Did the Demon King hug the hero's thigh today?

"Okay." Yu Guo reached out and rubbed the dwarf's head.

The player Yu Guo launched a combination of three moves: "Touch the head to kill" + "Girl's smile" + "Tilt the head to kill".

"Ai Li, your sword is very well made, there is no need to change it at all, in fact..." Yu Guo paused, and continued shyly, "I just want to see you."

Player Yu Guo activates the skill: "She Calls My Name" + "Girl's Praise", the dwarf is stunned for three rounds on the spot.

Ali: o(>ω<)o

Ali: (//▽//)

Ali: (●′ω｀●)φ

Yu Guo looked at the dwarf with a happy face, and proudly called 12306 in his mind: "Old Tie, should you read your lines?"

Suddenly caught by the cue, the stunned skeleton villain said, "Darling, what lines are you talking about? I don't have anything to say right now."

Yu Guo: You should say, Ding! NPC Raiders succeeded!The Dwarf's favorability with the player has been upgraded from "Lovely" to "Crazy Loyalty", and the player will receive the gift "Love of the Dwarf" and a Dungeon Guide.

12306: Kiss, there’s really no such thing~ Don’t you know the spicy chicken you wrote yourself?And our classification is hero-devil adventure rpg, not galgame~

Yu Guo: ...cut!It's all the fault of Spicy Chicken Game's planning!

Seeing that the dwarf was completely immersed in his fanatical love for the girl with cat ears, Yu Guo felt that it was almost time to get down to business.

He bent down to look at the dwarf, grinned at the corner of his mouth, put on the business smile of a maid with cat ears, and asked, "Aili, can you do me a favor?"

Ali: Meow!It's ok!Miss sister, just say ╰(*°▽°*)╯

"I need a sword, the strongest sword in the world, like the sword of the brave, no, a sword stronger than the sword of the brave, can you help me forge such a sword?"

The dwarf silently lowered his head and stared at his toes, then shook his head vigorously.

Ai Li: I’m useless, I’m not strong enough (home) to make that kind of sword╥﹏╥

Yu Guo scanned the dwarf's room with his eyes: the comics spread out on the desktop didn't even have any traces of mosaics or holy light codes, and they looked like serious comics for all ages; The cat girl is also dressed tightly...

Yu Guo immediately thought about it: this child is just an ordinary nerd.

"It's okay, it's not your fault, you're still too young," he comforted softly, "Can you tell me, who can make such a sword?"

Ai Li wrote on the scroll with a pen: I want to find the strongest (house) dwarf man-made sword master, that is, the king of dwarf (a) people (house).

Yu Guo didn't understand and asked, "How can I find the strongest A Zhai, ah no, the strongest dwarf?"

Eli: Generally, the fatter the dwarves are, the stronger they are.

Yu Guo nodded thoughtfully, there's nothing wrong with it, after all, the ultimate form of a house is a fat house.

Eli: Also, the ones with less hair are stronger, and the ones with more circular badges are also stronger.

"So, the one who is fat and bald, with circular badges all over his body, is the strongest short (ah) man (house)?"

The dwarf thought for a while, then shook his head slightly, and buried his head in writing: Not necessarily.This is just a general situation, but the king of the house does not necessarily follow this rule.I have not seen him in person, I have only heard his legends.

"Then what kind of Yazi's meow is the legendary dwarf king?"

Ai Li: I heard that the devil likes cats who wear black stand-up collar dresses and trousers, as well as white sneakers and black-rimmed glasses. The king likes to sit in the classroom...

"He likes to sit in the penultimate row of the classroom by the window, and when he is in class, he always unconsciously glances at the playground outside the window." Yu Guo continued with a smile.

Ali: Meow meow? !how do you know!

Yu Guo just smiled and said nothing.

Nonsense, how could he not know!Isn't this the standard setting for an ordinary otaku who is a high school student and a male protagonist in Japanese comics? !This damn Armstrong Cyclotron Armstrong cannon, the reproduction rate is really high, hey!

Although Yu Guo squinted in his heart and sneered ruthlessly, he had already seen through everything, but he still maintained the business smile of a cat-eared maid on his face, and asked softly, "How can I meet the king of dwarves, meow?"

Ai Li: The house lord is a very mysterious meow. He never shows up in public.

Yu Guo couldn't help but twitched the corner of her mouth, her expression management was completely out of control.Son, I heard you right, you just said, the king of the house, right? ! !Finally too lazy to pretend? !

Ah!What a mystery, baby paper, that's just a routine operation of the dead house - social death (the ultimate form of social terror).

Ai Li didn't notice Yu Guo's out-of-control expression, and he continued to write excitedly: There is only one way to meet the house king, and that is to participate in the five-year house king competition, and the winner can get the award from the previous house king Meow!

The moment Yu Guo saw this line of words, the corners of Yu Guo's mouth began to rise uncontrollably.

