Lao Tzu is the Secretary of the Base

Li Haoran only remembers three things most deeply about his childhood:

The first thing happened when he was five years old. Mr. Li and Li Haoran's ten-year-old elder brother Li Haotian brought back a three-year-old boy—Qi Ye.From that day on, Li Haoran had a younger brother.

Li Haoran still remembers Qi Ye's tender appearance when he was three years old, especially easy to bully.For a long time, Li Haoran took Qi Ye by his side like a doll, washing his face with saliva at least five times a day.In the end, it was after Li Haoran accidentally bit Qi Ye's face with small teeth marks that Li Haotian found out and stopped him in time.

Afterwards, due to his elder brother's prestige, Li Haoran had no choice but to look at Qi Ye's lovely face with aggrieved eyes.Occasionally, taking advantage of his elder brother's absence, he would take Qi Ye's hand, abduct him behind a small tree in the courtyard, and secretly kiss him or her.

Those days were the happiest in Li Ergong's memory.

The second incident happened when Li Haoran was seven years old.

It was a sunny summer, Li Haoran's first summer vacation in primary school.Li Haoran was the first in the class for an unprecedented time, so Mr. Li invited the friends around him to hold a water fight ice cream party for Li Haoran.Ye Huang, the only young master of the Ye family who is one year older than Li Haoran, took an ice cream and sat in a raincoat while reading the sealed documents he brought—these were the homework assignments given to him by Mr. Ye.Li Er didn't bother to participate in the water battle that brats like Li Er liked.

Anna, an only child of the same age as Li Haoran, also wore a mini bikini specially bought for the water battle. At this time, she was wearing a bright yellow floral skirt, showing off her beauty all over the room.

The rest are some children in the class.

When the water battle started, Anna was afraid of soiling her flowery skirt, and was reluctant to take off her new skirt so quickly, so she sat on the small stool next to Ye Huang with an ice cream in her hand, looking cute and cute.

Li Haoran at that time, even though he was young, his romantic nature had already appeared.Qi Ye beside him was protected by his elder brother, so he couldn't do anything; so he set his sights on the soft and lovely Anna.

Qi Ye was five years old at the time. He knew his background, so he was very serious in everything he did, and he often looked like a little adult, which made people feel very distressed.So now Qi Ye just stood aside obediently, watching Li Haoran like a wild horse with prolapsed anus, shuttling among a group of little kids.

When Li Haoran had had enough of being wild, he habitually returned to Qi Ye's side, holding Qi Ye's little hand.

"How about it, brother is amazing!"

"Well, the second brother is amazing." Xiao Qiye's eyes were shining, which made the second son of Li's heart arouse again. He looked left and right to see if his elder brother was not nearby, and stretched out his hand to hug Qi Ye's head. There were two clicks on the tender little face.

Qi Ye smiled sweetly, tugged on Li Haoran's clothes, blushing, "Second Brother, who is that little girl? She's so pretty."

Li Haoran turned his head and saw Anna, who was full of princess breath, and raised his head: "That is Anna, and she will be my wife in the future!"

Xiao Qiye's face suddenly changed, bit his lips, looked at Li Haoran and said innocently and unwillingly: "The children in the kindergarten class said that the daughter-in-law is only after she lifts her skirt, she is not the second brother's daughter-in-law!"

"Why not? Look, I'm going to lift her skirt!"

Li Haoran was a monkey when he was a child, he was not afraid of the sky and the earth, except for the old man who had a magic spell, no one else could restrain him—Li Haotian?It's not here.

So Second Young Master Li twisted his buttocks and jumped at Anna who was sitting next to Ye Huang like a baby. He lifted off Anna's princess dress with lightning speed, and stuck his head in. -go!

"what--!"

Anna screamed, a pair of calves were kicked by Li Haoran unceremoniously, and two red dragons came out of the hole.Even Ye Huang on the side took a picture of Li Ergong's forehead with a folder, and said angrily: "If you are old enough to be a hooligan, you deserve a beating, right?"

The Second Young Master Li, who was the most injured in this incident, stood there dumbfounded and accepted the baptism of the storm for a few seconds, then turned around and ran back to Qi Ye, without saying a word, he pulled Qi Ye to make a detour Behind the small tree that has grown a lot.

