Did the Demon King hug the hero's thigh today?

The square mahjong tables are next to each other, and the huge cabin suddenly becomes a sea of ​​green; the sound of rubbing mahjong "crash clatter" comes one after another, converging into bursts of pleasant and exciting sound waves, constantly washing away Yuguo has little mind left.

In the blink of an eye, the four Great Walls on the table had been built, and under the guidance of the scroll, Yu Guo walked to his own card table.

"Sit, sit, sit, three missing one, I'm missing you!" The familiar tone and the familiar taste are like holding his hand enthusiastically during the long Spring Festival holiday and shouting "Come, come, fight again" Let go" uncles, uncles, aunts and aunts...

Yu Guo's eyes turned red immediately, and crystal clear teardrops rolled in them.

Hey~ I just pinched my thigh too hard.

He actually played mahjong all night in the fantasy world?

This is simply more magical than the fact that he traveled to the game world!

Although there is indeed a group of crooked nuts who love mahjong in a real (station) live (ghost) live (animal) area, and even mahjong and magic are combined in many anime (see Genius Mahjong Girl) , but as a serious western fantasy RPG... Forget it, from the moment the house king fights for hegemony, this is not a serious western fantasy.

Before he could finish complaining, the rules of the game had already started playing automatically on the scroll in his hand.

The cards of Mendeleev's element cycle cards are divided into three types: wood, fire, and earth. Each card covers numbers from one to nine, corresponding to the stripes, tubes, and Wansan suits in mahjong; The three cards of wind, lightning, thunder, and shadow correspond to the three yuan cards in mahjong.

In terms of gameplay, in addition to the traditional kong, eat, and touch, Mendeleev’s elemental cycle cards are more exciting: that is, players cannot listen to the cards played by themselves (only through self-drawing);

In the way of winning cards, you must follow the specified "and method", and the type of "and method" used determines the number of times you can win after winning.

Yu Guo highly summarized the basic rules of winning cards into a formula: n*aaa+m*abc+dd=winning cards.Among them, on the right side of the equal sign, the total number of cards must be 14, and the n and m on the left side of the equal sign can be 0. (I won’t go into details, you all understand!)

The most basic Hu method is to break a nine (that is, satisfy the above rules and do not contain one or nine), and get a point of 1 fan after winning the card; of course, there are some more difficult sums beyond the basic formula. , the higher the difficulty, the higher the number of rewards you can win after winning. For example, through the "Li Zhi" winning, the reward is 2 fan.

The so-called Lizhi means that the player spends 1000 points to buy a domineering stick and put it horizontally in front of him (yes , if you want to stand straight, you need to have money first), domineeringly announce that this person has entered the runaway mode (the number of wins will be doubled if you win the card); after standing straight, the player will no longer adjust the card spectrum, and play whatever you draw until everything is destroyed ( Fuck yourself or get shot by some victims)...

Concave shapes that are more difficult than Lizhi include Blossoming on the Ridge, Fishing for the Moon in the Sea, Riding Solo in Four Dark Carves, Wushuang of the National Warrior, etc. These and other methods can also be combined to become an even more inhumane killing move...

Yu Guo said "tsk tsk" twice, and closed the scroll with a snap.

Isn't this a complete copy of the settings for Hima Niang (Japanese mahjong) in anime and games?It's so (good) perfunctory (great) perfunctory (me) (will)!

Yu Guo glanced at the three poker players with different skin colors at the same table, then he pulled away the chair and sat down calmly.

As a time traveler from China, Yu Guo was neither fond of mahjong nor proficient in mahjong. He said modestly that he really only knew the superficial level;

However, this does not prevent Yu Guo from showing a honeyed and confident smile on her face at the moment.

We Chinese natives play mahjong with foreign friends (except East [-]th District), can that be called playing mahjong?

That's called crushing.

In Yu Guo's eyes, Mary with blond hair and blue eyes, wheat-colored Susan with a red mole on the center of her brow, and Lewis with black hair, black face and black eyes are nothing more than three humanoid firing machines—in short, just one word: steady!

In the first round of the East, the black-faced Lewis was on the bank.

As soon as Yu Guo checked the cards in his hand, he became very excited: [-], [-] barrels, [-], [-] wind each from the north and the south.

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This hand is quite good: just one two of a kind and one south wind or north wind, you can have a three-color straight (three suits with the same number), a mixed full and a nine-nine!With this set of cards, at least earn three fans! !

Lewis took the lead in throwing an east wind.

Yu Guo was about to throw a Bei Feng, when she saw a line of small characters floating on the scroll.

Mary: "And."

As soon as he looked up, he saw the blond and blue-eyed Mary smiling slightly, and pushed down the cards in her hand.

In an instant, raging winds whizzed from the five directions of the card table, east, west, north, south, and a dazzling white light lit up from the center of the storm, and a huge fire wheel appeared in the white light; just as the hot flames spread to all directions , Countless soil and rocks flew from a distance, merged into a dungeon, and extinguished the raging fire; on the mound of soil, a tree seedling was sprouting.

