Did the Demon King hug the hero's thigh today?

In the exaggerated laughter and intermittent descriptions of the lions, haha, monsters, ghosts, and animals, the Lord Demon King finally listened to the bloody follow-up of the battle between the elves and the orcs in the Delist grassland and a clichéd "Love Story (Part [-])" )".

Five years ago, the orcs who tried to change their fate against the sky and entered a new era invaded the forest of elves.After a brief successful surprise attack, they encountered tenacious resistance from the elves.

Especially under the leadership of the elf king, who is a man of black hearts, explosive in combat power, and a fan of tower defense games, the elves quickly reversed their occupation and turned defeat into victory.

The orcs suffered heavy losses in the forest of elves, and the lion clan, the tribal leader and main vanguard of the orcs, suffered heavy casualties.The lion king died in battle, and most of the adult lion tribe lost half of them on the battlefield. In the end, less than a hundred lion warriors left the forest of elves alive.

However, the game planning full of evil taste did not give the lion warriors who escaped from the arrow rain and traps of the elves a chance to experience the "survival after disaster".

What greeted the exhausted Lion Clan warriors was not only the tumbling heat wave in the dry season of the Driste Grassland, but also the sharp teeth and blades of their friends.

Some of the herbivorous orcs headed by the two groups of sheep and deer, attributed the failure of the orcs to the aggressiveness of the lions, and quickly proved the various shortcomings of the previous lions: political incompetence, arrogance, autocracy, etc. , to be violent and irritable, and a stampede occurred during the migration...

The theorists far away from the battlefield have sufficient and detailed evidence, rigorous and thorough arguments, and finally come to the conclusive conclusion: the Lion Clan is the shame of the Orc Clan!The Lion Clan with all its bad deeds should take full responsibility for the loss of the Orc Clan this time!

Some radicals even proposed that the Lion Clan should be completely eliminated from the Deliste grassland.

However, the king of beasts who has ruled the orcs for hundreds of years has never had the habit of sitting still.Before the ultimatum was issued, the Lion Clan had secretly sent the young Lion Clan to various borders to hide, while organizing supporters to start a counterattack without hesitation.

In the daytime, the vigorous ambition of those who seek to be superior and the domineering aura of the king of beasts who have been at the top for a long time are constantly torn apart, and the broken bones and smelly flesh and blood that have not had time to bury are scattered all over the decayed grass, dry and hot land;

And in the dark night, under the protection of guards, a dozen young lions left the center of the vortex of struggle day and night, and exiled themselves in the most desolate area of ​​the Deliste Grassland.

Dion is also a member of the exiled lion cubs, but compared with other exiled friends, Dion's exile process seems to be more miserable.

Along the way, he encountered wolf tribes, bear tribes, wild boar tribes...even hare tribes and almost all beast tribes attacked in an all-round, 360-degree, three-dimensional and indiscriminate manner, causing Dion to suspect that his guards were sent by the opposition party. Undercover, all he wanted was to abduct him to the enemy's base camp;

It wasn't until one day that Dion saw the guard pointing to the sky and swearing that the direction was north, did he realize that this guy was just a road idiot, and it was pure accident that he led himself into the back garden of the opposition party.

When Dion arrived at Longkan Lake, the guard Lu Chi who protected him along the way had already lost one eye and broken a leg.

The blind and lame guard finally had no Lu Chi this time, and while saying "It's safe to cross the lake", he pushed Dion onto a small rickety wooden bed, and turned around to block the group of people hiding in the grass. The mouse that stabbed in the back, and without any surprise, was pierced by overwhelming arrowheads into a human-shaped hedgehog.

Dion huddled at the bottom of the boat, grasping the moldy plank with both hands, his knuckles turned white.

The sharp nails pierced deeply into the pulp of the fingers, and blood oozes from between the fingers; while the corners of the mouth unconsciously grinned, and a burst of abrupt and cheerful laughter rolled out of the throat...

Dieng tightly covered his mouth with his hands in a panic, the blood flowing down his fingers made his lips a deep red, and heart-piercing laughter continued to overflow from the corners of his mouth...

Dion looked at himself on the water with crooked brows and eyes, leaning back and forth with a smile, and suddenly realized that he was afraid.

