I am the apex of the bamboo horse

Wu Zhuma's house has four bedrooms and two living rooms, including a master bedroom, a second bedroom, a study room and a storage room, so every time Li Chunshou comes to Wu Zhuma's house, he lives with Wu Zhuma. The two of them are used to the room, and they don't think there is anything wrong with two men in their 20s still sleeping on the same bed.

At this time, Li Chunshou was lying on Wu Zhuma's bed, holding his mobile phone in one hand, and Wu Zhuma's mobile phone in the other, and began to write, direct and act by himself!

"You turned out to be blurry, will you take pictures?" Li Chunshou looked at the few photos Wu Zhuma took just now, his mouth kept chattering, but he still selected two photos for PS.

"It's good to be willing to take pictures for you." Wu Zhuma sat on the carpet with a tablet and read the contract. He leaned against the bed, and his position happened to be on Li Chunshou's right side. Li Chunshou could read it by tilting his head. To Wu Zhuma's head.

"Hmph." Li Chunshou didn't complain anymore, after all, it was indeed his idea.After adding filters to the two pictures, he couldn't help but squeeze Wu Zhuma's head: "Why do you still have so much hair? Doesn't it mean that office workers are prone to baldness?"

"..." Wu Zhuma raised her hand and grabbed Li Chunshou's wrist, a vein on her forehead was slightly raised, "You are not bald, how could I run in front of you."

"Ahhh, I won't be bald! And if you let me go, I will post on Weibo!" Although Li Chunshou is a full-time writer, he usually has more free working hours, but at the same time the pressure is actually relatively high Kind of, after all, as Internet writers, as long as they are slack, or if the subject matter they write does not touch the reader's cuteness, they will easily be annihilated by newcomers who come from behind. In order to be active, unless they finish a book, otherwise It can be said that it is very difficult to cut off the food, and Li Chunshou is not a great master, but a coding machine that barely makes a living, so he dare not be willful.

But laziness is one of human nature. In order to realize real free writing, Li Chunshou is so eager to make a fortune.In today's society, with inflation and rising prices, it is really difficult to move without money. Li Chunshou is not willing to let him eat noodles and porridge every day. Therefore, it is necessary to fight laziness and satisfy his desires with hard work.

This can almost be regarded as a 360 five-day work for a writer, and it is indeed very reminiscent of baldness.But even so, Li Chunshou is not willing to go out to work from [-] to [-]. As for baldness, he will not be bald, give up!

Wu Zhuma let go of Li Chunshou idly, then put down the tablet, went directly to bed and lay next to Li Chunshou, wanting to see what he posted again.

"Not sent yet?" Li Chunshou had been tossing for so long just now, Wu Zhuma thought that Li Chunshou had already sent it, "Actually, you can just switch the number, don't you think it is more troublesome to use my mobile phone?"

Wu Zhuma asked sincerely. After all, if he wanted to use his mobile phone to log in to interact with Li Chunshou's account, then Li Chunshou would need to come to him often. It is more convenient to use the cutting number method.

"I don't think so." Li Chunshou used Wu Zhuma's account to post the pictures of the two chapters just now, and then turned around and reposted them in seconds. "After all, the two of us are leading actors, so of course we are indispensable. Only when we get into the drama can we not play together! We have to post every day! Even if there are no pictures on a business trip, you still have to repost my content, you know?"

"..." Wu Zhuma took her mobile phone over, wanting to see what Li Chunshou sent.It's just that Li Chunshou quickly pressed the phone screen from Wu Zhuma's hand, and blocked the screen with one hand to prevent Wu Zhuma from seeing it.

"Do you know?!" Li Chunshou who didn't get an answer was not very satisfied.

"It's not impossible for me to promise you, but you have to promise me one thing first." Wu Zhuma raised her eyebrows, and grabbed Li Chunshou's hand that covered his phone screen. This time Li Chunshou wanted to The palms were withdrawn, but Wu Zhuma suppressed them forcefully.

Seeing that Wu Zhuma was not joking, Li Chunshou could only pouted his lips reluctantly and asked, "Okay, tell me, let me see if I can do it."

Li Chunshou and Wu Zhuma were the kind of people who were good enough to wear the same pair of underwear since they were young (the size of the underwear did not allow them to do this since they grew up), they rarely separated from each other seriously, but This kind of exchange of conditions has actually happened a lot, but Li Chunshou still kept his mind on it. After all, although Wu Zhuma is a good person, he can also be very mean-spirited sometimes. He is afraid that Wu Zhuma will suddenly come to an excessive I asked him not to step down, so I specifically said the premise of "see if I can do it".

"You shave your beard, and I'll help you." After Wu Zhuma finished speaking, he reflexively wanted to lift his glasses, but he forgot that the glasses had been taken off and put them on the table, so he had nothing to do.

"...Ah." Li Chunshou raised his other hand and stroked the circle of beard he had managed to gather, "Why?"

"I think your beard is not pleasing to the eye for a long time." Wu Zhuma let go of Li Chunshou and sat up, lowering her head and said to Li Chunshou who was still lying on his bed.

"That's what I saved with great difficulty!!" Li Chunshou propped up his upper body, protesting a little reluctantly.You know, his beard is the same as many people who want to grow long hair but have not grown it. It is difficult to grow it. He has the most hair all over his body, and even pouring hair restorer on other places will have no effect.

