Li Fan originally wanted to ask, why are your eyes red.But she thought about it, if the other party took her question as concern, and even fell in love with her cat even more, it would be too bad.
On a silent moonlit night, the moonlight fell down and shone on the light gray hair of the mermaid, and the curled ends of the hair also flickered. Li Fan's palms and fingertips were itchy unbearably, and he didn't know why his heart throbbed.
She suppressed the heat in her heart, smirked at the mermaid twice, and then started laughing.Li Fan pointed to the crescent moon in the sky, showing a pure face: "The moonlight is so beautiful tonight."
After finishing speaking, Li Fan choked on himself.She once saw in the search engine that there was a saying in the land city that saying "the moonlight is beautiful" to the other party is a kind of euphemistic confession.She covered her eyes in embarrassment. After saying this, she might as well ask why the mermaid hostess is so fond of the "cat".
How could I choose such a sentence to say?Will the other party misunderstand?
After Gu Yu heard this, she rolled her eyes.She walked out of the door with a pair of long legs, and stood in front of the big sack, shoulder to shoulder with Li Fan.
"Can I kick him?" Gu Yu asked in a discussing tone.
Li Fan spread his palms upwards and made a gesture of please feel free.It seems that holding grudges is a biological instinct.Let me avenge the mermaid's tail injury by herself.
Seeing the scene where the mermaid kicked the man in the sack with legs that looked no different from human beings, Li Fan sighed in his heart that "she is so magical" and heaved a sigh of relief.The mermaid seems to be an old-fashioned fish, who can't understand the puns of humans on land, and doesn't know the deep meaning of "the moonlight is so beautiful".
However, does the mermaid really not know?
The answer is no, as long as you are a mermaid, you will know that this phrase is used badly in the land city.As a mermaid, Gu Yu naturally knew the meaning of this sentence in this world.
Since she was born in this world as a mermaid, she began to feel the emotions and desires of this group.Most mermaids are good at seduction and have little sense of integrity. In their own ocean territory, it is common to change "cohabitants" frequently.A large part of them live with same-sex couples, and they will only look for the opposite sex when they want to conceive the next generation, and it is common for them to follow the fashion and follow the trend of human beings to confess.
Although Gu Yu is not one of the unrestrained members, any mermaid in the random clan is a small collection of walking love stories. After becoming the clan leader, Gu Yu will receive all kinds of normal or weird confession language and methods every now and then. .At the beginning, she had a headache how to reject those fellow clans who were releasing pheromones all over her body, and she even had to distinguish one by one whether there was her Li Fan among them.
Before she got caught ashore and waited for her silly cat, her ears were already callused, and she was about to vomit from hearing these words.
But it doesn't mean that after Li Fan said love words to Gu Yu, Gu Yu will remain indifferent.After all, it depends on who is talking about love. After Li Fan said "the moonlight is so beautiful", Gu Yu used kicks to cover up her shyness and panic.
Gu Yu didn't know when Li Fan suddenly realized that she wanted to be her well-behaved little fool again.She raised her head, facing Li Fan's slightly shining eyes and curved lips in the night.
I really want to kiss, whether it is the eyes, mouth or other parts, just a kiss is fine.
Li Fan also didn't know about these twists and turns in Gu Yu's heart, he only thought that the mermaid felt much more comfortable after kicking a few times, seeing her as expressing his gratitude.She clenched her hands into fists and raised them to the merman's chest.
Just when Gu Yu was hesitating whether to wrap his hands around the pair of claws, Li Fan's pair of fists suddenly popped out two thumbs.She heard Li Fan praise her like this: "You played well!"
It was only a matter of saying "kicked Fan Fan meowing".
Waving two thumbs in front of Gu Yu, Gu Yu sighed inwardly, "You can't speculate about cats with ordinary people's thinking", and suppressed the urge to kiss Li Fan, and asked a practical question: "This What about the sacks?"
Neighbor in the sack: "Whoa! Whoa!!"
This is because he was beaten so hard that he couldn't speak, and he was so frightened.
Li Fan kicked the sack twice lightly with his toes, and his paw translated: "He said, please let me go." Li Fan raised his head and asked the mermaid, "This guy has hurt you, and now he escaped from prison and wants to eat you, what do you say?" How to deal with it? You can also throw it into the river to feed the fish, this kind of person will be kept to harm others sooner or later."
