I am the apex of the bamboo horse
Chapter 05
Li Chunshou with a shaved beard and a bearded appearance can be said to be two different things.
Now Li Chunshou has shown his face. He has a baby face, big eyes, a small and straight nose, and his pink lips are slightly raised. The shaved Li Chunshou has already Without the previous sense of disobedience, he has completely restored the essence of a serious doll, and his messy hair has also become particularly cute because of his face.
When Wu Zhuma came out of the bathroom, she looked at this face with a nostalgic expression.
"Hey, hey, what kind of eyes are you looking at!" After Li Chunshou found out that Wu Zhuma came out, he looked in the direction of the sound, and saw Wu Zhuma looking at him with that kind of gaze that looked into the distance. It's not that this gaze made him uncomfortable, but mainly because it made Li Chunshou feel too strange.
If he continues to look at it like this, he will feel uncomfortable, okay? ?
"What kind of eyes am I?" Wu Zhuma withdrew her nostalgic eyes, and then looked puzzled, and then ignored Li Chunshou's look of wanting to scold someone but couldn't find the reason, so she bent forward and picked up her own As soon as the phone was unlocked, I saw the Weibo page just now.
Professor's husband: watermelon is sweet. @小给V
[Back view of Li Chun granting cut melon.jpg][Side of Li Chun granting cut melon + Wu Zhuma holding Li Chun granting waist.jpg (The face has been blocked with a love pattern)]
Xiaoshou V: Please hold your phone steady when taking pictures next time!Shy.jpg//@小评的老师: Watermelon is sweet. @xiaoshou
"We've all gained fans!!" Li Chunshou's anger came and went even faster, seeing Wu Zhuma looking at the picture he just posted, he stood on the bed, put his hand on Wu Zhuma's shoulder, and the whole The person grabbed Wu Zhuma's back, then stretched out his arm, and started poking at Wu Zhuma's cell phone in this position.
Wu Zhuma backed away without leaving a trace, letting Li Chunshou hold her back more safely, and then carefully looked at the number of Weibo followers that Li Chunshou pointed out.
Number of fans: 18
Wow, going from single digits to double digits is really a good improvement. (without emotion)
"I have more fans!" Li Chunshou triumphantly put his mobile phone in front of Wu Zhuma. Because of this action, he now surrounded Wu Zhuma. He touched Li Chunshou's arm to prevent Li Chunshou from slipping and falling. By the way, he also looked at the number of fans that Li Chunshou showed him.
At present, there are 62 fans in total. It can be said that it is a miracle that they have increased so much in one day.
"In the future, some of my readers should slowly flow to Weibo. After we have a fan base, we can have more interactions and let everyone stop for us!" Li Chunshou was very excited, He can already think of a beautiful future where he will have tens of millions of fans and benefit from various ups.
"Interact with me, but what about your content?" Wu Zhuma turned around and let Li Chunshou's hand hang on her shoulder. The two seemed to be standing on the bed and hugging on the carpet.
"My idea is to post a short article!" Li Chunshou's face is very close to Wu Zhuma now, but not only did he not retreat, but because he was happy, he pushed his head closer to Wu Zhuma, " Because there may not be many people who post short articles now, so I decided to write a short story between us first!"
Wu Zhuma looked away uncomfortably, and asked hesitantly, "Our story?"
"Yes, although we think it's normal, but according to my many years of code words and gossip experience, the two of us should be GAY in other people's mouths! You don't have to do anything, just follow the way we usually get along, Add a little more psychological description and polish, and it will be done easily!" Li Chunshou let go of Wu Zhuma, then squatted down and reached out to pick up the tablet that Wu Zhuma put on the carpet.After unlocking it, he crossed out the PDF of the contract that had not yet been withdrawn, and then shared a few examples with Wu Zhuma.
Wu Zhuma raised his forehead, it turned out that Li Chunshou also knew that the two of them were gay.
