Yin and Yang mediator
Chapter 5 The Vibrant Hell of the Yin God
Speaking clearly in person, Lu Ci felt relieved.
It turns out that some things just stay in the mind and people can scare themselves to death.But if you really see it, it's not so scary.
When I wake up in the morning, my legs are not soft~
Xie Yibing doesn't have to be cautious, he should just do what he should do when he comes back from get off work.You can also have breakfast with your younger brother.
Lu Ci glanced at his sandwich, then at Xie Yibing's braised beef noodles, and protested, "Why do we eat differently?"
Brother Xie took on the posture of the head of the family, with a fierce face on his face: "I have dinner after a day's work, and you have breakfast. Go brush your teeth and wash your face, and go to work after eating."
Lu Ci thought for a while: "It seems to make sense." When he sat down at the dining table, he refused to accept it, "Then what you ate last night, I was supper and you were breakfast. Then you eat crayfish and small barbecue for breakfast. Double standards .”
Xie Yibing's eyes turned blood red in an instant, and he leaned over sullenly: "Because I'm a ghost, I can eat whatever I want."
"Hiss—" Lu Ci took a deep breath, his legs became weak again, and his mouth was still stiff, "I, I'm not afraid."
"Tsk." Xie Yibing didn't bother to pay attention to him, picked up a very light sandwich with lettuce, tomato and boiled eggs, and slammed it into his mouth. Like worried parents, explain the precautions for going to work sentence by sentence.
Lu Ci didn't appreciate it at all: "Okay, I got it. I've been in class for a week, and I'm already proficient at fixing bugs."
"Don't treat people as bugs." Xie Yibing was still worried, "There are a lot of troublemakers out there."
"I am a person with rich work experience, not a young man who just graduated." There are many struggles in the institute.Otherwise, how could there be such a word as a scholar? "Brother Ah Shui, can you manage our school now? Can you throw those bad guys into hell to experience it?" Every time I get stuck, I feel very irritable.
When he first entered the research institute, he helped the teacher run the process, never expecting to encounter so many excuses to deliberately make things difficult.A thing that can be done in 5 minutes has to be run a dozen or even dozens of times.With this time, wouldn't it be good for him to type a few lines of code?
After their team produced results, the situation eased a lot, and he didn't need to run away; but thinking about it still made me angry.
"Not yet. It's not a pilot unit yet. But Hell is currently being repaired, and is actively responding to the changes of the new era. For such a thing, you can design a plan, and maybe it can be adopted." Xie Yibing encouraged, "If you adopt it There will be great rewards."
"Reward?" Lu Ci opened the door, and being blown by the wind outside, his mind cleared up a bit, and he refused, "It's fine to reward a one-day trip to the underworld. I'll go to work first, and see you, brother Ah Shui."
"Goodbye, come back to dinner directly after get off work."
"Oh."
Xie Yibing stood at the door, watching him go to work vigorously, couldn't help showing an old father's smile.
The door of the next room was not opened, and an unmodified pale grimace poked out, teasing: "Yo, she looks like a good wife."
Xie Yibing looked at the hair that was messier than a mop with disgust: "That's my kid, what kind of wife? Be careful with what you say."
"Hee hee hee." Grimace slowly retracted, "You are the good wife. My husband is out to make money, and my wife is as beautiful as a flower at home~ Hehehe. If you have anything, remember to be quiet, I have to rest. "
Xie Yibing almost gave him the sole of his shoe, and went back to the room angrily: "Am I a beast? Would I still attack a child I watched grow up?" He has "lived" for many years, and it's not true What Lu Ci thought was the 27-year-old young man who died suddenly.
Besides, how could he be a good wife?
It was even more impossible for Lu Xiaoci.A squeamish ghost with a handicapped party, there is a high probability that she will be a erhat again.
Xie Yibing simply tidied up after returning to the house, and did not go to sleep, after all, sleep is not necessary for ghosts.
When he opened the door again, the outside had turned into another world—the underworld.
Except that the light is softer, the Wangxiang Street Office in the underworld seems to be no different from the one in the underworld.
