Yin and Yang mediator

Lu Ci followed him to the police station to take notes, during which he smiled slyly at the two thieves, with the charm of a hanged ghost.

At this moment, the two thieves didn't know whether they were sober from the wine or the air-conditioning in the police station was too strong. They only felt a chill running down their backs and shivered violently.

At night, the two of them were locked in the detention center, their faces turning slightly blue.

The patrolling policeman passed by, saw their appearance, and asked, "Are you feeling unwell?"

The two leaned close together: "It's a little cold."

"Wait." After a while, the police handed them two blankets. When they came back after a while, they left after watching them fall asleep head to head. They went back to the monitoring room and said, "It's a bit cold tonight."

The colleague took a sip of strong tea to refresh himself: "It's already the beginning of autumn, it's time to cool down."

In a dimension they couldn't see, the souls of the two thieves were directly captured by Lu Ci and came to the underworld.

Then, Lu Ci went numb and asked the hanged ghost who was following him, "Where is hell going?"

Hell is in the underworld, but he does not know the way.

The hanged ghost is more numb than him, and he ran back and forth like an idiot following Lu Ci. He didn't know how Lu Ci, an ordinary person, could directly get out of his body, and went directly from Wangxiang to Wojiao City, and even entered the detention center. , can also bring people to the underworld.

Ordinary souls should not be able to enter a place like a detention center that represents the righteousness of the country.

"Grandfather of the land?" Lu Ci was so angry today that he didn't even realize what he was doing.

Hanged Ghost Mu looked at him blankly: "Why don't you try mobile phone navigation?"

As a Landlord, his management scope spans the Yin and Yang realms, but it is only the scope of Wangxiang, and does not reach the part of hell.

"Mobile navigation can... really work!" Lu Ci's eyes lit up and he grabbed the arms of the two ghosts and tightened. For the time being, there is no perception, and the surface of the soul also shows slight hanged ghost symptoms.

Lu Ci didn't care, and looked curiously at the names of various hells displayed on the navigation map, "There are quite a few." Some displays are not available.

"Hand-chopping hell, it should be a professional counterpart."

He just clicked on the route plan, and he didn't expect to arrive at the gate of hell in an instant.

The father-in-law of the land has expressed his shame about being able to be taken around by Lu Ci. Seeing Lu Ci send the souls of the two thieves to the corresponding conveyor belt with his usual friendly attitude to please the elders, he can still stand at the door and talk to the responsible person. Ghost chat.

"We have few talents here, so we can only pick up some leaks that others don't want, and use them as we go, what else can we do?"

"The line of raw soul is made of boneless chicken feet. Let's try it out first. If it works, we can make do with it."

"Being a ghost, don't be too particular about it."

"It's always faster than we used to chop by hand."

"If the quality is not up to standard, it's the same as chopping it a few more times."

"Oh? I know those people. Our street office hacked the wall secretly. You have to chop your hands?"

"Anyway, you have to chop up all the bad things. Now there are fewer hells and more bad people, especially after adding the production line of living souls, you can have a similar makeshift."

"Should be subdivided in the future, hopefully a little more hell."

"I heard that if there are many people who commit crimes, they can apply to become a big hell."

"That's right, our hand-chopping hell is still a small hell. If we upgrade, the level and treatment of our civil servants can also be improved a little?"

Lu Ci was finally taken back by Xie Yibing.

Along the way, Lu Ci was unaware of how nasty the thieves Baba himself encountered, and Baba was particularly careless about the lack of funds in the underworld and even the hand-chopping production line.

Xie Yibing pressed Lu Ci's soul into his body, and was so angry that he wanted to scold the brat. Unexpectedly, Lu Ci, who was lying flat on the bed, just turned over and continued to sleep soundly. The fright that the child's soul is lost.

The hanged ghost saw that the situation was not good, and after he came back, he wanted to go home, but Xie Yibing opened his mouth to stay behind, his head turned cold, and several willow leaves fell off: "Speak up if you have something to say!"