Afraid that he was alone, afraid of the bottomless red lake under his feet, afraid that he would die here.

The moment he realized this, a wave of unprecedented disgust and anger hit him like a gust of wind.

He is a lion clan, how can a lion clan be afraid!

Laugh, laugh fart, laugh!What a shame!

Obviously thinking this way in his heart, but the self reflected on the water laughed even more excessively; the louder he laughed, the louder his body was shaking from laughing...

Do not laugh!

Dieng punched the water, trying to smash the laughing face to pieces.

The dilapidated wooden boat swayed on the water, with ripples, the familiar smiling face on the water was not broken, and there was a strange curve on the corner of the distorted mouth, as if mocking him for being a weak brother who was not worthy of being a lion.

Dion was completely enraged, he turned into a lion, leaned half out of the swaying broken wooden boat, his paws slapped the water surface angrily; he opened his mouth wide, showing his sharp teeth, biting fiercely at the fish in the water. A lion laughing wildly.

"Wow." The red lake water splashed on his face, and the cool touch made Dion wake up.

He opened his eyes wide in horror, but it was too late.

The swaying wreck finally lost its center of gravity and capsized; it also fell on Dion's head upside down, pushing his head firmly into the water.

The spicy lake water poured into his mouth, choking him so much that he wanted to cough but didn't dare to.

Why does the lake smell like this?It was like scalding hot oil burning the throat, not to mention burning the eyes!

Under the cat's natural repulsion to water, he kept struggling with his limbs while blowing his fur, trying to push away the broken wooden boat that was pressing on his head.

However, Dion couldn't swim. After splashing around for a while, he took a few mouthfuls of spicy lake water.

His chest seemed to be squeezed and torn, the pain of suffocation and dizziness spread throughout his body, his limbs were stiff and unable to move, he just looked at himself and sank straight down...

His vision began to blur, and the boundless crimson spread silently and crazily in his field of vision, like countless gentle tentacles, pulling him down and down again.

There was only a narrow slit left in the field of vision, and just when Dion felt that he was about to be completely swallowed by the brilliant red, the calm water surface suddenly surged.

The crimson lake seemed to be split by a sharp black blade, rolling towards both sides, revealing a slender and powerful black fishtail in the center.With a light flick of the huge black fish tail, it overturned the wooden boat covering his head.The sun penetrated the red water surface, casting a faint red light; with the reddish light, Dion finally saw clearly the tail fin in front of him.

The dark black fish tail was covered with fine and translucent black scales, and the light golden awns flowed around the edges of the curved scales, as if the golden light had sunk into the sea and condensed into black and golden roses.

Through the cascading golden waves, you arrive at the white beach.The fine and dense white sand shapes a lean and powerful waist and smooth but not exaggerated abdominal muscles. A blue-red tattoo climbs up on the smooth back. Under the cover of the long hair, a red and a black two bite each other's tails quietly imprinted. fish.

It turned out to be a mermaid, which is quite beautiful...

Thinking of this, Dion slowly closed his eyes.

"Oh, it's actually a kitten?" A low-key laugh sounded in his ear.

cat? !Some idiot calls a lion a cat? !

Dion was awakened from the brink of coma in an instant.Holding his last breath, he opened his eyes, and saw the shiny black fish tail flexibly turning around, encircling his stiff body.

The long red hair was floating in the water, like swaying seaweed, or like a cluster of raging fire, lighting up Dion's sight, he was surprised to see the mermaid in front of him hugging his waist.

The bright red and translucent ear fins opened excitedly, and the glistening water flowed between the slightly upturned corners of the mermaid's lips.

Dion has never seen a mermaid, but he has heard the legend of a mermaid.

Legend has it that mermaids are beautiful and cruel. They seduce the passing crew with their beautiful and seductive singing, and then drag them into the abyss of the seabed.

Dion has no doubts about the authenticity of this legend, because at this moment, the mermaid in front of him is like a hot and tempting, steaming delicacy, making people willing to be dragged into the abyss of the sea by him, just to taste the delicious food on the lips. Fangze.

However, Dion felt that he was at a disadvantage. He hadn't heard the mermaid's song yet.

