Did the Demon King hug the hero's thigh today?

"So you put me down quickly!" Yu Guo urged with a blushing face.

"It's coming soon, just a few steps away." Adhering to the belief that the mission must be achieved, Yuer, the courier of Dongfeng Express No. 404, did not let go at all, and still dutifully held the humanoid package in his arms until he passed the boarding time. Only then did he gently bend over to unload the cargo.

A golden hexagram circle was drawn on the ground of the entrance. The moment the two stepped into the circle, the hexagram circle suddenly lit up, and a soft and cute voice came from the dreamy light.

"Please look up and look straight ahead."

"Please put away your special scroll."

The golden scroll fell into the hand in the air, and there was a snap button in the center of the scroll, and in the center of the snap button were their respective Q-version big head sketches.

Hey~ Dare to take pictures at the security check just now!It seems that the underground city is not a place outside the law!

Before Yu Guo finished savoring the security procedures of the dungeon, the magic circle under her feet lit up again, and a blank scroll fell to the ground with a clatter.

"Oh, I'm sorry, the magic circle hasn't been repaired for a long time, and one more is missing." A sorry voice came from the magic circle, and the development center on the ground suddenly stretched out a chubby hand, quickly picked up the scroll and dragged it into the ground .

Yu Guo: Really... real magic?

The red moon hangs high in the dark blue night sky above the head, and the gemstones used as chandeliers emit colorful and dazzling light like stars; on the soft carpet under the feet, there are patterns of natural or artificial scenes such as mountains, lakes, seas, desert forests, and wooden houses and castles. .

The magnificent and shining cabin almost restores the world on the ground to a high degree, but it lacks a little popularity.

Yes, there was no one in the huge cabin in front of me.

Yu Guo couldn't help frowning slightly.Where have all the people in front of them gone?

The scroll in his hand was shining in the dark, Yu Guo tapped the button to unfold the scroll, and saw an unread message from Aili.

Ai Li: If you step on a pattern for 30 seconds, you can enter the space of different game items meow~

I see!Yu Guo immediately regarded herself as a flying chess, and stepped on a verdant canyon with both feet.

"Welcome to the Canyon of the Dead!"

In an instant, the scene in front of me has changed into a mountain canyon with singing birds and fragrant flowers. Among the green grass and clear water, tombstones are neatly lined up; a line of bright green words emerges on the scroll in my hand: Watch the battle/game?

Yu Guo clicked on "Watch the battle".

In the next second, countless coffins emerged from the ground, with materials ranging from bronze, gold, silver to diamonds, and shapes ranging from round, rectangular, to heart-shaped, to star-shaped, which made Yu Guo's scalp tingle a little.

But it was all here, Yu Guoqiang pretended to be calm and walked to the bronze coffin closest to him, reached out and lifted the coffin board.

In an instant, his feet lightened, and before he could react, he was pulled closer into the coffin and floated in mid-air.He kicked his hands and feet in horror, and before he could flop, his left hand was held and patted reassuringly; when he turned his head, he met Yule who was also floating in mid-air, and felt a lot more at ease.

Yu Guo regained his composure. As soon as he took out the scroll, he saw the unread message from Ai Li: Mid-air is the best viewing position, you can see the game in progress when you lower your head. "

That's how it turned out, and God's perspective was opened!

Yu Guo nodded clearly, and looked down: there was a rectangular stone table in the middle of the cave, and five people were sitting on each end of the stone table. They spread out the scrolls in front of each of them, holding two Pen.

Yu Guo couldn't help being taken aback: What kind of competition is this? 5V5 homework PK?

With the sound of "Ding Ding", a countdown sounded in the air; and at the end of the countdown, huge crystals of one red and one blue suddenly appeared at both ends of the long table, followed by three roads connecting the crystals. The river in the center, the wild area with thick grass around the road, and 5 villains lying in the sarcophagus behind the crystal.

Harmful, Yu Guo immediately understood, isn't this the dead man's pesticide!

He excitedly introduced to Yule next to him and explained: "This is a 5v5 competitive game. I used to play it a lot. The side that destroys the opponent's crystal first wins; but to win, you need the close cooperation between teammates. For example, the mage has to be responsible. The output damage, the warrior is responsible for rushing forward to take the enemy's damage, the assassin..."

Yu Guo talked about the balance of team capabilities and tactical points all the way to positioning and operation. He pointed to a small man on the long table below and explained: "He turns the pen with his left hand to control the direction and movement, and the right hand to control the release of spells and skills. , turning the right hand once is the first skill to release the equipment, turning twice is the second skill to release the equipment, and so on; pulling out the cap of the pen and writing quickly on the scroll is..."

Yu Guo was taken aback suddenly, what kind of operation is this?

Player Blue 1 wrote four words with a pen: start retreating!So the villain in the shape of a monkey stood up to these four words, and quickly turned around and ran back.

