I am the apex of the bamboo horse

"Secretary Wu, it's time for the meeting."

Li Chunshou didn't wait for Wu Zhuma's answer, but waited for the assistant outside to knock on the door.

"Understood." Wu Zhuma got up after picking up the materials, and taught Li Chun before leaving: "Don't think too much, it's just that I'm too busy at ordinary times and don't have time to play. There is a sense of relaxation, so you can take it as a trip with me."

Li Chunshou opened his mouth, as if he wanted to say something, but was blocked by Wu Zhuma's next words: "Hurry up and type, or you will have to finish your manuscript after going out with me."

"...Hey!" Li Chunshou gritted his teeth, and before he had time to think of what to say back, Wu Zhuma went out, and there were many people who were curious about him outside the door, it was even more impossible for Li Chunshou to go out. So he could only hold his breath and sit cross-legged back on the sofa.

But after thinking about what Wu Zhuma said just now...

Forget it, hurry up and code words is the most important thing.

When Wu Zhuma returned to the office, Li Chunshou had already moved from the sofa to his office chair. Li Chunshou had bent his legs, stepped on the edge of the chair with both feet, and his chin was drooping on his knees, his hands were clattering He was frantically typing on the laptop keyboard, with a sullen expression, as if he had encountered some difficulties.

"You're back." Li Chunshou slumped on the chair weakly, "I don't want to type anymore, let's stop changing."

"I remember you told me last month that it's a good time to break up..."

"It's always cool!" Li Chunshou hurriedly interrupted Wu Zhuma's "income crematorium" that he almost blurted out, he was already tired of hearing these words!

Wu Zhuma shrugged: "Just as long as you are happy."

Professor Li Chun: "...what's for lunch?"

Not wanting to discuss this issue with Wu Zhuma anymore, Li Chunshou turned his face away, lying on the desk with his face pressed down, his face full of evasion from reality.

"The company has a cafeteria." Wu Zhuma put all the materials aside and saw that it was almost twelve o'clock. If it was normal, he would probably work until around one o'clock before taking a bite of food (or even not eating), and then There will be no lunch break, but now that Li Chunshou is here, he is not like usual.

If Li Chunshou knew that he had irregular meal times during his daily work, Li Chunshou would definitely think that he had caught him, and he would use this "handle" to scold him in the future.

Although Li Chunshou was very cute when he pissed off people, he also deserved a beating. Wu Zhuma said that he didn't want to be informed of this by Li Chunshou, who had a worse schedule than himself, otherwise he would supervise Li Chunshou in the future. When Chunshou was in good health, he couldn't stand on his feet.

"Ah..." Li Chunshou flinched when he heard the cafeteria, and then said confidently: "You go and pack it up for me, I won't go to the cafeteria!"

"Go down together, I have a separate box in the cafeteria."

"I don't..."

"I don't want the office to smell of food." Wu Zhuma said.

Hearing this, Li Chunshou felt that Wu Zhuma attached great importance to his working environment, so when the words of refusal came to his lips, Li Chunshou held his breath and swallowed the complete objection back.

"Bastard! Stupid hat!" Li Chunshou closed the computer and jumped, cursing, but in action he still picked up the peaked cap on the sofa, obediently stood beside Wu Zhuma and waited for Wu Zhuma to lead the way.

The corners of Wu Zhuma's mouth curled up slightly, then she took Li Chunshou's hand and pushed open the office door.

Li Chunshou intended to wave away Wu Zhuma, but after Wu Zhuma opened the door, Li Chunshou stuck it on Wu Zhuma's back like a sticker, because he could still feel the sight of others, Li Chunshou Chunshou lowered his head, his expression became even more unhappy, and the hand held by Wu Zhuma just squeezed it back more vigorously.

Because he doesn't look at the road, being led by Wu Zhuma seems to be a matter of course.