So Dion summoned up the courage to open his mouth and asked, "Can you sing a song?"

The pungent lake water poured in instantly, and the fatal feeling of suffocation became even stronger.

"Sing a song?" A chuckle came from next to my ear, "Baby, you are so funny. It's already this time, do you still want to listen to the song?"

With a sudden force on the arm around his waist, the handsome face of the red-haired mermaid wearing an eyepatch suddenly magnified in front of his eyes, quickly occupying his entire pupil.

Moist lips were covered, and the cool breath was passed along the lips.

Dion felt that the color of the lake was gradually getting lighter, and the light above his head was getting brighter; as the huge black tail slammed again, the mermaid rushed out of the water with him in his arms.

"It's the first time I met a kitten who ran to the center of the lake to learn how to dive," the mermaid put Dion in the middle of the broken wooden boat, and lay down on the side of the boat, smiling while reaching out to rub his wet mane. "Baby, you are so stupid and cute."

"I'm not a cat!" Dion shook off his hand, and slapped the leaky ship board with his tail feebly to show his anger, "Did you see my thick tail? I'm a Lion Clan!"

"Okay, okay, anyway, there are too many lions and cats." The mermaid got into the bottom of the water, circled the small wooden boat, and appeared on the other side of the boat. He grabbed the side of the boat and said leisurely: " Sweetheart, I saved your life just now, you know?"

"Well," Dion nodded, "thank you."

"You're welcome," the mermaid grinned, revealing her white teeth, "but...do you know who I am?"

The narrow and long eyes of the red-haired mermaid were raised slightly, and there was a wicked smile in the red pupils. Dion stared at his blindfold for a long time, and said in a daze, "You are... a one-eyed mermaid?"

"What?" The mermaid snorted unhappily, and pulled off her blindfold; stared at the little lion on the boat with a pair of fiery red pupils, and slammed its tail on the water, shouting: "Tell you, I am dressed like this!" , This is called a pirate! You know it!"

Dion dodged left and right, but was still doused with hot red water.He raised his head angrily and protested: "Pirates? But isn't this a lake? You are at most a lake pirate."

"Oh, whether it's a lake pirate or a pirate, anyway, I'm not a good person." The red-haired mermaid leaped out of the water, stood condescendingly in mid-air, bent down to look down at the wet lion cub, "Anyway, I rescued the little lion." I won't let you go if I don't give me a satisfactory reward, understand?"

"..." I understand that I understand, but...

Dion scratched his head with his paw.He's heard that mermaids are very cruel, and this guy also said that he is a pirate, which must be worse than ordinary mermaids!

If he told the red-haired mermaid that he didn't have a dime in his pocket...would he just lift the boat and throw himself into the lake again?

Dion stared at the mermaid's crisp, knife-cut jawline and scarlet pupils for a while, and the more he looked, the more he felt that he was about to be thrown into the bottom of the lake in the next second.

So he tightly grasped the plank with his paws, curled up curled up, and grinned at the corner of his mouth, revealing a harmless smile...

"Oh, baby, you are really..." The red-haired pirate who was so cute suddenly laughed, "I changed my mind, no matter what reward I give, I will not let you go. From today on, you are My pet!"

"What?!" Dieng's eyes widened, "I am the Lion Clan! You let the Lion Clan be your pet?"

"Yeah, cute pets are the standard equipment for great pirates!" He flipped the boat over with a flick of his fish tail, and rolled the terrified little lion into his arms.

"Are you crazy, why is the lion so cute?" Dion's golden eyes widened, and he said fiercely, "As soon as I arrive on land, I will bite you to death immediately!"

"Hahahaha," the red-haired pirate was not only not frightened, but happier; he was jumping happily on the lake while scratching Dion's chin, "Mimi~ baby, you did it on purpose, right? Just dance on my cutie spot, huh?"

"Who is Mimi!" Although he was really comfortable scratching, the noble lion clan with such an earthy name would never accept it!So while Dion raised his head to enjoy the massage service, he didn't forget to mutter, "My name is Dion."

"Okay, baby Dion~ Now that you have declared your name, I have to introduce myself." The mermaid pinched the fleshy ball in the center of his paw, dragging his front leg and pointing forward.