Lan No. 2 stopped playing, drew out his pen and swiped a brush: Withdraw P, the word retreat has never been in my dictionary!So the archer villain with the appearance of an elf and a longbow jumped into the shooting range of the red defense tower, and continued to attack while vomiting blood until he fell into a pool of blood.

Player Blue 1 threw the pen in his hand angrily, buried his head and wrote: Sagittarius, can't you understand human language?From the beginning to now, 6 pairs of shoes have been released, 6 pairs!What about the shoe fair?Can I buy something other than shoes?You can run if you have shoes!

Blue No. 2 player continued to pen and write: What are you yelling about, don't you know that women are always short of a pair of shoes?I look comfortable, do you care?It's you, you get resurrected at the beginning of the game. A death doesn't count as a resurrection in place and another send?The other party is undercover?

……

Players Blue 1 and Player Blue 2 started the scolding mode. In the sarcophagus, the elf shooter and the monkey in the middle of the road stood still and mocked each other as old schoolchildren; under the influence of this fiery atmosphere, Player Blue 3 Player Blue 4 also joined in eagerly.

The mage wearing the wizard hat threw the purple crystal staff on the ground, and stood in the middle of the whole map in a daze, facing the warrior squatting in the grass across the river.

The sorcerer asked the warrior why he had to sprint and speed up to grab the blue buff when he couldn't use his mana; the warrior thrust his double axes into his back and sneered, "I wanted to be a sorcerer at first, but you only have a first-level proficiency and you still robbed me in seconds The hero I want to use...

Player Blue 5 tried to remind Player Blue 1234 to be harmonious, friendly, elegant and easy-going, and to hold the high ground first before scolding, but was unanimously ruthlessly ridiculed by Player Blue 1234: You are a support, what do you bring to kill? !You just singled out the big dragon and was beaten to death by the dragon, did you think we were blind and didn't see it? !

Player Blue 5 joins the scolding battle.

The scolding battle intensified, and the 5 players on the blue side were able to work left and right and write with both hands!Thus, Yu Guo, who was hanging in mid-air, watched helplessly as the five villains on the blue side stood motionless, and the first tower, the second tower, and the third tower were demolished...

He was in a hurry to stop, when he saw countless barrages being thrown from the fingertips of the person who was floating in mid-air with him, and fell straight down towards the competition scene below.

?_?: Too much food, too much food! (good food)

==: Those who die with a strong mouth deserve their names!

Yu Guo: ...The game is already over, the blue team's record of zero kills and 5 deaths hangs high in the air, and the onlookers floated out of the room one after another, leaving only [-] players from the blue team, still sitting at the table We buried our heads in front of each other and greeted each other...

"Do you like this kind of word games?" Seeing Yu Guo's reluctance to leave, Yuer couldn't help asking.

"No! This is really a competitive game!"

Yu Guo tried to hold on to a glimmer of hope in despair. He looked at the five champions of the Zu'an liberal arts who had written thousands of words of scolding each other, gritted his teeth and said, "Look, at least their hand speed is still very fast." Well."

Yu Guo is determined to let Yule experience the charm of competitive games.Relying on the keen sixth sense trained in 28 years of housework, he pulled Yule to step on a pattern that looked like a Colosseum.

Ai Li on the side took out the scroll and was about to write something, but he heard a sweet female voice in his ears: "Welcome to the cat fighting arena!"

The lasers flashed on the circular arena, and the portraits of the contestants who were about to appear were suspended in the air above the arena—on the left was a black cat-eared sister wearing a black low-cut dress and long dress, and on the right was a long Lolita dress A girl with snow-white and fluffy fox tail and white cat ears is dragging underneath.

Yule frowned slightly, looked at the people around him and asked, "Is this a competition?"

"Yes! Really! You see, there are still odds!" Yu Guo confidently pointed at the bottom of the portrait, where there were two lines of real-time odds numbers that were constantly changing. Girls win 1:5.

Yu Guo guessed blindly based on her many years of experience in the house, that this must be a fighting game, at most it is Fantasy Contra or Street Fighter.Thinking of this, he couldn't help but sneered from the bottom of his heart: Otaku, it's so easy to understand.

With the sound of "ding ding", the referee in the white shirt and black vest appeared in the center of the Colosseum. As the referee raised his hands, the two players also appeared on the field.

The crowd under the stage suddenly became excited, and countless miniature gold coins, gems, flowers, and carriages fell from the sky one after another.Yu Guo raised her head and looked——oh, there are dozens of people floating in the air.

"The half-empty ones are VIP seats, and the limited number of viewing angles is good. Unless there are no people in the game room just now, the VIP seats will require extra money."

Before Yu Guo could speak, Ai Li on the side had already written the answer on the scroll.

"The ones that fell that day?"

"It's a gift, a gift for the contestants." Ai Li took out a gold coin from his pocket and put it on the scroll. The word "Gold Coin" was on the scroll, and a flower appeared on the scroll. With a flick of Ai Li's fingertip, the flower Then it floated to the girl on the left.

