I am the apex of the bamboo horse

Chen Dongran, 20 years old, a high-achieving student in University A, has just returned to Mofang Community for the summer vacation these few days.

After listening to Li Chunshou's general understanding, Wu Zhuma felt that this kind of student party did not need much vigilance, but seeing Li Chunshou's defenseless appearance, she couldn't help but said:

"Be careful of being found out that you are using him as a material."

"I haven't done that yet!" Li Chunshou felt that he had been slandered, and quickly waved his hands to refuse to admit it, but then he became weak again: "However... if the hero is you, in order to make the work more colorful, you will always There should be one or two supporting roles..."

"With me here, what supporting role do you need?" Wu Zhuma made it clear, "Remember, there is me without him."

Li Chunshou let Wu Zhuma poke his face in a daze, obviously talking about the material, why did Li Chunshou think Wu Zhuma's words were so strange.

"Oh..." Li Chunshou didn't understand very well, but he still pretended to understand. He didn't want to be held back by Wu Zhuma to preach.

Li Chunshou immediately put aside this topic, picked up the phone again and chatted with Wu Zhuma about his fans.

"There's a new message, take a look!" Li Chunshou happily showed Wu Zhuma his fan message.

Dog blood lovers: ah ah ah!The big fairy has a thin waist! !

Seeking Amway in the shortage of literature: The gods have delicate hands! !

Baby Nini: Oh my god, after chasing so many books, I only know that Da Da is a boy!So exciting!

……

Unexpectedly, there are not many fans, and there are dozens of comments. While shocked by the fact that Li Chunshou is a boy, everyone is curious about the photos of Li Chunshou and Wu Zhuma. From the corners and clues, they think that Li Chunshou He and his husband must be handsome guys, so they are decisive fans.

(If the two are ugly, it will probably be a different scene)

At the same time, some people expressed that they could not accept it.

Pumpkin is so unpalatable: No way, it turns out that Da Da is a man, and he is still gay. It’s fine if you are gay, but you can’t post it on social software. There are minors in your text.First of all, I don't discriminate, but I don't recommend spreading it.Text is text, reality is reality, it's a bit disgusting for you to come out of the closet so carelessly!

Li Chunshou originally read the comments happily, but after seeing the above comment, his expression became a little distorted.

"What's wrong?" Wu Zhuma asked.

"Meet a foolish fan." Li Chunshou pointed to this [pumpkin is so delicious], "While saying that I don't discriminate, but at the same time not allowing me to post a Weibo showing affection, isn't this contradictory! And isn't she Do you only pay attention to me because you read my Danmei articles? Why are you so hostile to homosexuals???"

Li Chunshou saw that someone was already complaining about this comment, so he quickly deleted this comment. He didn't want this kind of information that insulted people's logic and IQ to pollute his comment area! !

He's not popular yet, sunspots don't come here to make trouble! !

Li Chunshou doesn't believe that someone who is black will turn red. Even if there is, this kind of event is only a small probability event.He insists that it is normal to have sunspots only after he becomes red, but having sunspots before becoming red will not only hinder his development, but may also directly crush his poor little transparent to death, which is not what he wants to see future!

Li Chunshou, who thinks he will not be so lucky, still chooses to take the positive energy route with trepidation. He would rather not have this kind of fans who are obviously discriminatory, and he does not want the other party to make this happy land a home for the battle.

"Block him, or he will jump out later and ask you why you want to delete his comments. Are you guilty?" Wu Zhuma has long anticipated these problems. After all, when you write a novel, comments are possible. Personally attacking the author because of the character, not to mention Weibo, where there are all kinds of monsters and ghosts.

Li Chunshou felt that in order to give his little angels a piece of peace, he felt that what Wu Zhuma said was right, so he didn't think much about it. After searching for this [pumpkin is so delicious], he blocked the other party.

Li Chunshou: I am so ruthless!Ruthless!

Unexpectedly, this [Pumpkin is so delicious] has a trumpet, and she jumped out with a trumpet just as Wu Zhuma predicted.

User 567567: The suggestion I gave just now has been greatly deleted, and I was also blocked.I don't think it's a good thing for Da Da to go his own way?Big, I'm very disappointed in you.

Professor Li Chun's head hurts when he saw this. Do you think this fan classmate is speaking human language?Li Chunshou doesn't think that this person is giving advice, and he just posted a Weibo, and didn't even answer the advertisement. Whether it's Weibo content or uploaded photos, everything is very decent, and there is no need for people to cover up How come the eyes are suddenly disappointing?

So Li Chunshou didn't delete it this time, he went straight to it!

@小评答@user567567: I am also very disappointed in you, I don't like your "suggestion" of making me a ditch rat.

Unexpectedly, after seeing Xiaoshou's reply, this user did not understand Li Chunshou's meaning, and felt that he was standing at the highest point of morality, trying to instill his own values ​​​​into Li Chunshou.