It may be enviable to put it on girls, but it has become an unspeakable pain point for Li Chunshou, who has a rough heart.

God knows how many years the word "sissy" has been around him because of his appearance. Even if he has a big heart, he can still say these words back, but this does not conflict with his desire to be a tough guy. ah.

"Just say yes or no." Wu Zhuma raised a finger, and gently pushed Li Chunshou's head, this push easily pushed Li Chunshou back to the bed with his hands up and his head up. .

"I promise, I promise! Then you have to listen to my arrangement, every day! If you know, come and hook your fingers!" Li Chunshou got up in a hurry, he knelt in front of Wu Zhuma and stretched out his arms. The little little finger, with a sense of loss for his beard that is about to be lost, and gnashing of teeth at Wu Zhuma, is bound to make Wu Zhuma hang himself with him.

Without hesitation, Wu Zhuma immediately clapped hands with Li Chunshou, and the two reached a consensus in an instant.

Then Wu Zhuma didn't look at what Li Chunshou posted, but got out of bed and took Li Chunshou to the bathroom of his room, and pulled a plastic stool for Li Chunshou to sit on.

"Now, now...??" Li Chunshou stared, "You are too anxious!"

"You knew this moment would come after you clapped your hands just now." Wu Zhuma locked the bathroom door, took out the towel that Li Chunshou put in his house and wet it, "Let me serve you today, old lady."

"...not in Weibo now, don't call me my wife." Li Chunshou accepted the fact that he was about to bid farewell to his beard, and then Wu Zhuma wiped his face and put on a layer of beard cream .

Li Chunshou felt that he was as happy as Santa Claus now. He stared curiously at himself in the mirror, blinking his big watery eyes. Because he seldom shaves, he also felt that the current self was quite novel. Time has forgotten the grievance.

"Didn't you say you want to join the show? Calling you wife is more substituting." Wu Zhuma straightened Li Chunshou's face, ready to start using the razor.

"Then you can also call me husband." Li Chunshou said with a little protest.

"You set up the attack, right? It seems that I am the attack, and you are the soft recipient. If I call you husband, it will be easy for you to collapse." Seeing Li Chunshou, what else do you want to say, Wu Zhuma He closed Li Chunshou's mouth first, and said: "Don't talk, or you will be scratched."

After Li Chunshou heard it, he immediately stopped talking. He never thought that Wu Zhuma used an electric shaver with better safety performance, which would not be easily scratched.As a result, the only chance to directly refute Wu Zhuma was lost.

Wu Zhuma's movements are very gentle, and every time he moves, it will remind people of him playing the piano, looking at Wu Zhuma's handsome face that can be ranked anywhere, and his expression focused on shaving , Li Chunshou felt a little envious.

If he could choose his appearance, he hoped that he could grow up like Wu Zhuma, not only handsome and unrestrained, but also look thin when dressed, fleshy when undressed, tall and strong.However, the reality gave him the opposite value of expectations. Now his height is only 1.7 meters 1.8, which is really not comparable to Wu Zhuma who is [-] meters [-].

They are also children who grew up in Rubik's Cube Community. Why can Wu Zhuma look so good?

Wu Zhuma looked at Li Chunshou, who no longer acted as a demon, but obediently obeyed his every command and action, and she was touched in her heart.

Li Chunshou has been making trouble since he was a child, but Wu Zhuma prefers to hold books and read aside. The two are extremely opposite types, but they have become friends unconsciously. Nowadays, Wu Zhuma probably can't get used to not having Li The days of Chunshou's side are over.

"Okay." Wu Zhuma once again helped Li Chunshou wash his face briefly, and pushed Li Chunshou in front of the mirror.

Li Chunshou looked at himself who had lost his beard, covered his face and rubbed his face in displeasure, "This is too motherly."

"It looks good." Wu Zhuma stood behind Li Chunshou, put his hands on Li Chunshou's shoulders, looked at the person in the mirror, and said so.

"Of course I'm good-looking!" Li Chunshou felt that Wu Zhuma had said something nonsense, but he couldn't help being elated when the handsome Wu Zhuma said that, and then said to Wu Zhuma: "You promised me something Do it!"

"Yes." Wu Zhuma's voice was deeper than when he was speaking normally just now, but Li Chunshou didn't notice that he shook Wu Zhuma's hand away, and then left the bathroom with arrogance. Zhuma was still standing in the bathroom, so she turned her head in doubt:

"Why are you still standing there stupidly, come out!"

"...You go out first, I want to squat in a hole." After Wu Zhuma finished speaking, she closed the door decisively, leaving Li Chunshou standing outside the door with a bewildered expression.

"Bamboo, do you have a stomachache? Do you want me to find some medicine for you?" Wu Zhuma wouldn't be able to get a tuba at this time, so Li Chunshou knocked on the door and asked Wu Zhuma.

"No need." Wu Zhuma locked the door with a click, Li Chunshou shrugged, and then threw herself on Wu Zhuma's bed again.

"Then come out quickly, I still have to discuss with you what to post in the future!"

"Understood, shut up!"

Li Chunshou squished his mouth, gritted his teeth at the bathroom door, and then cheerfully recommended his own Weibo under his saved articles.

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