My food delivery can be popular [Entertainment]

The crowded live broadcast room was filled with white bullet screens, with [ahhhhh] everywhere, after a while, a pink high-speed bullet screen suddenly flashed eye-catchingly.

[I really don't understand the significance of inviting these guests to the program group, everyone is squatting in the commentary studio and eating dog food]

"I'm With You" love variety show is hotly broadcast live. The program team invited three pairs of male and female amateurs to form a temporary CP respectively. At the same time, "respectively" invited Qi Tingguan and Bai Yumiao in the Cupid comment room.

The program group put Qi Bai on both ends of the long table in a pretentious manner, with a man and a woman in the middle separated by two hosts. The man's bald head is shiny and he looks like a light bulb.

Qi Tingguan's smile was perfect, and he couldn't make a mistake. Bai Yumiao was still immersed in the joy of being pulled into the Qi family group by Qi Yan, and slipped away from time to time.

The camera switches to live broadcast room No. [-], where the male and female guests are having awkward but polite conversations.

Male guest: "So what shall we do?"

The female guest was a little shy, she blushed and did not speak, and asked after a while: "I can do it, what do you think?"

The male guest cleared his throat in embarrassment: "I can do it too, why don't we see what's in this room..."

The host gave Qi Tingguan his gaze, "Hey, Brother Guan, what do you think about this?"

Qi Tingguan was also drunk on the variety show that Hao Tu forced him to accept, but it was all on, so he could only look at the screen kindly, and commented: "The male and female guests have not opened up the situation yet, and the male guests are not active enough."

The hostess of Ba Po immediately winked and asked, "If Brother Guan was a male guest, what would you do with your date?"

The bullet screen brushed the words "Bai Yumiao" half of the country, and the remaining half was "do something you love to do".

Qi Tingguan pretended not to see, and said, "Probably based on the other party's interests, such as..." He paused, and suddenly realized that Bai Yumiao didn't seem to have any obvious interests, except...

He paused, "For example, take out the car brochure and ask the other party's favorite configuration and car model."

"Wow!" The host was shocked by this answer. She knew the requirements of the program group very well, and seduced her very well, "So I can understand that the person Guan Ge likes actually likes cars? Then if Guan Ge Would you like to play with cute models on a date?"

Before Qi Tingguan had time to answer, Bai Yumiao, who had been wandering all the time, suddenly went online. He turned on the microphone and said rigorously: "I think the people Guan Ge likes don't know how to play with models. If they want to play with cars, they can play with cars, whatever car model."

Barrage:

【23333333】

【Xiaobai feels angry】

[Xiaobai: Use the model to perfuse me?Do you still want to love me? 】

[Will a passer-by be stunned when he bumps into it? Qi Tingguan and the girl he likes are reading car viewing books together...]

Seemingly unable to see the barrage, Bai Yumiao glanced at the camera seriously, and said, "Based on my understanding of Brother Guan, I would buy it directly after figuring out the configuration, not pretending to choose from a brochure. "

[Focus, based on your understanding of Brother Guan! 】

[Brother Guan must have given you a car! 】

[Xiaobai has so many cars, I haven’t seen the same one before]

[Brother Guan didn’t give it away before. If Brother Guan wants to give it away, he must give it a pink car. Xiaobai doesn’t have a pink car, right?]

The host looked at the explosion barrage and smiled leisurely, "Okay then, let's see what CP No. 2 is doing now."

The camera cuts, and in the No. 2 live broadcast room, the girl just asked the boy, "What's your impression of me?"

The boy said cautiously: "I think you are very good."

Girl: "Where is it good?"

The boy thought for a while, "It's just that you are very rigorous in your work. Just now we were stirring the flour together. You carefully prepared all the paper towels and everything. And you are also very hardworking, rushing to stir it, that arm is very sore ..."

It was too horrible to see. Veteran cadres such as Qi Tingguan couldn't stand it any longer. The barrage of question marks filled the wall, and the hostess threw the question to Qi Tingguan again in due course, "Does Brother Guan also think that the boy's answer is zero?"

Qi Tingguan commented: "I think his answer is not to praise a romantic partner, but to evaluate a company employee. Rigorous work, hard work, these are words that I would use to evaluate my artists, and I would not use them Evaluate who you like."

The male host clapped his hands in agreement, "Yes! I think so too. This boy subconsciously praises these aspects, so I think he still won't call her now."

The hostess suddenly changed the subject, "Speaking of evaluating the artists under my command, let me give you eight hexagrams. Brother Guan has brought so many artists, and now I just ask you to evaluate one of them, what would you say?"

Qi Tingguan paused, "For example, I brought a boy called Song Kaiyuan before. I think he has good professional skills, is open-minded and eager to learn, and has an upright character."

Hostess: "Ge Da, who gained a lot of popularity by playing the little stammer in a TV series, is also Guan Ge's artist, right?"