But yes, after all, Li Chunshou wrote about Tanmei, so how could he not know about this? In the past, Wu Zhuma always thought that Li Chunshou's writing about Tanmei was equivalent to being gay, but when he asked about it, Li Chunshou shook his head and denied it. Wu Zhuma Ma thought of the unreliable teachings of Li Chun in the past, and she also felt that there was nothing wrong with heterosexual men writing about Tanmei.
The main reason is that Li Chunshou has never been in love with a girl, he stutters when he writes romance, and often rushes to the street, which is far less profitable than writing danmei. You can know Li Chunshou's essays on the street and money-making articles. Which one will you choose to write.
"Shall we be the protagonist?" Wu Zhuma saw Li Chunshou get off the bed and stood next to him, so she pulled him to sit on the carpet together, put her arms around Li Chunshou's shoulders, and watched as Li Chunshou searched for him. The previous collection of 'Straight Men Are More Gay than Curvy Men' seems to have done a lot of homework.
"Of course, and when I coded, you were also used as a material by me..."
"What did you say?"
"Ah. Well, look at this is amazing, it turns out that boys nowadays like to cuddle in class..." Li Chunshou felt aphasia, and immediately wanted to change the subject.
"I heard you just said that you used me as a material." Wu Zhuma suddenly opened the hand holding Li Chunshou, and then pushed Li Chunshou's face looking down at the tablet to her. One side of Li Chunshou's tender face was deformed, which not only made Li Chunshou stop changing the subject, but also made his mouth turn into a pouting mouth.
Li Chunshou's mouth has always been full and pink, and when his mouth is pouting, there is a moist feeling again, which makes Wu Zhuma's eyes become deeper unconsciously, Li Chunshou did not notice the atmosphere Changed, I just felt that if Wu Zhuma used his hand harder, he would have a few small bruises on his face tomorrow.
"Oh, you are all brothers, don't be so stingy! And I'm just a little reference to your lifestyle. Even if I know you, others will definitely not find that it is yours when they read my article! It will definitely not affect you. Get a girlfriend!"
Professor Li Chun made it clear.
"...I've messed with you, and you still think it won't affect my girlfriend? Huh?" Wu Zhuma not only didn't let go of Li Chunshou when Li Chunshou was struggling, but also deliberately swayed Li Chunshou from side to side. Professor's face, played with it a lot.
This is what Wu Zhuma has always wanted to do after seeing the clean-shaven Li Chunshou. Now he directly started to realize the idea that he hadn't realized just now.
Li Chunshou felt guilty, but he thought that their photos had not been taken, and Li Chunshou had already mosaiced out all the things that might reveal their identities. Generally, people who know them would not know him and Wu Zhu. What about Ma selling rot on Weibo?Moreover, their parents don't play this game, and he doesn't have so many familiar friends. The world is so big, so he won't be so unlucky to be easily discovered, right?
"We, we are fake, and it's not real." Li Chunshou put down the tablet, broke it with his hands, and finally took Wu Zhuma's hand off. He was not very happy, "You You promised me everything, how can you pay back your mother-in-law?"
"My mother-in-law?" Wu Zhuma's tone did not change, but she spoke at a slower speed than usual. This speed not only allows Li Chunshou to hear Wu Zhuma's words clearly, but also allows Li Chunshou to hear what Wu Zhuma said clearly. I found "Are you serious when you say this" under Wu Zhuma's words.
"...I'm sorry." Under Wu Zhuma's approaching gaze, Li Chunshou finally chose to admit his mistake. Wu Zhuma felt too oppressive. Li Chunshou decided to quickly turn things over before Wu Zhuma got angry. , he is such a flexible person!
It’s just that Li Chunshou is still a little unwilling. He really feels that he will not affect Wu Zhuma’s girlfriend, and he only needs to ask Wu Zhuma to forward it or post a Weibo. The content is all in his thoughts Yes, he mainly discussed with Wu Zhuma whether it is possible to post these.So even if Wu Zhuma is very busy, there is still some time to go to the toilet to help out...