Xie Yibing took a deep breath and tried to calm himself down: "Tell me what's going on."

The hanged ghost didn't dare to hide anything, starting from Lu Ci's encounter with the thief, he even used spells to recreate the process to ensure that it was vivid and detailed: "He went back to the dormitory and went to bed, I played games in the living room, and watched The old duck soup in the kitchen, I saw his soul leave the body in the blink of an eye..."

After hearing this, Xie Yibing felt uneasy after thinking about it: "I'll take him for an examination."

Lu Ci was forced to be separated. He glanced outside and it was still dark, and groped for his quilt with his eyes closed: "I'm back, good night."

Xie Yibing simply wrapped the person in a thin quilt and took him to the underworld. Just after he returned to his home in the underworld, he suddenly realized what he had been ignoring all along—Lu Ci was brought here directly by him, including the person and the soul.

Yin and Yang have their own laws.

The difference is not in objects, but in life and death.

Inanimate objects can be used in both worlds, but no matter the living or the dead, basically they can only travel between the two worlds through the soul.

Xie Yibing does have a body, but it is a body he cultivated as a yin god, formed under the laws of the yin world, and it is very different from the body of a living person.

Lu Ci is just...an ordinary person?

Xie Yibing was so dazed that he saw Lu Ci sleeping soundly and soundly wrapped in the quilt, and even babbled, and called a few serious ghost doctors to check him up, but everything was still normal.

As soon as Lu Ci woke up to dawn, he smelled the fragrant old duck soup, and jumped up: "Very hungry, very hungry."

"Go and wash first. Don't worry, I'll keep the duck legs for you." Xie Yibing watched him finish washing, and put him on the scale, "58.2." Apart from eating and not gaining weight, Lu Ci is completely normal.Several well-known ghost doctors are all old ghosts with hundreds of years of experience, and no problems were found after a full set of checks.

"Another increase of 0.1, I'm awesome!" Lu Ci patted his stomach, praised himself, and hurried to eat breakfast.

The old duck soup is thick and mellow, the oil is skimmed, mushrooms are added, the duck leg meat is torn into strips, cooked together with the chewy hand-rolled noodles, and a poached egg is added. It is so delicious that Lu Ci wants to eat three bowls in a row. But my stomach is so big, I can eat enough in one bowl.

After eating, he realized that it was still early. He slumped on the carpet and began to squint his eyes to recall: "Brother Ah Shui, let me tell you that I knocked down a thief yesterday. No, what kind of thief is a robber! ... Then I Last night, I dreamed that I slipped them out of the detention center and sent them to hell to chop their hands. They screamed so badly, how happy! The boneless chicken feet they use in hell is still an assembly line. I don’t know if they will be soaked. Pepper? I also saw the three old men in Shanbai Manor, and they were there too."

Xie Yibing's expression was dull, the same old duck noodle soup tasted like chewing gum, there was still more than half a bowl left undrinked, and he didn't answer the conversation, just staring at him with dead eyes.

Being watched by him, Lu Ci suddenly felt a little guilty. Thinking that he had nothing to be guilty of, he became confident again: "What are you doing? Why are you eating so slowly today?"

Xie Yibing simply put down his chopsticks: "You did go to hell last night, it wasn't a dream."

"Gah?"

Xie Yibing walked up to him and sat down cross-legged: "Do you still remember that I brought you back from hell?"

Lu Ci raised his head and thought for a while, then hesitated and said, "It seems that there is such a thing. But how did I get there?"

"Then you have to ask yourself." Xie Yibing was laughed angrily by him, and squeezed his face hard, "How did you find the hand-chopping hell?"

"Mobile navigation." When he sleeps, his mobile phone will not be placed by the bed, but on the coffee table in the living room. Now he takes it with him and opens the app that looks forward to life. "Isn't there a navigation here? There are also special services around Yes, just search Hell and it will come out. Hell has a public account, and you can enter the corresponding special hell if you enter 'thief'."