Qi Ting nodded, "It used to be. Ge Da has the courage to accept challenges and works diligently. Although he is easily nervous, he has a good camera sense."

The hostess seemed to come prepared, and asked the artists that Qi Tingguan had brought in those years one by one. After a while, she suddenly asked, "What about Xiaobai? How do you evaluate Xiaobai?"

Qi Tingguan was stunned for a moment.

Variety show old fritters are stuck.

Looking at Bai Yumiao's sly smile for a moment, he couldn't make it up for a moment, so he could only say instinctively: "Xiaobai is good-looking, cute, and lively."

Host: "Oh—"

Hostess: "Oh—"

Barrage: [Oh——]

Bai Yumiao blushed, "Thank you boss for complimenting me, the above three sentences are the most constructive evaluation of me as an artist!"

Qi Tingguan was stunned because he was so choked that he couldn't speak. The old man blushed so much that he could only clear his throat, ignoring the boos on the barrage, and cut to CP No. 3.

CP No. 3, the male and female guests have just worked together to finish a glass of sparkling water.The program team suggested that the two of them have a taste, and the male guest reached for another cup, poured out half of it rigorously, and pushed it to the female guest.

Bai Yumiao finally found a bit of state to record the show, and rushed to speak, "This behavior is too powerless to complain about!"

The hostess raised her eyebrows, "Oh? What do Xiaobai think should be done?"

"The man should pick up the cup and feed it to the girl!" Bai Yumiao gritted his teeth, "Such a beautiful drink, half poured out, the layers are gone, and the mint leaves have fallen off, what a waste of fun."

He paused and then said, "And the straw that the program crew put in the cup is very meaningful, it is for the male guest to hold it to feed the female guest, hey, what a waste of opportunity..."

Before he could finish his sentence, he saw Qi Tingguan slowly unwrapping the straw in front of him.

Bai Yumiao: "..."

【! ! ! 】

[Are you coming!Brother Guan is about to start again! 】

The program team prepared fresh lemon juice for everyone, Qi Tingguan put the straw into the cup and got up and said: "I agree with Xiaobai's statement, boys should hold the cup to feed each other at this time, I say so You may not understand, that's it..."

【you come back!Sit down for me! 】

[God damn we don't understand, we can understand human language, OK? 】

[Have you been given a demonstration?Ah ah ah you sit down ah you fouled! 】

The old man has a thick skin and can push away tens of thousands of fans. He walked to the side of Bai Yumiao with a cup in his hand as if he had nothing to do. He pretended to glance at the stool occupied by the male host, and bent one knee "had to" and "had no choice but to" He squatted beside Bai Yumiao.

Bai Yumiao: "..."

Barrage: [Ah, I'm dead! ! 】

The man's voice softened, and he said, "Like this..."

"Try it."

He stretched out his hand, and the end of the straw just touched Bai Yumiao's lower lip.The little itch touched people's hearts, Bai Yumiao's ears were red, he took the cup with both hands almost as if fleeing, looked at the nose and nose and the straw, sucked it to the end, and drank the drink dry.

Qi Tingguan smiled, "Look, at this time, the other party will involuntarily have a rapid heartbeat and behave abnormally. Under the effect of adrenaline, even the lung capacity has increased."

Bai Yumiao: "..."

Barrage:

[Wow, are you so flirtatious? 】

[Look at Xiaobai's reaction!Ah I'm dead again! 】

【Xiaobai blushes and can't read】

[Oh my God, you two are an old husband and wife, let's be individuals! ! 】

[I can understand the intention of the program group, but I can't believe Brother Guan is so cooperative]

[Give me back Qi Tingguan who is not close to beauty! ! 】

【You are really not afraid of being blocked 23333】

The old man looked at the barrage with a smile, "What is the nonsense about the barrage? I'm just giving a demonstration to male guest No. 3, but unfortunately he can't see it. Don't forget to remind him to watch the replay later."

Bai Yumiao immediately said: "But the program team also needs to remind male guest No. 3 not to do this, he is too sophisticated, and the other party may feel uncomfortable without any emotional basis!"

Qi Tingguan thought of something, nodded in agreement and said: "Yes, the words of old couples may not be applicable, of course, some people are old couples and still cute, maybe it is also applicable."

Bai Yumiao: "..."

In the live broadcast, Bai Yumiao's ears were getting redder and redder, as if they were bursting with blood, very conspicuous.

The director team was wicked, and deliberately pulled in the camera for a close-up, and the barrage exploded even more.

After Qi Tingguan finished feeding the drink, he seemed to casually glance at the host's stool.

The male host understood, and quickly stood up and said, "Brother Guan, sit here! Let's change seats."

Qi Tingguan: "Oh no, why not be polite."

While speaking, he sat down unceremoniously.

Bai Yumiao: "..."

