Yin and Yang mediator
Chapter 6 On duty, but not fully on duty Too much energy and too little homework
Lu Ci didn't know what kind of consequences he had caused by his casual words, and he didn't even know how Xie Yibing felt when he came home facing a bunch of red flowers. He only knew that what greeted him on the first weekend was not a luxurious dinner, but a pair of The red eyeballs, and the senior brother who is rolling up his sleeves.
Lu Ci just took off his shoes and ran out the door: "Brother Ah Shui, I have something to discuss!"
Brother Ah Shui didn't want to discuss it, and just waved his hand to let the little boy float into the room.
The door slammed shut with a bang, scaring the little deer almost to explode.
"Hey!" It's the same as a ghost movie!
"What the hell!" Xie Yibing was so angry that her eyeballs were redder than flowers, "every day, I bought so many messy things to go home. I can't spend all the money? I don't know how to clean up after I buy it. I come back from work every day. Cooking and doing housework, and I have to make this mess for you!"
Lu Ci glanced at the living room where there was almost no place to stand, and defended in a low voice: "It's not so messy? The balcony is not quite big..."
Xie Yibing pinched his face severely: "Don't talk nonsense, come over and do some work! I've agreed with the property manager to arrange a place for you and plant flowers in the yard. But you have to take care of it yourself, watering, fertilizing, pruning , Deworming, nothing less.”
The children used to be too busy with work and study, and their time to be a demon was limited.Being able to do things like this now is obviously too much energy and too little homework.
Little friend Lu didn't know the power of gardening at first, and after waiting for 5 minutes, he began to cry and beg for mercy: "Brother~Brother Ah Shui~Brother~Brother, I was wrong. I shouldn't have bought so many flowers."
Why do the flower pots look so heavy?
It took a lot of effort to move from the living room to the door, and I had to move from the fourth floor to the first floor.Thinking that there are at least five flower pots of similar size, and there are so many follow-up things, I am very desperate.Isn't Huahua bought home and sprayed with water?
Xie Laogui had a long face, folded his hands on his chest, and showed no intention of helping: "Hurry up! You're whimpering, haven't you eaten?"
"Then I just got off work, so I haven't had dinner yet~ brother, don't you know how to make the flowerpot move by itself, and help me move it?" If you can lift him, of course you can lift the flowerpot, maybe you can Lift a lot of pots at a time.
"You eat five meals a day, thinking I don't know? Didn't you lose weight today?" Xie Yibing became even angrier when he thought about his weight, and chased Lu to scold him, "You haven't eaten less every day, and you haven't worked much recently. Where did the meat go? Is it worth so much food?"
Needless to say, the quality of food in the canteen of the unit.Because of the good environment, the whole Wangxiang Sub-district Office has very good quality agricultural products, coupled with his meticulous feeding, even feeding ants in a week will grow a few catties of meat.As a result, this kid seemed to have eaten air for a week.
Lu Ci was so yelled that he locked his neck and sped up, and then answered loudly: "It's grown! I weighed it this morning, it's grown by 0.1!"
"It's only 0.1, what are you proud of?! Move fast!"
"It's 0.1 kg! kg!" Lu Ci yelled, and suddenly realized that he had already reached the first floor, "Brother Ah Shui, I didn't eat for nothing, my strength has grown a lot!"
Oh my god, he didn't blush or breathe, and moved such a big pot of flowers downstairs.
He is so awesome!
"Heh." Xie Yibing sneered and threw him a shovel, "Come on."
Lu Ci watched him float away, and curled his lips in disdain: "Cut~ I have strength now!"
The uncle guard who was quietly watching the excitement came over with a smile: "Deputy Director Lu, come, this bougainvillea is planted here."
Lu Ci: "Thank you, Uncle." Scratching his head, "I caused you trouble, and I accidentally bought too much."
The uncle doorman waved his hand: "No trouble. There are not so many rules in our dormitory building here, and there are fruit trees we planted by ourselves over there."
Lu Ci has been busy walking around the streets this week: "I haven't been around our community yet."
"Then you plant flowers, and I'll take you around the community by the way."
Lu Ci didn't know the power of Uncle Doorman's words at the time.By the time he planted all kinds of flowers that were not suitable for domestication in the community, he was so tired that he was almost buried in the ground.
