My food delivery can be popular [Entertainment]

"Code Fox" and "The Bamboo Horse Is Confused" successively screened the seasons of spring and summer.It seems that Bai Yumiao has transformed from a "public figure with positive energy in society" into a truly powerful actor overnight.

On the big screen, the lively boy wearing a sweater and sitting on the back seat of the bicycle, and the handsome agent who shoots the teacher with trembling fingers on the TV, two completely different faces overlapped and intertwined on him, a living person.

The building where his character was analyzed on a certain BBS was as high as 7000 floors.

Analyze his own building with more than 9000 floors.

Bai Yumiao became so angry that at a certain congress, a middle-aged cadre in his 50s seriously proposed to call on young people to set up more positive energy model representatives like Bai Yumiao, who are dedicated, hardworking, and professional.

At the end of the meeting, he received a call from Qi Tingguan's father before he could feel that he was about to be printed in the middle school students' Chinese composition questions.

He was in a corner of the house, standing in a military posture, and was praised by Comrade Qi Yan for half an hour.

Bai Yumiao put down the phone and wiped the sweat from his brow, "Brother Guan, I think I'm so nervous that I lost two catties."

Qi Tingguan collapsed on the sofa and laughed. As early as when he was watching the live broadcast of a certain meeting, he expected that Bai Yumiao would receive this kind of call.He opened two cans of Coke with one hand with two "boom" and "boom", and handed one to Bai Yumiao, "Come on, cheers for your entry into the college entrance examination essay question bank."

"I can't do it anymore." Bai Yumiao let out a mournful howl as if he had been hollowed out, and fell headlong into the sofa.

His cry was so painful that it disturbed Xiao Qi who was sleeping in the corner.The little sow let out a loud fart nervously, ran over in a hurry, and pressed Bai Yumiao's hanging hand with her pig's nose.

Bai Yumiao said weakly: "Girl, Daddy is fine, let Daddy be alone, um..."

The man suddenly pressed down, and Bai Yumiao was imprisoned by his two arms, so he could only passively let him kiss.

The familiar smell sprayed on his ears, itching, Bai Yumiao wanted to curl up his body like a nervous reflex, Qi Ting lifted one leg and pressed it on his two thighs, making him unable to move, and continued to hug his ear. Pan teased maliciously.

Bai Yumiao was bullied so much that he wanted to cry, "Why are you? The old one bullied me after bullying me?"

The man whispered: "My dad spoils you in his way, and I spoil you in mine too."

Xiao Qi on the ground spun around and farted: Daddy, Xiao Qi also pampers you like a pig.

Bai Yumiao was so spoiled that he wanted to cry.

The man kissed his palm-sized face for more than ten minutes before letting go of him reluctantly, then suddenly remembered something, rubbed his head and asked, "6000 million followers, what do you want?" Don't send out a fan benefit?"

Bai Yumiao pushed his head away, and the man's hand came up again. He finally frowned and said, "Have you rubbed enough? Pull me up to sit up!"

Qi Tingguan smiled, pressed down and kissed again.

"..."

After a man "marries", he is a dog.

Bai Yumiao lost his temper completely by being pinched, so he ordered a takeaway with difficulty while maintaining his pressured posture. Thinking of fan benefits, he opened Weibo again and posted a simple but not simple one.

@白玉燥: Hahahahahahahmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Fans quickly bombarded:

[Are you still a person?What are you talking about? 】

[Xiaobai, how long has it been since you showed up, if you are kidnapped, just blink]

[I actually tried to analyze these two lines seriously...]

[6000 million fans, just show me this? 】

【Xiaobai, there are fireworks outside, are you setting them off for us?】

【Look upstairs, I'll wake you up!How heartless is my cub? I don't have 13? 】

Bai Yumiao quickly swiped through two screens of comments, then threw the phone away in despair and threw it on the carpet.

"My fans are mentally retarded, why can't they figure out that I'm asking for help?"

The man said "Huh?" and looked at him tenderly, "Are you calling for help? Is Xiao Qi and I dissatisfied with you?"

"No, I dare not be dissatisfied." Bai Yumiao sighed, sat up, inserted his fingers into the messed up hair, and smoothed it out.

He's just a little overwhelmed with life.

The old man has the waist of a male dog full of vitality, the young sow has a huge lung capacity beyond imagination, and the four times the love of both parents is overwhelmed. His life is a bit too prosperous.

Bai Yumiao took a deep breath, "Qi Tingguan."

Qi Tingguan was taken aback, "Huh?"

Bai Yumiao looked at him seriously, then showed his mobile phone, and there was an order interface for not dying of hunger on the screen.

"Today, you must let me eat this bowl of Liangpi."

