Did the Demon King hug the hero's thigh today?

The ends of her golden hair rubbed against her face, making her heart itch.

Yu Guo didn't realize that he was a cute and stupid prey who had just bumped into the hunting range unknowingly, and his every move had already been clearly seen by the hunter opposite; They all hit his heart.

At this moment, the stupid prey was firmly nailed in place by the cluster of pink arrows willingly, smiling like a naive idiot to the handsome blond hunter in front of him.

The golden hourglass drained the last drop of sand, and the Qingyue bell rang in the air, announcing the end of the second match.

Suspended on the reel in mid-air, the scores and rankings were constantly changing; Yu Guo watched nervously as the number behind the name "Squid Sauce (Combination)" rose slowly, and the rankings continued to move forward...

Yu Guo pinched the frog's face excitedly, and moved her eyes up a little bit until she saw the name "Squid Sauce (Group)" stop on the second line of the list.

Impossible!

Yu Guo rubbed her eyes in disbelief!Ahhh, why is it still on the second line!

He pouted, rolled his eyes up, and was taken aback for a moment.

The scores and rankings of the top two players on the list are exactly the same!

The voice of the broadcast came from the air: "Congratulations to the combination of mayonnaise mayonnaise and squid sauce tied for No. 1 in this competition, so tonight's competition is over, everyone..."

"Wait!" Yu Guo suddenly took out the scroll and wrote in the comment section of the announcement, "I have objections to the scoring of this game~Pirate Ship."

The broadcast in the air suddenly stopped.

After a while, a clear and youthful voice sounded from behind Yu Guo, "Guest, do you have any objections to the scoring in this game?"

As soon as Yu Guo turned her head, she saw a dwarf with black-rimmed glasses and a kind smile on his face.

The water-colored thin lips are slightly upturned, two lovely pear dimples bloom on the white skin that has not been exposed to sunlight for many years, and a pair of eyes are narrowed into a line with a smile.

Yu Guo sighed silently, such a cute and lovely little lady, but unfortunately she couldn't open her eyes!

Wait, squint?

In an instant, Yu Guo's heart suddenly rang an alarm: We all know that squinting eyes are all monsters.

So, Yu Guo thought about his words, and said cautiously, "That's right, I guess you may have missed one prize."

"Oh?" The dwarf showed a more "nuclear" smile on his face, "What did we miss?"

Yu Guo shivered subconsciously.

He took a step towards Yule, and then took out something from behind, "This."

A pitch-black iron claw appeared in front of the dwarf.

The three inwardly bent claws at the bottom reflect the cold light, symbolizing its ferocious and glorious past; while the slightly concave inscription on the edge of the claws shows its noble and extraordinary origin—the special claw machine 001 claw of the pirate ship game hall , No. SW238.

For a while, everything was quiet.

The expression on the dwarf's face changed rapidly, and the corners of his mouth were turned up several times before being suppressed hard, as if he was making a painful final struggle between smiling and not smiling.

After a while, he coughed lightly, took the iron claw from Yu Guo's hand, and said, "Well, you're right!"

He took out a pure black scroll and tapped it lightly; then, on the huge scroll suspended in mid-air, the number after the name of "Squid Sauce (Double)" suddenly increased, and the ranking also rose to The first one.

"Congratulations to the Squid Sauce Group for winning No.1 in this competition, and congratulations to Mayon Mayon for winning No.2 in this competition."

Yu Guo heaved a sigh of relief, thanked the little man, and turned around with a cart full of spoils to leave.

"Two guests, please stay." The dwarf behind them suddenly stopped them. "What's the matter?" Yu Guo turned around and met the dwarf's slit eyes, and couldn't help but twitch her eyelids.

"Yes." The dwarf turned the iron claw in his hand, "The regulations of the pirate ship claw machine game, guests are not allowed to slap or shake the machine maliciously, and offenders will be compensated. This sentence is written on every claw machine, I wonder if the two of you have seen it?"

"Eh..." Yu Guo nodded awkwardly.Indeed, there is such a sentence on every claw machine, to be reasonable, this rule is... very reasonable.

