Did the Demon King hug the hero's thigh today?

Yu Guo fell asleep after a long time and woke up naturally.

He stretched contentedly, and habitually lifted the quilt and reached out to hook his clothes, but he missed nothing; the cool air came from all around, Yu Guo looked down... and immediately shrank back into the quilt in horror .

Why is he sleeping naked?Where are his clothes? !

He stared at the ceiling for a few seconds, his drowsiness dissipated, and the lingering memory fragments of last night gradually became clear; In the fluffy pillow.

That guy who talked sweetly to him last night, looked at, touched, touched, and fell asleep, actually woke up regretting it, and just... just picked up his pants and ran away? !

Yu Guo tossed and turned in the bed for several times, went through all the details back and forth in her mind, and finally came to the conclusion: a certain handsome guy with blond hair, blue eyes and blue eyes who looks like a human is actually a very brave man. Out-and-out scumbag!

The demon king who was almost caught by 419 felt extremely depressed and wronged. He kicked the quilt resentfully under the bed, and grabbed the pillow beside him to vent his anger.

So, as soon as the blond brave man with a silver dinner plate in his hand walked in after walking the dog, he saw a nearly naked devil sitting on the bed, muttering "Scumbag!" Pig's trotter!", beating the soft pillow in his hand fiercely.

The moment their eyes met, both of them were taken aback.

Yuer hurriedly put down the things in his hand and walked to the bed, but Yu Guo shrank back into the quilt suddenly.

"What's the matter?" Yule stood by the bed, looked at the raised quilt on the bed, and asked with concern.

"No...it's nothing." I just mistook you for a scumbag, replaced the scumbag with a pillow, and beat you hard to vent my anger.

The devil in the quilt shrinks his neck guiltily.

Yuer picked up the ravaged and crumpled pillow, stared at the stirring quilt and thought for a moment, and suddenly realized: Although he didn't understand the meaning of "scumbag" and "big pig's hoof" in the mouth of the devil, the devil always He was pretty sure that shy people liked to hide themselves.

So, his little lover must be shy.

The corner of Yule's mouth curved, hugged the huddled man through the quilt, patted him lightly, and said softly: "Hey, get up and have breakfast."

The intimate tone and title penetrated into the ear through the soft and fluffy quilt, and Yu Guo couldn't help but blush when he heard it; especially when he thought that Yule called him that way last night... His face was so more red.

So much so that when Yule dug him out of the quilt, Yu Guo's face was like a ripe red apple, tempting him to bend down involuntarily, picked up the attractive apple and took a bite.

"Get up." Yule reached out to lift his quilt.

"Hey, wait!" Yu Guo rolled over, wrapped herself tightly with a quilt, only her head was exposed, and whispered, "Clothes! Give me clothes first."

When the black wide-sleeved shirt, wine red Lolita skirt, and a pair of tiny bat wings appeared in front of her eyes, Yu Guo couldn't help shouting in despair: "Why is it a skirt again?!"

"We will continue to pretend." Yule replied righteously.

Yu Guo looked at Yuer who was wearing a black hunter suit in front of her, and after boasting ten thousand times in her heart, "My boyfriend really looks good in anything", he swallowed silently, and asked with a silly face. (Jiao) said: "Then why don't you wear it?"

"I have another disguise." Yule raised his hand and tied his long blond hair into a ponytail, put a leather hat with feathers on top of his head, and put on a pair of black contact lenses, then looked at Yu Guo stared at the dumbfounded under the quilt.

Yu Guo silently lowered her head, slowly stretched out her hand, and grabbed the red dress by the bed...

"Want to go out later?" Yule asked while feeding the devil.

"No!" Yu Guo snatched away the steaming bacon omelet that her boyfriend had just sliced ​​to her mouth, and shook her head resolutely.

go out?What a joke!

The dungeon is A Zhai's paradise. Just now he has seen bed tables, manga scrolls, takeaway orders and things in the room that A Zhai can tell are game controllers even though they are strange in shape!

Therefore, it is impossible to go out!

He was voluntarily sealed by the bed, and today's range of activities was defined with the length of his arm as the radius!

How can you get takeout if you don't get out of bed?

Hmph, the blond-haired and blue-eyed man next to him, oh no, haven't you seen the blond-haired, black-eyed takeaway delivery machine and feeder? !

It's nice to have a boyfriend, hee hee!

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So, a certain devil nestled contentedly in the bed with a duck neck in his left hand and potato chips in his right hand, drinking a boyfriend brand auto-refillable super-sweet Coke with ice, lying on the bed table and reading comics, and spent a pleasant day .