The same layout of streets, houses, rivers and trees, even the few pedestrians on the streets during the summer day are exactly the same.
Pedestrians are also very ordinary, except that their faces are a little paler, and they look no different from living people.
The takeaway guy is still wearing a bright red takeaway suit, riding an electric scooter through the streets and alleys, but the delivery location is more often located in the north of the street office dormitory.
Looking north from the dormitory building, it is an ordinary green hill, but the north slope of the hill is a very large cemetery, where not only the dead of Wangxiang Street Office are buried, but also some of the surrounding areas.
Unlike the yang world, the cemetery area in the underworld is the most lively.
There are tall buildings standing there, and all kinds of flowers and trees are planted outside.
When Xie Yibing passed by, he saw a few ghosts sitting around and playing chess under a big tree: "So you're in such a good mood? Don't you want to show off?"
The fusion of the yin and yang worlds does not mean that the living and the dead can freely travel to and from each other's world; it is that the laws of the two worlds are influencing each other.
This influence has actually lasted for hundreds of years, but it was not obvious at first.Until the last few years, there have been particularly obvious changes in Wangxiang.
In Yangjian, Wangxiang Sub-district Office is affected by Yin, the temperature is significantly cooler than the surrounding areas, and because there is no industry in Yin, the air quality is also very good.After going through special approval channels, the Wangxiang Sub-district Office has gradually moved out of polluting factories and developed industries featuring fitness and recuperation.
In the past one or two years, the Wangxiang Sub-district Office has significantly increased the number of people who come from surrounding areas to retire.If they have good conditions, they can buy single-family villas; if they have average conditions, they can rent an ordinary apartment building for not much money.The street runs a tertiary hospital with elderly care characteristics.If you can't figure it out here, it doesn't take half an hour to take a bus to Wojiao City.The price is also very low.
In addition to the elderly, it also attracts some freelancers.
Of course, this cannot be stated clearly.After all, blending with the underworld is taboo in the eyes of most living people.
But in the underworld, the change is more obvious-the sky in the underworld is bright, and apart from some trees with tenacious vitality, even some small flowers and grasses can be grown very well.
Seeing Xie Yibing, the ghosts were startled, as if they were being caught by the head teacher who suddenly appeared from the back door, they immediately floated up and almost overturned the chessboard: "Thank God for your safety."
The other ghost lowered his head and replied tremblingly, "It's not drying under the tree, thank you God for your concern."
A frightened ghost struggled to pick a few lilies: "This is my newly planted lily, thank God for your face and smell it."
For most ghosts, the five senses will degenerate relative to humans.So many ghosts will like flowers with strong fragrance and fruits with sweet taste.The light in the underworld is not good enough to grow sweet fruits; but the ghosts in Wangxiang will grow some flowers, which have been sold to other areas of the underworld and are very popular.
After all, he didn't dare to hand over the flowers in person, so he used a little magic to make the bouquet fly to Xie Yibing by himself.
For a long time, the underworld was barren.The only duty of the underworld in the underworld is to let the undead enter the six realms of reincarnation.
No one cares about the needs of the dead, let alone their psychology.
Due to various reasons, the time of reincarnation of the dead is uncertain.In addition, considering personal reasons, some people have no desire to reincarnate and will stay in the underworld for a long time.
The dead do not need food, clothing, or housing to survive.If it works, just float wherever you want.
However, it's the same everywhere in the underworld, and it's the same wherever you go.
For a long time, Xie Yibing's eyes of the underworld were lifeless, except for a few hells, there were only a few fixed buildings, most of which were very simple.
Now, in just a few years, the underworld can be so angry, which makes him feel sincerely at ease.
Xie Yibing was in a good mood, so he accepted the flowers and left the corresponding money: "If you feel uncomfortable, go back to the house. You can go fishing on Huoshi Island, and it's cooler there." After finishing speaking, he rushed to his office in the underworld.Work more overtime and save more time off. If you save enough, you can take your juniors out to play.I used to be too busy at the research institute, so I didn't have a chance to take the child out for a walk. In the blink of an eye, the child has grown up so much, alas...