The dwarf nodded, "So, please pay compensation according to the regulations."

"Sorry," Yule said, "how much?"

"No need to lose money," the dwarf pointed at the beautiful half-breed elf doll sitting in the center of their trolley, "you can use this to pay."

"Impossible", Yuer's eyes suddenly cooled down to below zero, and he said coldly, "Change to another one."

"Is it really not possible?" The dwarf scratched his head, as if he was in a dilemma.

Yuer stood in front of Yu Guo, clenched his fists suddenly, and said in a deep voice, "No."

"Hey," the dwarf sighed, "It's been a long time since anyone looked down on the pirate ship's security team like you."

As soon as the words fell, the floor under his feet suddenly cracked, and dozens of steel mecha soldiers of different sizes with weapons came out from the ground.

Yu Guo immediately gasped.

Not to mention that these mecha soldiers perfectly cover various heights from dwarves to giants in terms of model size, and can carry out all-round and multi-angle attack missions without pressure;

Who can tell him, what happened to the Gundam-like shapes of these mecha soldiers? !

Although I don't know why there are Gundams in the Western Fantasy world, Yu Guo is very sure that if you don't want to die, you must not let the flesh and blood of mortals fight hand-to-hand with the steel-framed Gundam!

"Hey, everyone, don't get excited, you have something to say!" Yu Guo shouted, stepping between Yule and the mech soldier.

He patted Yule's fisted hand and said softly, "Give it to them."

Yule shook his head with a cold face, "That's your favorite."

"Damn~" Yu Guo smiled, "This half-breed elf doll is pretty good-looking, but it's over once you've seen it, and you can't say you like it much." Hall's hand, "My favorite is the one I'm holding right now."

The thin lips that were pursed into a line rose slightly, and a pleasant hum leaked from between the lips; Yu Guo felt that the fist in his hand was gradually loosened, and the slender fingers passed through the gap between the fingers, interlocking with his.

"Here." Yu Guo handed the half-blood elf doll to the dwarf.

"Thank you." The dwarf bowed slightly, and pressed a round button in his hand. All the mecha soldiers disappeared immediately, and the ground became flat again.

"Amazing." Yu Guo boasted sincerely.

"Excuse me," the dwarf pushed his glasses, "I offended you just now, please forgive me. I wish you a good time on the pirate ship."

……

Seeing the leaving figures of Yu Guo and Yuer, the dwarf slowly opened the pure black scroll in his hand.

White fingertips are jumping rapidly on the scroll. On the pitch-black scroll, strings of red and green characters are constantly scrolling. Countless images of people appear on the square window in the upper right corner of the scroll: from when Yu Guo and Yuer entered the door The headshots, to the live images of each of their games, and to the portraits of the characters in the various posters and albums that recently appeared in the dungeon accident.

The characters on the scroll stopped suddenly, and all the images in the window were superimposed together. On the photo at the top, big red characters clearly read "Match: 100%".

And the photo at the top is the arrest warrant at the gate of Yali Shao City, which was snapped up by countless girls.

"It's interesting." The dwarf pushed the black-rimmed glasses, and the narrowed eyes under the lenses suddenly opened, revealing a pair of shiny brown pupils.

He turned off the red cross in the upper left corner, tapped his finger lightly on a blue square sign, and wrote something like flying with his fingers.

After a while, there was a smile on the corner of his mouth, and his eyes narrowed into a curved line again; the dwarf closed the scroll, turned and stepped on the spiral staircase.

……

Yu Guo hadn't taken a few steps when she heard a sweet voice suddenly in the air, "All contestants, please stop. There is a very important news to announce to everyone."

"Tonight, it will be the first time since the pirate ship will be open all night."

In an instant, the walking crowd stopped, the people in front of the game console let go of the joysticks in their hands, and the people at the dining table put down their Cokes.

The barrage was like a raging tide, instantly blowing up the public comment area.

"Why Fat Four! Tell me it wasn't my auditory hallucination just now!"