It wasn't until nearly eight o'clock in the evening that he was pulled out of bed sullenly and dragged all the way to the pirate ship to continue today's game.

……

Accompanied by the bgm that moves repeatedly, the huge gashapon machine in the sky spins wildly; the moment the music stops suddenly, a golden gashapon falls down.

Three large characters appeared on the slowly unrolling golden scroll: Catch the Doll.

"Okay, then the topic of this round of competition is to catch dolls." Wearing black leather shoes, black trousers, black vest and white shirt, the dwarf who looked like a staff member of the game hall snapped his fingers, and the huge cabin instantly turned into a doll catcher. machine ocean.

Through the transparent glass cabinet, all kinds of plush toys and hand-made boxes exude an attractive light.

"In the [-] claw machines tonight, all the prizes are limited editions, only here, only for this day." The dwarf pushed the black-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, and the sinister light flashed on the edge of the lens. flashed by.

"The score from the previous game has been converted into the game gold coins that you can use in this game. The price of the prizes in each machine is different. The total value of the caught prizes will be used as the final score of this game."

"Although only one person is allowed to play in each group, but," he narrowed his eyes slightly, and said with a smile, "considering the particularity of this competition, non-single current players are allowed to combine their boyfriend/girlfriend(s) Bring it into the venue together."

"Wow~", "噫~" and "yooo~" suddenly burst out in the cabin.

In the barrage of "What kind of big dog slaughter scene is this?" and "Catching dolls is really a cash game", Yuer grabbed Yu Guo's arm expressionlessly, dragging him to stride forward with his head held high and his chest high. Into the sea of ​​claw machines.

"Which one do you like?" Yul, who has a boyfriend Limax, waved his hand very coolly, "I'll grab it for you."

Yu Guo looked at the big bag full in Yuer's hand, and he worked hard to earn back the game coins, smiled and pointed to the claw machine that was the cheapest one-time grab, "That's it."

For the tenth time, I watched the paws that seemed to have myasthenia gravis at the entrance of the hole, and a standard "Parkinson's shake" threw back the pink crooked neck and big-eyed pig (Peppa) who was about to fall into the hole with precision. At that time, Yu Guo held down Yule who was about to insert coins again.

He knew that the first theorem of the game hall: claw machine = gold swallowing beast is definitely not groundless!

Sure enough, no matter which world he went to, the heart of the game hall owner was always dirty and black!

However, it is hard to blame the devil king who has been immersed in the game hall for decades and has experienced many battles!Especially since he is still wearing a small skirt today!

Yu Guo patted Yuer's hand confidently, showing a "give it to me" look, and beckoned to the staff wandering in the crowd in the distance.

"Little brother", the girl dressed as a little devil blinked her tearful eyes at the dwarf, "The position of this pig is so strange, we have invested more than 100 coins, but it still refuses to fall out ? Woohoo, can you..."

The little devil shook the bat wings on his back, pointed his fingers together, and said pitifully, "Can you help me adjust its position a little bit?"

"Sorry, sorry", the dwarf took a step back, clenched the key in his hand, said "Really not possible, come on!", turned around and ran away.

Hey?

Yu Guo looked at the figure of the dwarf fleeing in a hurry, and summoned number 12306 while sighing.

"Old man, this scene of yours is not realistic at all! In the game hall in the real world, there are cute girls acting like a baby, and the male staff can't bear it! They will immediately take out the key to open the cabinet and help put it away. Adjust the position of the doll so that it can be picked up at once!"

"Hey", 12306 also sighed, "Actually, he almost opened the door for you just now, if he didn't see a boyfriend standing next to you, or the kind whose anger is already full..."

"Ah?" As soon as Yu Guo turned her head, she saw Yuer, who was smoking black smoke, stuffed a handful of gold coins into the claw machine again, and patted the joystick with a displeased face, and said viciously, "Don't worry, I am I will definitely catch it for you this time!"

So, Yu Guo once again watched him exhaust the game gold coins in vain.

At the moment when Yuer was about to insert coins again, Yu Guodi held him down and suggested, "Why don't we first see how other people caught it and accumulate experience?"

"No need!" The blond hunter shook off Yu Guo's hand vigorously as if he had already become obsessed with the prey in the glass cabinet.The fingers accustomed to holding the epee slapped the rocker heavily, and the claws flew in mid-air...

With a "click", the overwhelmed paw fell from the exit.

