Lao Tzu is the Secretary of the Base

Although Li Haoran told his brother that he didn't know how to make Qi Ye angry, he still knew that he broke Qi Ye's rules.

Li Haoran knew that he was quite unscrupulous, and he felt quite proud of having the title of a flamboyant dude.But the only one who didn't dare to tell his elder brother and the old man was his adopted younger brother, a flirtatious dude.So, naturally, he would not tell Li Haotian that he would go to Qi Ye's apartment to 'borrow' from time to time.

The only rule of staying here is: no one is allowed to bring people back for the night.

Li Haoran still remembers the scary expression on Qi Ye's expression when he told him about the rules.

So even though Li Haoran felt that this rule was a bitch, he never broke it.However, to Li Haoran, this taboo is like a locked box, if an adult tells you 'don't open it', the more itchy he feels.The careless Li Haoran finally brought back a beautiful girl last night when Qi Ye said he would not come back from overtime.

After several rounds of fighting in the room, Li Haoran suddenly felt that the opened box was meaningless.Then the danger signal of 'breaking Qi Ye's rules' finally reached his head, and it was still early in the morning, Li Haoran got up in a panic and told Da Mei Niu to pack up and leave.

But people are so unlucky that they can get stuffed between their teeth when they drink water.

Li Haoran was picking up the clothes that the beautiful girl had taken off before in the living room, and finally ran into Qi Ye who had come back from overtime, and Qi Ye was still holding Li Haoran's favorite Liu's cold noodles in his hand.

Then, Second Young Master Li was thrown out by Qi Ye together with Da Mei Niu, oh, yes, and that bowl of cold noodles.

Coming out of Li Haotian's house, Li Haoran was unhappy - he faintly felt that Qi Ye seemed to be really angry this time.

He and Qi Ye have maintained this bed partner relationship for ten years.In the beginning, he was the one who attacked Qi Ye. Of course, he couldn't blame others for being eaten. Besides, he enjoyed it a lot later on.

And in these ten years, Qi Ye has always known his temperament, and even helped him deal with rotten peach blossoms and so on.He was also very moved, so when Qi Ye was angry, he had never resisted the teasing he played with him.Li Haoran feels that Qi Ye is a bit sadistic, so when he is still willing to torment you, it means that he hasn't really gotten angry yet.

can now.Li Haoran took out his mobile phone, the text box was full of text messages he sent to Qi Ye, but there was no reply.

Li Haoran thought for a while, and decided to ask his elder brother Ye Huang for help. He called and was quickly picked up.

"Hey, Ye Bing—"

"Li Er, if you dare to disturb me at this time in the future, I will destroy you!" Ye Huang's voice was cold and hoarse, and there seemed to be a faint sob beside him.

"Crack!" The phone hung up.

Li Haoran thought about it silently, and then sweated——Brother is indeed a big brother, what time is it now, and it started.

But Qi Ye can't just leave it alone, it will be the old man's birthday in three days, if the old man sees something by then, he will definitely be scolded, and even his pocket money will probably be lost.

Li Haoran drove the car to the downstairs of Qi Ye's apartment. This is a garden-style apartment complex, very quiet and suitable for rest.

Li Haoran's equipment is all ready - trumpets, white roses, a box of SM supplies.

Li Haoran called Qi Ye first, and after two rings, he was decisively cut off.

"Damn! I can't cure you anymore." Li Haoran felt suffocated. The little follower behind his buttocks when he was a child, now his wings are stiff, and he flirted with him. Have you made peace?

"Don't answer my phone, right? Then don't blame me."

In summer, the sun is long, and it is seven o'clock in the evening, but the sky is still bright, and there are people who come back from get off work to rest, and they all walk in the garden and walk their dogs, which is very lively.

Li Haoran first bowed a bouquet of white roses into a crooked heart shape, then he held a large bunch in his hands, and there was an exquisitely wrapped gift box at his feet, with a beautiful bow tied on it.

Second Young Master Li's battle immediately attracted many people.Some people started talking about it—yo, is this a marriage proposal?

There are grandpas and aunts who like to make fun of, and they are still cheering and applauding for Mr. Li, smiling blushingly, young man, come on!

Li Haoran chuckled, scratched his head, then grabbed the horn attached to his waist, and pointed it to his mouth.

"Ahem..." The special electric sound of the trumpet wafted around, and the voices of the people in the garden disappeared instantly, and they all looked over with great interest—this is a high-end apartment area, so naturally there is very little such fun .

"Qi Ye! Forgive me, I was wrong!" As soon as Second Young Master Li spoke, eyebrows were raised around him.

"Isn't that Qi Ye the secretary to the president of the Li Group? Mom, it's the one you ordered a room full of baby toys from someone else last time." A woman reminded an old lady next to her.