At the position pointed by the fingertip, the surface of the red lake suddenly surged, and a pair of huge black shells slowly surfaced.

The shiny black shell opened slowly, and the red-haired mermaid put the wet little lion in the center of the shell, and bowed to him.

He reached out and grabbed one of Dion's paws, and kissed gently, "Beautiful Miss Dion, welcome to the Black Shell, I'm Captain Judy."

He responded with sharp pain from his fingertips.

"Hiss~" The red-haired mermaid covered her hand, swayed with an exaggerated expression and sank to the bottom of the water, "Baby, you...you~have~heart~ah~~~"

"I'm male!" Dion ignored his exaggerated acting skills, stretched out and licked the remaining blood on the tip of his teeth.

Huh?Dion was slightly taken aback, the mermaid's blood actually had a hint of sweetness, it seemed to be quite...delicious?

Ever since Captain Judy, the leader of the Lake Pirates, snatched the drowned lion as a pet, those lake pirate mermaids with gaudy tattoos and exaggerated flower arms seem to have collectively opened up the attributes of male and female mothers.

A horror legend has gradually spread around Longkan Lake: a handsome mermaid sings a graceful and seductive song under the moonlight. A group of mermaids with tattooed arms thread needles and thread together, sewing giant cat cushions, cat litters, cat climbing frames, cat teasers... until they are finished, they are sent back to land.

Dion swears that, as a Lion Clan, he will never be content with being a pet cat.But the cushion made of feathers is too soft, and the thin stick tied with feathers seems to have some kind of magical power, as long as Judy holds it and moves it in front of his eyes, he can't help but want to pounce on it ...

In addition, the special products of Longkan Lake are crayfish and oysters. The lake freshwater that has been soaked in the spicy lake water since birth is really spicy and delicious, but anyone with a sense of taste cannot refuse...

Of course, it was Judy's shiny black fishtail that completely corrupted the steel-like will of the Lion Clan.The smooth and cold touch and Judy's trembling appearance when he grabbed the tail fin made Dion so excited that he ignored Judy's sad and angry eyes every day, and firmly hugged the thick fishtail to sleep.

All in all, Dion is very satisfied with the life of his pet lion (cat), but unfortunately, Captain Judy doesn't think so.

Captain Judy felt that every mane of the little lion he fished out from the bottom of the lake grew on his cute spot, which was pleasing to the eye no matter how he looked at it, except...he never smiled.

Although he has long heard of the aloofness of cats, his little lion is really too aloof.

Whether it is taking him to rob on a dark and windy night with the black shell converted into a surfboard, or fishing for shrimps, catching fish, and knocking oysters under the windy and sunny water, or giving him the biggest oyster The black pearl, the little lion always has a straight face.

Captain Judy even called the lake pirates together. A group of mermaids with colorful tattoos shook their colorful fish tails and discussed for a long time. Finally, they came to the conclusion: Captain Judy should give full play to the strengths of mermaids and melt the high spirits with beautiful singing. The probability of success of pet cats in the cold group is relatively high.

So, on a night with a high full moon and few stars, the famous red-haired lake pirate hugged his little lion, sat on the reef, and slowly hummed that ancient song.

The black and golden fish tail slapped the lake surface, and the low magnetic sound swayed in the lake along the water waves.The girl living by the lake opened the window upon hearing the sound, and even the mermaid at the bottom of the lake poked its tail fin out of the lake and swayed gently with the song.

Judy felt the little lion in her arms twisting, the fluffy lion's ears trembled slightly, the long and thick lion's tail curled up with a smooth fishtail, and the golden-brown velvet cat with its tip rubbed against its shiny black scales... Be nice The peace and the usual are totally different.

Judy was slightly taken aback, and almost raised her fish's tail proudly.

The effect of Mermaid Song really lives up to its reputation! []

He hurriedly turned the little lion in his arms to face him, and picked up his two soft front paws.

The golden-brown soft down was blown onto the mermaid's face by the evening wind, and a pair of watery golden pupils stared at him without blinking.