Yu Guo immediately understood, it turned out to be a tipping function.

In the middle of the field, the referee blew his whistle.The two contestants turned to face each other, bowed to each other, and then each took a step back, fists clenched, and the fighting spirit in their eyes almost overflowed.

All of a sudden, the audience fell silent, and even the local tyrant who bought the gifts held down his hand.

The referee raised his hand and gestured with numbers: 3, 2, 1.

In an instant, the black cat-eared lady on the right made the first strike, her long legs swept across several afterimages, and she moved to the fox-tailed girl in an instant, and slapped her palm through the air; unexpectedly, the white cat-eared girl reacted very alertly, Cat's ears flicked its tail, dodged the attack, and clenched its hands into fists to catch the oncoming slap.

With black and white skirts flying, the slender two men are back and forth, one black and one white hand changes rapidly, and with the whistle of the referee, the movements of the two suddenly froze, as if the pause button was pressed——

The black cat Yu Jie opened her right hand with five fingers, and ruthlessly pressed the head of the white cat girl to the ground;

The suppressed white cat girl still stubbornly raised her head, fine beads of sweat ran down her crimson face at the corners of her forehead, and wet the front of her chest again, there was a rapid gasp from her ups and downs chest, the girl bit her Grinding his teeth, he slowly raised his right hand, making a scissors shape. "Ding bell", the referee shook the bell, walked up to the white cat girl, and raised her right hand.

Screenshots of the right hands of the two appeared in midair: cloth on the left and scissors on the right, the white cat girl on the right wins!

Roaring cheers and screams erupted outside the arena, and snowflake-like gifts and barrages fell from midair one after another:

"It's the pigeon, isn't it? I presented a pink diamond cat ear to Jiujiu sauce, Jiujiu sauce has worked hard!

"Bug and Bald sent a black diamond love bell to Nicky Sauce. Sister Nicky, don't be sad, she will give out a stone in the next round to win it back!"

……

A crisp bell rang, and the second round of the game began.

Amidst the delicate panting sounds and the dazzling welfare movements, Yuer suddenly turned his head to look at Yu Guo, and reconfirmed: "Is this also a competition?"

The corner of Yu Guo's mouth couldn't help twitching, he wished he could cover his face.

He lost.

He never expected that it turns out that boxing guessing is also a competitive game, and it turns out that boxing guessing can also blush and heartbeat to give benefits!

He has only a mere 28 years of house age. In front of this group of dwarf dead houses with an average age of several hundred years old living in the dark dungeon, he is just a younger brother!

"Yes," Yu Guo gritted her teeth and said guiltily, "Competitive games are comparable to dexterity, and fighting is comparable to the dexterity of a finger!"

"I see." Yule nodded and continued to ask, "Do you like competitive games?"

"Yes." Yu Guo nodded, but this competition is not the other competition, although this kind of cat fight...he doesn't hate it~

"So you like people with nimble fingers and quick hands?"

"Yeah!" Yu Guo replied without hesitation. It was his childhood dream to become a master of e-sports with flying fingers!

"Understood." If Yuer looked at Yu Guo thoughtfully, he looked at his fingers again after a while, clasped his hands and nodded seriously, and said, "I'll work hard."

Yu Guo looked at Yuer in a daze, and silently called 12306 in his mind: "Old Tie, his behavior is a bit weird, explain it to me, what does he understand? What is he trying to do? "

"Okay dear," a moment later, a soft sigh came from Yu Guo's mind.

"Old man? How are you doing?" Yu Guo asked curiously.

Seeing the analysis result of 12306, I feel regretful now, very regretful.

It's all because the emotional monitoring module hasn't been updated for a long time, so the brave and the devil are allowed to embark on the road of disturbing the foundation;

It's all because it didn't give the host enough attention and guidance to allow him to say that dangerous speech just now!

It's too late, it's too late now!

He is sorry for his host's father!

12306, who had already predicted the future of the host, stretched out his hand to cover the hole in front of him, and said guiltily, "It's okay, he said that he will work hard in the next game", and quickly submitted the "increase BL emotional support" to the main system. Guidance module function" requirements, and ticked the priority and time requirements: "SSS level", "urgent, the sooner the better".

"Hey," Yu Guo, the client who didn't know anything, sighed, "I'm a bit uncertain now, I don't think I'm on the same level as the A Zhai here."

12306, who has just updated the emotional module, decided to comfort its host: "Dear, don't think too much, you are just a level 10 rookie summoner, and everyone here except you is above level 80, all of you They are not in the same rank! Don’t be sad.” Yu Guo: [I feel offended.jpg]

Before Yu Guo could get angry, a soft and cute female voice sounded in the space: Everyone, the 233rd House King Contest is about to begin, and we will start sending the contestants back to the lobby in 5 seconds, please be prepared. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Yu Guo felt his body lighten, and the next moment, his feet landed on the carpet in the cabin hall.