"Second brother?"

"Don't move, let me see!"

The Second Young Master Li didn't give Qi Ye a chance to refuse at all, he stretched out his hand to reach his waistband when he pulled Qi Ye over.Qi Ye was wearing shorts with suspenders, but the children's pants were all elastic waist-shrinking, so they would open as soon as they were pulled.

Yes, Li Haoran pulled off Qi Ye's waistband - even the waistband of his underwear.Then he looked down at the limp little bird seriously.His face changed several times.

"Second brother?" Qi Ye seemed a little scared, but he didn't stop Li Haoran.

Li Haoran raised his head, loosened the waistband of his trousers, and snapped it back.The pain caused Qi Ye to wrinkle his face, but he didn't dare to say anything.

Li Haoran put his hands on Qi Ye's shoulders, and said with a small face, "Qi Ye, you will be my wife from now on. From now on, you can only show me your little bird, you understand?"

"Yeah, I know!" Qi Ye laughed immediately, and turned his head to see Anna who was sobbing and crying, and smiled even more happily, her eyebrows and eyes were curved, she was so innocent and cute.

This incident can be said to be the most significant turning point in Li Ergongzi's life.

And the third incident was when Li Haoran was 12 years old.

He watched the first porno in his life, and it was a difficult one involving two men and one woman.But the one caught in the middle was not the woman, but one of the handsome men.

Li Haoran is 12 years old, and his sexuality has accumulated with age, so he understands some of these things, so the eyes of the second son of Li can't stop lingering between the man and the woman in the middle.

I declare that at the end of his childhood at the age of 12, Mr. Li opened a door to a new world—it turns out that the place where men use to defecate is multifunctional.

The above, coupled with Mr. Li's stick and Li Haotian's teachings, as well as Mrs. Li's trendy indoctrination history, made the second son Li a beautiful childhood.

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"Don't tell me, you came to me today to watch the album?" Li Haotian brought two cans of cold beer over, threw one to his brother on the sofa, and took the other and sat across the sofa.After pulling it away with a puff, he took a sip, and the heat dissipated immediately.

Li Haoran leaned on the sofa in a distorted manner, opened the thick photo album and covered his chest, and sighed: "Ye Bingcuo suddenly settled down, I am not expressing this out of emotion, let me miss the good times when everyone was in the bachelor group Well."

"I missed it when I was three or five years old?" Li Haotian put it bluntly: "Are you making Qi Ye angry again?"

Li Haoran sat up from the sofa, with a bitter expression on his face: "I don't know where I recruited him again. You said that you were so cute when you were young, how come you have such virtues when you grow up?"

Li Haotian didn't take it seriously, and said with a smile: "Look yourself in the mirror first, and ask yourself how you have developed such a virtue. When you find out the answer, maybe you will be able to understand Qi Ye's change."

Li Haoran put down the album, drank a few sips of beer, and flirted with his brother: "Let me stay tonight."

"No, with your current reputation, I don't want to mess with flies."

"Damn! We are brothers!"

"So, your unscrupulousness has already caused the paparazzi to cross the boundary of morality and ethics." Li Haotian stood up, walked to the refrigerator, opened the refrigerator door and said, "Get out after dinner. The meat sauce fried with the old lady delivered two days before the night, the noodles are very delicious, it’s cheap for you kid."

Li Haoran immediately exploded: "Fuck! Why don't you send me a can!"

Li Haotian rolled his eyes: "With your quick-frozen dumplings that can be boiled into noodles, it's a waste of things."

Li Haoran fell back on the sofa again, with a look of an abandoned cabbage, and complained: "Brother, tell me the truth, in fact, I am the one our family picked up."

The answer was an apple thrown by Li Haotian from the sky.

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Let’s open the pit, [Because there is no manuscript, the code is now ┭┮﹏┭┮] So... I will try to be punctual...

I am very hardworking, right! !

In addition, the update time of the extra episode of the president's chapter is uncertain.

Sometimes when the episode is posted, it will stop here for a day [I am not a codeword machine, the working party really does not have enough time]

To be honest, the last article has not been updated, I think it’s great →_→

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