"If you don't let me eat, let's break up and live together. If you need to make an appointment for a night, you don't usually see each other."

The man couldn't help laughing, and raised his hand to rub his freshly arranged hair into a bird's nest again. "Eat, your cold is gone, I won't stop you."

Bai Yumiao snorted, and finally felt that there was some hope in life.

After getting the takeaway, he carried the fast food box in a small plastic bag and walked to the living room. As he walked, he glanced at the man on the sofa answering emails to the computer.

The man didn't seem to have any intention of becoming a Tang monk.

So Bai Yumiao slowly squirmed to another sofa, sat down, and opened the package on the small round table.

"I placed another order." The man said suddenly.

Bai Yumiao: "?"

Qi Tingguan crackled and typed a line, saying: "I placed another order, and I ordered four more Roujiamo for you."

"..." Bai Yumiao said vigilantly, "Thank you...but why so much?"

The man crackled and typed another line, sighed, "Baby, you've had a cold for ten days."

It's been ten days since we...

Bai Yumiao was so serious for a second that he almost knocked over the lunch box.

He wanted to too, but somehow he felt that this battle was a little bit scary.

The old man sighed heavily, "I've lived in half a month..."

Bai Yumiao: "..."

Qi Tingguan said again: "Do you know what your dad texted me before?"

Bai Yumiao: "What?"

Qi Tingguan: "Tell me euphemistically, you have a cold and your abilities are limited, let me keep busy with the company's affairs, and don't make you too tired." He sighed speechlessly, "Your father is really dreamy. Now I feel... hey, I'm done."

Bai Yumiao paused, swallowed a mouthful of Liangpi slowly, and said, "But I think what my dad said makes sense."

The man looked up from behind the computer screen, a little confused, "What do you mean?"

Bai Yumiao tried his best to say casually, "My endurance is limited."

Qi Tingguan: "..."

The old man inexplicably felt some kind of mysterious praise, and immediately raised the corners of his lips, "I understand, thank you."

Bai Yumiao: "...What did you understand..."

Silent night.

The lights were turned off in the dead Qi house, the door of the master bedroom was ajar, and there was a mysterious sound coming from inside.

Xiao Qi wandered around outside the door twice, very restless.

This time, Abba and Daddy seemed to be fighting more viciously than usual.He felt that his father was about to die, he was panting and crying, he was about to be beaten into a dead pig.

The little sow was very sad, and finally got up the courage to push the open door with her nose.

The pig that suddenly broke into the room caused the two people on the bed to stop moving at the same time.

Xiao Qi: "Hmph, hum, boom, boom, boom, boom!"

Stop hitting!Don't fight anymore! !

There was an eerie silence in the room for five seconds, and then the deadlock was broken by her father who she wanted to protect all of a sudden.

Bai Yumiao said indifferently and anxiously: "Qi Tingguan, can you throw this pig out?"

Qi Tingguan was also very annoyed, he was interrupted again while he was in the midst of something.Holding his breath, he propped himself up, pulled a quilt to cover his body, and put his feet on the sow's buttocks, trying to kick her out.

Xiao Qi was pushed to the door vigorously by the man's feet, and the pig's trotters grabbed the door frame tightly.

I do not go!I'm not leaving!Dad, don't hit daddy anymore!Hit the pigs!The pigskin is thick and resistant to beating!

The man's tone was displeased, "Are you going or not?"

Xiao Qi: "Humph...huh?"

The man bent down and threw her out

boom!

The door closed relentlessly behind her.

Click.

The door lock was also locked.

Qi Tingguan let out a long sigh, returned to the bed, and hugged Bai Yumiao again.

He said softly, "I'm sorry baby, I didn't close the door just now."

Bai Yumiao snorted, bent down, and silently allowed the man to continue.

Qi Tingguan started working again, but Bai Yumiao suddenly slipped away.

He suddenly remembered his childhood.

One day when he was five years old, Xiaobai, adhering to the spirit of "never give up" that Laobai had always taught him, moved a small bench and forcibly rushed into the bathroom of his parents' bedroom again.

A round head popped up between the clean white ceramic sinks. Xiao Bai grabbed his mother's clothes with one hand and his father's pants with the other, and shouted, "I want to wash my face with you!!"

Lao Bai and Mrs. Bai, who were washing their faces, were not even wet.

Mrs. Bai stood up in embarrassment, and said softly to her son: "Xiaobai, you are five years old, and you have your own bedroom. You have to wash up in your own bathroom, you know?"

Classmate Xiaobai had a pouty face carved in pink and jade, "I don't care! I'm going to wash with you! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

He didn't notice that his dad's air pressure was a little low.

Deeply furrowed brows, heaving chest, and silence are all symptoms of extreme irritability.