Fortunately, Wu Zhuma did not cheat Li Chunshou, he did have a special box in the company cafeteria, once he entered the box and closed the door, Li Chunshou immediately picked up the remote control of the air conditioner and adjusted the temperature to the lowest level, and his hat was also taken off by him Come down and fan the wind.

Wu Zhuma over there has already gone to get lunch, and here Li Chunshou leaned on the back of his chair and opened Weibo, uploading a pot of small green radishes and the desktop of his desk that he just took in Wu Zhuma's office.

Professor V: A certain person forced me to accompany him to work in the company. Today I have experienced what is the "sit shift" of an office worker.

As for the weibo post in the morning whose data skyrocketed due to popular searches, he ignored it.

——It's not that I don't want to care about it, the main reason is that this kind of heat is too ethereal. If you are embarrassed by it, nothing good will happen.

Li Chunshou wants to be an Internet celebrity, but he doesn't want to be a black celebrity or take a hypocritical route.Although he is a rough guy who can be hard-boiled, but generally speaking, he still has to choose a way that is comfortable for him before he can go far.

His goal is not just a flash in the pan!

"Eat." Wu Zhuma pressed Li Chunshou's hand playing with his mobile phone, and then returned several dishes to Li Chunshou. Seeing that Li Chunshou didn't even take the chopsticks, he handed Li Chunshou the dishes .

"Give me sweet and sour pork tenderloin, and a spoonful of tomato scrambled eggs." Li Chunshou put his mobile phone in his pocket with his mouth flattened, and then waited for Wu Zhuma to serve him like an uncle, without any embarrassment at all The place.

He has a sweet taste, and Wu Zhuma has a spicy taste. The two of them couldn't eat together, but Wu Zhuma would follow his taste every time, and Li Chunshou got used to it as time went by.

"I'll feed you?" Wu Zhuma said, and actually made a spoonful of rice and vegetables and handed it to Li Chunshou, as if taking care of Li Chunshou as a little friend who had been paralyzed in bed for many years.

"Aww!" Li Chunshou took a bite, and then took the spoon from Wu Zhuma's hand to catch it, and then he mumbled while chewing: "No need!"

Li Chunshou's mouth was bulging. Since the beard around his mouth was shaved off, his whole face became smoother, and the bulging place when he was eating also made people want to poke.Li Chunshou himself is a very delicate man, although he always has a lot of expressions, but it still does not damage his good looks. It can be said that no matter how much Li Chunshou uses his face, he has never collapsed.

"I sent the short story I will post tonight to your mobile phone. Remember to check to see if there is anything you can't post. If it's okay, I'll make a schedule." Li Chunshou put it down after eating eight minutes full After removing the bowls and chopsticks, he said to Wu Zhuma who was still eating slowly.

During Wu Zhuma's meeting, Li Chunshou, in addition to writing the manuscript of his current published article, also spent a little time writing a short story of [-] characters.

As for what was written, of course it was the love life between him and Wu Zhuma (retouched).

Li Chunshou and Wu Zhuma have known each other for 20 years. In these 20 years, there are many things to write, which is much easier to write than the current novel text, so he also writes very quickly.

Wu Zhuma stopped eating suddenly, then put down the spoon in her left hand, and went directly to get the mobile phone, it seemed that she wanted to inspect the goods on the spot.

"Hey, hey, what are you reading before you finish eating!" Wu Zhuma knows that Li Chunshou can read her own novel, but reading it while eating is really too much, even if he is Li Chunshou, he will Are you ashamed?

"I'm done eating." Wu Zhuma put down her chopsticks and continued to unlock the phone.

"No! You didn't." Now it was Li Chunshou's turn to push Wu Zhuma's cell phone aside, and quickly fed Wu Zhuma a bite of food into his mouth.

Wu Zhuma ate the vegetable leaves that Li Chun gave him in a daze, then raised her eyebrows: "Continue to feed."

Li Chunshou: "...I advise you not to push yourself too far."

"Then let me see what you wrote first."

"Put down your phone! Open your mouth! Eat meat!!"

Wu Zhuma: ^o^ ah~