"Woooooo!"
"Stop making noise! It's no use pretending to be pitiful!" Li Fan kicked him again, then turned around and asked, "How is it? There are two machetes here, I have a bold idea."
Gu Yu covered her mouth and yawned a little. She cried, was confessed by Li Fan, and kicked this unlucky bastard. Now she is completely sleepy, and she just wants to go back to Li Fan's bed and smell the cat's fur. A good night's sleep with the fragrance.
"Then I have a half-baked little suggestion."
"What did you say!" Li Fan had already picked up the knife that hadn't been broken, and was always ready to kill harm for the people.
"Let him go back and forth wherever he comes from." Gu Yu stretched out her hand and rubbed Li Fan's hair again and again. She couldn't see the twists of her hair, and even raised a few dull hairs.
After messing up Li Fan's hair thoroughly, Gu Yu smiled and said, "It's not worth getting blood on for such a person. Go ahead and hand it over to Guo Jia."
"Oh..." Li Fan was not disappointed when he heard this answer.This is a very "Gu Yu" answer, in line with her style.It is also very comfortable to touch the head, the strength and frequency are just right, it is worthy of a first-class massage, it is so cool that the cat wants to meow, and it is no problem to be messed up a little bit!
Wait, she treats the mermaid as her little fish again!Is the mind not sober!
Li Fan bowed left and right, and slapped his face with his palms a few times to wake himself up.Her face ached, and her brain stopped swelling. She began to recall how those people came to arrest the neighbors last time.
The last time was earlier than this time. Li Fan vaguely remembered that when the neighbor was taken away, he was taken to a place called the management office.She took out her mobile phone, turned on Haimao Navigation, and said, "Inquire about the management office."
The seven big characters in the search results made Li Fan regain half of his lost memory.That's right, it is the Land Security Management Office.It also says "working hours 8:8 am to [-]:[-] pm".
"How?" Gu Yu asked.
Li Fan handed over the phone screen and let her see the time.
"It's late, let's go tomorrow!"
"Aren't you going to work tomorrow?"
Li Fan waved his hand proudly: "Ask for leave, send people in, and maintain good public security is what a good citizen should do!"
Well, this little kitten is quite into the show and never tires of it.
Gu Yu nodded: "Alright." She glanced at the motionless sack, and said doubtfully, "He won't run away at night, right?"
As soon as Li Fan changed his playful smile, he pulled Gu Yu's wrist into the door, closed the door, and made sure that no one in the sack could hear him before he said seriously: "I'm a cat, others can't know about it, you have to promise me of."
"I promise you, I won't forget." Gu Yu nodded, feeling puzzled, they made this agreement a long time ago, why did Li Fan bring up the old matter again, is it because she is afraid that she will forget?
Li Fan let go of the smooth wrist of the mermaid, took two steps back, and transformed into a big black cat in the living room.
As for why it is not a big big black cat, it is because the living room is not too big, and Li Fan is afraid that the house will be damaged, and it will cost money to repair it.
Li Fan was full of aura, shaking the eight thick long tails behind his buttocks, and proudly said to Gu Yu: "See, I am such a cat demon!"
"I see." But what does that matter if the neighbor breaks free from the sack?
Li Fan turned around, asked the mermaid heroine to appreciate her round, fluffy and huge hairy buttocks, and revealed the answer: "That guy is already disabled, and it's not for nothing that Mount Tai is overwhelmed."
Mount Tai... overwhelmed?
"You stomped on him?"
Li Fan shook his head: "Sit on your butt!"
The heroine's face darkened: "Don't do it next time." The little fool is the cutest when he sits down in her arms in the shape of a cat and shows a silly smile. Now this cat's ass is actually felt by others, she My heart was sour, and the smile on my mouth disappeared.
ah?Li Fan watched the heroine's face change as soon as she said it, and thought: What's wrong with this fish!It's none of your business if I sit on my butt!
Li Fan's eyes widened, and he turned his head to look at the mermaid, like looking at a mentally handicapped.But why does this "retarded" expression... make her feel uneasy?
I care more and more!