Lao Bai lifted his son up immediately, hit his butt with his iron palm, and said angrily: "How many times have I told you, don't break into the bathroom without knocking, don't scream at every turn, you are five I'm old, do you know what it means to see no evil, and do you know what it means to respect the elderly?"

Bai Yumiao was carried outside by him, screaming, "I don't know! I really don't know!"

But as witty as he is, even with his head and feet hanging in the air, he still does not forget to observe the surrounding environment.

He found out how his father's pullover home jacket was worn backwards... the front collar went to the back of the neck.

He was confused: "Dad, you put on your clothes in a hurry, you put them on backwards."

Unexpectedly, the son's kindness and concern were met with a roar from the irritable father: "Go back to your house!!"

bang.

Student Xiaobai was shut out again.

He banged on the door angrily, but there was no movement inside the door.

It was as miserable as Xiao Qi who was banging on the door but getting no response.

"What are you doing?" The man's displeased voice came, his big hand came up and squeezed his face gently, "Sneaking at this time? What do you mean?"

"Ah...I..." Bai Yumiao took a deep breath, suddenly thought of something, and sniffled.

The man stopped moving, "What... what's wrong?"

He slowly let go of Bai Yumiao, a little at a loss, "Did I hurt you?"

Bai Yumiao sat up on the bed with his upper body leaning against the head of the bed, his voice a bit haggard.

"I don't know why, but I suddenly remembered being beaten by my dad when I was a child."

"Ah?" Qi Tingguan was stunned, "Why did you suddenly think of going there at that time?...Why did your father beat you?"

Bai Yumiao took two seconds to conceive, and then lost his mind and said, "Eating Liangpi tonight reminds me, because it happened to be the first time I ate Liangpi when I was beaten when I was a child. Although it doesn't matter, but there is such a memory, you Do you understand?"

Qi Tingguan choked when asked, subconsciously replied: "I...I understand."

"En." Bai Yumiao nodded, and sighed sadly in the long silent night.

"When I was young, I seemed to accidentally interrupt my father and my mother's intimacy. My father picked up the belt and whipped it violently. It made my buttocks go up and down. I am still afraid of Armani's belt."

"..."

Qi Tingguan was a little unsure.

But the man chose to continue observing.He paused and asked, "And then?"

"Then?" Bai Yumiao sighed, "Then I was very confused, why did my father beat his son to death because of such a trivial matter. It took me a long time to find out that my father had to bear the pain of being interrupted in the middle of our intimacy. Mental loss, I gave her a very expensive piece of jewelry. How much do you think it is worth?"

Qi Tingguan frowned, and looked at the showman in the dark room, "How much is it?"

"620 million." Bai Yumiao said mysteriously. He paused, afraid that men would have no idea about money, and said, "It's the same price as that limited-edition high-end pink Bentley Continental! Tsk, what a coincidence!"

Qi Tingguan: "..."

The man asked patiently: "They were all interrupted, why did your father send your mother off, and not your mother?"

Bai Yumiao looked at him confidently, "Because my dad didn't close the bathroom door at that time."

"..."

There was silence in the bedroom for a long, long time.It was so long that Qi Tingguan almost wanted to turn over and get out of bed to light a cigarette.

It's not that he is reluctant, but that the garage really can't fit it.The garage at home, the garage at Bai's house, the garage at the studio... were all fully occupied by the "color spectrum team" that Bai Yumiao had formed in the past six months.

The price of buying a new car is more expensive money to buy a new garage on this precious land.

Bai Yumiao sniffed again.

I don't know if it's because the sky is too dry. He wanted to cry twice, but he didn't cry, a little embarrassed.

The man sighed, "Stop acting, are you tired? I'm afraid you'll choke."

Bai Yumiao, "..."

Qi Ting watched him, his little fair face under the moonlight, his lips were red and glistening from his own kiss.

Master Xiaobai's skin is smoother than satin.

The man still chose to compromise with the beauty, and asked: "Then your father promised to buy your mother the jewelry that is the same price as the pink limited-edition Bentley Continental... Did your mother continue with him?"

Bai Yumiao was excited when he heard the words, his eyes blinked, they were dark and shiny.

"Go on, go on, my mom loves my dad so much and is willing to do anything for him."

Qi Tingguan: "..."

A week later, young master Bai Yumiao, a national idol who never sees the end of Shenlong, suddenly went online and posted a Weibo with a picture.

@白玉燥: As shown in the picture.Who complained in the variety barrage before that the boss didn't give me a pink car?Come out and get beaten!

[End of Qi Bai CP full series]

The author has something to say: it's over here, it's time for Xiaobai and Brother Guan to say goodbye to everyone!