I am the apex of the bamboo horse

—You can't make me act like nothing happened.

When Li Chunshou said this, Wu Zhuma was stunned for a while.

"You mean...?" Wu Zhuma's voice was very soft, cautious from top to bottom, he gently pulled the chair beside him, and then sat in front of Li Chunshou, and Li Chunshou Chun Shou face to face.

"Do you still want me to say it?" Li Chunshou wiped his eyes with the back of his hand in dissatisfaction. The gesture was very rude and a little embarrassed, and he was a little angry for no reason: "It's all said here, we are now of course It’s time to have a serious relationship! This is the fake show that often happens in dramas. It can be said that I am worthy of my fans, and I will be more calm when I earn their money in the future!"

Wu Zhuma: ...

"I didn't know before that you wanted to sleep with me. I just said that it's so strange that you asked me to masturbate for you these two times. Feelings are just coveting my beauty! Today you still lied to me to go to the hotel..." Li Chunshou replied Talking here, thinking of what shameful things he and Wu Zhuma did in broad daylight, I felt both shy and a little bit annoyed.

This kind of mood is like when you and the other party are buddies, but the other party wants to sleep with you. After you have been tricked, you still have no way to deal with this trick. The most annoying thing is that he can't refuse Wu Zhuma at all.

"I love you." Wu Zhuma didn't care about Li Chunshou's anger to cover up his shy words, he grabbed Li Chunshou's hands with a smile, held them to his chest, and said to Li Chunshou without hesitation The word "love" came out.

Wu Zhuma's words blocked what Li Chunshou wanted to say next. At this moment, Li Chunshou completely forgot what he wanted to say just now. He only felt a light flash in his head. Only a piece of white light remained in his mind, covering all his thoughts, making him completely led by Wu Zhuma, almost forgetting himself.

"Stupid hat!" Seeing Wu Zhuma's smug face, Li Chunshou became angry, so he was going to give Wu Zhuma a defenseless iron head attack, but Wu Zhuma seemed to have the ability to predict. Before Chunshou's head hit him, he held Li Chunshou's head one step at a time, and even lifted it up and pressed it down. Li Chunshou couldn't attack, but Wu Zhuma kissed him violently. One bite, when his lips touched the soft touch, Li Chunshou's eyes widened at first, then his body became softer and weaker, and his eyes closed uncontrollably.

Wu Zhuma noticed Li Chunshou's obedience, so the tough but gentle kiss immediately turned into a storm, Li Chunshou was panting and was tossed by Wu Zhuma, and when the two of them separated, Li Chunshou Chunshou's mouth was already swollen.

"You bastard, what are you doing!" Li Chunshou covered his mouth with tears in his eyes, and complained vaguely. He felt that his mouth was so numb and painful. This first kiss was not at all what he imagined. .

Shouldn't the first kiss be the kind of pink bubbles flying in the sky, the cherry blossoms falling on the top of the head, the breeze blowing the sleeves, and the affection for each other, right?This rude beast mark kiss is too much!

"Kiss you." Wu Zhuma licked her lips, after looking forward to it for so long, she finally put Mama Li Chunshou into her territory. For Wu Zhuma, this kiss was actually full of a sense of ritual.

But the embarrassing thing is that he has a lot of theoretical knowledge, but he has a bit of a bump in practice. He can make Li Chunshou so comfortable during the day because he has practiced it himself, but kissing really can only be said to be instinctive.

Although this is not a perfect kiss, but looking at Li Chunshou's moist and bright eyes because of anger, Wu Zhuma's heart has already softened into a puddle of spring water, and she can't wait to throw Li Chunshou on the bed and continue to kiss .

But don't say that their parents are outside now, Li Chunshou, who is just a little bit annoyed now, probably doesn't want to let him do this.

Li Chunshou was a bit maladapted to Wu Zhuma's shamelessness. He really didn't know how to respond. Li Chunshou blushed and snorted directly at Wu Zhuma, then crossed his legs on the chair and turned sideways to watch Mobile phone, just don't look at Wu Zhuma.