Yule silently threw away the iron claw that symbolized shame, and was about to raise his hand to call the staff to come over for repairs, when he suddenly felt his arm sink.

Absolutely can't let all the gold coins be wasted on this broken claw machine!Yu Guo decided to go all out.

He grabbed Yule's cuff, shook his arm, raised his face, blinked his eyes, and said coquettishly, "Suddenly I don't like this doll~ Let's go and see the other ones, shall we~"

Yule froze.After a while, with red ears, he silently nodded to the little devil in front of him.

Yu Guo immediately breathed a sigh of relief. He picked up the sticky paw on the ground, and snatched the bag containing the game coins in Yuer's hand, and continued to act maliciously and said: "Then leave this to me for safekeeping! You just Xu caught me and told you to catch me, and you have to listen to me a few times, okay?"

"Okay." Yul blurted out without thinking as his Adam's apple rolled.

……

After Yu Guo dragged Yuer around the game hall for half a circle, he couldn't admit again that these "hundred-year-old houses" in the dungeon were indeed a thing of the past!

After looking around, he felt that he could write a guide to catching dolls and sell it at the entrance of the game hall:

First of all, according to the shape of the doll, choose a different "paw way".For a doll with a large head and a small body, two claws should be used for the neck and one claw for the crotch; for dolls with balanced proportions, one claw should be used for the neck and two claws should be used for the armpits; for fat, round and uniform dolls, one claw should be used The back of the neck, one claw stuck in the throat, one claw stuck in the stomach...

Secondly, according to the position of the doll in the machine, different "moving postures" should be matched.

For example, if the doll is on the right side of the hole, first move the paw to the upper left of the doll and lower the paw decisively. At this time, the paw will apply a pull force obliquely to the upper left on the doll. Under the influence of the claws, the claws will swing to the left when retracting the claws; according to the setting of the black-hearted boss, when the claws are retracted to the top, they will be released "suddenly and powerlessly". Fall into the hole accurately (please draw the force analysis diagram by yourself~)...

Just as the Demon King stared at the row of frogs in a daze in front of him because of the blows of God (Sao) one after another, Yule suddenly said, "Do you like this?"

Yu Guo, who was so far away from his mind and didn't hear what he was saying, nodded subconsciously.

"Then I'll grab it for you," Yule rubbed his head, "Give me a few coins."

Player Yule activates the skill: "Touching the head from the boyfriend."

The player Yu Guo was hit by 100% of the skill, held in place for 3 rounds, and lost 30 game gold coins.

After 3 seconds, Yu Guo, who realized what he had done, was extremely regretful: This ugly big frog actually needs 30 game coins to catch it once? !This black shop has no conscience!

Yu Guo clutched the purse tightly in his arms with heartache, and was about to express strong condemnation of Yuer's blind prodigal behavior, when suddenly something fluffy rubbed his face.

He lowered his eyes and saw three big green frogs croaking and laughing at him!

Oh my god!

Yu Guo looked at the calm Yule behind the three frogs in shock, and asked excitedly, "You caught this?!"

"Hmm." The blond hunter stuffed three frogs into his arms.

Yu Guo rubbed her eyes in disbelief.He read it right, it was clearly written on the machine: 30 game gold coins to grab once!

"You caught three at a time?" Yu Guo asked.

"You didn't watch it just now?" Yule crossed his arms and looked at him with cold eyes.

"Um, I," Yu Guo stammered, "I was distracted just now, I'm sorry."

Yule took off his leather cap and stretched it out in front of him, "Give me 30 coins, and I'll grab it again for you to see."

"Yeah!" Yu Guo poured 30 game gold coins into the leather hat with glowing eyes, took the leather hat from Yuer in a doggy manner, and threw the coins in for him.

"It's good this time."

Yule held the joystick, and his black claws slowly descended against the transparent glass cabinet wall, obliquely hooking the back of the frog doll, the almost transparent tag coil, one circle, two circles, three circles, four circles !Four frogs hung back to back above the hole, and when their claws were released, they all fell to the ground in unison!

"Wonderful!"

"This angle, this operation, absolutely perfect!"

"As expected of you! Ingenious and handy, you can learn everything quickly!"

While clapping her hands, Yu Guo sincerely blew her boyfriend's front, back, left, right, sky and earth a hundred times.

"Which one do you like?"

"I like expensive ones!" The devil princess answered without hesitation, holding seven ugly frogs in her arms.

"Okay." The blond brave man lowered his fur hat, and dragged the greedy and gold-worshiping princess to look for the next target.

