Did the Demon King hug the hero's thigh today?

The noon sun was warm, the fat orange cat stretched on the ground, and Old Horn yawned.

No one should have nothing to do, just run to a small dilapidated church in a remote and outdated tourist resort at noon, right?Moreover, no one has used the teleportation array for two or three months... So, he should not be found if he secretly takes a nap.

Thinking of this, Old Horn closed his eyes, and the fat orange cat took the opportunity to jump onto his knees and curled up into a ball.

……

"Where is this?" Yu Guo looked at the strange scene in front of him and asked in a low voice.

"It doesn't matter where it is," Yule stepped out of the teleportation array, "Go out while no one is there."

"There is someone." Yu Guo pointed to the old Horn who was dozing off on the recliner beside him.

"Meow meow!" Like telepathy, the fat orange cat suddenly opened its eyes, it meowed vigilantly, and its big fluffy tail twitched at Old Horn twice.

"Tom!" Old Horn woke up from his dream, and grabbed the cat's tail angrily, "What good thing did you stupid cat do! You..." The second half of Old Horn's words stuck in his throat.

He stared at the two people and a dog that suddenly appeared in front of him for a long time, then raised his hand and rubbed his eyes...

Grass is still there!

Is there really someone here to teleport at this time? !

Old Horn was startled, jumped up from the rocking chair, grabbed the registration book beside him, cleared his throat, and asked sharply, "You two, where are you from, where are you going, and what's your name? Send me the token and show it!" "

Before he could finish his sentence, he felt a shadow over his head, and a cold voice sounded in his ear: "You are dreaming, close your eyes, and continue to sleep."

The back of the neck was slapped firmly, the registration book fell to the ground, and Old Horn closed his eyes again.

……

Yu Guo was dragged by Yuer across a street, turned a few more turns, and walked into a deserted alley.

"Where are we going?" Yu Guo couldn't help asking.

"Change your clothes and run away, the arrest warrant from the Holy See of Holy Light should come soon." Yule said without turning his head.

Speaking of the Vatican of Holy Light, Yu Guo suddenly realized one thing: he still owes Yule an explanation about his devil vest that fell on the ground.

Just like damn Monday always comes with the alarm clock coming on time, some explanations have to be said even if they sound ridiculous.Especially when the other party saved your life.

"Yul", Yu Guo stopped and said bravely, "I'm sorry."

"What?" Yul looked back at Yu Guo.

"I'm the devil king", Yu Guo bit his lower lip hard, and the sweet smell spread in his mouth; after a long while, he raised his head, looked directly into Yuer's eyes, and said solemnly: "I lied to you before, very soon Feel sorry."

The breeze picked up the blood-stained hem of the clothes, and the golden hair flew in the air. Yuer turned around, facing the light, and walked towards Yu Guo step by step.

"No need." Yul looked at him and said lightly, "You didn't lie to me. When did you say that you are not the devil? You only said that you are a cook." It’s just part-time summoning.”

"Ah?" Yu Guo recalled for a moment, it seems that he did not tell Yule explicitly that he is not the devil king.

"You didn't say it, so it's not cheating." Yule affirmed.

"Oh", Yu Guo nodded blankly. Although it sounds reasonable Yazi, you seem to have overlooked something, brave man?Yu Guo looked up at Yuer, "But the point is, I'm really the devil."

"So what?" Yuer raised his eyebrows nonchalantly, "Did you attack humans? Or did you massacre the village?"

"No, no," Yu Guo quickly waved her hand, "I swear to Temensu's milk wine, I really didn't do any of these things."

"Well. Although we can't choose our identity, we can decide our behavior." Yuer raised his hand and rubbed Yu Guo's disheveled hair, and there was a rare gentle ripple in his blue eyes.

"Since you didn't do any of the things that the devil should do, and you actively participated in the crusade against yourself, regardless of your personal safety, went deep into the mushroom pile, and made the first contribution in the child abduction case... These behaviors are enough to fully prove that you are not The Demon King, at least not the one who should be defeated."

"Dumb~dumb~"

On the top of the wall, a few fat crows flapped their wings and flew into the sky; under the top of the wall, Yu Guo, whose heart was as messy as her hair, stared blankly at Yuer.

This speech is super positive in three views, sincere in emotion; true and objective, rigorous in logic; well-founded and convincing!

The most touching thing is that this speech that transcends the prejudices of race and identity comes from the mouth of a brave man whose mission is to kill the devil!What kind of true love and boundless love is this?

For a moment, Yu Guo even had some doubts, was it him or Yuer who fell off the horse?

In order to make sure that she didn't have auditory hallucinations, Yu Guo asked the air in front of her with a puzzled expression, "Ex, did you hear it too? What do you think?"

The sunglasses floating in mid-air swayed up and down, as if a non-existent head was nodding; a firm voice sounded in the transparent air: "Brother is right!"

Yu Guo: ...

"Is there nothing else to ask? Can I go?" Seeing that Yu Guo was still standing still, Yuer couldn't help urging.

"Yes, yes!" Yu Guo asked with question marks all over her head, "Why did you save me even though you knew I was the devil?"

