I am the apex of the bamboo horse

God!I'm really on the hot search!

After Li Chunshou clicked on it, he found that this #爱是不可击的# was really retweeted from his Weibo.

His mediocre and transparent Weibo has reached 62 retweets, 6999 comments and [-] likes, and the number of fans has changed from [-] to [-].

"Did you really not buy marketing for me?" Before reading the comments, Li Chunshou carefully raised his head and asked Wu Zhuma.

"I'm not that boring." Wu Zhuma shook her head, denying Li Chunshou's guess.

After receiving the reply, Li Chunshou nodded, and then opened the backstage with a little anxiety.

He didn't read @his information, Li Chunshou went directly to the comment area.And the number one comment area with [-] likes is like this:

[Seeking Ou Shen to come]: The blogger is just sharing the sweet daily life with his partner, how can such a fool come out to destroy the atmosphere and go online, discrimination is discrimination, and the management is wider and narrower than the Pacific Ocean!

@:narrow!

@:narrow!

……

In the reply below the comment, dozens of "narrowness" were reread, which made Li Chunshou retreat slightly stiffly.

Re-clicking on the trending search list, Li Chunshou found that he was not mistaken, the trending search that ranked No. 33 #差差#, really a small part may come from him...

Are the people so bored that they have to divert their essence of repetition during working hours!Fear!

Take a closer look at these people and they will learn and use them flexibly.

For example, on some microblogs that have the obvious meaning of phishing and despising older single women, there are comments like this:

[I'm not getting married just because I don't want to, not the pervert or other things you said!You are so narrow-minded to think so!Read more books! 】

[I said that I did not advise everyone not to have children, but I just urged you to know what you will face before having children!You think my unreasonable words are too narrow, go out and see more, don't always stay at home and be a keyboard warrior! 】

Or under the microblog that talks about homosexuality is not in line with the laws of nature:

[Nature is very tolerant, do you know how many homosexual animals there are?narrow!Take a look at the animal world! 】

[Only a narrow-minded creature like human beings can put so many constraints and shackles on the beauty of all things in the world. 】

……

Most of this word still applies to some sophistry and anti-human rights extremists who make unreasonable words, and it has not yet triggered a huge online battlefield.

Li Chunshou opened his eyes wide, and then backed out cautiously.

The word "narrow" is in the Xinhua dictionary, and it is normal for everyone to use it, so the hot search for this word should not have much to do with him...

Li Chunshou, who didn't expect that #野差# will become a new Internet word in 2020, almost doesn't know these two words anymore.

Li Chunshou, who returned to the comment area, found that most of the people who came to the top were little angels and cuties who supported him. Li Chunshou, who always thought that he would only attract the attention of a small number of people, did not consider that he would be out of the circle at all. Now he is a little panicked. After all, he and Wu Zhuma are fake gays. He feels a little regretful for deceiving the public like this...

Either, or quit...?

"Finish?" Wu Zhuma saw that Li Chunshou was suddenly in a daze, so she didn't go back to work, but sat next to Li Chunshou. Wu Zhuma put her hand on the back of the sofa behind Li Chunshou. As if holding Li Chunshou.At this time, he directly probed in this posture, looked at the page Li Chunshou was looking at now, and then saw that this page was still on the upper level of the comments, which showed that Li Chunshou hadn't finished reading it.

Wu Zhuma saw that Li Chunshou's expression was not right, so she pulled the phone out of his hand.

"You don't have to worry about anything, I don't have enough butts to wipe for you?" Wu Zhuma said, and the hand behind Li Chunshou also gently tugged at Li Chunshou's hair. Li Chunshou felt pain, but it pulled him out of his daze.

"I'm not worried about anything! And I didn't do anything, do I need you to wipe my ass?!" Li Chunshou blinked his eyes, and the uneasiness just disappeared in an instant, as well as the thought of quitting. Can hate Wu Zhuma.

Keep doing it, why not, his goal is to become an Internet celebrity, and the Internet is true and false, one more he doesn't have much, one less he doesn't have a lot, besides, he just got out of the circle with this Weibo, People who surf the Internet have a bad memory, probably he will be almost forgotten tomorrow, and there are so many fans today, most of them should be his readers. After all, he regularly updates at [-] in the morning every day. Today he Remember to mention the Weibo name [Xiaoshou V] at the bottom of the article, so it should also attract some people.

Besides, he and Wu Zhuma did not show their faces, and even the utensils around the kitchen were completely mosaiced by him. No one would have thought that these two sweet couples were pretending to be couples!

Therefore, he only needs to show everyone the beauty. As for whether it is true or not, what does it matter?