The old lady also came back to her senses, and then her face was a little strange: "Well, isn't that a man?"

Here, Li Haoran continued howling: "I promise, I won't break the rules again next time. When I live in your house, I will never bring women or men back, and I will be obedient! Qi Ye, please forgive me! Qi Ye, I Wrong!"

After this roar, the whole scene became cold.

The aunts and uncles who cheered with red faces all showed contemptuous expressions, and some people accused Li Haoran: "Young man, you are too insignificant! Why are you with others and take them back? This is too outrageous, you I still have the face to apologize to others, do you have such an apology!"

Li Haoran was also wronged, holding the horn and tilting his head to avoid the uncle's excited saliva, said with a bitter face: "Master, you misunderstood, the one I apologized to is my younger brother."

The uncle was dumbfounded, and the aunt smiled: "Hahaha, I said you are so funny, young man, how can you have a date with your younger brother. Won't you take it back to your home?"

Li Haoran smirked with a missing piece of his head: "Hey, isn't that because my house was surrounded by two sisters who found out that I was cheating on you?"

Whoosh—.The cold wind blows, everything is quiet.

The faces of the aunt and the uncle are as if they have eaten a fly. Looking at Li Haoran's eyes, the word'scum' is written in red, and the people around them all backed away a few steps, for fear of getting caught. Residue.

Li Haoran didn't feel weird at all, and continued to speak.

"Qi Ye, please forgive me, Qi Ye, I was wrong, if you don't forgive me, I will howl here all night, Qi Ye, I—"

"Whoosh-!"

There was the sound of breaking wind, and then there was the clang of a sword.

With a stiff neck, Li Haoran slowly lowered his head, and looked at a fruit knife stuck five centimeters away from his left foot, with a bit of orange flesh sticking to the blade.

The people around were terrified, and they were all dumbfounded——Is this shit trying to kill you?

Several women were about to scream, when Li Haoran's cell phone rang first, interrupting the opportunity to scream.So the crowd was eerily quiet.

Li Haoran picked up the phone silently, and heard Qi Ye's voice say indifferently: "One more howl, and I'll cut off two ounces of flesh between your legs."

Then there was a smacking sound followed by the sound of hanging up the phone - dare the person above is still eating oranges and watching the fun?

Li Haoran died down, put his horn back in the car, and called Qi Ye.This time, Qi Ye answered it mercifully, with a moist voice, it seems that the oranges he ate just now are quite moist: "You still want to apologize?"

Li Haoran was aggrieved: "Don't you accept it? Fortunately, I brought you a gift."

"Oh, a gift?" Qi Ye curled his mouth, but his tone was cold, just listening to the sound was scary.It would never have occurred to him that the owner of this voice was leaning against the window and looking at the computer. In the computer was the aggrieved image of Second Young Master Li huddled in the car silently tearing flower petals.This angle is obviously the picture of the driving monitor.

Li Haoran nodded while dragging the exquisitely packaged box to his hand, and said, "Yes, I bought the cat tail you mentioned last time. So what, I'll bring it to you?"

"Release the doorman. That's it."

Papa, the phone hung up, Li Er was stunned, wanted to be angry but lacked energy, so he obediently let the guard go, and before he left, he also took away the fruit knife stuck in the ground--if he accidentally hurt others, he would Not good isn't it.

After Li Ergong's flamboyant sports car left, Qi Ye went downstairs in casual attire, and brought back a gift box from the guard. On the way back, he also received sympathy and condolences from the neighbors.Everyone said: Such a good young man has such an unreliable elder brother, it is so pitiful, it must be that he has been tossed too hard.But don't play with knives next time, it's not good to hurt too many people, next time you'll take them into the house and whip them directly.

Qi Ye nodded with a gentle smile, and waited patiently for the aunt and uncle to finish caring before returning to the house.

When Secretary Qi returned to the room, his smile changed immediately, and the corners of his mouth only changed an arc, immediately bringing out a somewhat intimidating spirit.

With Qi Ye's slender fingers, he picked open the wrapping bag of the gift box, opened layers of wrapping paper, and then saw the things lying inside - the fluffy cat ears, the flickable cat tail with beads and remote control , a pair of fluffy cat claw gloves and foot covers, and even six cat whiskers that can be attached to the face.A small box next to it reads a gift, and inside is a box of taro-flavored lubricant.

Qi Ye let out a chuckle, then threw the box aside, watching the little red dot on the computer move little by little, and then stopped in one place.

"My family." Qi Ye chuckled, he had already guessed why Li Haoran made such an appearance today, and how to play it three days later, he must make his "second brother" wag his cat's tail at him gratefully. .

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