The varieties of flowers he bought were too mixed, and the suitable growth environments were different. He also had to consider the growth space the plants needed, so he walked half a circle in the community before he could get it done.If the uncle doorman in the middle hadn't brought a flat cart over, he would have had to explain just moving the flower pots.
This night, Lu Ci ate very well, slept very well, and even snored.
The worried Brother Ah Shui sat on the edge of the bed, squeezed his thin arms, put them back under the quilt and covered them up: "I really have grown some flesh." He patted his belly through the quilt, "Be good at growing flesh, I will take you out to play."
Then Brother Ah Shui returned to his room, turned on the computer and began to assign homework to Lu Ci: "It's been a week, it's time to get down to business."
From spirit to sex, exhaust the children's energy in an all-round way, so that they will be obedient.
The naive Lu Ci ate a bowl of meat pies, finger pies, and meat buns carefully prepared by his brother A Shui the next day. He tore the finger pies in half, put half on Xie Yibing's plate, and sipped milk slippery. Seam: "Brother Ah Shui, I'm on duty today."
Their street office has someone on duty on weekends.Originally, considering that Lu Ci was a newcomer, he didn't think about letting him come. He asked for it on his own initiative.
Comparing the 996 and 007 of the research institute, the current work schedule of [-] to [-] is completely resting.And there is usually no work on weekends, as long as people are there.Colleagues also said that they can play games when they are free.
He didn't plan to play games, and he was not proficient in business, so he took the time to read the past case studies.
Xie Yi ate half of the finger cake without changing his face: "Yes. I know. I happen to have something to do, so let's go together. By the way, you introduced the new flower stall in the old town?"
The director of the sub-district office has the right to issue passes to the residents of the underworld to go to the jurisdiction of the underworld.But when it comes to Lu Ci, two problems arise.
One is that before Lu Ci, this kind of authority was limited to the director of the street office in the underworld.Even the deputy director of the Underworld had to be authorized by Lu Ci first.Lu Yun, director of the street office in Yangjian, couldn't do it.
The other is that Lu Ci is just an ordinary person, how did he issue the pass.
"Hmm. I didn't expect there to be such a big flower garden on the north side of our street. It's too deserted there, and no one goes there usually, so the business should not be very good." Lu Ci squinted his eyes and patted his stomach, "It's all meat, satisfying." Today Be full of energy throughout the day.
Xie Yibing asked about the process carefully, and was even more confused: "Are you really just saying something casually?"
"That's right." Lu Ci's sluggish brain gradually became active, and he realized that something was wrong, "The old town is close to the vegetable market, isn't it possible to set up a stall at will? Oh, you need to apply for a stall certificate."
After working for a week, he has long understood that the vendors in the ancient town are not random, but have strict regulations.Local residents only need to go to the street office to apply for a certificate, pay a symbolic sanitation fee, and then they can set up a stall.Many of the stalls are elderly people, selling vegetables and fruits grown at home, not necessarily to make money, but also to kill boredom.
People of that generation usually work hard all their lives. At the current age, they have retired, but they can't find any hobbies to pass the time.
Set up a stall to sell vegetables, and you can still move and chat with people.
Lu Ci walked around the street every day and saw many stalls filled with pre-packaged vegetables and fruits. He wrote the price and put the payment code on it, and went to the nearby gazebo or under the big tree to chat.
The business has never been so good, but there are not many items for sale, the prices are cheap, and they usually sell out quickly.If they cannot be sold at the collection stand, they will be dealt with very cheaply, such as a large bag of lettuce for one yuan, and a large bag of peaches for ten yuan.When he talked about the prices here with his family, he made his parents envious.
"It's not about the booth certificate..." Xie Yibing stood up suddenly, checked Lu Ci's eyelids and pressed his tongue like a doctor, and then put him on the scale, "Well, 59. It weighs so much after eating so much point."
Lu Ci held the tongue-pressing spoon in his mouth, and he felt bad all over. He almost wanted to push Senior Brother Xie to the ground and beat him.
If you can't beat it!must!Hammer him!
Xie Yibing didn't care about his emotions at all. With a wave of his hand, he cleared the dining table with spells, dragged Lu Ci out to work, glanced at Lu Ci from time to time, and muttered to himself: "No matter how you look at it, you are just an ordinary kid. ..." Words follow the law?