"Damn it! See you soon!!"

"Once in a hundred years!"

"Mom, I'm sorry, I'm going to stay up all night tonight!!"

……

Yu Guo looked at the barrage that kept refreshing the screen, and suddenly became very excited.

Because he was afraid of sudden death, he stopped playing games all night after he was 24 years old!

Now that he is dead, he can finally play all night without any scruples!

So, what are you waiting for!

Yu Guo immediately turned around 180° on the spot, and embraced the brightly lit game hall with her arms open, her heart couldn't be more excited!

With a big wave of his hand, he posted a comment in the comment area, just one word - liver! ! !

Homeboys, go!Let's move forward with our liver!

The sweet voice sounded in the air again, "Our third game will also continue in 10 minutes. This game is also the last game of this house king competition. After the game, the ranking will be based on the total points of the three games. This year's house king is selected. All contestants, please get ready!"

……

The huge gashapon machine appeared in the air for the third time, and cheerful tick-tock sounded, and the smell of joy and excitement filled the entire cabin; the moment the music stopped suddenly, a gashapon with white top and green bottom fell down.

Two-color gashapon, draw a hundred and drop one.

In an instant, all the otaku overcame the social phobia that had lasted for a hundred years, and sighed "Damn".

Under the eyes of everyone, the green and white Gacha slowly opened.The outer cover of the dark green scroll slowly unfolded, and on the snow-white inner side, there were nine large characters written: Mendeleev's Elemental Period Card.

A young man with silver hair and animal ears and dressed as a scholar slowly descended from mid-air. His slender figure was outlined in a dark green robe, and the inner gown was exposed from the slightly open front; the snow-white gown symbolized water, fire, earth, wood, The patterns of the nine elements of wind, electricity, light, thunder, and darkness rotate slowly.

Under the young man's feet, squares with green backs and white sides are stacked in twos, arranged in four lines to form a character "口", surrounding the young man in the middle.

"It's the door god! Lord Mendeleev!"

"My God! The pirate ship is amazing, and Mendeleev himself was invited!"

"See Your Excellency Yu-Gi-Oh!"

"55555, my door is still so beautiful!"

……

In the barrage of commentary that seemed to have its own voice, Yu Guo gradually understood that the host of the third game was Mendeleev, the inventor of the elemental cycle card, who was known as the "unborn genius". ", Mendeleev himself of "Decathlon Game King".

Yu Guo looked at this young man with cold eyes and a big man at first glance, and suddenly felt an inexplicable sense of familiarity in his heart.

The eerie familiarity reached its peak when the boy threw what was in his hand.

Those are two exquisite regular hexahedrons.

Each side of the hexahedron is engraved with different numbers of dots, namely: [-].

The corner of Yu Guo's mouth twitched suddenly.

If he remembered correctly, this thing seems to have a scientific name called: dice.

Yu Guo squeezed her palms, thinking too much, he must be thinking too much!After all, this is a Western fantasy world, how can dice be played!This should be just a game tool that hits the face with the dice, but has other uses!

But this unique little thing aroused Yu Guo's strong curiosity. He pinched the face of the frog doll in his hands, stared at the boy with wide eyes, and continued to stare at the boy without blinking, waiting expectantly for his next move. .

The young man bowed slightly to the crowd, saluted, and then took out a thing that looked like a folding fan from the wide armhole.

The folding fan, which looked like a folding fan but was actually a folding fan, unfolded with a "snap".

With a slight flick of the young man's slender fingers, the fan slowly rotated in the air.

Yu Guo finally saw the image on the fan clearly.On the satin-like fan surface were written four large black characters.

On the front, the pen is like a dragon and snake, with a word "bar" and a word "he" written on it;

With a "slap", Yu Guo dropped the frog doll in his hand to the ground.

Fuck your Mendeleev elemental cycle cards!

This thing is clearly the quintessence of the Chinese nation that has been popular in China for hundreds of years, everyone from the yellow-haired children to the white-haired old man, and everyone knows it-Mahjong!