I am the apex of the bamboo horse

After successfully reaching a consensus, Li Chunshou was taken by Wu Zhuma to another quiet restaurant for a simple meal.Because the time passed quickly, they couldn't talk much, and in the blink of an eye, it was Wu Zhuma's working time again.

"Zhuzi, I'll go to your house tonight, you don't have to work overtime tonight, you must accompany me!" Li Chunshou said to Wu Zhuma with his messy hair, in order to let Wu Zhuma feel that he is responsible for this matter. Concerned, Li Chunshou also stepped forward to hold Wu Zhuma's hand tightly, shaking it up and down: "It must be!"

"It's up to me whether to work overtime or not." Wu Zhuma glanced at the time, then rubbed Li Chunshou's soft messy hair: "It's drying outside, I called a car for you, and give me a message when you get home."

"Ah? What kind of car? I don't want to take a car! I bought a monthly ticket for the Zhang shared moped before I went out. It's rare to go out. If I don't use it, it will be a waste?" Li Chunshou waved Wu Zhuma's hand away in resistance, not very He wanted to take the car Wu Zhuma called for him.

But he is a weak chicken who often stays at home typing on the keyboard. He is not the opponent of Wu Zhuma who is full of energy after working fifteen hours a day. The back seat of the taxi.

"Zhuzi, you are an idiot!!" After closing the car door, Li Chunshou pressed down the window and grinned at Wu Zhuma. In response, he said to the driver:

"Master, please take him home. I entered the address at the beginning."

Driver: "Okay, let's go!"

Apparently, Mr. Driver also understood who Li Chunshou and Wu Zhuma should listen to. Although Li Chunshou was his passenger, the passenger scolded happily, but he didn't get off the car after all. Don't you just mean obediently?

Sure enough, after the driver finished speaking, Li Chunshou sat down obediently, stopped being a monster, and had no intention of communicating with the driver.After the car started, Li Chunshou immediately lowered his head and took out his mobile phone, and opened WeChat.

Professor: Bamboo, you are an idiot, a big idiot, taxis are so expensive, you have so much money to give me!waste!shameful!

Bamboo: [￥250.00 will be transferred to you]

Professor: [￥250.00 has been received]

Professor Xiao: Thank you boss, the boss is in good health, and the boss is happy every day.

Bamboo: Smile.jpg

Later, Wu Zhuma let Li Chun teach how to throw emoticons, but Wu Zhuma didn't reply anymore.Professor Li Chun also took it for granted, but when he put down his phone, his lips suddenly tightened and moved left and right.

Because Wu Zhuma pinched his two pink lips just now, Li Chunshou felt that the temperature of Wu Zhuma's fingertips was still on his middle and lower lip. In the end, Li Chunshou couldn't help but rub it with the back of his hand After rubbing his mouth, he felt a little more at ease.

Li Chunshou couldn't help beeping in a low voice: "Zhuzi is a fool."

Twenty minutes later, the taxi stopped outside the Rubik's Cube community, and Li Chunshou whispered to the driver, "Thank you." Then he got out of the car and swiped his card to enter the door without looking back.

Li Chunshou's home is in the Rubik's Cube community. They are not rich and powerful, but as the housing prices have risen higher and higher, the value of the house that was picked up when Li Chunshou was just born became more and more brilliant. Living in Rubik's Cube Community, the first feeling is that Li Chunshou's family must be extremely rich.

Li Chunshou: Misunderstanding, all misunderstandings!

People in other Rubik’s Cube communities, some of them demolished their hometowns to become the second generation, and some went to sea to do business and made a fortune, but their family is still an ordinary well-off family that almost dragged the country back.

Li Chunshou's parents worked diligently as civil servants who were stable but could not make a lot of money, and Li Chunshou himself was very rebellious and chose not to work after graduating from university, so if he wanted to become a rich man, it was his choice Heavy and far-reaching things.

Although it is not considered old-fashioned, Li Chunshou has not had many outstanding achievements in the past few years as a writer. The whole family can be combined, except for Li Chunshou, a good social animal, who does not want to be a writer, but goes to be a family member. Other than squatting in a dead house, other aspects are extremely ordinary.

The only uncommon thing that can be expanded is that there is a super low-key rich neighbor next to their house. Together with Li Chunshou, they also have a rich second-generation bamboo horse Wu Zhuma.

Wu Zhuma's family had a villa outside the Mofang community, but because Wu Zhuma didn't like a big house when he was a child, so his parents bought a house in the Mofang community, which happened to be next to Li Chunshou's family .

Li Chunshou's family is very Buddhist. It doesn't matter if the neighbors are rich or not. After all, they also live among a group of rich people. They can be regarded as people who have seen the world. Wu Zhuma's family is also very good. Getting along with each other, the two families had a friendship that lasted for more than [-] years without knowing it.

