Difficult to raise a reborn child

When it came to bathing, Zheng Jie’s cleanliness relapsed again. He hadn’t taken a good bath for a week in the wild. Although he cleaned it up with cleaning spells every day, cleanliness was a problem in his heart. He felt itchy all over his body. Liu Bin went to the bathroom: "Yes, it's time to wash up."

Liu Bin wants to cry but has no tears, which pot he can't open and which pot he lifts. Cleanliness is a disease that can be cured!He swears against cleanliness!

After taking a bath, Liu Bin was rubbed all over by Zheng Jie, making his teeth itchy with anger, Nima, where is the agreed bathroom H?How did it turn into a bathhouse for scrubbing!

Zheng Jie took a good bath for Liu Bin, and the old man lay down and ordered: "Quickly give the old man a good rub, or you will see how I deal with you today."

Liu Bin turned into a little daughter-in-law, picked up a towel and gave Zheng Jie a bath, rubbing the oil while rubbing, oops, I really wanted to lick it instead of a towel, it was really cheap.If it weren't for the fear that Zheng Jie's old mistakes would recur, Liu Bin would definitely be able to kneel and lick.

After Liu Bin helped Zheng Jie take a bath and confirmed that both of them were clean, it was absolutely impossible to let Zheng Jie's cleanliness flare up again. Finally, he couldn't help stretching out his claws, lifted Zheng Jie's foot, and kissed him on it. a mouthful.

Zheng Jie's heart throbbed for a while, and he kicked away reflexively.Liu Bin flew backwards with a bang, hit the wall and slid to the ground!

After Liu Bin flew out, Zheng Jie realized that a carp straightened up and went to help Liu Bin: "How is it? Does the headache hurt?"

Liu Bin's rippling little thoughts were kicked away, and he looked at Zheng Jie tearfully: "You murdered!"

Zheng Jie hugged Liu Bin with a guilty conscience: "I didn't realize it for a while, who told you to do that, please say it first next time."

Liu Bin has nothing to do with his parents. This kind of thing depends on the atmosphere and mood, how could he say it in advance!Do you have to say before kissing every time: "Are you ready? I'm going to kiss you!"

This day can't be passed!Liu Bin was so angry that he wanted to run away from home!

Zheng Jie picked up Liu Bin and walked to the bed, put him on the bed, checked his whole body, and breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that he was fine.

Liu Bin was about to get out of bed and carry out his plan to run away from home, but before he could act, Zheng Jie raised his foot and lightly touched his instep with his lips.

Liu Bin was dumbfounded, his heart was trembling, his face was flushed, and he stammered, "You...you...you don't feel dirty!"

Zheng Jie never thought that he would do this kind of thing again. He was like a slave just now, treating Liu Bin as a belief, as a god, kissing his toes, and willing to do anything for him.

But seeing Liu Bin's blushing face and the unbelievable surprise on his face, his heart was filled with happiness, almost overflowing his chest.He kissed Liu Bin's cute and tender toes again: "What Binbin can do for me, I can naturally do for Binbin!"

Liu Bin's heart palpitations were severe, and his heart was still pounding. He finally understood why Zheng Jie's reaction was so loud just now.

He quickly retracted his feet, threw himself on Zheng Jie, kissed Zheng Jie's lips, blushed and said shyly, "Don't kiss that, I'm so nervous."

Zheng Jie held Liu Bin tightly in his arms: "Listen, I am the same."

Listening to Zheng Jie's strong heartbeat, Liu Bin suddenly felt at ease.

Exchange one heart for the other, we are a match made in heaven.

Early the next morning, after breakfast, Zheng Jie and Liu Bin bought some raw meat for Mao Qiudiao from the cafeteria.

When the two of them arrived at Mao Qiu Diao's nest, they found that Qin Qin and Zhu Yunyun were already there with Mao Qiu Diao.As soon as the Mao Qiu Diao saw its owner, it immediately abandoned its two playmates and acted like a baby around the owner.

Liu Bin opened the special food box for the fur ball sculpture, and there were large pieces of meat inside. Zheng Jie did not deliberately make it smaller. In Zheng Jie's opinion, even if the fur ball sculpture enters the human world, it should be kept a little bit longer. Get used to it, lest it cannot adapt to life in the wild after leaving humans.

Zheng Jie thinks this way because, as his master, what he thinks about every day is to wait for the fur ball sculpture's feathers to grow, and then send it back to the wild.

The Maoqiu sculpture was eating here, Zheng Jie and Liu Bin didn't like to see it eating, and Qin Qin and Zhu Yunyun couldn't stand the scene of eating raw flesh and blood, so the four of them moved to the pavilion by the lake to chat.

Not long after, Gu Lingfei and Zhu Yunhua also came over.

As soon as Gu Lingfei came, she looked around: "Hey, didn't they all say that you raised a vulture? Why isn't it here?"

Liu Bin rubbed his forehead and said proudly: "Senior sister also knows? The news is really well-informed. It is eating and will come over in a while."

Gu Lingfei sat down on the stone bench and said with a smile: "The school forums are full of photos and images of it. It's hard to know. Ask Yun Yun in the morning, she said that you and Zheng Jie built a nest for it in the woods. We Just come and try your luck.”

Zhu Yunyun interjected, "It requested to sign a contract with Zheng Jie on its own initiative."