……

Yu Guo looked at a bunch of colorful half-breed elves with animal ears on their heads and wings and tails behind them in the trolley, and couldn't help silently giving a thumbs up to the taste of the black-hearted owner of this black shop: all the cute points in this episode Limited edition figures and plush dolls all in one, which house would refuse? !

Especially the most expensive one!

Yu Guo's eyes were almost straightened - the snow-white wings, the furry rabbit ears, the soft rabbit tail like a ball of cotton...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Of course, the price of clipping once is also very beautiful: 1000 game gold coins clip once.

Hmph, there is a trap at first glance, and you will definitely not be able to catch it at all!

Yu Guo licked the sour grape-flavored lollipop in her hand, then turned and left.

"Give me a thousand gold coins." Yuer grabbed him.

"Don't, don't, don't," Yu Guo bit into pieces of the lollipop, and vigilantly clutched the little money bag, "This looks like a scam, and I don't like it at all, let's go!"

Hey, he's not sour!cry?It was the lollipop that tasted so sour that it made him cry!

Yuer looked at the little devil who was obviously greedy and tearful, but insisted on saying that he didn't like it, so he couldn't help reaching out and pinching his face, and said with a smile, "Hey, let me try."

Player Yule launches a combination skill: "Angel's smile + sudden love words."

The player Yu Guo was hit by 100% of the skill, held in place for 3 rounds, and lost 1000 game gold coins.

Yule's slender fingers covered the rocker, and he did not move for a long time; he stared at the row of beautiful half-blood elves, and took a deep breath.

I didn't see it just now, but this half-breed elf doll doesn't have a tag coil!

However, being handsome is like pouring water. Under the expectant gaze of the little (quasi) evil (old) witch (grandmother), the blond hunter frowned, and was blocked by a horizontal bar in the same row. , and the half-blood elf doll hanging in mid-air against the wall of the glass cabinet looked at each other.

In an instant, he was blessed to the soul.

Yule turned the joystick, and when he was about to approach the half-blood elf in mid-air, he suddenly pushed forward.

The edge of the claws savagely hit the half-blood elf doll, causing it to slant; the claws did not stop, and the claws came again, and the black iron claws mercilessly hit the half-blood elf doll again and again, smashing it to the side, almost To fall off that rail.

On the side, Yu Guo also watched with twitching heart.

There is one thing to say, although both playing Street Fighter and catching dolls use joysticks, there is still a big difference between the two: after all, Street Fighter is an action fighting game, while catching dolls... After all, it is just catching a doll Ah hello.

Before Yu Guo stretched out his hand to dissuade him, he saw the black iron claws slamming vigorously in the air, and slammed into the lower body of the half-blood elf doll—the half-blood elf who was beaten all over his body fell forward and rolled over from the crossbar. down!It stepped on its own kind and rolled around twice, and fell straight into the hole.

Yu Guo stared at this scene dumbfounded, and couldn't help but praise sincerely: Damn it!

Also stunned, there was a dwarf wearing black-rimmed glasses who looked no different from ordinary staff, but hesitated to speak for several times.

"Here, the most expensive one." Yuer stuffed the half-blood elf doll into Yu Guo's arms, "Is there anything else you want?"

"No...no more," Yu Guo shook her head blankly, "Pick something you like too."

Yuer glanced around symbolically, and was about to say "No, he doesn't like it", but his eyes were suddenly attracted by the claw machine behind Yu Guo.

"How many game gold coins are left?" Yule asked.

"Um, there are only 10 game coins left." Yu Guo replied shyly.

10 game gold coins can only be used for the cheapest one, and it is definitely not enough for the one Yule likes.

I was so stupid, why didn't I ask him earlier if he liked it?

"That's enough," Yuer pushed Yu Guo and turned around, "Just grab this, and you can put coins."

In the cabinet in front of me are hand-made figures.

In the transparent plastic box, there is a Q version of the little devil with not very fine workmanship, with a pair of red curved horns on his head; Look at each other.

Tight and powerful arms encircled Yu Guo from behind, and a low magnetic voice sounded close to his ears, "I'm not grabbing the doll, I'm grabbing you."

The player's remaining blood tank has been emptied.

The player Yu Guo has already been dazzled by this damned, intoxicating love.

Under the angry (envious) eyes of the surrounding single dogs, Yul's hand held Yu Guo, and Yu Guo's hand held the joystick, and his black paws touched a corner of the plastic gift box, flipping it into the box. hole.

Yuer picked up the dropped figure box, stared at him with the same black eyes as Yu Guo, and then raised the corner of his mouth.

"caught you."