The audience finally realized that the show crew didn't really want everyone to watch the three couples of amateur guests.The show started for 10 minutes, and everyone watched the guests for less than 5 minutes. The rest of the time was spent by the host throwing bait for Qi Bai and CP to show their affection.

Those three couples of amateur guests were probably used for trial.

The hostess held her heart and asked Qi Tingguan, "I think Brother Guan must be very fond of his significant other in real life. Brother Guan is now approaching his thirties, and he must have accumulated some experience in getting along in love, which can be given to those in front of the camera. Would you like to share a little?"

Qi Tingguan paused, then said with a calm smile, "Of course."

He pondered for a moment, then said with a serious expression, "There are mainly two points."

The barrage seemed to be much quieter, and everyone was looking forward to hearing Brother Guan's small class.

Qi Tingguan: "The first point is actually to ask yourself, is the other person a cute person in your eyes? No matter what weird things the other person does, do you feel cute from the bottom of your heart?"

The man suddenly remembered when the two had just met, couldn't help but chuckled in a low voice, and said, "You must think carefully before getting together, for example, he is a showman, he lies every day, he pulls countless WeChat groups, his students The era wrote love letters to one hundred and four people, he spent a lot of money to trick others, he never threw away the plastic cup after drinking milk tea, he even raised pigs... all these things, in your eyes, what is it? Shortcomings or cuteness?"

The bullet screen was blank for a second, and then the [/tears run] and [/heart] swiped across the entire screen.The old man stopped suddenly, and smiled very formulaically, "I'm not substituting my relationship. As we all know, I don't have a relationship, and I want to be single until I die. I just mentioned a few unbelievable little habits of my friends as examples. .”

Barrage:

【I believed your fart】

[Yes yes yes, the entire entertainment industry has received certifications, you and Bai Yumiao have been single until death]

[No substitution, I did not substitute [doge] at all]

Bai Yumiao snorted unceremoniously in the microphone, and said: "I agree with Brother Guan's point of view. You must ask yourself if you can accept the other party's weirdness. For example, those that kill your fashion cells and force you to Letting you wear old-fashioned trousers, letting you drink hot water if you have nothing to do, and other bad behaviors, can you be considered cute in your heart?"

Bai Yumiao took a deep breath, "If you can feel cute, then your relationship will at least last longer than mine."

【23333 Xiaobai, are you going to laugh at me to death】

【All right!The whole world knows that the audience at the concert forced you to wear a pair of pants that you don't like! 】

[You have been complaining about this matter for more than a month!receive! 】

The man glanced at him reproachfully, coughed, and continued: "The second point is also very simple, that is, to accompany the other party to do things that will make him feel comfortable and happy. He is a good actor, so you can enjoy playing with him. He If you love gossip and tricks, then you can laugh with him. He raises pigs, so you can buy some small skirts for his pigs. In short, only by increasing each other’s happiness can the relationship be worth looking forward to.”

Bai Yumiao: "In short, when you don't have the right to say no, learn to play around."

【Oh my god, my tears just came out and I was held back by Xiaobai】

[Fans: I want to cry.Xiaobai: No, you don’t want to. 】

Qi Ting looked at someone who was obviously moved but still shivering, smiled with lowered eyes, and said: "Yes, when you have no family status, you must learn to admit cowardice."

The hostess showed her aunt's smile and completed the task assigned to her by the director.

She turned to Bai Yumiao again, "Where is Xiaobai? If Xiaobai was in a relationship, what would Xiaobai do?"

"Me?" Bai Yumiao was stunned, never thinking that this question would be thrown to him.

As we all know, he is an interview killer and host harvester. Generally, he is afraid to invite him to any variety show that has a talking part, and if he is invited, he is not easy to take the initiative to cue him.

But this question really caught Bai Yumiao.He thought for a long time, and there was an awkward silence in the live broadcast room.

Ten seconds later, the barrage began to count sheep.

Half a minute later, the barrage began a blind date.

One minute later, the barrage was discussing what to have for dinner.

The host seemed to have made an agreement, and refused to give him a step down.After what seemed like a long century, Qi Ting couldn't watch it any longer, and said with Fu forehead: "I really haven't brought out such an artist. How about you even use your imagination to make up a few sentences?"

The host laughed kindly, realizing that Qi Tingguan wanted them to step up, so he had to change the question, "Why did Xiaobai think about it for so long?"

Bai Yumiao hesitated and said, "Because I don't seem to have any love skills, nor do I have any philosophy of reasoning."

He paused, and said: "My only love affair happened naturally, I was always being myself, and I never had any reservations."

He thought about it for a moment, and then suddenly said: "So I advise everyone, if you can take the high-speed rail, don't take the plane."

host:"?"

Qi Tingguan laughed, "He meant to find the right person."

The man glanced at the young master with flushed cheeks, finally couldn't help it, raised his hand and pressed his head in front of several live cameras.