Gu Lingfei was already very interested in their abducted eagle, but after hearing what Zhu Yunyun said, she became even more curious: "Tell me quickly, how they abducted it."

Seeing that Zheng Jie didn't stop, Zhu Yunyun poured beans and moved the stupid bird to attack Liu Bin, and then set fire to the bird, and the stupid bird ran away to meet again, and then said everything about relying on Zheng Jie.

Gu Lingfei listened to Zhu Yunyun and four people's experience of living in the wild for a week, her eyes lit up, and she instantly made up a bloody drama, and excitedly said to them: "Next month's school celebration, this year is your seventh and sixth class. Before Yun Yun asked me to help, now we adapt this story, isn't it just a ready-made stage play?"

Zheng Jie and Liu Bin regained their spirits immediately, sitting upright and looking at Gu Lingfei.

After returning to school yesterday afternoon, Teacher Jin announced that next month's school celebration will be held, and that all students from the [-]th and [-]th classes must participate, so as to set a good example for the younger students.As high-profile as Zheng Jie was in his previous life, he is as low-key as he is in this life. He has no interest in acting at all.Although Liu Bin loves to play, he would not be interested in the activities without Zheng Jie's participation. In the end, Zhu Yunyun was troubled by the performance.

Zhu Yunyun is also a crazy and violent woman who has no interest in such things. Unfortunately, the three men in the group have already escaped, so she had to ask her sister-in-law for help. She didn't expect her sister-in-law to make up a stage play?

Seeing that all five people were looking at her, Gu Lingfei proudly told the story she had just made up.

The plot is like this: a young couple is newly married and travels, and picks up a poor homeless beautiful woman on the side of the road.The beauty was poor, so the two took her home.Under the same roof, the beauty and the hero gradually developed a good impression of each other, and often flirted with each other.After the hostess found out, she was very angry and troubled the beauty every day. The beauty cried: "Sister, we can't help it, please help us!" The host said to his wife: "You were not like this when we got married. It's only been a few months. You become so hideous, and I don't love you anymore. I never knew that I would meet her again. She is my true love. The relationship between you and me has become a thing of the past. How can you bully her so viciously? You This jealous woman, get out of here."

Zheng Jie囧, this... is this story really based on them?There is a difference of one hundred and eight thousand miles.

Liu Bin was even more depressed, his family's Xiaojie was not the kind of bastard who wanted to change his mind.It's a pity that Liu Bin didn't know how to refute the senior sister Gu who always took good care of him.Oops, but this seems to be good, let everyone misunderstand that Zheng Jie sees different ideas, so that others will not like Zheng Jie even more, yo ho ho ho, no one will compete with me for a half-hearted man, very good!

But although he doesn't like others to fall in love with Zheng Jie, he doesn't want others to hate Zheng Jie. In Liu Bin's mind, two villains are fighting: the villain in black, "if you love him, discredit him!"Monopolize him! ';The villain in white'If you love him, you must protect him, and you can't let him be wronged'.The two villains held a fork and ping-pong-pong into a ball, and Liu Bin's tangled head grew big.

Zhu Yunyun is very grateful to Zheng Jie, and always feels that it is not good for her sister-in-law to touch Zheng Jie and Liu Bin in the dark!

She glanced at Zheng Jie, who was sitting on the side with a blank expression, and Liu Bin, who had a cloudy face. She was really not sure if they were angry, and asked Gu Lingfei with some hesitation: "Do you want to change it to 'the beauty is interested in the hero? Hooked up several times, but the male protagonist only has his own little vinegar bucket in his heart, so he simply sends the beauty away'. Isn't this more realistic?"

Liu Bin staggered and fell on Zheng Jie's body, and the two villains in his heart tied Zhu Yunyun's villain together: You are just a little vinegar bucket!Your family's little vinegar bucket!

Gu Lingfei rolled her eyes: "You write like that, what else is there to see? Can you read it?"

Zhu Yunyun thought for a while, but it was really monotonous, and she shook her head: "I don't know how to read it, but the one you mentioned is more interesting. It's just... who is the heroine and who is the female partner?"

Gu Lingfei stretched out her index finger and shook it: "No, no, we are not such stupid people. If the heroine is set on those two people, wouldn't it appear that I am not good enough?"

Zhu Yunyun was at a loss: "Then who is the protagonist?"

Gu Lingfei proudly said: "Of course it is the child of the master and the mistress."

Zhu Yunyun exclaimed: "They still have children? How could two men have children!"

Gu Lingfei knocked on the stupid aunt's head speechlessly: "When are there two men?"

Zhu Yunyun was puzzled and said, "Aren't Zheng Jie and Liu Bin two men? Could it be that Liu Bin is disguised as a man?"

Gu Lingfei slapped the table down: "Who told you that it was Zheng Jie and Liu Bin? Didn't I just think of a good story line from them! But your idea is good, just write about the hero having an affair with that beautiful woman, kiss When it was hard to part, I was about to have a shot, but found that the beautiful woman was a man in disguise! Not only did she have breasts, but she also had breasts!"

All five of them almost fell to the ground!Nima!What a strange direction this story has taken.

The author has something to say: Thanks to Anko for 30 mines,

The minefields are beautifully laid out!

It was booming. (≧▽≦)/

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Since opening this book,

My integrity has never been recovered!

I don’t plan to pick it up anymore O(∩_∩)O~