Planning conscience!I finally gave him experience based on the friendship of my colleagues who have been in love and killed each other for several months!Conquer the king of the house? !This dungeon is simply tailor-made for him! The 28-year house age is just talk!

He jumped up and grabbed Yule's shoulders, raised his chin confidently, and motioned: Don't worry, leave it to me!This wave is stable!

Unexpectedly, the blond girl removed his paws indifferently, and asked the dwarf, "Once in five years? How long is it until the latest hegemony?"

Why?Yu Guo was taken aback.

Yes, meow once every 5 years(???)

Before the words finished, a large character Liu appeared on the scroll: Meow starting tonight!

……

At the corner of the street full of people, under the wall covered with posters of cute girls, a fully unfolded magic scroll was suspended in mid-air.

Yu Guo dragged Yul and squeezed for a long time among the dwarves of the cos elves, the humans in the costumes of beast mothers, and the elves who tried their best to hide their pointed ears with hoods, before they squeezed into the front row.

As soon as they gained a firm foothold, a line of pink and cute handwriting appeared on the scroll: lovely young lady, is it a two-person team to compete?

Yu Guo was taken aback, and opened the door: Can you still form a team?

Scroll: Yes!You can compete in teams of two or solo.

(●'?'●)??

"Ah?" Yu Guo was puzzled, "Isn't this unfair to solo contestants?"

Scroll: Solo contestants are not fighting alone, they are accompanied by Zuo and You!

(???_??)?

...The line between the lines clearly reveals the desolation of being alone and dying in old age. It doesn't sound like happiness at all, okay?

Yu Guo said decisively that he teamed up with Yule.

Scroll: Alright, please put your hands on the scroll, read the declaration of participation together, and form a team.A long paragraph of text appeared on the scroll, and the font color changed from pink to festive bright red.

Yu Guo's right eyelid twitched suddenly.

He looked at the red and fiery text in front of him, then silently looked at Yule beside him who cleared his throat expressionlessly and was ready to speak at any time, put his right hand on the scroll with a complicated expression, and opened the book in a daze. Daokou read:

We voluntarily become teammates, always remembering that friendship comes first and competition comes second.From now on, no matter whether it is a favorable situation or a headwind situation, no matter whether it is rich or poor, whether it is fast or sad, whether it is a thigh or a rookie, we will love and cherish each other until the end of the game.

Sworn by: Yu Guo/Yul.

Scroll: Received, congratulations to the two teams for successfully forming a team!Warm reminder, although it is a two-person team, only one player can be sent to participate in each game.I hope the two of you can gain double the fast fall in the House King Contest~

(●'?'●)?ヾ(*′▽'*)?

……

"This is the competition venue?" Yu Guo looked at the pitch-black building blocked by two large iron gates, and looked at the dwarf at his feet in disbelief.

Eli: Yes, this is the soul of the entire dungeon!In order to prevent addiction, it is only open after 8pm every night!

Yu Guo looked at the big clock in the distance. There were 5 seconds left, and he silently counted down: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

With a "pop", thousands of lanterns were lit at the same time, and a huge pirate ship suddenly appeared in the darkness.

A huge white sail stretches along the black and bright mast, and a beautiful girl in a red, green, and blue sailor suit is painted on the huge sail. The crowd below waved enthusiastically;

The elves on the deck are reciting rap poems seriously, with light yellow long skirts and fluffy hair, swaying in the air with light and graceful dances;

Gorgeous and bright lights overflowed from the windows on the side of the ship, and on the silver plate in the hands of the maid, the omelet rice with ketchup exuded a tempting smell.

Yu Guo felt the soul of A Zhai in his body wake up suddenly, and screamed out from his sluggish body like he couldn't help it, rushing onto the boat ahead of him.

Yu Guo took a deep breath, grabbed Yule's arm, accelerated on the spot, and rushed towards the pirate ship in front of him that was sailing to heaven and the abyss of evil at the same time.

"You run so fast, don't fall." Yule frowned, trying to cover the flying skirt for him, "Is it in such a hurry?"

"No! I'm dying of anxiety," Yu Guo replied without looking back, "I'm looking for my soul! Do you understand?"

"I don't quite understand," Yule's hoarse and magnetic voice came close to his ears.

Yu Guo suddenly felt light under his feet, and a pair of strong arms curled around his knees and wrapped around the back of his neck, hugging him in his arms.

"But this seems to be faster." Yule lifted his skirt, hugged him expressionlessly and ran towards the pirate ship, "Where did your soul go?"

The long golden hair fluttered in the wind, and the soft strands of hair fell on Yu Guo's face, like soft feathers gently touching the atrium, tickling, Susu's.

A blush bloomed on her pale face, the cat ears on the top of the maid's head suddenly trembled, and the bell around her neck made a clear and crisp sound with the rolling up and down of her Adam's apple.

"I've come back." Yu Guo retracted her head into Yuer's arms, raised her hand and hammered his chest, and said in a low voice, "It's right here."