"Do you monsters have a bad memory?" Yuer stretched out his hand and patted Yu Guo's head, "Didn't I say that I would not abandon you? It doesn't matter whether you are a black-bone monster or a demon king." .”

"But you are a brave man, the mission of a brave man is not..." Yu Guo interrupted impatiently before Yu Guo could finish speaking.

"I didn't want to be a hero at first, but you asked me to draw the sword; besides, didn't I become that boring hero?" Yule said indifferently, "Didn't I even give them back the sword of the brave? !"

Yu Guo sighed silently.

In his real name, he suggested that the next time Sword of the Brave chooses a hero, he must remember to wear glasses and look carefully! !Look, who are the people chosen here!

Seeing Yu Guo's regretful expression, Yuer couldn't help but frown slightly; he thought for a moment, and added: "Don't worry, anyway, we already got the deposit for the crusade mission, and now we can earn a lot of money by running away. .”

……

"Are you sure you're here?" Yu Guo stopped in front of the huge floor-to-ceiling windows, looked at the dazzling array of products in the glass window, looked at the pink and tender sign above her head, and finally looked at Yule in disbelief.

"Yes." Yuer nodded with certainty, he held Yu Guo's wrist, and pushed open the very dreamy pink door.

"Hello, both of you, welcome to Wonderful Nuannuan!" The twins in pink Lolita dresses shook their long pink hair, showing a pair of sweet smiles like mirror reflections.

Yu Guo twitched the corners of her mouth stiffly, gave a very difficult smile, and grabbed Yuer's arm: "Brother, this place sells women's clothing!"

"There are also men's clothes!" The twins pointed to a small area on the left, "dresses, casual clothes, ready-to-wear, and custom-made clothes are all available."

I see!Yu Guo immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and raised her legs to walk to the left.

"No", Yuer pressed Yu Guo's shoulder, stretched out his hand and pointed in the opposite direction, "Let's go this way."

Looking over with those slender fingers, Yu Guo's breath suddenly became stagnant - on the densely packed hangers and the colorful fabrics, there is a brand new world that he has never set foot in.

The plain white long skirts fell to the ground, and the dark lines embroidered with silver thread radiated in the sun, as if dragging a shining fish tail; under the tight soft deerskin corset, the sky blue skirt was fluffy and drooping, covered with Layers of lace, the neckline and girdle, milky white satin tied into two bows, one big and one small...

In addition, there are colorful and different wigs in the cabinet, several large drawers full of headgear, necklaces, bags...

Yu Guo's mind suddenly flashed the ferocious image of the blond princess in a sky blue dress on the day when she first met.

Damn, why did I forget the attributes of Yule's women's boss!

Yu Guo suddenly looked terrified and turned around to run away.

"Stop", Yule pressed his shoulder tightly, leaned over and whispered in his ear: "In order to avoid being wanted by the Holy See, we have to disguise."

The voice was low and powerful, coupled with Yule's bewitching and oppressive blue eyes, Yu Guo was stunned to hold back the sentence "That's not going to change his gender", and nodded with tears in his eyes.

"No problem." The pink twins were not surprised at all, and asked calmly: "What's the guest's budget? We can recommend clothes of corresponding price for you according to the budget."

Yuer silently took out a gold bar from the space ring and put it on the counter, the twins were taken aback for a moment; seeing this, Yuer took out another gold bar, and seeing that the twins didn't speak, he took out another one ... After doing this several times, Yule finally couldn't help asking: "Is it enough?"

"Enough is enough," the pink twins trembled in unison, "Buying all the clothes in our store is enough!"

Yule nodded: "Bring all the ones that are the right size, hurry up, we are in a hurry."

The pink twins' eyes lit up immediately, and they took a small measuring tape in front of Yu Guo and Yuer to measure. A few minutes later, they reappeared in front of them pushing two racks of clothes.

"Try it," Yul patted Yu Guo's shoulder, and pointed to a large rack of clothes in front of him.

"Try...what are you trying?" Yu Guo looked at the row of colorful bows and lace, and the alarm went off in his mind. Although he did follow and collected a few cute male cosplayers, it didn't mean he wanted to join Army of women's clothing!

Yu Guo bit her lip, looked up at Yuer, and said decisively: "You have experience, you come first."

"I..." Yuer's ears were blushing, he turned his back quickly, and said in a hoarse voice, "I had no choice but to."

Time passed by, Yuer and Yu Guo stood back to back, neither said a word, neither was willing to choose first; embarrassment flooded the air.

The pink twins looked at each other, and said thoughtfully, "Are you two wearing it together?"

"Yes." Yu Guo and Yuer replied in unison.

"Those two can choose together." The pink twins said in unison.

"How to choose?" Yu Guo and Yuer asked in unison.

"You can choose the corresponding costumes according to the roles you want to play. If it's the first time, why not try the combination of the eldest lady and the maid? It's simple and fast." The pink twins said in unison again.

"Okay." Yu Guo and Yuer replied in unison again.The sunglasses floating in the air trembled in horror: There were four people talking, but why did he only feel two people!