Professor Li Chun: Me!He is such a ruthless man who will do whatever it takes to achieve his goals!

Seeing that Li Chunshou had recovered, Wu Zhuma returned to his job. Although this is his own company, it doesn't mean that he can treat his position as a idle job like a dude.

"I'm going on a business trip the day after tomorrow." When Li Chunshou rekindled his interest and scrolled through Weibo, he heard Wu Zhuma talk about his business trip.

"Oh. Remember to buy me a gift and come back." Li Chunshou didn't care much about this. He knew that Wu Zhuma had been busy, but he had agreed with Wu Zhuma to post on Weibo when he was on a business trip, so it seemed There is nothing to explain.

Li Chunshou has now taken off his shoes, and he is leisurely lying on the sofa playing with his mobile phone. He looks very careless. Wu Zhuma really wants to ask, "Would you be reluctant to part with me?", but I know after thinking about it Li Chunshou would reply to him, so Wu Zhuma decided not to seek abuse for herself.

"You go with me." Wu Zhuma flipped through the documents in hand and said slowly.

"Ah?!" After hearing these familiar words, Li Chunshou immediately turned over and jumped up to Wu Zhuma: "Why should I go with you? I won't go!"

Coming to the company with Wu Zhuma today is already the limit, okay?Wu Zhuma wanted him to accompany him on a business trip!What the devil speaks of!Professor Li Chun expressed strong protest.

"You took me to the hot search, and I will face the risk with you, what's wrong with you accompanying me on a business trip?" Wu Zhuma also said unceremoniously.

Li Chunshou was speechless.

Although he himself thought it was nothing serious, if something really happened, there would be Wu Zhuma's yelling in it.After thinking about this, Li Chunshou was unavoidably a little tangled.

"But, but you are going to work, let me go with you, and you still have to take care of me, isn't it even more tiring?" Li Chunshou felt that Wu Zhuma was really good to him, and the voice that wanted to object arrogantly suddenly He was pinched weakly, and by the way, being unreasonable also became reasonable.

He felt that what he said was very good and considerate. Now Wu Zhuma should give up, right?

"I'm used to taking care of you too." Wu Zhuma was unmoved.

"No, why on earth did you take me out! I said no!" Li Chunshou still couldn't hold back his temper, stomped his feet on the sofa and glared at Wu Zhuma angrily.

He just likes to stay at home. Even if he wants to go out, he will ride a bicycle or share a moped to go out by himself. Why does Wu Zhuma always take him out these two days!

"I need an assistant to help me push my luggage." Wu Zhuma was not frightened by Li Chunshou's tantrum, and raised his glasses calmly while speaking.

"I don't push!"

"Xiao Shu." Wu Zhuma raised his head, "Do you hate helping me so much?"

Li Chunshou looked at Wu Zhuma in surprise, as if he heard something strange in his ears: "I, no, no! You don't need my help!"

"I use it." Wu Zhuma nodded affirmatively.

"but……"

"Please, Professor."

Li Chunshou lost his words in an instant, how many people can Wu Zhuma ask for?Anyway, Li Chunshou had never seen him before, but now Wu Zhuma said please gently to him, Li Chunshou was a little proud of his resistance...

"Si-since you've asked me so much, then I will reluctantly agree." Li Chunshou got off the sofa with his nose up, and he stopped looking at his phone, but started to look around Wu Zhuma's current office.

"Then thank you." Wu Zhuma smiled at Li Chunshou with satisfaction, and then continued to lower her head to prepare materials for the next meeting.

Wu Zhuma's office is on the top floor, and next door is the office of the general manager and deputy general manager. Although it is a superior-subordinate relationship, it can be summed up as a colleague in general, so the difference between the offices of the three is not too far.

And Wu Zhuma's taste is not bad, the whole office has a sense of quiet elegance, the vases in the corners, the decorations on the bookcases, the transparent glass coffee table and the decorations with appropriate colors, none of them show Wu Zhuma's love for this Attention to the working environment.

In the past, when Li Chunshou was brought here by Wu Zhuma for a visit, it was not like this. At that time, this office was not owned by Wu Zhuma. Looking around, Li Chunshou quietly looked sideways at the serious worker. Wu Zhuma.

Both he and Wu Zhuma have grown up, but it seems that he has not made any progress.

After meditating on the spot for a while, Li Chunshou stepped on his shoes and came to Wu Zhuma: "Hey, you don't think you want to take me on a business trip because you think I will be frightened by the comments on the Internet."

Wu Zhuma paused holding the pen, and looked up at Li Chunshou.