Yin and Yang mediator

Deputy Director Li died.

No matter how much people looked down on what he did, it was quite surprising that he could only say a few innocuous words at the moment.

"Isn't he in good health?"

"Yeah, I had an examination in the hospital a few days ago, and they said there was nothing wrong."

"The spirit is also good, but it's not good to be able to manage things."

"Hey hey hey! Everyone is gone, don't talk about it."

"Death is dead, and I have to laugh twice when he is dead. If I build a fence at my house, he will report it; if I paint a wall, he will report it; if we build a grape trellis, he will report it! What does it have to do with him? "

"Okay, isn't this a man who just died? I understand. Didn't he still say that he is a professor? Do you think some students have come to see him?"

"I have relatives at Wojiao University, and I have never heard of a professor named Li Haichun."

"University is so big, I don't know normal people."

"Do you look at him like a professor? Hehe."

Director Zhou looked at these neighbors, but couldn't say anything, so he handed the questionnaire to Lu Ci.

Everyone was busy gossiping, and Lu Ci didn't bother too much. He rode a shared bicycle to the land father-in-law's house, looked at the newly laid lawn, and then looked at the clean and shiny bench, and put a roasted sweet potato on it: "Land Father-in-law, I'm leaving first, and I'll come to you for fishing later."

The father-in-law didn't answer, but the roasted sweet potatoes disappeared in an instant.

Lu Ci rode his bicycle around the streets and alleys. When he returned to the street office, he found a wicker in the basket. Without thinking about it, he knew it was given by the land father-in-law. He found a glass bottle left over from pudding to put water in. He raised it, took it all the way back to the dormitory after work, and when he saw Xie Yibing at home, he held up a wicker to show off: "The land father gave me a hair!"

Xie Yibing was stewing beef in the kitchen, and was surprised when he saw the wicker: "That's not the hair, it's the old Liu's... child." It seems that it shouldn't be called a child.What should it be called, I can't remember it all at once.

"Huh?" Lu Ci looked at Willow in surprise, "Child?" His brows frowned a little, "Parthenogenesis? Male baby or female baby?"

Xie Yibing really thought about it seriously: "Is the willow a hermaphrodite or a dioecious plant?"

Lu Ci searched on the Internet: "Dioecious plants. The father-in-law of the land is male, so the baby born should also be a male baby? Is this... a male mother?"

Wicker jumped up from the pudding jar and gave him a whip.

"Hiss!" Lu Ci hid behind Xie Yibing, "It still hurts!"

Xie Yibing listened, turned around and lifted up Lu Ci's clothes, and looked at his back where he had been whipped: "Let me see, don't break it." Riverside willows drive away ghosts.Don't even smoke people and souls like the father-in-law who straddles the two worlds of yin and yang.

The smooth and white back is so thin that the spine can be seen.Xie Yibing checked that there were no red marks or swelling, so he poked and patted the abacus beads.

Lu Ci couldn't see his back: "How is it? Is it swollen? Is it bloody?"

Xie Yibing did not say a word, but patted again, making a crisp sound.

Lu Ci felt something was wrong, and looked up at him in disbelief: "You took the opportunity to hit me?" Although it didn't hurt at all, that's not the point!The point is that he was beaten!

Lu Ci exploded!

Xie Yibing stretched out his hand and pressed it down, subduing the irritable deer: "Well, it's okay to beat the child when I'm idle."

"Aww!" Lu Ci burst into anger one after another, and paused after being stuffed with a spoonful of ice cream, "It's delicious!"

Xie Yibing gave him an ordinary box of ice cream: "Go, eat less first, the beef noodles will be ready soon."

"Oh." Lu Ci hugged the ice cream box, turned around to go to the living room, then turned back to the kitchen again, "Brother Ah Shui, why do you know everything?" You can even make ice cream, and it's so delicious.

"After living for a long time, isn't it normal to know everything? Look at Lao Liu, doesn't he also know a little bit of everything?" Xie Yibing didn't have any precautions against Lu Ci, and only after he finished speaking did he feel that something was wrong.

While eating the ice cream, Lu Ci poked his head into the pot: "Cut~ how old is the land father, and how long do you live? People who are three years older than me, don't you think your three years are particularly good?"

Xie Yibing was stunned for a moment, and said casually: "That must be much better than you who can't even peel the skin."

"Stop looking down on people! I can already peel my skin."

Xie Yibing took a loofah from the refrigerator, and handed over a paring knife: "Here."

Lu Ci got angry, stuffed the ice cream into the refrigerator, took the loofah and started...

Some dehydrated loofahs were bent down by the force of the peeling knife, and a little bit of oily skin was rubbed on the peeling knife.

"Huh? I think there's something wrong with this loofah."

Xie Yibing took it away from his hand, finished it in two or three strokes, and then took it into a hob block, and sneered at him: "My three years is indeed much better than yours."

Lu Ci's self-esteem took a hit, and he snatched two pieces of beef tendon from Xie Yibing's bowl for dinner to make up for it.

The beef noodle is a simple clear soup with tomatoes, slightly sweet and sour. The beef is crispy but not rotten.

After eating enough, Lu Ci tenaciously held the ice cream box, poked it down with the spoon in his hand, but failed to pick it up and stuff it into his mouth.

Xie Yibing put the ice cream back: "If you can't eat it, don't force it." According to the current progress, he calculated that according to the current progress, it can grow about 0.3~0.4KG in a month.Even if it is calculated at 0.3, after a year, Xiaolu, who just eats and does not grow, can grow 3.6KG, which is not a small amount.

Besides, it is difficult to make a diet meal delicious; there are plenty of ways to make high-calorie food delicious.