User 567567: I think you have misunderstood me. I don’t mean that. I just want to say that GAY is not as beautiful as fiction in reality, and GAY also exists against the laws of nature. It can be said that it should not exist in reality. If If possible, I still hope that you can come back from the wrong way. Homosexuality really has no future.And I'm just afraid that some minors will imitate you because they like you, and I don't mean it.

Although Li Chunshou only came up to sell rot for profit, he is not considered gay in the true sense, but he has already entered the show, and this fan is really worried about going to the sun, it is unreasonable to look left and right, It really gave Li Chunshou a headache to expect others to listen to her advice.

More importantly, why does this netizen see homosexuality as if he can really imitate it the day after tomorrow?If sexuality is so easy to resolve, why do so many tragic things happen?

Li Chunshou felt very sad, so he posted a screenshot of the other party's words on Weibo:

Professor V: I just want to say that love is inimitable, everyone is so unique, this student, please don’t underestimate love, reality and the inclusiveness of the world, okay?Just because you are narrow does not mean that everyone must be narrow with you!The world is so big, you should see more!

After writing this passage, Li Chunshou felt refreshed. As for this 567's comment, he did not plan to read any more.

Generally, the more reasonable this kind of people are, the more excited they are, and their thoughts will never match each other, and no one can convince the other. up.

Originally, he was interested in looking at the data just now, but now Li Chunshou is not interested. After putting the phone aside, Li Chunshou wanted to continue chatting with Wu Zhuma. Unexpectedly, when he turned his head, he saw Wu Zhuma Zhuma rested her hands on her bent knees, then rubbed her chin and looked at him meaningfully.

"What are you doing?" Li Chunshou felt that Wu Zhuma's eyes were too strange, so he couldn't help pushing him.

"...I like you." In fact, Wu Zhuma wanted to say a lot, but after seeing Li Chunshou's clear eyes, he finally just gave a thumbs up and commented: "Love cannot be imitated, That's a good saying."

"Right, I also think it's OK!" Li Chunshou raised his nose, triumphantly, "It doesn't matter, when I want to post something about you in the future, do I need to tell you, what are your interests? Can't I say it? Tell me, so I can avoid your thunder."

As he said that, Li Chunshou took the pen and paper on Wu Zhuma's desk and was about to start recording.

"There should be nothing you can't say." Wu Zhuma rubbed Li Chunshou's head, "Do whatever you want, I promise to cooperate with you."

"Can you even tell the color of your underwear?"

"can."

"Do you hate the smell of garlic?"

"Row."

"How about squatting in the pit for half an hour?"

"...Did you misunderstand me?"

"Didn't you squat for half an hour just now?"

"I just took a cold shower again."

"Although it's summer, why are you taking a cold shower?"

"Because the dick is hard, I'm too lazy to masturbate." Wu Zhuma rolled her eyes and told the truth.

"Ah? Why were you so hard just now!" Li Chunshou stared at Wu Zhuma in disbelief.

"It means that I am healthy. Isn't it normal for a man to be very angry?" As for why this matter is being insisted on, Wu Zhuma is not going to analyze it with Li Chunshou in detail.

"You are really energetic..." Li Chunshou's mouth was sour, and he didn't know whether it was envy or jealousy, but he quickly put aside his emotions, thinking that this was also a good idea: "Then you are hard Can I publish about it?"

"It's not allowed inside the clothes." Wu Zhuma was a little upset and changed the action of rubbing Li Chunshou's head into pressing down.

"You can say anything!" Li Chunshou clapped Wu Zhuma's hand away dissatisfied.

"You are spreading obscene/pornographic/erotic information, you will be reported." Wu Zhuma withdrew her hand and said slowly.

Li Chunshou felt that what Wu Zhuma said made a little sense, so he forgot about Wu Zhuma pressing his head, and stupidly wrote down the main point.

After Li Chunshou and Wu Zhuma had roughly discussed what could be posted and what could not be posted, it was almost twelve o'clock.

"Ah Ang, it's so late, I wanted to watch a movie with you before going to bed!" Li Chunshou still remembered that Wu Zhuma would go to work tomorrow, and muttered regretfully.

"Then watch." Wu Zhuma turned on the projector in the room, and then connected the tablet to the projector, "Choose what movie you want to watch."

"You said it! Then I really choose?" Seeing that Wu Zhuma agreed, Li Chunshou clicked on the film and television app to choose a movie without being polite at all.

Wu Zhuma filled all the apps, but he usually doesn’t watch videos, so these are all for Li Chunshou, but Li Chunshou didn’t think so much, thinking that Wu Zhuma has so many members because of I usually have nothing to do, just collect stamps for fun.

Professor Li Chun: We must know that rich people always have all kinds of eccentricities!

Wu Zhuma and Li Chunshou went to bed together, and the two of them covered their quilts side by side, leaning their backs against the wall, and began to watch the movie chosen by Li Chunshou.

At this moment, the light in the room has been turned off, and only the movie on the projector is shining in the dark room. Li Chunshou is staring at the movie intently, but Wu Zhuma is staring at the side of Li Chunshou and lost his mind.

In the quiet room, only the sound of my own heartbeat is left in my ears.