"Baby Dion," Judy pointed at the tip of the little lion's wet nose, leaned close to his ear, and said softly, "Hey, give me a smile~"

The thick lion's tail hit the back of the mermaid's hand with a "snap", and the sharp teeth took a bite hard on the smooth and shiny black fish's tail.

"Hiss~" The red-haired Lake Pirate gasped.

The little lion in his arms jumped out of his arms, and the boy in human form plunged into the red lake and into the black shells, calling Judy "baby", "heart", "sweetheart" "Son", "Babe", "Master" over and over again, but refused to come out of the shell.

The little lion got out of the shell and resumed his aloof attitude, as if nothing happened last night; the only difference was that the little lion no longer clamored to sleep with Judy's shiny black tail.

The caudal fin is the most sensitive part of the mermaid, and it is a torment for the little lion to sleep with the fishtail every night... But now the little lion is finally willing to give up the fishtail pillow, but Judy feels...very awkward .

He couldn't tell what was wrong, but he felt that something was wrong.

By the time Captain Judy finally figured out what was wrong, he was already trapped in the whirlpool and could no longer get out.

The red-haired mermaid looked at the Lion Clan boy in front of him, and asked after a while, "Honey, are they your clan?"

"Hmm." The golden-brown tail flicked back and forth anxiously on the ground.

"Then you... want to go back with them?" The black tail fin turned into slender legs, and the red-haired mermaid stepped up from the water, leaving a string of shallow water stains on the ground.

Looking at the mermaid's white and slender legs, the Lion Clan boy suddenly stood up from the ground.

He was a head shorter than the mermaid, tilted his head slightly, and stared at the handsome face that he had been looking at for three years and could be described with closed eyes.

"Oh, baby, don't look at me like that." He obviously didn't say a word, and there wasn't even a hint of sadness on the boy's face, but Judy felt that the substantial gaze was like a sharp The claws grabbed his heart.

"Go back baby, after all, grasslands are more suitable for lions than lakes." He reached out and rubbed the pair of furry lion ears.

"Yeah." Dion nodded.

"You have to leave early tomorrow morning. Rest well tonight." The red-haired mermaid patted the young man on the shoulder, waved his hand and turned to leave.

The silvery moonlight sank into the red lake, and the calm lake looked like a crystal clear ruby, emitting a reddish light.

Judy thought he could be like a real pirate, turn around and leave without worries, but the remaining strand of golden-brown mane on his fingertips is like an invisible thread, holding him tightly to the little lion behind him. The ground is tied together, and every step he takes, his heart hurts.

Judy took a deep breath, turned his head, looked at the little lion who was still standing there motionless, and said slowly.

"Baby, if, I mean if," the flaming red hair fluttered in the evening wind, concealing the panic of the mermaid, "If I say I, I like you, will you stay...stay..."

"Hahahahaha!" A burst of loud laughter broke the quiet night.

The corners of the Lion Clan boy's mouth were wide open, and his semi-curved lion ears were shaking back and forth in the air. He laughed so hard that his whole body trembled.

Zhu Di finally got his wish and saw the smiling little lion.

It's just that the laughter was sharp and piercing, like the kind of sneer that people can't help but sneer at when they suddenly hear an ugly, vulgar and outrageous joke.

The biting chill condensed into icicles in the body, piercing the bright red heart into a heart-shaped sieve.

Amidst the unstoppable loud laughter, the red-haired mermaid ran away; before his legs turned back into tail fins, he plunged into the crimson lake water.

He even forgot to keep his mouth shut, and even took a sip of water.

It was the first time in the pirate Zhu Di's life that he choked on water, and it was also the first time in his life that he realized that the water in Longkan Lake was so pungent.

It was so hot that his throat caught fire, and his eyes unconsciously shed two tears.

"Hahahahaha, I..." The lion boy who stayed on the shore pinched his neck fiercely, and his knees sank deeply into the ground.

Intermittent voices echoed around the lake.

"I've liked you for a long time... Hahahaha... I'm sorry... Hahahahaha... I don't want to laugh either, hahaha, I'm sorry, I'm sorry... Judy."

The author says:

521 should be a scene (this group is the lion attack in the sick and tender years x the angry pirate mermaid shou) Thank you for the friends who follow the update, Gu Gu Mushroom loves you all!