The more he thought about it, the more confident he became. Li Chunshou simply crossed his arms and stared at Wu Zhuma, who agreed to him but still had so many different opinions, and said bravely: "Just one sentence, you say yes or no, no I will I will never use you as a material in the future!"
This sentence is a bit angry, but it is true.It's a pity, after all, Wu Zhuma is the only one around Li Chunshou who looks more like the male lead in the novel. There are really not many people with such good conditions as Wu Zhuma, but if Wu Zhuma really minds , as a brother, he can only give up this line.
"Forever?" Wu Zhuma chewed these two words for a while, and seeing Li Chunshou nodded seriously, he asked: "If you don't use me as your material, who do you want to use as your material?"
These words were meant to be a test, but I didn't expect Li Chunshou to have a backup plan:
"...Chen Dongran in the building next door is pretty good too. Although he is not as rich as you, he is quite handsome..."
Seeing that Li Chunshou was really continuing to talk about that Chen Dongran, Wu Zhuma interrupted Li Chunshou in displeasure, and said, "No need, I'll use it for you."
"Really?! Zhuzi, you are so kind!" Li Chunshou's eyes lit up, and he approached Wu Zhuma. Wu Zhuma couldn't help pushing Li Chunshou away. It was too big, so Li Chunshou's whole face was covered up like this, for a moment Li Chunshou thought that his face would be taken as a basketball by Wu Zhuma.
"Well, really. And who is Chen Dongran, how did you know him?" After Wu Zhuma pushed Li Chunshou away from him, she let go of Li Chunshou's face, not seriously treating Li Chunshou as racket.
He was more concerned about Chen Dongran. He had never heard this name from Li Chunshou before. Did he miss something during his work?
"A few days ago, I went downstairs to buy milk tea at seven o'clock, and I met him walking his dog. He talked to me, and we met!" Li Chunshou said excitedly, "He is quite chatty, So we added WeChat! I found his circle of friends very interesting! Let me show you!"
Wu Zhuma took the mobile phone handed over by Li Chunshou, and seeing this man whose profile picture was indeed six points as good-looking as his, Wu Zhuma thought, what method should be used to naturally separate this man from Li Chunshou Delete it in WeChat...
Now Li Chunshou has shown his face. He has a baby face, big eyes, a small and straight nose, and his pink lips are slightly raised. The shaved Li Chunshou has already Without the previous sense of disobedience, he has completely restored the essence of a serious doll, and his messy hair has also become particularly cute because of his face.
When Wu Zhuma came out of the bathroom, she looked at this face with a nostalgic expression.
"Hey, hey, what kind of eyes are you looking at!" After Li Chunshou found out that Wu Zhuma came out, he looked in the direction of the sound, and saw Wu Zhuma looking at him with that kind of gaze that looked into the distance. It's not that this gaze made him uncomfortable, but mainly because it made Li Chunshou feel too strange.
If he continues to look at it like this, he will feel uncomfortable, okay? ?
"What kind of eyes am I?" Wu Zhuma withdrew her nostalgic eyes, and then looked puzzled, and then ignored Li Chunshou's look of wanting to scold someone but couldn't find the reason, so she bent forward and picked up her own As soon as the phone was unlocked, I saw the Weibo page just now.
Professor's husband: watermelon is sweet. @小给V
[Back view of Li Chun granting cut melon.jpg][Side of Li Chun granting cut melon + Wu Zhuma holding Li Chun granting waist.jpg (The face has been blocked with a love pattern)]
Xiaoshou V: Please hold your phone steady when taking pictures next time!Shy.jpg//@小评的老师: Watermelon is sweet. @xiaoshou
"We've all gained fans!!" Li Chunshou's anger came and went even faster, seeing Wu Zhuma looking at the picture he just posted, he stood on the bed, put his hand on Wu Zhuma's shoulder, and the whole The person grabbed Wu Zhuma's back, then stretched out his arm, and started poking at Wu Zhuma's cell phone in this position.
Wu Zhuma backed away without leaving a trace, letting Li Chunshou hold her back more safely, and then carefully looked at the number of Weibo followers that Li Chunshou pointed out.