It took a full 3 minutes for this lifelike "4D draw" animation to finish playing.

Yu Guo stared dumbfoundedly at the disappearance of all the elements of wind, fire, lightning, civil engineering and civil engineering on the table. Only then did he see clearly the cards spread out in front of Mary, and he became dumbfounded again.

White in the east, west, north, and south, [-], [-] tubes, [-] strips, plus a piece of Dongfeng just eaten—it is the legendary "Guoshi Wushuang Thirteen Faces".

Guoshi Wushuang is a card type that can be put to death and then reborn, which makes people feel desperate to suffocate and so happy that they fly.If you compare playing mahjong to writing an online article, then Guoshi Wushuang must be the coolest routine "30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor", the thirteen hands are not the same, and any two are not connected, the strength Explained what it means: the greatest success is the extreme rotten cards. (Chinese people call it: Thirteen Yao)

Listening is a state where only one card is short of a draw; and thirteen-faced listening, literally, all thirteen cards in the hand are drawn, which is a kind of magical operation that shows the sky.To draw this card type, you only need 99.99% luck and 0.01% strength!

There is only one possibility for the superposition of Guoshi Wushuang and Shisanmian Ting, and that is-RP is bursting, and the gods are playing cards!

So why did the most difficult shape in the legend and the card with the highest number of winning cards come out without even finishing the first round?This probability is wrong!

Yu Guo stared in disbelief at the fair-skinned, tall-nosed, blond-haired Mary who was sitting gracefully on the red velvet seat for a long time, and suddenly noticed that a hairpin on Mary's golden hair was being polished ineffectively, while The shape of the hairpin is clearly a small crown!

Suddenly he realized.

How can it be repaired!Isn't this the legendary European Emperor? !

hateful!Has even mahjong, an ancient, long-standing, serious and rigorous oriental puzzle competitive game, been polluted by this damn European spirit?

sparrow god?Where is the sparrow god? !Your children and grandchildren were bullied by the Emperor of Europe to the door!Don't be fooled by my Lolita skirt and devil wings, come out with your wise eyes and bless me, a 100% pure oriental soul!

Do you think my black hair and black glasses are just right for me to possess?

In Yu Guo's desperate and silent prayer, the score on the field suddenly changed; the score of Ouhuang gradually increased, and the black-faced African's score instantly became [-] because he was both the banker and the unprecedented super invincible electromagnetic gun. ones.

Yu Guo's mouth twitched.

It's too ruthless, this only needs to lose once, and you will go back to the pre-liberation overnight, and the first two games are all for nothing.

Yu Guo instantly regained his energy, he straightened his back and narrowed his eyes.

In an instant, the world turned upside down and the figures overlapped. Mary, Sophie, and Lewis in front of them instantly turned into Sister Ma, Aunt Su, and Uncle Liu.

There is a taste inside!That's what it feels like!

The state switches instantly.

His pitch-black pupils are like a deep black hole, swallowing all the light, and the escaping murderous aura almost condenses into a solid body;

He silently twisted his wrists and ankles under the table, sank into his dantian, and moved his fingertips vigorously. His eyes were like security rays, scanning the poker players on the table one by one, and then he moved his fingers like flying.

It's time to use his secret skills and transform into a dragon king (beep beep King)!

Guo Jam: "Lilijiang, your hairpin looks so good! Is it a VIP limited edition?"

Looking at the dialog box that suddenly appeared on the scroll, the blond girl was slightly taken aback.

To tell you the truth, although the hairpin on her head looks ordinary, it is actually made of 24K pure gold, which is inlaid with 108 diamonds of different colors; It is engraved with a beauty mantra, and after wearing it, it has a soft light smoothing effect. It is truly a unique work of art in the world.

She didn't intend to show off, she thought that this low-key, luxurious and connotative ordinary hairpin would not attract the attention of others, but she didn't expect the little devil's eyesight to be so vicious!

As a nobleman, especially a nobleman who sneaked out without permission, Mary shouldn't have responded to this kind of boring conversation, but... But the tone of the little devil on the other side is so sincere, and the praise is so straightforward and warm, out of the politeness of the nobleman. She really... can't refuse!

So, the finger that was about to play the card was retracted, and Mary replied coldly (pleasantly) indifferently (quickly): "It's not a limited edition, it's just a custom-made, one-of-a-kind item."

As soon as her message was sent, the message from the other side came again.

Guo Jam: "Wow! Such a high-end Yazi! It must have been given by someone who likes you! I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowow thus!"

The moment Mary saw the news, she was startled.She raised her head and stared blankly at the demon girl opposite, completely oblivious to the fact that a card was automatically played because she exceeded the time to play the card.

The little devil is right, this is the token of love that was given to her by the second prince of the Lumat Empire yesterday!Although she rolled around excitedly on the bed several times last night, due to the reservedness of the nobility, she has always behaved calmly in front of people.But, how did this ordinary little devil on the opposite side see through her extremely natural disguise?

Mary couldn't help being curious and asked, "How do you know?"