"What are you doing?" In addition to the breathing of the two of them in the room now, there are the occasional message prompts popping up from Li Chunshou's mobile phone. Wu Zhuma knows that Li Chunshou is shy now, but seeing that Li Chunshou is now Ignoring him, Wu Zhuma couldn't help hoping that Li Chunshou would focus on him.

How can I say that the two of them officially confirmed their relationship today? Isn't it a bit too much to be so indifferent on the first day of confirming their relationship?

"..." Li Chunshou was silent for a while, and then said sullenly: "Post Weibo."

After Wu Zhuma got the answer, she raised her eyebrows, and didn't continue talking because Li Chunshou ignored him. Instead, she focused on her mobile phone. He was really curious what Weibo Li Chunshou would post now. .

Xiaozhi V: My parents found out about my relationship with Zhuzi. I thought I would be in mixed doubles. I didn’t expect them to bless us right away. Now I still feel like I’m living in a dream.

After sending out these words, every punctuation mark has a feeling that Li Chunshou is very absent-minded. As he himself said, it seems that he is still living in a dream. , also forwarded and commented:

Husband of Xiaoshou's family: I am very happy. //Xiaozhi V: My parents found out about my relationship with Zhuzi. I thought I would be in mixed doubles. I didn’t expect them to bless us right away. Now I still seem to be living in a dream.

Li Chunshou also quickly posted on Wu Zhuma's Weibo. After all, Wu Zhuma had been set as a special concern by him before, so among a bunch of forwarded comments, Li Chunshou was the first one to see Wu Zhuma. Zhuma's Weibo.

"Huh." Li Chunshou hummed in a low voice after reading it. There was a bit of shyness in this arrogant voice. In the end, Wu Zhuma couldn't hold it back. Li Chunshou picked him up directly, and threw Li Chunshou onto the bed with Li Chunshou's cross-legged movement.

"???! Hey!!" Li Chunshou was so frightened that he almost lost his soul. He threw himself on the bed and turned his head, complaining and yelling at Wu Zhuma in panic, and Wu Zhuma stepped forward to hold him down Li Chunshou, this action is what they often do in the past, but now the relationship between the two of them has changed, and Li Chunshou's inner activities are no longer as straight as before. He is still a little uncomfortable with this kind of behavior. Because of the change of relationship, I wanted to push Wu Zhuma away.

"Don't look at the phone, look at me more." Wu Zhuma pressed Li Chunshou, said in a low voice, with a little patience, and said, he also took away the phone from Li Chunshou's hand, and threw it in the at the corner of the bed.

"I'm getting tired of seeing you every day!" Li Chunshou said angrily.

"Then let me see you, I'm not tired of watching it yet." Wu Zhuma said with a smile, and kissed Li Chunshou's cheek with his head down. Li Chunshou wanted to dodge, but he was held by Wu Zhuma Within his hands, there was nowhere to hide, and soon, Li Chunshou's face was covered with the smell of Wu Zhuma's saliva.

"You bastard!!" In a fit of rage, Li Chunshou raised his feet and clamped Wu Zhuma's waist directly, and then he stood up and turned defeat into victory when Wu Zhuma didn't react, and overwhelmed Wu Zhuma. "See what you're proud of!"

Li Chunshou, who was sitting on Wu Zhuma's body, was a little proud, but after seeing the smile on Wu Zhuma's face, his complacency turned into embarrassment, but even though he felt that the shame of this posture became more and more shaky with the wavering in his heart, Growing up, Li Chunshou was not prepared to leave Wu Zhuma now.

Just now Wu Zhuma made trouble with him so much, it should be a matter of course for him to fight back, right?

Thinking of this, Li Chunshou wanted to imitate Wu Zhuma's treatment of himself just now, and also wanted to make Wu Zhuma's face drooling. The moment he lowered his head, there was a knock on the door of the room.