Number of fans: 18
Wow, going from single digits to double digits is really a good improvement. (without emotion)
"I have more fans!" Li Chunshou triumphantly put his mobile phone in front of Wu Zhuma. Because of this action, he now surrounded Wu Zhuma. He touched Li Chunshou's arm to prevent Li Chunshou from slipping and falling. By the way, he also looked at the number of fans that Li Chunshou showed him.
At present, there are 62 fans in total. It can be said that it is a miracle that they have increased so much in one day.
"In the future, some of my readers should slowly flow to Weibo. After we have a fan base, we can have more interactions and let everyone stop for us!" Li Chunshou was very excited, He can already think of a beautiful future where he will have tens of millions of fans and benefit from various ups.
"Interact with me, but what about your content?" Wu Zhuma turned around and let Li Chunshou's hand hang on her shoulder. The two seemed to be standing on the bed and hugging on the carpet.
"My idea is to post a short article!" Li Chunshou's face is very close to Wu Zhuma now, but not only did he not retreat, but because he was happy, he pushed his head closer to Wu Zhuma, " Because there may not be many people who post short articles now, so I decided to write a short story between us first!"
Wu Zhuma looked away uncomfortably, and asked hesitantly, "Our story?"
"Yes, although we think it's normal, but according to my many years of code words and gossip experience, the two of us should be GAY in other people's mouths! You don't have to do anything, just follow the way we usually get along, Add a little more psychological description and polish, and it will be done easily!" Li Chunshou let go of Wu Zhuma, then squatted down and reached out to pick up the tablet that Wu Zhuma put on the carpet.After unlocking it, he crossed out the PDF of the contract that had not yet been withdrawn, and then shared a few examples with Wu Zhuma.
Wu Zhuma raised his forehead, it turned out that Li Chunshou also knew that the two of them were gay.
But yes, after all, Li Chunshou wrote about Tanmei, so how could he not know about this? In the past, Wu Zhuma always thought that Li Chunshou's writing about Tanmei was equivalent to being gay, but when he asked about it, Li Chunshou shook his head and denied it. Wu Zhuma Ma thought of the unreliable teachings of Li Chun in the past, and she also felt that there was nothing wrong with heterosexual men writing about Tanmei.
The main reason is that Li Chunshou has never been in love with a girl, he stutters when he writes romance, and often rushes to the street, which is far less profitable than writing danmei. You can know Li Chunshou's essays on the street and money-making articles. Which one will you choose to write.
"Shall we be the protagonist?" Wu Zhuma saw Li Chunshou get off the bed and stood next to him, so she pulled him to sit on the carpet together, put her arms around Li Chunshou's shoulders, and watched as Li Chunshou searched for him. The previous collection of 'Straight Men Are More Gay than Curvy Men' seems to have done a lot of homework.
"Of course, and when I coded, you were also used as a material by me..."
"What did you say?"
"Ah. Well, look at this is amazing, it turns out that boys nowadays like to cuddle in class..." Li Chunshou felt aphasia, and immediately wanted to change the subject.
"I heard you just said that you used me as a material." Wu Zhuma suddenly opened the hand holding Li Chunshou, and then pushed Li Chunshou's face looking down at the tablet to her. One side of Li Chunshou's tender face was deformed, which not only made Li Chunshou stop changing the subject, but also made his mouth turn into a pouting mouth.
Li Chunshou's mouth has always been full and pink, and when his mouth is pouting, there is a moist feeling again, which makes Wu Zhuma's eyes become deeper unconsciously, Li Chunshou did not notice the atmosphere Changed, I just felt that if Wu Zhuma used his hand harder, he would have a few small bruises on his face tomorrow.
"Oh, you are all brothers, don't be so stingy! And I'm just a little reference to your lifestyle. Even if I know you, others will definitely not find that it is yours when they read my article! It will definitely not affect you. Get a girlfriend!"
Professor Li Chun made it clear.