A group of ghosts watched Xie Yibing fly away in awe, and then looked at the flower-giving ghost with envy: "You are still a ghost, and you know that Xie Yibing will not be greedy for our things."
"The one given to you is Yangjian's currency, right?"
A few lilies only cost a little money, but they can't stop the envy of all the ghosts.
Thanks to the unique environment of Wangxiang Sub-district, compared with other places in the underworld, the ghosts here live their lives more vividly.But it is easy for them to earn Ming coins, but it is quite difficult to earn Yang Jian's coins.Not everyone has the guts and qualifications to hire them.
The way to communicate between the two worlds is to be admitted to the civil servants of the underworld.Difficulty, in ancient times, civil servants in the underworld were called Yinshen.
Most of the yin gods are temporary workers or contract workers, and they are serious and successful monks.In folklore, there are many records of celestial masters asking gods to exorcise ghosts and evil spirits.Most of them refer to these people.The strength of each of them can crush all celestial masters.After all, there are specializations in the art industry, and there are always more ways for ghosts to deal with ghosts than for humans to deal with ghosts.
And Xie Yibing has a serious plan.
The little spells they have mastered have no way to test civil servants.
In addition, there are ghosts who have mastered special skills, such as the efficient takeaway boy in Wangxiang Street.They are all ghosts who have mastered the five ghosts' fortune-making techniques. Looking at the whole hell, they are also big ghosts with good strength.If it were some poorly managed land boundaries, little ghosts like them would be one mouthful if they fell into the hands of big ghosts.
The flower-giver got the Yangjian currency with a look of embarrassment, took out his mobile phone in front of everyone, and clicked on the Wangxiang Life app: "I have long taken a fancy to a type of amaryllis, double petals, very red flowers, very big... ..."
"Brother, these flowers are a bit expensive."
"There is still a postage charge. Why do we have to charge postage so close?"
"Hey, isn't it delicious to buy two catties of spicy crayfish for tens of dollars?"
"If you want to eat crayfish, buy it yourself."
The flower-giver swears fiercely: "When I sell the flowers to Yangjian, I will have money!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard the sound of a bicycle brake, and a slightly puzzled voice asked, "Boss, are you selling flowers?"
"Yes. What kind do you want?" The flower-giver replied subconsciously, and only then did he see the very thin young man in front of him, and he couldn't help smacking his lips.This ghost is so skinny, I don't know why he was abused when he was alive.
"I want small red flowers, ones that can be placed on the desk." Lu Ci looked at the large flower field behind the flower stall owner with bright eyes, "What is that fluffy one? What is that, and that one?"
"This is cat's tail red." The flower-giving ghost patiently introduced several pots of red flowers around him one by one, "This is hibiscus, it is too big to put on the table. If you don't think it is expensive, you can buy it." I bought this pomegranate bonsai. I planted it with seeds and pruned it a little bit. It has been planted for several years despite such a big pot. These kinds of micromoon are also good, but you need to pay attention to pruning. This is sorrel Grass... Bougainvillea? Bougainvillea cannot be placed on the table, it will grow very large."
"Yeah." Lu Ci nodded repeatedly, "I want this, this, this, and that. How much? Shall I sweep you, or you sweep me?"
After paying the money, he directly ordered errands on the Wangxiang Life APP to help send the flowers back, and then said to the flower stall owner: "Boss, no one comes to your stall here, so you can go to the old town. You can place it over there." booth."
The flower delivery ghost subconsciously nodded, and when the errand ghost arrived, he suddenly jumped up, and shouted at the neighbor ghosts who had disappeared inexplicably just now, and now reappeared inexplicably: "He asked me to go out and set up a stall!" He looked at the phone number on his phone. The amount, hands shaking, "It's Yangjian's real money! I can sell flowers outside!"
The author has something to say:
Xiaolu ╰(*°▽°*)╯: Hit the workers!
Brother Ah Shui ╰(*°▽°*)╯: The soul of a migrant worker!
Brother Ah Shui ╰(*°▽°*)╯: Part-time workers have to become souls!