"I'm back!!" As soon as Li Chunshou came home, he quickly turned on the air conditioner, kicked off his shoes and took off his clothes. The clothes were thrown all over the floor in an instant, and the shoes he took off in the entrance were not arranged properly.It seemed that he was very excited as soon as he got home. Li Chunshou rushed into the living room and jumped on the sofa for a few times, and then went to the kitchen to pour himself a glass of water to drink.

This is why his parents dare to be so high when they go to work. If Li Chunshou's mother knew that he was such a virtuous person during the day, she would have taken out a feather duster and licked Li Chunshou. (Whether you can get it or not is another matter)

After taking a nap for half an hour, Li Chunshou rubbed his eyes and drank another glass of water, then slowly opened the code words.

No matter what method he uses to become an Internet celebrity, coding is still his main task.For the perfect attendance award and hardworking nature list, Li Chunshou has maintained a daily production volume of [-] for three months. If Wu Zhuma hadn’t supervised and saved tens of thousands of drafts some time ago, he might not have time to go out to find Wu today. Zhuma talks about life and ideals!

As for why Wu Zhuma’s supervision is needed to save the manuscript...

Professor Li Chun: Fishing is something every author knows. Is there any problem?ah?super fierce.jpg

In a blink of an eye, Li Chunshou completed the number of words he set for himself just now. In the next second, Li Chunshou decisively saved the words and turned off the computer like a prisoner who had just been released from prison.

Then he ran out of the room like he was having fun, bent over and quickly cleaned up the living room that he had messed up just now, and then jumped into the kitchen and started preparing dinner.

In fact, Li Chunshou doesn't like cooking, let alone doing housework, but who makes him unwilling to go to work?His parents were willing to allow him to be a writer at home, but he won it through his own efforts. The result of the struggle was that he was responsible for breakfast and dinner at home, as well as some housework.

It really annoys him to have to code and do housework, but part-time aunts are not cheap, and it is not cost-effective to hire a nanny.

Professor Li Chun: So I am very eager to make a fortune, whether my fans have increased or not! !

Wearing an apron and preparing all the ingredients for dinner, Li Chunshou washed his hands, took out his mobile phone while the water was boiling, and clicked on Weibo.

Then he found that his fans had increased by five! !A total of five! !He gained five followers this afternoon! !

Li Chunshou took a deep breath and thought it was a good omen!He was very curious about the new fans, but when Li Chunshou clicked in, his face froze suddenly.

Because... Among the five fans, there are actually two advertisers, one selling pornography/movies, and the other selling pirated books.

The angry Li Chunshou immediately clicked to report, and then removed the two fans.

Professor Li Chun: This society is terrible, I don't go to work anymore, and there are still cyber thieves trying to trick me!

After cursing several times in his heart, Li Chunshou was free to read the Weibo post he and Wu Zhuma posted together at noon. An account that brought him unpleasant feelings was thrown away by him in an instant.

In the photo, he and Wu Zhuma are interlocking fingers on the table in the coffee shop. The bones of their hands are distinct, and it can be seen that they are men's hands, but because of the two color numbers of their hands, they are both slender. Good-looking hands, so the whole picture looks very beautiful.

Li Chunshou is a little proud. No matter the composition or the PS, this picture was carefully designed by him. Even Wu Zhuma couldn't tell what's wrong with this picture.

After seeing the photos, Li Chunshou was excited to see a new message under the comments on Weibo! !

Gouxue lovers: Xiaoshouda, are you a man? ? ?

Professor Li Chun read this sentence three times, then leaned against the stove and tilted his head blankly thinking—didn't he tell the readers that he was a man?

Ah... no wonder he's not so popular! ! !

Even those who haven't read his articles, knowing that he is a boy who writes Tanmei articles, will definitely click in out of curiosity, right? ?What a hot topic for a handsome man to write BL novels!

He also planned to sell rot to attract fans, but he didn't expect that readers don't even know that he is a man. Can this rot continue to be sold? ?

At this time, Li Chunshou, who obviously wanted to reply passionately "I'm a man!!!", still held back his breath, and then he replied reservedly to this little fan:

Reply to @狗血文童者: Yes...

Take a look, what a genius he is, with three words and an ellipsis, he has established his personality!How soft and soft he wants to be!Is this setting very attractive?

This is the character design designed by Li Chunshou today specially in cooperation with Wu Zhuma. After all, the silent and indifferent iceberg attack VS the delicate and cute soft cute, isn't it also a long-lasting and popular character design!

Li Chunshou held his forehead intoxicated, and was deeply overwhelmed by his talent.

The author has something to say: this chapter continues to give out red envelopes~