Even though it was an app developed by himself, Xie Yibing still felt the veins on his forehead twitch when he heard him search like a tourist attraction: "When I was going to take you to hell before, you didn't want to go to hell. Are you not afraid now?"

Lu Ci froze for a moment, and after a few minutes, cold sweat began to break out on his forehead: "Fuck... I thought I was dreaming, is it real?"

Xie Yibing heard that his whole tone was fluttering, and knew that he was afraid, so she nodded.That's right, this was the Cowardly Deer he knew.

"Why don't I take you to the hand-chopping hell? How exactly do you do it?"

Lu Ci imagined deboning chicken feet, and then replaced the chicken feet with human hands, sweating coldly, his eyes stared, and lost focus.

Xie Yibing could almost see a virtual progress bar above Lu Ci's head.

malfunction

Troubleshooting 1%...10%...15%...100%

Repair complete

Xie Yibing blinked, watching Lu Ci quickly restart.This is too frightening, has drug resistance developed?

If you don't scare me more in the future, you won't be so timid.

"They deserve it! Who told them to steal from me! I guess I'm not the only one who stole, look at their proficiency." Lu Ci bared his teeth fiercely and smiled sullenly, "I'll go to Shanbai Manor today. I don’t know what happened to those on the wall.”

Several owners who secretly chiseled the wall have already been discharged from the hospital.

Although they each showed some strange symptoms, after several rounds of physical examinations, and even changed hospitals for examinations, no other problems were found except for some geriatric diseases that they had.

What's more, Director Li, who was recruited with them, had nothing to do and was the first to be discharged from the hospital.

Under the pressure of the whole community, the cost of repairing the wall was shared equally by the four families.They still want to fight, but the beatings of the society will not be used to the unreasonable troubles of a few people.Even if they want to use their age as an excuse, there are many people who are older than them in the community, not to mention the slightest advantage, and they are almost besieged.

They were ridiculed every day when they went out, and in an instant, it seemed that except for the four of them, the whole community became good people.As for the matter of the small vegetable field, it was like yesterday, and the story had already been turned over.

When Lu Ci arrived at Shanbai Manor, he met a few neighbors who were chatting in the gazebo. Of course, the topic was the most popular group of four who cut the wall.

"I said, they must have seen something unclean."

"For sure. Those old boys have been so scared that they dare not sleep. They cry at home during the day, and sometimes their hands hurt and their tongues hurt."

"Not necessarily. You see, 'Director Li' has nothing to do."

"He was taken to the city by his daughter. Who knows if it's true or not... Oh, Xiao Lu is here? Is it something about the old people's university?"

"We handed over the questionnaires to Director Zhou. Come on, let's go to Director Zhou together."

Lu Ci ran outside almost every day, and got acquainted with the permanent residents in the town: "Yes." Come to see how the renovation of the old house on the father-in-law's site is going.

A group of retired uncles and aunts had nothing to do at home, so they surrounded Lu Ci and walked to Director Zhou's house, talking about his family's troubles, and talking about his opinions on various facilities in the street.

Lu Ci kept it in his mind carefully, and tried to answer any questions he had. After a while, he arrived at Director Zhou's house. As soon as he entered the door, Director Zhou said, "Old Li is gone."

The author has something to say:

Yin Cha (~￣▽￣)～: You have to be motivated even if you are a ghost~

Yinchai B (～￣▽￣)～: KPI, everyone wants spicy~

Yin difference A (～￣▽￣)～: The unit is good, and I am also good, let’s go together~

Yinchai B (～￣▽￣)～: So what kind of ghosts and souls are there, all of them are brought to us to chop hands to hell, it’s not too spicy~

Xiaolu (～￣▽￣)～: No problem, brother dei~

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