"Xiaoshou, Bamboo, we cut some fruit, do you want to eat?" The voice outside the door was Chen Xiaowen's voice, her words were full of concern and curiosity, and Li Chunshou jumped down immediately.

Li Chunshou felt a little embarrassed for no reason, and after tidying up his messy clothes and hair under the bed, he went forward to open the door.

"Aunt Xiaowen, I'm here!"

Li Chunshou who opened the door smiled shyly at Chen Xiaowen, then he took the fruit platter from Chen Xiaowen and walked back into the room. He thought his every movement was very natural, and Chen Xiaowen would definitely not They will know what he and Wu Zhuma did in the house just now.

But Li Chunshou, who didn't look in the mirror, would never know what kind of state he really looks like now.

At this time, although Li Chun's clothes and hairstyles had been tidied up briefly, the disturbance just now was too fierce and the tidying time was too short, so they were still a bit messy after all.More importantly, Li Chunshou was kissed fiercely by Wu Zhuma for a while, and now his lips are flushed and a little moist, his eyes are even more moist and innocent, and the rosiness on his cheeks is also imaginative.

Chen Xiaowen, whose children are all in their 20s, of course knew what was going on, but she still didn't say it out of the child's shyness.But before closing the door, she quietly put her head into the room, and then said in a voice that sounded soft but could be heard by everyone:

"Well, when you want that or something, remember to take protective measures. Don't get hurt or get sick."

After speaking, Chen Xiaowen didn't intend to see how Li Chunshou and Wu Zhuma would react, so she quickly closed the door and left.

Li Chunshou blushed, he didn't even think about what to do with Wu Zhuma now? ? ?

But Wu Zhuma is not, he touched his chin thoughtfully, and then said to Li Chunshou: "My mother is right, it is the first time for us, we have to prepare well."

"Get ready you ghost! I'm going back to code!!" Li Chunshou grabbed the pillow on the bed and threw it on Wu Zhuma, then quickly ate half of the fruit on the plate and ran outside, as he said That way I want to go back to code.

But when he ran out of Wu Zhuma's room, the four parents who were chatting happily in the living room immediately looked at him, and their eyes suddenly focused, which made Li Chunshou suddenly feel a little flustered.

"...Be restrained." It was Wu Jiashan who broke the silence, and Wu Jiashan said to Wu Zhuma who came out with Li Chunshou. These words were very discouraging, and no one present did not know him. What are you discouraging.

Li Chunshou covered his face, feeling as if his face was gone. After glaring at Wu Zhuma, he quickly said: "Parents, uncles and aunts, I have to go to work, goodbye!"

Then he ran out the door without giving any reaction to the few people in the room.

Wu Zhuma leisurely followed up with her pockets in her pocket, then nodded politely to the four parents, and said, "I'm sorry, Xiaoshou is a little shy, I have to coax her."

Wu Jiashan & Chen Xiaowen: ...the son is awesome.

Li Guofu & Zhang Lulu: ...why are you so upset all of a sudden! ! !

Li Chunshou originally wanted to lock Wu Zhuma out of the door when he got home, but he knew that as long as he really did this, Wu Zhuma would knock on the door loudly, and finally his parents had to give the key to Wu Zhuma Zhuma, imagining that scene, Li Chunshou felt that he was not very reconciled, so he still let Wu Zhuma in.

After Wu Zhuma entered, she gently closed the door.He didn't speak, but just looked at Li Chunshou quietly. Li Chunshou seemed to be stared at by Wu Zhuma's eyes, and his body couldn't move for some reason.

I saw Wu Zhuma walking towards him slowly, he opened his hands and hugged Li Chunshou into his arms, Li Chunshou accepted them silently, he was not as angry as he imagined, even when Wu Zhuma was warm He sighed softly in his arms.

This stinky bamboo can really provoke trouble.

The author has something to say: Thank you Ryuge for the grenades and mines!Thank you boss for your likes!