Fawn: ∑(っ°Д°;)っ
(Finish)
It turns out that some things just stay in the mind and people can scare themselves to death.But if you really see it, it's not so scary.
When I wake up in the morning, my legs are not soft~
Xie Yibing doesn't have to be cautious, he should just do what he should do when he comes back from get off work.You can also have breakfast with your younger brother.
Lu Ci glanced at his sandwich, then at Xie Yibing's braised beef noodles, and protested, "Why do we eat differently?"
Brother Xie took on the posture of the head of the family, with a fierce face on his face: "I have dinner after a day's work, and you have breakfast. Go brush your teeth and wash your face, and go to work after eating."
Lu Ci thought for a while: "It seems to make sense." When he sat down at the dining table, he refused to accept it, "Then what you ate last night, I was supper and you were breakfast. Then you eat crayfish and small barbecue for breakfast. Double standards .”
Xie Yibing's eyes turned blood red in an instant, and he leaned over sullenly: "Because I'm a ghost, I can eat whatever I want."
"Hiss—" Lu Ci took a deep breath, his legs became weak again, and his mouth was still stiff, "I, I'm not afraid."
"Tsk." Xie Yibing didn't bother to pay attention to him, picked up a very light sandwich with lettuce, tomato and boiled eggs, and slammed it into his mouth. Like worried parents, explain the precautions for going to work sentence by sentence.
Lu Ci didn't appreciate it at all: "Okay, I got it. I've been in class for a week, and I'm already proficient at fixing bugs."
"Don't treat people as bugs." Xie Yibing was still worried, "There are a lot of troublemakers out there."
"I am a person with rich work experience, not a young man who just graduated." There are many struggles in the institute.Otherwise, how could there be such a word as a scholar? "Brother Ah Shui, can you manage our school now? Can you throw those bad guys into hell to experience it?" Every time I get stuck, I feel very irritable.
When he first entered the research institute, he helped the teacher run the process, never expecting to encounter so many excuses to deliberately make things difficult.A thing that can be done in 5 minutes has to be run a dozen or even dozens of times.With this time, wouldn't it be good for him to type a few lines of code?
After their team produced results, the situation eased a lot, and he didn't need to run away; but thinking about it still made me angry.
"Not yet. It's not a pilot unit yet. But Hell is currently being repaired, and is actively responding to the changes of the new era. For such a thing, you can design a plan, and maybe it can be adopted." Xie Yibing encouraged, "If you adopt it There will be great rewards."
"Reward?" Lu Ci opened the door, and being blown by the wind outside, his mind cleared up a bit, and he refused, "It's fine to reward a one-day trip to the underworld. I'll go to work first, and see you, brother Ah Shui."
"Goodbye, come back to dinner directly after get off work."
"Oh."
Xie Yibing stood at the door, watching him go to work vigorously, couldn't help showing an old father's smile.
The door of the next room was not opened, and an unmodified pale grimace poked out, teasing: "Yo, she looks like a good wife."
Xie Yibing looked at the hair that was messier than a mop with disgust: "That's my kid, what kind of wife? Be careful with what you say."
"Hee hee hee." Grimace slowly retracted, "You are the good wife. My husband is out to make money, and my wife is as beautiful as a flower at home~ Hehehe. If you have anything, remember to be quiet, I have to rest. "
Xie Yibing almost gave him the sole of his shoe, and went back to the room angrily: "Am I a beast? Would I still attack a child I watched grow up?" He has "lived" for many years, and it's not true What Lu Ci thought was the 27-year-old young man who died suddenly.
Besides, how could he be a good wife?
It was even more impossible for Lu Xiaoci.A squeamish ghost with a handicapped party, there is a high probability that she will be a erhat again.
Xie Yibing simply tidied up after returning to the house, and did not go to sleep, after all, sleep is not necessary for ghosts.
When he opened the door again, the outside had turned into another world—the underworld.
Except that the light is softer, the Wangxiang Street Office in the underworld seems to be no different from the one in the underworld.
The same layout of streets, houses, rivers and trees, even the few pedestrians on the streets during the summer day are exactly the same.