Yu Guo sneered in his heart.Sister, in less than 5 minutes, you have used the chuck nearly 50 times, and the way you looked at the hairpin, tsk tsk tsk, almost melted the gold, okay? !

Guo Jam: "Because you have stars in your eyes, shining brighter than hairpins! You two are a perfect couple at first glance, and you are in love with each other!"

The moment she received the news, two lumps of blush bloomed on Mary's face.

Guo Jam: "1551 is so envious! You are so cute, you have sweet love, and your luck is superb. You are a winner in life. I dare not think of any of these! I... I will be very happy if I can meet a Dongfeng. That's enough."

Mary looked at the little devil who was frowning and biting his lip, and couldn't help feeling sorry for her; God had a preference for her, but this child was too pitiful.

Mary: "You're cute too, everything will be there. Dongfeng, right? I'll give you one."

Guo Jam: "Ah, you don't need it, it's a shame!"

"Dongfeng!"

"bump!"

Yu Guo blinked gratefully towards the other side.

Guo Jam: "Wow, thank you! You are so kind! The word "beautiful and kind-hearted" was created just for you!"

While chatting passionately with Mary, Yu Guo clicked on another black profile picture.

Guo Jam: "Liu Sang~ Are you cosplaying the High Priest of the Holy Light?"

The black-faced boy saw the news that suddenly appeared on the scroll, and his heart skipped a beat.

The night elves have dark complexion, but he has been yearning for the Holy Light since he was a child, and his favorite job is the High Priest of the Holy Light!So every time he came to the dungeon, he would dress up as the High Priest of the Holy Light!

But because of the huge difference in skin color, no one has ever noticed his outfit, but!But today!But today someone actually found out!

Lewis suppressed the joy in his heart and wrote: "You can see it?"

Yu Guo sighed silently.Of course I can't see it.

This uncle black wrapped himself in a snow-white robe, and when he sat there quietly, it was like... as if the empty robe sat on the stool by itself, the effect was very magical.

Normal people would never dress like this!

Therefore, the non-famous detective Yu Maoli Xiaowu Guo deduced that this brother must be cosplaying!

The looming dark light patterns on the snow-white robe indicate that this is the robe of the Holy See of Light; and the pattern of flaming flames on the left chest looks like something that Gallina often performs, and Galina's position is different. He is the High Priest of the Holy Light, so there is only one truth—he is cosplaying the High Priest of the Holy Light!

……

Yu Guo was about to reply when Mary's dialogue popped up on the scroll.

Mary: "You're welcome. Is there anything else you need?"

Guo Jam: "That's a shame, but if you don't use Nanfeng..."

"south wind!"

"bump!"

Guo Jam: "Thank you Xiao Lili, I love you, mua~"

……

Yu Guo cut back to the chat with Lewis.

Guo Jam: "Yes! Your cosplay suit is highly reductive! But it's mainly your eyes. I can see the longing for light in your eyes!"

A faint blush appeared on the dark face of the night elf. He threw out a card at random and wrote two words shyly: "Thank you."

"West wind." (Lewis)

"Touch." (Yu Guo)

……

Yu Guo switched back and forth between the two chat windows with ease, and touched another card happily, then turned her gaze to the curry-flavored girl, Sophie.

He looked at it for a long time, but he didn't think of any particularly good topic; but, never mind, just praise it!

After all, since ancient times, no one has been able to get out of the tenth level rainbow fart! !

Guo Jam: "Feifeijiang! What color is your lipstick! It complements your skin tone so well!"

Sophie was taken aback when she received the news suddenly, did someone finally notice the latest limited edition lipstick she snatched all night! [open smoked.jpg]

Sophie: "Thank you, this is YSLL's latest limited edition Barbie powder."

Although Yu Guo has no idea what combination YSLL and Barbie fans are, this does not prevent him from continuing to fart.

Fruit jam: "Wow! It looks clear and watery, very moisturizing! It feels pink and tender when applied thinly, and rich when applied thickly. It is super versatile and has a summer taste! Do you have a link?"

Sophie: "Yes, yes! Hey, no, this is a limited edition, and there will be no more this season."

Guo Jam: "Ah~ sad~ not being able to own such a lipstick feels like a loss of 5555 million. It's fine if I don't have a lipstick, I don't even have a red [-]"

Sophie: "Next, this is unlimited!"

"Red." (Sophie)

"And." (Yu Guo)

Yu Guo knocked down the cards in her hand with a "snap".In an instant, huge whirlwinds blew from four directions, east, west, north, south, and a bolt of lightning exploded in the air.

There are three in the east, west, north, south, and two in red.

The characters are one color, big four happiness, and four sticks, at least 6 fan.

Yu Guo nodded in satisfaction.

After all, he is the "Dragon King" who is the leader of 12 groups and the title of Beep King, and he is the lucky goose in the comment area of ​​the exclusive limited edition fanbook with a long comment of [-] words!

The dragon king's secret skill superimposes the ten-level rainbow fart buff, but he has never missed it! (proud face