"...I've messed with you, and you still think it won't affect my girlfriend? Huh?" Wu Zhuma not only didn't let go of Li Chunshou when Li Chunshou was struggling, but also deliberately swayed Li Chunshou from side to side. Professor's face, played with it a lot.
This is what Wu Zhuma has always wanted to do after seeing the clean-shaven Li Chunshou. Now he directly started to realize the idea that he hadn't realized just now.
Li Chunshou felt guilty, but he thought that their photos had not been taken, and Li Chunshou had already mosaiced out all the things that might reveal their identities. Generally, people who know them would not know him and Wu Zhu. What about Ma selling rot on Weibo?Moreover, their parents don't play this game, and he doesn't have so many familiar friends. The world is so big, so he won't be so unlucky to be easily discovered, right?
"We, we are fake, and it's not real." Li Chunshou put down the tablet, broke it with his hands, and finally took Wu Zhuma's hand off. He was not very happy, "You You promised me everything, how can you pay back your mother-in-law?"
"My mother-in-law?" Wu Zhuma's tone did not change, but she spoke at a slower speed than usual. This speed not only allows Li Chunshou to hear Wu Zhuma's words clearly, but also allows Li Chunshou to hear what Wu Zhuma said clearly. I found "Are you serious when you say this" under Wu Zhuma's words.
"...I'm sorry." Under Wu Zhuma's approaching gaze, Li Chunshou finally chose to admit his mistake. Wu Zhuma felt too oppressive. Li Chunshou decided to quickly turn things over before Wu Zhuma got angry. , he is such a flexible person!
It’s just that Li Chunshou is still a little unwilling. He really feels that he will not affect Wu Zhuma’s girlfriend, and he only needs to ask Wu Zhuma to forward it or post a Weibo. The content is all in his thoughts Yes, he mainly discussed with Wu Zhuma whether it is possible to post these.So even if Wu Zhuma is very busy, there is still some time to go to the toilet to help out...
The more he thought about it, the more confident he became. Li Chunshou simply crossed his arms and stared at Wu Zhuma, who agreed to him but still had so many different opinions, and said bravely: "Just one sentence, you say yes or no, no I will I will never use you as a material in the future!"
This sentence is a bit angry, but it is true.It's a pity, after all, Wu Zhuma is the only one around Li Chunshou who looks more like the male lead in the novel. There are really not many people with such good conditions as Wu Zhuma, but if Wu Zhuma really minds , as a brother, he can only give up this line.
"Forever?" Wu Zhuma chewed these two words for a while, and seeing Li Chunshou nodded seriously, he asked: "If you don't use me as your material, who do you want to use as your material?"
These words were meant to be a test, but I didn't expect Li Chunshou to have a backup plan:
"...Chen Dongran in the building next door is pretty good too. Although he is not as rich as you, he is quite handsome..."
Seeing that Li Chunshou was really continuing to talk about that Chen Dongran, Wu Zhuma interrupted Li Chunshou in displeasure, and said, "No need, I'll use it for you."
"Really?! Zhuzi, you are so kind!" Li Chunshou's eyes lit up, and he approached Wu Zhuma. Wu Zhuma couldn't help pushing Li Chunshou away. It was too big, so Li Chunshou's whole face was covered up like this, for a moment Li Chunshou thought that his face would be taken as a basketball by Wu Zhuma.
"Well, really. And who is Chen Dongran, how did you know him?" After Wu Zhuma pushed Li Chunshou away from him, she let go of Li Chunshou's face, not seriously treating Li Chunshou as racket.
He was more concerned about Chen Dongran. He had never heard this name from Li Chunshou before. Did he miss something during his work?
"A few days ago, I went downstairs to buy milk tea at seven o'clock, and I met him walking his dog. He talked to me, and we met!" Li Chunshou said excitedly, "He is quite chatty, So we added WeChat! I found his circle of friends very interesting! Let me show you!"
Wu Zhuma took the mobile phone handed over by Li Chunshou, and seeing this man whose profile picture was indeed six points as good-looking as his, Wu Zhuma thought, what method should be used to naturally separate this man from Li Chunshou Delete it in WeChat...
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