Residents who serve from the underworld to the yangjian, whether they hold the pass or work permits including the booth certificate, are all real objects, and they are a magic weapon with certain functions.Without this special "certificate", even if people in the underworld can go to the yang world, they often cannot touch the objects in the yang world, nor can they communicate with the people in the yang world, and they will be blocked by various things in the yang world such as yang energy and sunlight. hurt.
Hell Patrol has confirmed that the flower-giver's stall proves to be the real deal.
He didn't think Lu Ci would lie to him.The kid has been staring at him for several years, except for being smarter, he is just an ordinary person.
It is not impossible for ordinary people to suddenly have spiritual power, but it usually happens when they are underage.Taking ten thousand steps back, even if Lu Ci suddenly becomes a celestial master who can communicate with ghosts and gods, he is at least 800 years away from being a yin god at his level.No matter how you think about it, it is impossible.
Then there is Qi Yu... He has been away for a total of half a year, and after half a year, he is still the same silly boy, what is Qi Yu?Adventure into a salted fish is almost the same!
Sure enough, the brat was stared at by his parents, and he would lie flat if he didn't whip him. He didn't have the ambition of a young man at all!
Brother Xie thought calmly: the homework has to be doubled.
As soon as he went out, Lu Ci adjusted his external business expression, showing the professionalism of a social elite, polite, modest, mature and stable, and he could not see the irritability towards Xie Yibing in his heart at all.
Dare to call him a little boy?Do you think he is still that 15-year-old kid who doesn't understand anything?
Brother Xie from Yuchun, your version is already behind!
However, the naive Junior Brother Lu never expected that the senior brother would play the new expansion pack to him before he updated the version.
Brother Xie took Lu Ci's hand and stopped at the back door of the street office, and said calmly, "I'm not on duty today, I'll take you to the underworld first."
The author has something to say:
Xiaolu (* ̄(エ) ̄): Think of a way to beat Brother Ah Shui.
Brother Ah Shui (﹁﹃)~→: Don’t think about it.
Xiaolu (* ̄(エ) ̄): Hey!
Brother Ah Shui (﹁﹃)~→: Let’s go to the underworld.
Xiaolu translator o((⊙﹏⊙))o: Go, go to hell.
(完)感谢在2021-08-2523:51:13~2021-08-2713:33:16期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 2301584620 bottles; 10 bottles;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Lu Ci just took off his shoes and ran out the door: "Brother Ah Shui, I have something to discuss!"
Brother Ah Shui didn't want to discuss it, and just waved his hand to let the little boy float into the room.
The door slammed shut with a bang, scaring the little deer almost to explode.
"Hey!" It's the same as a ghost movie!
"What the hell!" Xie Yibing was so angry that her eyeballs were redder than flowers, "every day, I bought so many messy things to go home. I can't spend all the money? I don't know how to clean up after I buy it. I come back from work every day. Cooking and doing housework, and I have to make this mess for you!"
Lu Ci glanced at the living room where there was almost no place to stand, and defended in a low voice: "It's not so messy? The balcony is not quite big..."
Xie Yibing pinched his face severely: "Don't talk nonsense, come over and do some work! I've agreed with the property manager to arrange a place for you and plant flowers in the yard. But you have to take care of it yourself, watering, fertilizing, pruning , Deworming, nothing less.”
The children used to be too busy with work and study, and their time to be a demon was limited.Being able to do things like this now is obviously too much energy and too little homework.
Little friend Lu didn't know the power of gardening at first, and after waiting for 5 minutes, he began to cry and beg for mercy: "Brother~Brother Ah Shui~Brother~Brother, I was wrong. I shouldn't have bought so many flowers."
Why do the flower pots look so heavy?
It took a lot of effort to move from the living room to the door, and I had to move from the fourth floor to the first floor.Thinking that there are at least five flower pots of similar size, and there are so many follow-up things, I am very desperate.Isn't Huahua bought home and sprayed with water?
Xie Laogui had a long face, folded his hands on his chest, and showed no intention of helping: "Hurry up! You're whimpering, haven't you eaten?"
"Then I just got off work, so I haven't had dinner yet~ brother, don't you know how to make the flowerpot move by itself, and help me move it?" If you can lift him, of course you can lift the flowerpot, maybe you can Lift a lot of pots at a time.
