Did the Demon King hug the hero's thigh today?

On the black wall, there are two portraits of men.

The one on the left has blond hair and blue eyes, sharp lines, abstinence and aloofness; the one on the right has curly black hair, clear black pupils, clear and lovely.

If it weren't for the two bright red characters on the top of the head - "Wanted", one might think that this is a promotional poster for a new play in the theater.

"Beautiful ladies, if you find these two people, please report to the church." The priest pointed to the wanted notice on the wall, and said to the girl who was whispering around the wanted notice and still screamed twice from time to time.

"Mr. Priest," the brown-haired girl in the front row said blushingly, "I can't see clearly, can you give me a poster, oh no, a wanted flyer? I'll take it back and have a closer look!"

"Yes." The priest took out a thick stack of wanted notice leaflets from the paper bag behind him, picked up one and handed it to the girl.

The brown-haired girl carefully finished the flyer, took a deep breath, pressed the flyer to her chest, and ran out of the crowd with a happy face.

There was a sudden commotion in the crowd.

"Mr. Priest, I want one too!"

"I want it too! When I see them, I must catch them immediately and lock them tightly!"

……

The priest looked at the girls scrambling to get the arrest warrants, and was filled with emotion: Who said that young people nowadays are indifferent to public affairs!By the light!The scene where the beautiful girls can't wait to contribute to social order is so touching!

There was only one warrant left in the blink of an eye, and the priest was about to call it a day when a soft voice suddenly came from in front of him.

"Excuse me, can you give me this one, my lord priest?"

As soon as the priest looked up, he saw a black-haired girl in a maid outfit looking at him with a smile.

The slightly curly black hair covered one of the girl's eyes, and the exposed black pearl-like pupil blinked at him, and the pink bell on the white neck trembled along with the furry cat ears on the top of the head, sending out a burst of light. Crisp ringing tone...

The priest paused and screamed like a groundhog in his heart.

cute!so cute!Even in a place like Yakuza where maid cafes are everywhere, the black cat maid in front of you is super cute!He was thinking about how to strike up a conversation, when the leaflets in his hand were snatched away one by one.

who? !

The priest looked angrily at the evil hand, and saw a tall (taller than him) blond girl looking at him unhappily. Bingshan, gusts of cold air sprayed on him along the girl's line of sight, making him shiver from the cold...

"Thank you." The cat-eared maid folded the flyer and put it in the apron pocket, then turned her head and left with the blond girl.

Looking at the back of the girl with cat ears leaving, the priest could not help but tighten the silver sword pendant on his chest: Holy Light, please bless this lovely, upright and kind girl!

……

"It's so exciting, so exciting! We couldn't recognize it even standing in front of us!" Yu Guo sat on the table with her tail in her hands, and excitedly dangled her snow-white and slender legs.

"Well", Yule pinched his palm silently, and turned his head away hastily.

His eyes fell on the ordinary street through ordinary windows, looking at ordinary houses and ordinary passers-by, listening to the beating of his ordinary heart, letting his ordinary soul go out of his body in an ordinary way.

After a while, he asked, "Why did I come here?"

"Of course it's rubbing weapons!" Yu Guo jumped off the table.

[The brave man's footprints are all over the continent. He passed Yakusho where the dwarves live, passed through the fluorescent forest where the elves live, crossed the steep mountains, and crossed the stormy lake, and finally arrived at the Demon King City...]

Although in the original game, Yilishao was only mentioned in the cutscenes introducing the plot, but Yu Guo relied on his precise understanding (stepping) and understanding (pit) of the world's urine during this period of time, [-] points I am absolutely sure that the world has definitely imagined a bunch of cute dwarves and planted them in the land of Yakult.

In the general setting of Western Fantasy RPG games, the dwarves don't love Snow White, but only love weapons and beer!

Yu Guo's pale cheeks were tinged with a thin layer of red due to excitement, and her dark eyes were like a night sky full of stars.The corners of his mouth couldn't stop rising wildly, revealing a mysterious smile.

"Brother, have you heard of that legend?" He patted Yule on the shoulder, lowered his voice and whispered a devil in Yule's ear: "Homemade weapons may not be the strongest, but the strongest must be Homemade weapons!"

The dwarves have been gifted weapons (high) weapons (level) and great (iron) masters (craftsmen) since they were born. Since the sword of the brave bestowed by the Holy Light is gone, then find a dwarf brother to customize a strongest weapon Ah——that kind of super-ultra-rare high-end custom self-assembled orange weapon that was born in SSR, a hardcore Scoia'tael & a status symbol of senior players, the moment the weapon is rubbed out, the golden light flashes wildly in front of your eyes! ! !

The blood of professional players is boiling, and the soul of the second is burning; Yu Guo is excitedly jumping on the spot, and the silver bell around his neck is ringing wildly.

"Where are you going to find the dwarves?" Yule held the ecstatic little black cat in front of him, "It seems that we didn't meet the dwarves along the way."

Yu Guo was taken aback, don't say it, it seems to be true.

But considering the world's Naobudi attribute, Yu Guo still waved his hand confidently, "There must be dwarves, let's look nearby." After finishing speaking, he turned around and was about to go out the door.

"Wait." Yuer reached out and grabbed Yu Guo.