Pedestrians are also very ordinary, except that their faces are a little paler, and they look no different from living people.
The takeaway guy is still wearing a bright red takeaway suit, riding an electric scooter through the streets and alleys, but the delivery location is more often located in the north of the street office dormitory.
Looking north from the dormitory building, it is an ordinary green hill, but the north slope of the hill is a very large cemetery, where not only the dead of Wangxiang Street Office are buried, but also some of the surrounding areas.
Unlike the yang world, the cemetery area in the underworld is the most lively.
There are tall buildings standing there, and all kinds of flowers and trees are planted outside.
When Xie Yibing passed by, he saw a few ghosts sitting around and playing chess under a big tree: "So you're in such a good mood? Don't you want to show off?"
The fusion of the yin and yang worlds does not mean that the living and the dead can freely travel to and from each other's world; it is that the laws of the two worlds are influencing each other.
This influence has actually lasted for hundreds of years, but it was not obvious at first.Until the last few years, there have been particularly obvious changes in Wangxiang.
In Yangjian, Wangxiang Sub-district Office is affected by Yin, the temperature is significantly cooler than the surrounding areas, and because there is no industry in Yin, the air quality is also very good.After going through special approval channels, the Wangxiang Sub-district Office has gradually moved out of polluting factories and developed industries featuring fitness and recuperation.
In the past one or two years, the Wangxiang Sub-district Office has significantly increased the number of people who come from surrounding areas to retire.If they have good conditions, they can buy single-family villas; if they have average conditions, they can rent an ordinary apartment building for not much money.The street runs a tertiary hospital with elderly care characteristics.If you can't figure it out here, it doesn't take half an hour to take a bus to Wojiao City.The price is also very low.
In addition to the elderly, it also attracts some freelancers.
Of course, this cannot be stated clearly.After all, blending with the underworld is taboo in the eyes of most living people.
But in the underworld, the change is more obvious-the sky in the underworld is bright, and apart from some trees with tenacious vitality, even some small flowers and grasses can be grown very well.
Seeing Xie Yibing, the ghosts were startled, as if they were being caught by the head teacher who suddenly appeared from the back door, they immediately floated up and almost overturned the chessboard: "Thank God for your safety."
The other ghost lowered his head and replied tremblingly, "It's not drying under the tree, thank you God for your concern."
A frightened ghost struggled to pick a few lilies: "This is my newly planted lily, thank God for your face and smell it."
For most ghosts, the five senses will degenerate relative to humans.So many ghosts will like flowers with strong fragrance and fruits with sweet taste.The light in the underworld is not good enough to grow sweet fruits; but the ghosts in Wangxiang will grow some flowers, which have been sold to other areas of the underworld and are very popular.
After all, he didn't dare to hand over the flowers in person, so he used a little magic to make the bouquet fly to Xie Yibing by himself.
For a long time, the underworld was barren.The only duty of the underworld in the underworld is to let the undead enter the six realms of reincarnation.
No one cares about the needs of the dead, let alone their psychology.
Due to various reasons, the time of reincarnation of the dead is uncertain.In addition, considering personal reasons, some people have no desire to reincarnate and will stay in the underworld for a long time.
The dead do not need food, clothing, or housing to survive.If it works, just float wherever you want.
However, it's the same everywhere in the underworld, and it's the same wherever you go.
For a long time, Xie Yibing's eyes of the underworld were lifeless, except for a few hells, there were only a few fixed buildings, most of which were very simple.
Now, in just a few years, the underworld can be so angry, which makes him feel sincerely at ease.
Xie Yibing was in a good mood, so he accepted the flowers and left the corresponding money: "If you feel uncomfortable, go back to the house. You can go fishing on Huoshi Island, and it's cooler there." After finishing speaking, he rushed to his office in the underworld.Work more overtime and save more time off. If you save enough, you can take your juniors out to play.I used to be too busy at the research institute, so I didn't have a chance to take the child out for a walk. In the blink of an eye, the child has grown up so much, alas...
