I am the apex of the bamboo horse

At twelve o'clock at noon, the summer sun had risen to its highest point. Li Chunshou wiped the sweat from his forehead, parked the shared moped in the designated location, and then he stood at the door for several seconds before walking in slowly. in the cafe.

Li Chunshou was wearing a simple white hooded short sweater and loose black shorts, with a pair of flip-flops on his feet. He looked very casual, but his skin was white and shiny, and the eyes hanging down from the hood were vaguely A sense of melancholy, the posture of the whole body involuntarily attracts everyone's attention.

It was only after seeing his whole face clearly that he realized that the beard on Li Chunshou's face had the power to instantly destroy the fresh youthful feeling on him. If it weren't for Li Chunshou's bright eyes, he would really be May be viewed as suspicious.

"Excuse me, who are the gentlemen?" The moment he entered the door, a waiter came over immediately.

"I'm looking for a friend." Li Chunshou said indifferently. After nodding to the waiter, he quickened his pace and sat opposite an elite man in the corner.

As soon as Li Chunshou sat down, he took a big gulp of the soda water placed in front of him, and the hood slipped off instantly, revealing his messy and soft-looking hair, then he put down the soda water and sighed contentedly In his tone, his entire face was filled with the sense of accomplishment of completing a difficult task.

"Bamboo! Listen to me! I found a big business! You and I cooperate!" Li Chunshou, who had lowered his head and melancholy just now, sang like a yellow warbler the moment he spoke, crisp and lively, unlike the almost indifferent just now Nonchalant is the exact opposite.

Today is the second time that Li Chunshou has left the Rubik's Cube community in mid-July this year. He rode a small blue car to the business district after a long journey, just for the "big business" he talked about.

It is said that Li Chunshou is a full-time online writer. He writes Tanmei novels. He has not been popular in writing for five years. At the end, and the student party has come to grab the list these years, he, a full-time writer who is not high enough, can only be squeezed shivering in the times.

At 01:30 the morning before yesterday, Li Chunshou, who had just finished typing, entered the author group with a haggard look on the screen, and then he saw that a male author was being discussed in the author group late at night. Shuo's muscles were successfully searched and became famous overnight.

Professor Li Chun looked at the other party's Weibo along the network cable, and then found that the other party was the author of the romance channel. The author was married, and every Weibo was a daily routine of spoiling his wife. Fans screamed when they saw it. Li Chun Professor Huan was sharp-eyed and discovered that the other party had accepted wedding photo advertisements, lipstick advertisements, beverage advertisements, etc., combined with the discussions in the author group, Li Chunshou learned that this male author not only often appeared on the gold list on the novel website, but also appeared in the advertisements. There are so many benefits!

Then I turned my head to look at the author's romance essays. Li Chunshou quickly saw the twenty chapters after V, and felt that he couldn't say it was bad. Even if his eyes were full of routines, Li Chunshou felt that he could write it!What excites Li Chunshou the most is that the author only changes three thousand a day! !He is an author who is becoming more and more popular every day, but he doesn't have a fraction of his income!Suddenly a burst of humility welled up in my heart!

In the second half of the night, Li Chunshou kept scrolling through Weibo until dawn, when he finally understood a truth.That is, Internet marketing is really a good thing. If it is used well, the income from an advertisement may exceed his hard work and 30-day income!Since there are no discerning bosses who have come to buy his copyrights, it is no longer enough for him, a poor writer, to survive in this ever-changing society with just typing!

He needs to make a change!

Li Chunshou, who made up his mind and dreamed of making a fortune, finally got his first Weibo account after Weibo appeared for many years! ...But obviously, all this is of no use.

After waking up yesterday, Li Chunshou kept staring at his Weibo, but he found that in his registered Weibo, there seemed to be less fans than his author's column. I don't know where the zombie fans came from, this is the result of his promotion for himself in the latest chapter of the new article!

It can be seen that the readers in the online literature circle are so real, they only pay attention to your works, and don't pay attention to your private life at all!

And a person with such a high style (self-proclaimed) like him would not be willing to ask for mutual fans or buy zombie fans (because he can't socialize)!

Looking at the advertisement page where five yuan can buy 0 junior zombie fans, Li Chunshou imagined that if he bought this package, he would post a Weibo with 0 likes, 0 comments, and [-] favorites. In the end, only the number of followers is good. ...The feeling of embarrassment came over me, and in the end Li Chunshou resisted the temptation, and painfully refused to make fake data.

After some more research, he felt that most of the netizens liked contrasting cuteness, just like the male author who showed affection with his wife was writing a romance novel. , has a girlish heart!

Touching his face, which was more handsome than the other's, Li Chunshou said that he wrote Danmei, and showing his face was risky...he didn't sell his face to attract fans.

But this does not affect Li Chunshou's thinking in this direction.

"So, I believe that I can also become a new contemporary Internet celebrity through self-marketing. I need a little help from you during this period! What do you think? Bamboo!" Li Chunshou finished speaking with a look of expectation Looking at the man across from him.He really felt that he was so awesome that he could think of such a way to get rich.

Lazy jazz music was playing in the coffee shop, and the cool-toned decoration made people calm. The man sitting on the ground of Li Chunshou slowly put down the black coffee in his hand, looked at Li Chunshou casually, and the glasses mirrored it The light flickered twice during this process, and before he even opened his mouth, he gave people an indescribable sense of oppression, but Li Chunshou was used to it, and his face still had an excited expression.

The man opened his lips slightly, only to hear his voice said in a low voice: "That's why you let me come out in the sun during lunch break?"

The man is Li Chunshou's neighbor and good friend Wu Zhuma since he was a child. He is currently working as the secretary-general of his company's head office. He is usually busy with work, but today he is suddenly forced to stay at home during his lunch break. Li Chunshou called out.At first, I thought there would be some big event, but I just sat down and listened to Li Chunshou talking about his dream of being an Internet celebrity.