"Huh?" Gu Yu asked a question from his nasal cavity.Stupid cat did this to avenge her, but she was so unhappy that she even wanted to beat the cat.What kind of look is this?Is this the way you should treat someone you like?
Li Fan suddenly felt that the mermaid's face was terrifyingly fierce, with two expressions of tenderness and sternness coexisting on this beautiful face, it was impossible to hate it, and it gave her a very familiar feeling.
She unconsciously felt guilty and weak-legged, and all her uprightness at the beginning turned into a compromise, and her attitude softened completely: "If you don't sit, then don't sit, why do you look at me like that, I will teach him to sit for you, if I used a knife, he's belching now, don't you want me to send him back to prison..."
The more he explained, the lower his voice became. In the end, Li Fan simply turned himself into a small fat meow, rubbed the mermaid's leg and walked over.
The beautiful mermaid, the weak mermaid, the ferocious mermaid, the mermaid with bad personality, the mermaid is all in my mind, can it be better?Li Fan, you hot chicken!It is said that you will not fall in love with others!
It's not the system's fault.Dan Ba only asked her to attack the heroine, but she didn't tell her to fall in love, and he didn't give her any magic to fall in love with the heroine.Now it's all her own fault.
The cat choked up twice, its nose twitched, and on its dark face, big tears rolled down from the round eye sockets.
Why are you crying? Are you being too fierce?Gu Yu secretly thought it was bad, the little fool often yelled at her, and she did nothing wrong every time, especially when the fault was really on her own, she had to apologize quickly.
"Li Fan? I'm sorry, are you angry?" Li Fan heard the mermaid behind her calling her, guessing her mind.
She's not angry, she's just, just!
Well, she was just mad.Not to the merman, but to herself.
The author has something to say: Fan Fan: (doubting life) How could I be such a cat?
Sister Yu: (at a loss) Today's Fan Fan is also very arrogant.
The author has something else to say: I am full of blood and resurrected. Today, the cold is gone and the stomach does not hurt (~ ̄▽ ̄)~ Show the cuties a split, and the split is the shape of loving you =3=
From Mother: What is the name of your Lily script?The hostess doesn't know I'm a cat?
A certain Qing: (laughing) You got it wrong!
On a silent moonlit night, the moonlight fell down and shone on the light gray hair of the mermaid, and the curled ends of the hair also flickered. Li Fan's palms and fingertips were itchy unbearably, and he didn't know why his heart throbbed.
She suppressed the heat in her heart, smirked at the mermaid twice, and then started laughing.Li Fan pointed to the crescent moon in the sky, showing a pure face: "The moonlight is so beautiful tonight."
After finishing speaking, Li Fan choked on himself.She once saw in the search engine that there was a saying in the land city that saying "the moonlight is beautiful" to the other party is a kind of euphemistic confession.She covered her eyes in embarrassment. After saying this, she might as well ask why the mermaid hostess is so fond of the "cat".
How could I choose such a sentence to say?Will the other party misunderstand?
After Gu Yu heard this, she rolled her eyes.She walked out of the door with a pair of long legs, and stood in front of the big sack, shoulder to shoulder with Li Fan.
"Can I kick him?" Gu Yu asked in a discussing tone.
Li Fan spread his palms upwards and made a gesture of please feel free.It seems that holding grudges is a biological instinct.Let me avenge the mermaid's tail injury by herself.
Seeing the scene where the mermaid kicked the man in the sack with legs that looked no different from human beings, Li Fan sighed in his heart that "she is so magical" and heaved a sigh of relief.The mermaid seems to be an old-fashioned fish, who can't understand the puns of humans on land, and doesn't know the deep meaning of "the moonlight is so beautiful".
However, does the mermaid really not know?
The answer is no, as long as you are a mermaid, you will know that this phrase is used badly in the land city.As a mermaid, Gu Yu naturally knew the meaning of this sentence in this world.
Since she was born in this world as a mermaid, she began to feel the emotions and desires of this group.Most mermaids are good at seduction and have little sense of integrity. In their own ocean territory, it is common to change "cohabitants" frequently.A large part of them live with same-sex couples, and they will only look for the opposite sex when they want to conceive the next generation, and it is common for them to follow the fashion and follow the trend of human beings to confess.