A group of ghosts watched Xie Yibing fly away in awe, and then looked at the flower-giving ghost with envy: "You are still a ghost, and you know that Xie Yibing will not be greedy for our things."
"The one given to you is Yangjian's currency, right?"
A few lilies only cost a little money, but they can't stop the envy of all the ghosts.
Thanks to the unique environment of Wangxiang Sub-district, compared with other places in the underworld, the ghosts here live their lives more vividly.But it is easy for them to earn Ming coins, but it is quite difficult to earn Yang Jian's coins.Not everyone has the guts and qualifications to hire them.
The way to communicate between the two worlds is to be admitted to the civil servants of the underworld.Difficulty, in ancient times, civil servants in the underworld were called Yinshen.
Most of the yin gods are temporary workers or contract workers, and they are serious and successful monks.In folklore, there are many records of celestial masters asking gods to exorcise ghosts and evil spirits.Most of them refer to these people.The strength of each of them can crush all celestial masters.After all, there are specializations in the art industry, and there are always more ways for ghosts to deal with ghosts than for humans to deal with ghosts.
And Xie Yibing has a serious plan.
The little spells they have mastered have no way to test civil servants.
In addition, there are ghosts who have mastered special skills, such as the efficient takeaway boy in Wangxiang Street.They are all ghosts who have mastered the five ghosts' fortune-making techniques. Looking at the whole hell, they are also big ghosts with good strength.If it were some poorly managed land boundaries, little ghosts like them would be one mouthful if they fell into the hands of big ghosts.
The flower-giver got the Yangjian currency with a look of embarrassment, took out his mobile phone in front of everyone, and clicked on the Wangxiang Life app: "I have long taken a fancy to a type of amaryllis, double petals, very red flowers, very big... ..."
"Brother, these flowers are a bit expensive."
"There is still a postage charge. Why do we have to charge postage so close?"
"Hey, isn't it delicious to buy two catties of spicy crayfish for tens of dollars?"
"If you want to eat crayfish, buy it yourself."
The flower-giver swears fiercely: "When I sell the flowers to Yangjian, I will have money!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard the sound of a bicycle brake, and a slightly puzzled voice asked, "Boss, are you selling flowers?"
"Yes. What kind do you want?" The flower-giver replied subconsciously, and only then did he see the very thin young man in front of him, and he couldn't help smacking his lips.This ghost is so skinny, I don't know why he was abused when he was alive.
"I want small red flowers, ones that can be placed on the desk." Lu Ci looked at the large flower field behind the flower stall owner with bright eyes, "What is that fluffy one? What is that, and that one?"
"This is cat's tail red." The flower-giving ghost patiently introduced several pots of red flowers around him one by one, "This is hibiscus, it is too big to put on the table. If you don't think it is expensive, you can buy it." I bought this pomegranate bonsai. I planted it with seeds and pruned it a little bit. It has been planted for several years despite such a big pot. These kinds of micromoon are also good, but you need to pay attention to pruning. This is sorrel Grass... Bougainvillea? Bougainvillea cannot be placed on the table, it will grow very large."
"Yeah." Lu Ci nodded repeatedly, "I want this, this, this, and that. How much? Shall I sweep you, or you sweep me?"
After paying the money, he directly ordered errands on the Wangxiang Life APP to help send the flowers back, and then said to the flower stall owner: "Boss, no one comes to your stall here, so you can go to the old town. You can place it over there." booth."
The flower delivery ghost subconsciously nodded, and when the errand ghost arrived, he suddenly jumped up, and shouted at the neighbor ghosts who had disappeared inexplicably just now, and now reappeared inexplicably: "He asked me to go out and set up a stall!" He looked at the phone number on his phone. The amount, hands shaking, "It's Yangjian's real money! I can sell flowers outside!"
The author has something to say:
Xiaolu ╰(*°▽°*)╯: Hit the workers!
Brother Ah Shui ╰(*°▽°*)╯: The soul of a migrant worker!
Brother Ah Shui ╰(*°▽°*)╯: Part-time workers have to become souls!
Fawn: ∑(っ°Д°;)っ
(Finish)
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