Lu Ci slowed down, barely able to stand up, and wanted to collapse on the carpet, looked at Xie Yibing's serious eyes, and decided to show a little superficial respect: "Go for a walk to digest food when you're full?"

"Go." Exercise is good.

Xie Yibing followed Lu Ci slowly to the fishing tackle shop in the old town.

"I pass by here several times every day, and I've spotted it for a long time... this one!" Lu Ci's eyes were shining, and he reached out to get the fishing rod.

The owner of the fishing tackle shop is slightly fat, and he is not afraid of the temperature at night in Wangxiang. He is still wearing a sweater and shorts. He has set up a small table in front of the shop and plays chess with a group of old men. Seeing Lu Ci, he just looked up. , loudly said: "Director Xiao Lu, that one is not suitable for you. Look at the one on the right, yes! The one over there is entry-level."

Lu Ci, a person who watched countless fishing videos and mastered the "essence", glanced at the childish fishing rod with a thin shape and an ugly key: "No, I like this one!"

Xie Yibing watched from the side and didn't stop him. After Lu Ci assembled a set of fishing equipment under the helpless guidance of the owner of the fishing tackle shop, he bought a ground cage: "Go, let's try it now."

Lu Ci didn't leave right away, but asked the owner of the fishing tackle shop to equip him with another set of high-end equipment.

If he hadn't explained that he bought it for a friend, the owner of the fishing tackle shop would have almost thrown him out: "If you can't figure it out, take it back and sell it as second-hand for you, don't waste your money."

Lu Ci promised well, and when he turned around, he patted Xie Yibing's chest: "I can do it!"

"Yes. I believe you." Xie Yibing held the ground cage, bait and a bunch of things in his hands, thinking: fishing can be air force.Anyway, no one expects to rely on fishing to eat fish, or else there is a ground cage to guarantee the bottom line.

There are many rivers in Wangxiang, but the water is cold and the fish are not big. Only some local fishing enthusiasts will come.

If Lu Ci went out at night, he would often see people fishing at night.

"Why do you feel that there are fewer people fishing at night?" Fishers don't say they are all-weather. Usually, there will be various groups of people at least 16 hours a day.

Some levels are dishes visible to the naked eye, holding a fishing rod, and chatting.

After walking for a long time now, I only saw two people, who were packing up and preparing to go back.

"It's almost July and a half. I will go home early in July and a half, and try not to go out at night. In fact, Wangxiang is very safe here, and there are no lonely ghosts." Xie Yibing told Lu Ci about the hard work of his colleagues in the night team Work deeds, and how to arrange it if you encounter a lonely ghost.When talking about how to spend July and a half in the underworld, the two of them had already reached Shanbai Manor.

Usually there are some crowds gathered at this point, but today there is no one, and the gate is deserted.

The guard saw Lu Ci and greeted him: "Director Lu, it's almost Halloween, don't go outside at night, go back early."

"Okay, I got it!" Seeing that he was the only one who greeted Lu Ci, he knew that Xie Yibing would disappear again at some point, so he bent his elbow and touched his waist, "Brother~"

Xie Yibing was shivering from his repeated calls: "Speak well!"

"Brother Ah Shui, can you teach me how to be invisible?"

Xie Yibing sneered: "This is simple. Just die."

"Hey! Talk to you carefully." Lu Ci poked his head at his shoulder, saw the willow tree in front of him, and stopped suddenly, "Hey! I forgot that the father-in-law of the land is a mother... Husband! He should be ready to give birth to a black fish Soup, soy stewed pig's feet. Speaking of which, does Baby Liu drink milk?"

Xie Yibing remained silent, raised his chin and moved forward.

Lu Ci followed along.

The father-in-law is watching you.

If it was another ghost, Lu Ci would still be frightened, but as for the land father, everyone is an old acquaintance.He handed over a set of fishing equipment in his hand: "I bought you a fishing rod. Don't keep playing games if you have nothing to do in the future. Fishing is so good." He also reached out to touch the belly of the land father, "You Why are all the silent children born? Does Liushu have to cut off an arm and a leg when she gives birth to a baby?"

The father-in-law of the land was very angry at first, but after hearing the children's series of concerns, his anger quickly subsided.He is an old ghost who has lived for hundreds of years, and he cares about something with a child.People and children don't understand.The bad guy is the one who misled him.

So the father-in-law aimed his cannon at Xie Yibing: "You told him it was born by me...?"

Xie Yibing felt slightly guilty: "Anyway, that's what it means."

Lu Ci looked at this and that: "Isn't it?"

"No! Anyway, you can take it." The father-in-law was annoyed, limited by some constraints, and he couldn't explain it clearly, so he immediately disappeared into the willow tree after collecting the fishing equipment.

Lu Ci leaned over, looked around the willow tree, and sat down on the bench next to him: "I don't know what the father-in-law's house looks like."

Xie Yibing sat down and drew a virtual circle with his fingers: "The whole Wangxiang, from the underworld to the underworld, is his home. He is the spirit of this world."

Lu Ci nodded half-understanding: "Director Li is dead, I want to see if he went to hell with the other three? Brother Ah Shui? What's wrong?"

Xie Yibing looked at him in surprise: "You... have left your soul."

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The Daily Life of the Prodigal Deer

Prodigal Deer (???): This looks good, I want to buy this!

Brother A Shui (﹁﹃)~→: You can’t wear it after buying it.

Prodigal Deer╭(╯^╰)╮: I don't care, I want to buy it.

Prodigal Deer (﹁﹃)~→: I can’t wear it, here it is.

Brother Ah Shui (﹁﹃)~→: All right then.

Colleague in the night group? (????ω????)?: Hey~ The director bought it from head to toe for his little boyfriend.

（完）感谢在2021-09-0423:48:26~2021-09-0614:42:53期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 30 bottles of shiely;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!