He was worried for nothing.

"Bamboo! If the two of us work together! We will definitely be invincible in the world!" Li Chunshou flashed his big eyes, and his action language was impassioned. Seeing that Wu Zhuma didn't answer him directly, he couldn't help inciting.

"Then, what do you want to do?" Wuzhuma raised her eyelids, her tone was unclear.

"So!" Seeing that Wu Zhuma let go, Li Chunshou felt hopeful, so he said decisively, "Let's be together!"

——? !

There was a thunder on the ground, and Wu Zhuma stiffened her fingers without changing her face, a little thankful that the coffee was not in her hand.

Over there, Li Chunshou went on to say: "You also go to register a Weibo, and we will sell rotten love on the Internet together, and we will definitely become a generation of Internet celebrities! There are many rotten girls, and they are innocent! It's easy to lie!" Li Chunshou held back his excitement and whispered the whole sentence. It seemed that he also knew that if others listened to his words, there was a high probability that he would be fleshed out by all kinds of people.

After hearing this, Wu Zhuma shook her head, trying to reason.

"If you want to market, you have to make good content. Selling rot won't last long."

"Then you have to attract other people's attention first! I can do the content too, so please help me with bamboo! Help me!" Li Chunshou was rolling on the seat, he was 26 years old, and he still had a little progress nothing.

Although the eyes revealed disgust, Wu Zhuma still lost to the bamboo horse who read (crossed out) stupidly received (crossed out) "Li Chunshou" and wrote "persistence" like every plot in the past, and on the spot A Weibo was opened under the supervision of Professor Li Chun.

"I'm usually very busy, and I don't have time to play Weibo. I'll give you the account, and you can do it yourself." Wu Zhuma took off her glasses, frowned, and pressed her temples.If it weren't for Weibo's real name now, Wu Zhuma felt that Li Chunshou would definitely double-open by himself, and would never think of him.

"Of course not!" Li Chunshou took the mobile phone that Wu Zhuma handed him, and then stared at his round eyes and spoke righteously, "That would be unreal!"

"Didn't you say that netizens are easy to deceive?" Wu Zhuma said with irony, but Li Chunshou didn't feel that he was being attacked, so he explained seriously:

"Our relationship can be deceiving, but the welfare needs to be true for them to believe it!" After talking, he followed each other's accounts, then returned the phone to Wu Zhuma, and stretched out his hand and said, "You Give me your hand."

Wu Zhuma glanced at the phone, and the Weibo page hadn't been taken down yet, and then he saw that Li Chunshou had changed his Weibo nickname to "Xiaoshou's husband", and the number of followers was 1, only Followed Li Chunshou alone.

Frowning quietly, Wu Zhuma stretched out her hand in front of Li Chunshou without much hesitation.

"Hey, I want to leave the first photo of our 'relationship confirmation'!!" Li Chunshou suddenly gave a smirk, and then held Wu Zhuma's hand, his five fingers spread Wu Zhuma's fingers head, and Udrupma had a perfect finger cross.

Li Chunshou's palms are warm, his hands are slender and fair, without calluses at all, he grasped Wu Zhuma's fingers without force, and rubbed them unconsciously a few times, Wu Zhuma pursed his lips slightly In a daze, Li Chunshou had already started to choose a good angle and took several photos.

After taking the photo, Li Chunshou let go of Wu Zhuma in satisfaction, and then began to apply a soft filter to this picture P.

Wu Zhuma took a look at the hand that was crossed with Li Chunshou just now, and then used this hand to put on the glasses that had slipped a bit, then he looked up at the picture that had been repaired, and posted the picture on Weibo Professor Li Chun.

In front of him, Li Chunshou smiled like a child who succeeded in pranking, and he was Li Chunshou's eternal partner in conspiracy.

"Zhuzi, what are you still doing, forward it!" Li Chunshou said excitedly.

Wu Zhuma nodded, then picked up her phone and refreshed Weibo.

Professor V: Me and someone. @小评家的husband

[Fingers crossed photo.jpg]

This sentence didn't say anything, but from the nickname of the @person, the ambiguous picture, and the unfinished "someone", it was easy to make up a story in an instant.

Wu Zhuma's heart moved, and under Li Chunshou's expectant eyes, he manually forwarded Weibo.

Husband of Xiaoshou's family: Yes. //@小给V: Me and someone. @小诗家的老公[Ten fingers cross photo.jpg]

"'Hmm.' What do you mean? Don't you even have a heart?" Li Chunshou held up his mobile phone and screamed, not very satisfied with Wu Zhuma's response.

"If you are not satisfied, you can do it yourself." Wu Zhuma is not used to Li Chunshou in this aspect.

Li Chunshou frowned and muttered: "I didn't say I was dissatisfied. Forget it. It's okay to maintain your original character design. Anyway, everyone believes that we are together."

Wu Zhuma continued to drink the coffee, while covering the corners of her slightly raised mouth.

And Li Chunshou was still staring at Weibo unconsciously.

Professor Li Chun: It's been 5 minutes and 34 seconds, why haven't you gained followers yet? ? ? ?

The author has something to say: Open the article!Sprinkle flowers! !Red envelopes are given out in this chapter! !

Everyone can also come to pick my scarf: TAKU_gentleman white

Today, I am also a trembling little author.

ps. What Li Chunshou said does not fully represent the author himself! !Please don't rise to the author's role behavior! (Part of the behavior of serving the plot) If he did something wrong, everyone just beat him, the author is an innocent little baby! !

Professor Li Chun: Do you want to show some face? ? ?

Wu Zhuma: Support the author.

Professor Li Chun: Hello? ? ? ?