Only the heroine knows that I am a cat [Quick Transmigration]

Without looking back, Li Fan swung his hips several times, getting ready for the run-up and slipping away.Three seconds later, she launched a rocket, rushed into her bedroom like a parkour, jumped up behind the door, slapped the doorknob with her claws, and closed the door.

She needs to calm down and think about how to face this volatile self.She slapped herself in the face, Gu Yu's voice and smile was still in front of her eyes, she didn't forget it at all, why did she have unreasonable thoughts about this mermaid?

"Li Fan, come out, let's talk." The mermaid knocked on the door outside, speaking softly, with a very gentle voice, with a little magic/magic effect.

No matter how awkward this is, the flowers are all gone!

As a last resort, Gu Yu used the unique skills of the mermaid clan, using voice to "charm" the other party, making people fall for it.Ashamed to say, even though she is the patriarch, she can't use this skill with ease.Even if it doesn't have much effect on human beings, it's even more like scratching the surface for Li Fan.

Li Fan listened to the mermaid's door calling, at first he felt wronged and blamed himself, but his eyelids were clenched while listening to it, and he slowly fell asleep.

So Gu Yu's skills can only be used for——

Hypnosis.

After being "coaxed" to sleep by the mermaid's soft and seductive voice, Li Fan woke up naturally the next day without an alarm clock to disturb her. After waking up, she felt refreshed, and even the little emotions from last night disappeared. A clean, but also a full of energy.

Li Fan jumped and pushed open the bedroom door, went out and pushed the door open again, making sure that the neighbor was still in the big bag, and was thumping happily.

Li Fan tapped the bag twice with the back of his hand, as if knocking on the door: "Hey, are you alive?"

Crying came from the sack: "I'm alive, I'm alive, sister Li Fan, let me go, I will be a new man, and I will never have thoughts that I shouldn't have, please!" Two attempts to eat/mermaid, who knows how long he will be in prison again.

Li Fan smiled and said: "Your sister, you can't call her aunt, I promise that if I send you back to the management office, I will never break my promise." She turned her head and looked at the woman who walked not far from her, slightly With a smile, "Right, mistress?"

This "hostess" yelled both affectionately and distantly, Gu Yu thought about it, but she didn't know what went wrong.She nodded calmly, even though the person in the sack couldn't see her, she replied again: "Yes."

Li Fan's good mood is just a flashback, it is all supported by her desire to send her neighbor back, and she doesn't think about anything else.Even if the mermaid heroine's fishtails turned into legs, sitting firmly on the back seat of her little electric donkey, even if the heroine's arms are around her waist and her chest is against her back, Li Fan cannot be shaken a bit. .

The word "deceive one's ears and steal one's bell" refers to the fact that at this moment, Li Fan used his ecstasy to ignore the mermaid who came out of her clinging to her as much as possible.She's about to go.The little blue eDonkey is not too small. Usually, the back of the car can be filled with more than a dozen couriers, but now it has been replaced by a female protagonist and a sack of neighbors.

Gu Yu put his arms around Li Fan's waist, and wore a Haimao Express helmet that Li Fan got from somewhere on his head, feeling the speed of the wind.

Following the address, they soon arrived at the Land Security Management Office.Li Fan breathed a sigh of relief after sending his neighbor here.The staff told her that the neighbor's circumstances were bad. She was a repeat offender and escaped from prison.

Li Fan and Gu Yu were about to leave, but were stopped by the staff.

"Ms. Li Fan, you haven't completed property registration and guardianship certificate."

"What property registration?" Li Fan was stunned, and asked back, "I have nothing now, and I am short of debt!"

The staff flicked the tablet a few times to present the news content in front of the two of them. The picture on the news was Gu Yu's face.

I heard that this photo was taken secretly by Wang Hao when the mermaid was unprepared. His hands were shaking and the photo was a bit blurry. It looks like the mermaid's face is matched with the beauty of the mermaid, and it actually produces a strong hazy beauty.

The staff looked at Gu Yu and then at the photo to confirm that his memory was correct.Wang Hao, who caught the mermaid privately, spent a lot of money to save himself from prison, which left a deep impression on the staff. The face of this mermaid is also unforgettable.

"This lady must be a mermaid." He asked, but his tone was very sure, and he gave a brief science introduction to the two.

The mermaid is the king of the sea. After landing, it is under the jurisdiction of humans in the land city. It also has the so-called "fish rights": it is illegal to catch, injure or even eat it. If it is light, it will be detained, and if it is serious, it will be thrown into prison for 50 years; There is no way to live forever, it's just the curiosity and paranoia of the rich.

Mermaids on land do not enjoy full human rights.Fewer obligations means fewer rights, and mermaids have only limited rights, and once found ashore, they need a specific guardian and guarantor.

The staff pushed up his glasses and said to Li Fan, who looked generous and caring: "If you have enough conditions, you can apply to keep this mermaid in captivity. Or you can find an additional guardian for her."

"Mermaids are very fragile and extremely precious species."

From the staff, Li Fan got another affirmation of one thing, that is, many people really miss the mermaid and want to eat the mermaid.In order to protect Gu Yu who wanted to be captured from being eaten and complete the task smoothly, Li Fan followed the staff upstairs to register and officially became the "owner" of the mermaid.