A deep voice came close to his ears, Yu Guo saw that pair of slender and powerful arms encircling him in his embrace, and his knuckle fingers slid inch by inch along the fluffy skirt...

The transparent air in front of my eyes suddenly changed color, and there was still a little bit of lavender purple in the overwhelming cherry blossom powder.

The remaining rationality told Yu Guo that he should slap open the paw that was hovering on the verge of sexual harassment, but in fact, he was watching those white and slender fingers slipping through layers of lace without moving or resisting. In the apron between the legs...

The tips of Yu Guo's ears were red as if they were about to bleed, he swallowed heavily, and it took him a long time to find his voice, and asked in a low voice, "What are you doing?"

"Looking for something." His slender fingers sank into the pocket of the apron, and he pulled out a small skeleton man covering his eyes. "Ask it first."

……

Yu Guo stared in shock at the skeleton villain who was thrown on a piece of white paper, several screens of bullets flashed in his mind.

Yu Guo: Old man!When did you hook up with Yule?

12306: Hey, hey, listen to my explanation.

Yu Guo: I won't listen, I won't listen!Yes, he is indeed a bit prettier than me, but no matter how good-looking he is, he is just an NPC!Can he give you five stars and write a thousand words of praise? !

12306: Kiss, it's not what you think!I don't want to either! (But I will be ground to bone powder if I ignore him!)

"Are there any dwarves here?" Yule skillfully stuffed the quill pen into the hands of the skeleton villain, and made a pinching motion with his fingers together, and said lightly, "Let's write."

12306 covered his skull with both hands in horror, cast a look of help to Yu Guo through the cracks in the phalanges, and shouted in Yu Guo's consciousness: Dad, love me again!

Yu Guo: My son's rebellion broke my heart, and my father is really hurt!You pretended to be dead while you were at work and didn't go online. Dad always turned a blind eye. He never thought that you would find another dad behind my back!Look at this emerald crown on my head, is the color bright?

12306: No, Abba!Fishing at work is because I have to do my homework! What about the 200-page inspection QAQ

Yu Guo: 200 pages of inspection? !What did you do behind my back? !

12306: ... (That's not because of you! I feel like the host is completely unreliable today~)

The empty eye sockets of the skeleton villain were filled with inextricable despair. It humiliated and aggrieved picked up the quill pen thrown at its feet, and wrote two words: Yes.

"How to find it?" Yule continued to ask.

The skeleton villain continued to write: "I really can't say this! You can't say it even if you make it into powder! You can ask the shops one by one, and you will always find clues!"

Yuer nodded, stuffed the skeleton villain back into Yu Guo's apron, and said to him, "Let's go."

Yu Guo: Hehe, you guys are so skilled!I feel like a fish with pickled cabbage, sour, vegetable and redundant!

……

"Boss, bring the best weapon here." Yu Guo took the gold bar from Yuer and pushed it in front of the owner of the weapon shop.

"Okay," the boss brought down a bunch of weapons from the display stand, and introduced excitedly, "What weapon do you want? Bow and arrow, long sword, short knife, round shield, or staff?"

"Sword, I want the best sword." The black cat maid's eyes showed rare sharpness, he tapped the table with his fingertips lightly, and said: "The best sword forged by the best craftsman, money is not a problem. "

"Wait a moment", the boss pushed away a pile of weapons on the table, took out the key from the drawer, opened the safe behind it, and took out a long and narrow wooden box. He untied the leather buckle on the wooden box, and took out a A long silver sword, "Do you think this sword is okay?"

On the black velvet cloth, the silver-white sword exudes a light blue light, and the center of the blade is engraved with fine magic lines, which looks like a silver ripple under the sunlight.

Even a rookie summoner like Yu Guo can tell that this is a rare high-end item!

Seeing Yu Guo looking at the sword intoxicatedly, the boss hurriedly hit the iron while it was hot, leaned in front of Yu Guo and said mysteriously, "Click here, there will definitely be a surprise!"

This sword actually has a second form? !In the center of the sword hilt engraved with a pattern of golden vines and flowers was a transparent gemstone, and Yu Guo's slightly trembling fingertips touched the top of the gemstone.

"Bah."

In an instant, the sound of drawing the sword Divine Comedy came through the air, and a dazzling white light burst out from the body of the sword. In the white light, there was a scene of cherry blossoms fluttering and butterflies flying. Not only that, but the silver-white sword also automatically swayed every second. Changing a color, the red, orange, blue, green and purple wheel keeps flashing back, like a glow stick full of vitality.

Yu Guo: ...

"How about it? Isn't it cool with the built-in sound and light effects?" The boss looked at the deeply shocked look on the black cat maid's face, and raised his chin triumphantly.

Yu Guo put the diamond back to its original position expressionlessly, and said coldly as if Yule had possessed him: "Take me to the sword maker, and change this sword, and give me twenty-five cents of special effects !"

"No!" The boss flatly refused.

"No? Then I won't buy it." Yu Guo threw the sword back into the sword box, picked up the gold bar, turned and left.

"Wait." The boss grabbed the corner of the gold bar and lowered his voice, "This swordmaker is quite special."

"It's a dwarf, I know it." Yu Guo put on a face that had seen through everything.

The boss looked at the girl with cat ears in surprise, took out the key to unlock the lock, and slowly opened a cabinet door behind him.