Although Gu Yu is not one of the unrestrained members, any mermaid in the random clan is a small collection of walking love stories. After becoming the clan leader, Gu Yu will receive all kinds of normal or weird confession language and methods every now and then. .At the beginning, she had a headache how to reject those fellow clans who were releasing pheromones all over her body, and she even had to distinguish one by one whether there was her Li Fan among them.
Before she got caught ashore and waited for her silly cat, her ears were already callused, and she was about to vomit from hearing these words.
But it doesn't mean that after Li Fan said love words to Gu Yu, Gu Yu will remain indifferent.After all, it depends on who is talking about love. After Li Fan said "the moonlight is so beautiful", Gu Yu used kicks to cover up her shyness and panic.
Gu Yu didn't know when Li Fan suddenly realized that she wanted to be her well-behaved little fool again.She raised her head, facing Li Fan's slightly shining eyes and curved lips in the night.
I really want to kiss, whether it is the eyes, mouth or other parts, just a kiss is fine.
Li Fan also didn't know about these twists and turns in Gu Yu's heart, he only thought that the mermaid felt much more comfortable after kicking a few times, seeing her as expressing his gratitude.She clenched her hands into fists and raised them to the merman's chest.
Just when Gu Yu was hesitating whether to wrap his hands around the pair of claws, Li Fan's pair of fists suddenly popped out two thumbs.She heard Li Fan praise her like this: "You played well!"
It was only a matter of saying "kicked Fan Fan meowing".
Waving two thumbs in front of Gu Yu, Gu Yu sighed inwardly, "You can't speculate about cats with ordinary people's thinking", and suppressed the urge to kiss Li Fan, and asked a practical question: "This What about the sacks?"
Neighbor in the sack: "Whoa! Whoa!!"
This is because he was beaten so hard that he couldn't speak, and he was so frightened.
Li Fan kicked the sack twice lightly with his toes, and his paw translated: "He said, please let me go." Li Fan raised his head and asked the mermaid, "This guy has hurt you, and now he escaped from prison and wants to eat you, what do you say?" How to deal with it? You can also throw it into the river to feed the fish, this kind of person will be kept to harm others sooner or later."
"Woooooo!"
"Stop making noise! It's no use pretending to be pitiful!" Li Fan kicked him again, then turned around and asked, "How is it? There are two machetes here, I have a bold idea."
Gu Yu covered her mouth and yawned a little. She cried, was confessed by Li Fan, and kicked this unlucky bastard. Now she is completely sleepy, and she just wants to go back to Li Fan's bed and smell the cat's fur. A good night's sleep with the fragrance.
"Then I have a half-baked little suggestion."
"What did you say!" Li Fan had already picked up the knife that hadn't been broken, and was always ready to kill harm for the people.
"Let him go back and forth wherever he comes from." Gu Yu stretched out her hand and rubbed Li Fan's hair again and again. She couldn't see the twists of her hair, and even raised a few dull hairs.
After messing up Li Fan's hair thoroughly, Gu Yu smiled and said, "It's not worth getting blood on for such a person. Go ahead and hand it over to Guo Jia."
"Oh..." Li Fan was not disappointed when he heard this answer.This is a very "Gu Yu" answer, in line with her style.It is also very comfortable to touch the head, the strength and frequency are just right, it is worthy of a first-class massage, it is so cool that the cat wants to meow, and it is no problem to be messed up a little bit!
Wait, she treats the mermaid as her little fish again!Is the mind not sober!
Li Fan bowed left and right, and slapped his face with his palms a few times to wake himself up.Her face ached, and her brain stopped swelling. She began to recall how those people came to arrest the neighbors last time.
The last time was earlier than this time. Li Fan vaguely remembered that when the neighbor was taken away, he was taken to a place called the management office.She took out her mobile phone, turned on Haimao Navigation, and said, "Inquire about the management office."
The seven big characters in the search results made Li Fan regain half of his lost memory.That's right, it is the Land Security Management Office.It also says "working hours 8:8 am to [-]:[-] pm".
"How?" Gu Yu asked.
Li Fan handed over the phone screen and let her see the time.
"It's late, let's go tomorrow!"
"Aren't you going to work tomorrow?"
