easily erased the traces of the curse left on Loki's body.

Loki, who sensed that the spell was erased, was shocked: "You!"

"what's wrong?"

Matthew pretended to be confused.

Loki: "Nothing! Nothing!"

I scolded Shibatiao Street in my heart.

Strange saw that Matthew's expression was calm but Loki's expression suddenly changed drastically. He realized that the two had just engaged in a quiet secret fight, and that Matthew had won a complete victory, so he also reminded Loki: "Don't play tricks, if you play tricks too much, it will make you appear that you are not very smart."

"Ha! Hehe!"

Loki sneered three times, and hid behind Thor in a cowardly manner.

After all, this is Fulian Building.

Everyone began to study how to restore Natasha.

The two people in the science team—Banner and Stark put Natasha, who was turned into a doll-sized figure by the time lord, carefully under the testing equipment. After a system inspection, they found that the doll-sized Natasha was still theirs. The Natasha, the body structure is no different from Natasha, just——

"The cells in the whole body have been shrunk to one percent of their original size, the water has been squeezed out, and the surface of the body has been plasticized. The current level of earth technology is obviously unable to restore our Natasha to its original state."

"Try the magic side?"

Wanda took the initiative to step forward, took the doll version of Natasha, and threw a large amount of magic power at Natasha with her right hand brewing chaos magic.

"This feeling... a strange and dangerous feeling... I... I... ah!"

Wanda suddenly yelled, urgently withdrew the magic power cast on the doll Natasha, and panted, "I may be able to restore her, but I can't guarantee that she will still be alive after the restoration, and the magic of chaos will tear her apart... "

"What now?"

Obviously seeing the dawn of recovery, but completely unable to put it into practice.

Captain America smiled wryly.

Strange, who is also a magician, stepped forward and picked up the doll-like Natasha. After careful observation, he came to a conclusion: "My Visandi magic can restrain Wanda's chaos magic. Natasha recovered with his cooperation, but—"

"but what?"

"The implementation of this plan needs to meet two conditions..." Strange said, "First of all, there must be a magician whose strength is no less than ours as the fulcrum of balance between Vissandi and the forces of chaos, that is, the triangle relationship of magic;

Secondly, a space is needed, an enchantment space where magic and physical rules are under absolute control, in case the magic of any of the three parties goes wild and causes new damage. "

"These two conditions..."

The crowd fell silent.

Wanda is the Scarlet Witch, and Strange is the Supreme Mage. Their magical strength is at the top level on the earth. It is hard to imagine that there are powerful magicians as powerful as them, unless——

"I think my brother just..."

Thor mentions Loki again.

"Sorry, Thor!"

Cap rejected Thor without hesitation: "We believe in Loki's magical abilities, but we don't believe in his position."

"I know that my brother's position is often vacillating and he is not the right person, but if we get rid of him, where else can we find a third magician? Natasha won't last long!"

Thor tried his best to convince everyone.

Captain America was a little shaken, after all, Natasha might die at any time: "I...I..."

"I know where to find the third powerful magician!"

Matthew suddenly spoke, and smiled and told everyone: "In fact, I have already contacted her."

As soon as the words fell, a ball of black mist poured into Fulian Building, and then, a black-haired girl with a blood ruby ​​inlaid on her forehead appeared in front of everyone.

She went straight through the crowd and walked towards Strange and Wanda, who were surrounded by Natasha who had turned into a doll and had a headache: "Matthew said that there are two magicians here who need my help, are they you?"

"You are--"

"Rachel, or, you can call me 'Raven.'"

The time temporarily returns to 1 minute ago——

Knowing that three powerful magicians must work together to save Natasha, Matthew immediately thought of "Raven" Rachel.

He then telepathically contacted Rachel: Hey, Rachel, two of my magician friends are in trouble and need your help.

[Mage friend? 】

Hearing that the magicians were in trouble, Rachel immediately became interested.

Matthew took the opportunity to project the general situation to Rachel in the form of pictures and explanatory text.

When Rachel learned that the Time Lord who threatened the safety of New York was actually good at such wonderful magic, she became curious and agreed to Matthew without hesitation.

So there was an appearance that shocked everyone in the Fulian.

……

"Now that the three magicians have gathered together, we still need to find a magic space that can suppress the power of the three parties at the same time to ensure that the whole process is orderly and controllable."

After confirming Rachel's strength, Strange's eyes fell on Matthew: "This matter is up to you."

"But I-"

"Don't be humble in front of me..." Strange said, "I absorbed the power of the dark version of me, and I also absorbed his memory along the way."

"I see."

Matthew smiled, and said to the Avengers: "Prepare a room for us."

"How big is it?"

"At least two hundred square meters."

[Everything is as you wish, sir. 】

The smart computer controlling Fulian Building made an elegant electronic sound, and then a room card fell into Matthew's hand.

[The eighteenth floor has been completely emptied, with an area of ​​[-] square meters. 】

"thanks……"

Matthew shook the room card, and took the three magicians and the doll version of Natasha to the spell casting room.

The other members of the Avengers have no peers.

They have more important work to do, such as——

Watch out for the Weeping Angels on the outer wall of the Tech Tower.

……

【Dionysus, the god of wine... activates...】

[Synchronization rate 60%...]

[Synchronization rate 70%...75%...80%...81%...]

I don't know if it's because his own ability has also improved significantly.

This time, Matthew not only easily resonated with Dionysus, the god of wine, but the synchronization rate reached 81% before stagnating.

Ascending, it is a little dangerous.

Matthew wants to...

He clearly knows that the synchronization rate with the Dionysus vest exceeds 90%, and he may be reversely corroded and forcibly assimilated by the Dionysus factor that may be in a violent and active state, and eventually become more crazy and irrational than the clown.

Although the synchronization rate exceeds 90%, the second form of Dionysus can be activated, and a powerful power comparable to that of the gods can be obtained.

The synchronization rate gradually stabilized, and the changes in the world caused by the power of Dionysus were slowly revealed in front of the three magicians.

Young people in the 21st century wearing trench coats, shirts, and trousers are gradually turning into classical Greek white-robed young men who come out of mythology, holding a scepter and wearing a flower crown;

The empty walls were covered with ivy and vines, and the vines were dotted with flowers of enchanting fragrance and fruits of color like precious stones;

The air is filled with the aroma of wine, so strong that people who don't know how to drink suspect that they will be drunk by the aroma of wine in the next second...

"Is this your ability? It's amazing!"

Wanda is good at changing the reality of chaos magic, so at a glance, the change caused by Matthew is a more profound and mysterious existence than chaos magic, not so much magic, but closer to miracles.

Rachel looked at the forest fairies looming among the vines with great interest, and commented: "Matthew, your magical talent is much stronger than your scumbag father."

Only Strange looked serious: "Ladies, can we start now?"

"But Matthew he—"

"The more powerful the magic, the greater the consumption required to release it..." Strange said, "We must hurry up."

"You're right."

Wanda bent down, placed the doll version of Natasha in the middle of the magic circle, took three steps back, and said to Strange and Rachel, "I'm ready, how about you?"

"We also—"

Before the words fell, a sharp siren sounded downstairs!

"Level [-] alert! Fulian Building has been invaded! The enemy is an angel! Weeping angel!"