"You eat five meals a day, thinking I don't know? Didn't you lose weight today?" Xie Yibing became even angrier when he thought about his weight, and chased Lu to scold him, "You haven't eaten less every day, and you haven't worked much recently. Where did the meat go? Is it worth so much food?"
Needless to say, the quality of food in the canteen of the unit.Because of the good environment, the whole Wangxiang Sub-district Office has very good quality agricultural products, coupled with his meticulous feeding, even feeding ants in a week will grow a few catties of meat.As a result, this kid seemed to have eaten air for a week.
Lu Ci was so yelled that he locked his neck and sped up, and then answered loudly: "It's grown! I weighed it this morning, it's grown by 0.1!"
"It's only 0.1, what are you proud of?! Move fast!"
"It's 0.1 kg! kg!" Lu Ci yelled, and suddenly realized that he had already reached the first floor, "Brother Ah Shui, I didn't eat for nothing, my strength has grown a lot!"
Oh my god, he didn't blush or breathe, and moved such a big pot of flowers downstairs.
He is so awesome!
"Heh." Xie Yibing sneered and threw him a shovel, "Come on."
Lu Ci watched him float away, and curled his lips in disdain: "Cut~ I have strength now!"
The uncle guard who was quietly watching the excitement came over with a smile: "Deputy Director Lu, come, this bougainvillea is planted here."
Lu Ci: "Thank you, Uncle." Scratching his head, "I caused you trouble, and I accidentally bought too much."
The uncle doorman waved his hand: "No trouble. There are not so many rules in our dormitory building here, and there are fruit trees we planted by ourselves over there."
Lu Ci has been busy walking around the streets this week: "I haven't been around our community yet."
"Then you plant flowers, and I'll take you around the community by the way."
Lu Ci didn't know the power of Uncle Doorman's words at the time.By the time he planted all kinds of flowers that were not suitable for domestication in the community, he was so tired that he was almost buried in the ground.
The varieties of flowers he bought were too mixed, and the suitable growth environments were different. He also had to consider the growth space the plants needed, so he walked half a circle in the community before he could get it done.If the uncle doorman in the middle hadn't brought a flat cart over, he would have had to explain just moving the flower pots.
This night, Lu Ci ate very well, slept very well, and even snored.
The worried Brother Ah Shui sat on the edge of the bed, squeezed his thin arms, put them back under the quilt and covered them up: "I really have grown some flesh." He patted his belly through the quilt, "Be good at growing flesh, I will take you out to play."
Then Brother Ah Shui returned to his room, turned on the computer and began to assign homework to Lu Ci: "It's been a week, it's time to get down to business."
From spirit to sex, exhaust the children's energy in an all-round way, so that they will be obedient.
The naive Lu Ci ate a bowl of meat pies, finger pies, and meat buns carefully prepared by his brother A Shui the next day. He tore the finger pies in half, put half on Xie Yibing's plate, and sipped milk slippery. Seam: "Brother Ah Shui, I'm on duty today."
Their street office has someone on duty on weekends.Originally, considering that Lu Ci was a newcomer, he didn't think about letting him come. He asked for it on his own initiative.
Comparing the 996 and 007 of the research institute, the current work schedule of [-] to [-] is completely resting.And there is usually no work on weekends, as long as people are there.Colleagues also said that they can play games when they are free.
He didn't plan to play games, and he was not proficient in business, so he took the time to read the past case studies.
Xie Yi ate half of the finger cake without changing his face: "Yes. I know. I happen to have something to do, so let's go together. By the way, you introduced the new flower stall in the old town?"
The director of the sub-district office has the right to issue passes to the residents of the underworld to go to the jurisdiction of the underworld.But when it comes to Lu Ci, two problems arise.
One is that before Lu Ci, this kind of authority was limited to the director of the street office in the underworld.Even the deputy director of the Underworld had to be authorized by Lu Ci first.Lu Yun, director of the street office in Yangjian, couldn't do it.
The other is that Lu Ci is just an ordinary person, how did he issue the pass.
"Hmm. I didn't expect there to be such a big flower garden on the north side of our street. It's too deserted there, and no one goes there usually, so the business should not be very good." Lu Ci squinted his eyes and patted his stomach, "It's all meat, satisfying." Today Be full of energy throughout the day.