Li Fan waved his hand proudly: "Ask for leave, send people in, and maintain good public security is what a good citizen should do!"
Well, this little kitten is quite into the show and never tires of it.
Gu Yu nodded: "Alright." She glanced at the motionless sack, and said doubtfully, "He won't run away at night, right?"
As soon as Li Fan changed his playful smile, he pulled Gu Yu's wrist into the door, closed the door, and made sure that no one in the sack could hear him before he said seriously: "I'm a cat, others can't know about it, you have to promise me of."
"I promise you, I won't forget." Gu Yu nodded, feeling puzzled, they made this agreement a long time ago, why did Li Fan bring up the old matter again, is it because she is afraid that she will forget?
Li Fan let go of the smooth wrist of the mermaid, took two steps back, and transformed into a big black cat in the living room.
As for why it is not a big big black cat, it is because the living room is not too big, and Li Fan is afraid that the house will be damaged, and it will cost money to repair it.
Li Fan was full of aura, shaking the eight thick long tails behind his buttocks, and proudly said to Gu Yu: "See, I am such a cat demon!"
"I see." But what does that matter if the neighbor breaks free from the sack?
Li Fan turned around, asked the mermaid heroine to appreciate her round, fluffy and huge hairy buttocks, and revealed the answer: "That guy is already disabled, and it's not for nothing that Mount Tai is overwhelmed."
Mount Tai... overwhelmed?
"You stomped on him?"
Li Fan shook his head: "Sit on your butt!"
The heroine's face darkened: "Don't do it next time." The little fool is the cutest when he sits down in her arms in the shape of a cat and shows a silly smile. Now this cat's ass is actually felt by others, she My heart was sour, and the smile on my mouth disappeared.
ah?Li Fan watched the heroine's face change as soon as she said it, and thought: What's wrong with this fish!It's none of your business if I sit on my butt!
Li Fan's eyes widened, and he turned his head to look at the mermaid, like looking at a mentally handicapped.But why does this "retarded" expression... make her feel uneasy?
I care more and more!
"Huh?" Gu Yu asked a question from his nasal cavity.Stupid cat did this to avenge her, but she was so unhappy that she even wanted to beat the cat.What kind of look is this?Is this the way you should treat someone you like?
Li Fan suddenly felt that the mermaid's face was terrifyingly fierce, with two expressions of tenderness and sternness coexisting on this beautiful face, it was impossible to hate it, and it gave her a very familiar feeling.
She unconsciously felt guilty and weak-legged, and all her uprightness at the beginning turned into a compromise, and her attitude softened completely: "If you don't sit, then don't sit, why do you look at me like that, I will teach him to sit for you, if I used a knife, he's belching now, don't you want me to send him back to prison..."
The more he explained, the lower his voice became. In the end, Li Fan simply turned himself into a small fat meow, rubbed the mermaid's leg and walked over.
The beautiful mermaid, the weak mermaid, the ferocious mermaid, the mermaid with bad personality, the mermaid is all in my mind, can it be better?Li Fan, you hot chicken!It is said that you will not fall in love with others!
It's not the system's fault.Dan Ba only asked her to attack the heroine, but she didn't tell her to fall in love, and he didn't give her any magic to fall in love with the heroine.Now it's all her own fault.
The cat choked up twice, its nose twitched, and on its dark face, big tears rolled down from the round eye sockets.
Why are you crying? Are you being too fierce?Gu Yu secretly thought it was bad, the little fool often yelled at her, and she did nothing wrong every time, especially when the fault was really on her own, she had to apologize quickly.
"Li Fan? I'm sorry, are you angry?" Li Fan heard the mermaid behind her calling her, guessing her mind.
She's not angry, she's just, just!
Well, she was just mad.Not to the merman, but to herself.
The author has something to say: Fan Fan: (doubting life) How could I be such a cat?
Sister Yu: (at a loss) Today's Fan Fan is also very arrogant.
The author has something else to say: I am full of blood and resurrected. Today, the cold is gone and the stomach does not hurt (~ ̄▽ ̄)~ Show the cuties a split, and the split is the shape of loving you =3=
From Mother: What is the name of your Lily script?The hostess doesn't know I'm a cat?
A certain Qing: (laughing) You got it wrong!
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