……

"Okay!" One of the pink twins patted Yu Guo's shoulder and praised: "This suit really suits you so well!"

Although the mouth of the salesman is a deceitful ghost, but the pink twins swear to Shengguang, the praise just now is not a little bit watery, it is absolutely true and from the heart.

"Really?" Yu Guo opened his eyes from escaping reality, turned to look in the mirror

His eyes suddenly went dark.

The black Rem in front of him, is he? ! ! !

The ascetic black bottom skirt set off the slender waist, and the white apron with lace came to an abrupt stop ten centimeters above the knees. The creamy white high socks outlined the straight and slender shape of the calves, and on the feet were a pair of small black with round toes Leather shoes with two bows tied on the laces.

Yu Guo rubbed his forehead in horror, and heard a crisp ringtone. He looked for the sound and looked down...

Mom!The white stand-up collar is hollowed out from the base of the neck to the top of the chest!The snow-white skin was exposed in the air, and there was a small pink bell hanging in the collarbone fossa! !This designer is too good at it! ! !

Yu Guo's heart is not good, even the bell is there, so it should be... He moved his eyes up inch by inch, and sure enough, he saw a pair of furry cat ears on the top of his head; Accidentally caught a fluffy black tail!

Yu Guo: Made!Why is there a cat girl in the good western fantasy world!Steam goose heart in a dead house!He just wants to drag that game planner out and rub it on the ground!

"Guest, are you ready to change?" came the voice of Dividend Twins from outside the door.

"It's changed!" Before Yu Guo could reply, the same voice sounded from inside the door, and opened the door.

"you!!!"

"you!!!"

Yuer and Yu Guo opened their mouths at the same time tacitly, and closed their mouths at the same time tacitly.

The blue velvet long dress was embroidered with patterns of stars, and when worn on Yuerxin's long figure, it looked like a hanging galaxy; the long golden hair was like strands of golden sunlight, and those blue eyes were like It is the brightest double star in the galaxy.

Terrible!Yule women's clothing is so beautiful!It's scary to be a big guy in women's clothing, huh!

On the opposite side, Yul also looked at Yu Guo in a daze.

He looked at it, and involuntarily raised his hand to touch the pair of furry cat ears on the top of his head.

Yu Guo suddenly regained consciousness, blushing and took a step back, the small pink bell around her neck suddenly rang.

Yule's eyes fell on the pink bell, and then moved down the bell inch by inch, scanning back and forth on the white and slender collarbone.

"By the way, can this be taken off?" Yu Guo shook the ears on the top of her head, shook the tail in her hand, and looked at Yuer aggrieved.

Yule's Adam's apple rolled suddenly, and the knuckles hidden in the wide sleeves turned white.

"No, cat ear headbands and cat tails are the most sought-after accessories in the upper class this year, and the maid who wears this kind of accessories is a symbol of the master's noble status." The pink twins said in unison.

"Well," Yule nodded, "Then you should take it with you."

He glanced at the twins with great satisfaction, and pointed to the two rows and one rack in front of him, "Don't try it, I'll take all of these."

……

Yu Guo propped up her legs, sat on the pink heart-shaped sofa with a golden knife, drank the black tea in the cup, looked at the blond girl opposite with a smile, and asked, "Master, where are we going next?" ?”

"Cough cough cough", Yuer coughed so hard that the cup in his hand almost fell out.

Yu Guo pulled out the lipstick velvet cake, enjoying the wonderful afternoon tea very happily, seeing Yuer's embarrassed expression.

"Devil King City, go to your territory." Yule replied hoarsely.

"What?" The small fork in Yu Guo's hand fell into the white porcelain plate with a snap.

"Can't you? Isn't that the safest place?" Yule stared at the stunned maid opposite, and suddenly frowned slightly, "You won't, can't you go back?"

There was a crisp ringtone next to her ear, and Yu Guo nodded awkwardly.

Yule sighed, and after a while, he got up helplessly, "Let's go, let's go buy some weapons."

"Wait!" The cat-eared maid suddenly slapped her thigh and shouted excitedly, "I suddenly thought of a place! This is the right time to go!"

……

"Two people, go to Yakuza." The black-haired maid handed out a bag of gold coins.

Old Horn raised his head and looked at the two beautiful girls in front of him, feeling a little familiar; but he couldn't remember when and where he had seen them.

He slept for too long, and the back of his neck was a little sore, so he simply lowered his head and stopped thinking about this issue.He was about to activate the teleportation circle when he suddenly noticed a huge, bulging black leather bag in the maid's hand.

"What's in your bag?" Old Horn asked, pointing to the black leather bag.

"A little local product," said the tall and cold blonde girl suddenly, "I have fat hair, take it home and grow it up to make ham."

"Ah," Old Horn nodded approvingly, "Remember to touch the red mushroom sauce! Chicken flavor, crunchy."

"Okay!" The black-haired maid laughed, the cat ears on her head flickered, and the bell around her neck rang.

"What a lovely girl~" Old Horn murmured, watching the smiling faces of the girls disappearing in the white light.