Xie Yibing asked about the process carefully, and was even more confused: "Are you really just saying something casually?"
"That's right." Lu Ci's sluggish brain gradually became active, and he realized that something was wrong, "The old town is close to the vegetable market, isn't it possible to set up a stall at will? Oh, you need to apply for a stall certificate."
After working for a week, he has long understood that the vendors in the ancient town are not random, but have strict regulations.Local residents only need to go to the street office to apply for a certificate, pay a symbolic sanitation fee, and then they can set up a stall.Many of the stalls are elderly people, selling vegetables and fruits grown at home, not necessarily to make money, but also to kill boredom.
People of that generation usually work hard all their lives. At the current age, they have retired, but they can't find any hobbies to pass the time.
Set up a stall to sell vegetables, and you can still move and chat with people.
Lu Ci walked around the street every day and saw many stalls filled with pre-packaged vegetables and fruits. He wrote the price and put the payment code on it, and went to the nearby gazebo or under the big tree to chat.
The business has never been so good, but there are not many items for sale, the prices are cheap, and they usually sell out quickly.If they cannot be sold at the collection stand, they will be dealt with very cheaply, such as a large bag of lettuce for one yuan, and a large bag of peaches for ten yuan.When he talked about the prices here with his family, he made his parents envious.
"It's not about the booth certificate..." Xie Yibing stood up suddenly, checked Lu Ci's eyelids and pressed his tongue like a doctor, and then put him on the scale, "Well, 59. It weighs so much after eating so much point."
Lu Ci held the tongue-pressing spoon in his mouth, and he felt bad all over. He almost wanted to push Senior Brother Xie to the ground and beat him.
If you can't beat it!must!Hammer him!
Xie Yibing didn't care about his emotions at all. With a wave of his hand, he cleared the dining table with spells, dragged Lu Ci out to work, glanced at Lu Ci from time to time, and muttered to himself: "No matter how you look at it, you are just an ordinary kid. ..." Words follow the law?
Residents who serve from the underworld to the yangjian, whether they hold the pass or work permits including the booth certificate, are all real objects, and they are a magic weapon with certain functions.Without this special "certificate", even if people in the underworld can go to the yang world, they often cannot touch the objects in the yang world, nor can they communicate with the people in the yang world, and they will be blocked by various things in the yang world such as yang energy and sunlight. hurt.
Hell Patrol has confirmed that the flower-giver's stall proves to be the real deal.
He didn't think Lu Ci would lie to him.The kid has been staring at him for several years, except for being smarter, he is just an ordinary person.
It is not impossible for ordinary people to suddenly have spiritual power, but it usually happens when they are underage.Taking ten thousand steps back, even if Lu Ci suddenly becomes a celestial master who can communicate with ghosts and gods, he is at least 800 years away from being a yin god at his level.No matter how you think about it, it is impossible.
Then there is Qi Yu... He has been away for a total of half a year, and after half a year, he is still the same silly boy, what is Qi Yu?Adventure into a salted fish is almost the same!
Sure enough, the brat was stared at by his parents, and he would lie flat if he didn't whip him. He didn't have the ambition of a young man at all!
Brother Xie thought calmly: the homework has to be doubled.
As soon as he went out, Lu Ci adjusted his external business expression, showing the professionalism of a social elite, polite, modest, mature and stable, and he could not see the irritability towards Xie Yibing in his heart at all.
Dare to call him a little boy?Do you think he is still that 15-year-old kid who doesn't understand anything?
Brother Xie from Yuchun, your version is already behind!
However, the naive Junior Brother Lu never expected that the senior brother would play the new expansion pack to him before he updated the version.
Brother Xie took Lu Ci's hand and stopped at the back door of the street office, and said calmly, "I'm not on duty today, I'll take you to the underworld first."
The author has something to say:
Xiaolu (* ̄(エ) ̄): Think of a way to beat Brother Ah Shui.
Brother Ah Shui (﹁﹃)~→: Don’t think about it.
Xiaolu (* ̄(エ) ̄): Hey!
Brother Ah Shui (﹁﹃)~→: Let’s go to the underworld.
Xiaolu translator o((⊙﹏⊙))o: Go, go to hell.
(完)感谢在2021-08-2523:51:13~2021-08-2713:33:16期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 2301584620 bottles; 10 bottles;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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