It's strange to say that as a cat, he signed a heavy power of attorney in duplicate and kept the heroine in captivity. Is there anything more ridiculous than this?Li Fan came out of the management office in a daze, holding the agreement in one hand and the hostess in the other, almost unable to remember how all this happened.

Is it anger at humans coveting mermaids?Is it sympathy for the mermaid?Or is it just because she feels so much like her little fish, that I don't want her to be in danger?

Whatever the reason, she is now the owner.The owner means responsibility, which means that they have fate and connection with each other, and they are very important people to each other.

Li Fan evoked a smile, but his heart was full of emotions!sore!Hundred!hole!She signed a certificate with someone else, just like signing a marriage certificate, she betrayed Gu Yu, the person who said she would always like her.

"Go straight home?"

Feeling two more mermaid arms around his waist, Li Fan shook his head and replied in a steady voice: "Buy wine."

Not to solve a thousand worries, but to solve one worry, and to rest when drunk.She has the pride of being a cat and the stubbornness of making vows with her lover.She really wanted to die drunk and wake up again, and when she woke up, she was still in Xiao Yugan's arms, doing the happiest things with her.

buy wine?Gu Yu misunderstood.She showed a shallow smile, and hugged Li Fan a little tighter.She didn't expect to drink to celebrate after signing the agreement.Li Fan has this interest, so she is naturally very happy.

Gu Yu's joy came to an abrupt end in the evening.What Li Fan prepared was one person's food, one person's tableware and one wine glass.Next to the wine glass is a large wine bottle with a simple shape, overflowing with the aroma of spirits.On it was written "Mu Tian Liao" in three large brush characters, obviously prepared for Li Fan himself, not for her.

The time limit for the little fool's quarrel is too long!Gu Yu let out a big sigh, and rolled into the bathroom consciously, making her tail soak in the water.If she is also a cat, she must be in a ball and leave round.This was her last willfulness, when Li Fan finished drinking the wine, she would grab Li Fan's fate by the nape of his neck and talk to her nicely (qiang) and (xing).

From the evening to the middle of the night, Li Fan rolled from the chair beside the dining table to the floor with a snap, almost unable to maintain his original human form.

She sang the out-of-tune "Nanxiangzi" loudly, repeating the same sentence over and over again: "Don't complain! Leaving! Drinking! Don't—have—intestines!!!"

The singing of howling ghosts and cats awakened Gu Yu, and she felt the noise of being woken up by a little fool for the first time in a long time.

"Li Fan, let's talk now!" There is a limit to how noisy this nervous cat can be. Gu Yu clenched her fists, her shoulders and cheeks tensed, and she came out of the bathroom.

After coming out, Gu Yu first smelled a strong smell of alcohol, and then saw a drunk Li Fan.

Li Fan got very drunk and leaned back and forth on the chair.Her drunken eyes were hazy, and when she saw her favorite person coming, she showed an incomplete smile: "Gu... Yu!"

Gu Yu picked up Princess Li Fan and put her back on the sofa, with a lot of effort.Fat cat didn't bark for nothing, it made Gu Yu feel that her waist is not very good, she might be the first mermaid in the mermaid tribe to lose her waist.

She also sat down, resting her head on her wrist, looking at the drunk little fool.

"Gu Yu, Gu Yu..."

"I am here."

Every time Li Fan yelled, Gu Yu responded, as if this could comfort the other party who was already too drunk.After arriving in this world and meeting again, Li Fan rarely called her, let alone her name, but now, like a broken faucet, all the words poured out at once.

Not only called names, Li Fan also told Gu Yu how much she missed her, and every scene between her and her, some of which Gu Yu had never heard Li Fan talk about.

"When I tore off your corset, I thought you were going to slap me. Who knew you had such a beautiful smile and such a gentle smile, so tell me if you did it on purpose!"

"You took me to see the cat, and you meowed at me. Your meow is courting me. In cat language, it means 'I want to marry you'. You fell in love with me first, and I do too. You, I like you the most."

"I will be jealous of you and your junior sister. You clearly said you wanted to marry me, and you even said you would marry your junior sister! Let me tell you, you can't control me when I get jealous. If I don't step on your tits, you don't even want to masturbate." My hair."

"I only think about you in the illusion, but there are only other people in your illusion. I am very unhappy, but I won't say anything."

"Being a cat is my dignity and pride, but I am willing to hide it from others. I think only you know that I am a cat."

"You are my little fish, why would I fall in love with others, that stinky fish, I only like yours, Gu Yu..."

Gu Yu listened, let out a long sigh, and changed the hand that supported Li Fan into a hug, embracing her silly cat in her arms.

Li Fan completely liked her, and misunderstood that she was a different individual, so she used her own methods to resist her signal of love during this period of time.

She said things upside down, she was too drunk to understand.Gu Yu couldn't stop laughing after hearing this, her eyes were red.It turned out that the little fool hadn't forgotten anything, and he regarded everything as a precious treasure in his heart.

She misunderstood, and she misunderstood too. Yu and Mao talked about it for so many days, and it turned out that the truth turned out to be like this.

The author has something to say: On the efficacy of Mutian Polygonum wine [manual squinting, making the sound of river crab]

Mermaids are very precious, you should cherish them, Fan Fan!

A certain Qing: (pointing fingers) I will be joining V after the Eleventh Festival, let me tell the cuties in advance, thank you for your company, it makes me more motivated when typing, I hope to see you after joining V [ Affectionately bowing] [Beating (￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮(￣▽￣///)]