Did the Demon King hug the hero's thigh today?

"That's probably what happened with me and Judy."

The Lion Clan boy seemed to have been drained of all his strength. He finally stopped laughing wildly, and leaned slumped against the stone wall behind him, dragging his tail limply on the ground.

Yu Guo looked at Dion sympathetically, and stretched out his hand to rub the top of his head to comfort him.

This is indeed a sad love story, but after listening to this slightly clichéd love story, Yu Guo's biggest feeling is - he is so hungry.

I don’t know if it’s his illusion, but after listening to Dieng’s description, his impression of Longkan Lake is a mouthful of fresh, spicy, Sichuan-flavored hot pot!

But only fish seems a little monotonous, so Yu Guo continued to ask: "In Longkan Lake, besides fish, oh no, besides mermaid, are there any other creatures?"

"Yes, there are also oysters, red shrimps, crayfish, scallops, abalones, geoducks, grass silver carp, bighead carp, small yellow croaker, grouper Anhui saba fish, sixty-year-old river snail and large river crab..."

"Stop! Enough is enough," Yu Guo swallowed silently, covered her gradually shrinking belly, and patted the little lion's shoulder vigorously, "We're going to Longkan Lake to eat hot pot now, oh no, here it is Merman fishing!"

The black black iron chicken wings shuttled in the blue sky and white clouds, and the Lion Clan Young Master held the pitch-black iron chicken's neck tightly with both hands, facing the wind, and let out a burst of "hahahahaha" laughter.

In order to relieve Dion's overly nervous mood and prevent his devilish laughter from affecting the mood of the people and dogs nearby, Yu Guo had no choice but to talk to him casually to distract himself.

"Dion, you said that you went to find Judy now because he was in danger. What kind of danger is it?" Yu Guo asked.

"This year's drought is particularly severe in the Delisite grassland. Among the five great lakes, Tom Yum Kung Lake and Miso Lake are about to dry up. The aquatic species in the lake are preparing to migrate to other lakes. The Lion Clan received news that Tom Yum Kung Lake's Mermaids are preparing to migrate to Longkan Lake."

The lion boy finally stopped laughing wildly, and said seriously: "I heard that the mermaids in Tom Yum Kung Lake have a sour and hot temper, and they are not easy to get along with; plus Judy has been to Tom Yum Kung Lake to rob before, even the Black Shell can He was snatched from the mermaid in Tom Yum Kung Lake, and the people there hated him to the bone...they will face each other, and it is bound to be a fierce battle."

"So you're going to tell your Judy to run away as soon as possible?"

"That's Judy's lake, why did he run away?" The lion boy blinked and looked ahead indifferently, "Of course it's to help Judy keep control of Longkan Lake and drive away disobedient intruders Slightly."

"What if you can't win?" Yule asked.

"That's it." The Lion Clan boy blinked, tapped the golden bowl covering his chest with his fingertips, "Then we can only put Judy in a goldfish bowl and take him away."

The golden pupils were stained with a little gloomy (period) gloomy (awaiting) look, and the tail behind him flicked happily, and said in a deep voice: "It's okay to be my pet, right? I will give it to you every day." He feeds delicious food, talks to him, and plays with him~"

Yu Guo looked at the boy from the lion tribe with a deep (excited) look on his side, and silently lit a piece of wax for the mermaid he had never met before—brother, do you know that the kitten you raise is a sick and delicate cat?

The clouds under the iron chicken wings gradually thinned, and Yu Guo finally saw the colorful five big (lake) pots (porks) below.Under Dieng’s introduction, Yu Guo quickly grasped the distribution of the five great lakes—from top to bottom and from left to right: Green Curry Lake, Tom Yum Kung Lake, Longkan Lake, Miso Lake, and Dajiang Lake .

Yu Guo felt like he was hallucinating, he seemed to see the curry crab wrapped in bread crumbs, the red shrimp squeezed lemon and lemongrass juice on himself, and the clam girl swimming between the tender tofu cubes and kelp. Dance in front of him hand in hand, and ask him three philosophical questions that resound from the soul: What do you eat in the morning?What do you have for lunch?What do you have for dinner?

Just when Yu Guo was holding the non-existent spoon and fell into the difficulty of choosing, the iron rooster dived through the sky and landed smoothly.

Facing the surging Longkan Lake, Gray Wolf's eyes glowed green.Without saying a word, he curled up his sleeves and trousers, took out the big black iron pot from the space ring, scooped up a pot of red soup, and directed the snow-white mixed werewolf Erha to go down to the lake to catch fish. , while arranging for the indifferent golden sheep to go nearby to gather some dry firewood and come back.

The Lion Clan boy stared at the gray wolf sitting on the ground and kept taking out some strange things from the space ring, and finally couldn't help asking: "What is this?"

"This?" Yu Guo played with the small piece of iron in his hand, praising the convenience brought by the modern age from the dungeon from the bottom of his heart.He pushed open the lid of the small iron box, listened to the crackling sound of the magic ore, and saw a small blue flame released from the small hole on the top of the iron box, "Lighter? Or is it called an igniter? In short, after enchanting, A magical tool that can make fire."

The Lion Clan boy nodded half-understood, and continued to ask: "Are you going to set the entire Longkan Lake on fire? Are you forcing Judy out? Although it's not impossible, it's not very good..."

Yu Guo looked at the little lion in surprise. Although the idea of ​​making the entire Longkan Lake into a giant hot pot is very creative, three people and one dog really can't finish that much... He shook his head, "No no no , We eat as much as we eat, it’s shameful to waste food; fishing should be done in moderation, it’s not advisable to catch fish to the fullest.”

The Lion Clan boy shook his rounded ears and looked at Yu Guo suspiciously.

Although what this person said seemed to make sense, he really couldn't figure out what this had to do with finding Judy?Could it be that there must be something in it that he hasn't thought of yet?

The Lion Clan boy fell into deep thought, until the hot red soup in the iron pot in front of him was bubbling, the snow-white fish slices and the curved red shrimp rolled up and down with the undulating waves, and the spicy taste went straight into his nose. Can be recovered.

Dion swallowed, and asked the person who was adding Chaotian pepper and ingredients to the pot: "Sorry, I still haven't figured it out, aren't we here to find Judy? What are we doing with Judy? What about the relationship?"

Yu Guo didn't answer.He sprinkled a handful of spices, waved his palm, and fanned the dense white mist towards the Lion Clan youth, "Do you smell it, is it fragrant?"

Dion sniffed sharply, the fiery red lake water intertwined with the spicy pepper and the thick and rich crispy smell of butter, releasing a spicy and tantalizing taste.

"Smell," Dion nodded, "It's really fragrant."

Yu Guo raised the spoon in his hand again, scooped a spoonful from the bottom of the pot and handed it to the Lion Clan boy, "Try it again."

Dion took a sip as promised.The bright red and bright soup seeps into the river freshly caught along the lines and crevices. The teeth bite through the Q-bomb and smooth meat. The taste buds are engulfed by the bursting juice. A mysterious magic that makes the mouth and hands completely speechless.

"Delicious," the little lion ate a few bowls before remembering to continue asking, "But what does this have to do with Judy?"

"We can only draw it out through what Judy likes; think about it, isn't that the reason?"

Dion scratched his head and nodded.

Yu Guo pointed to the steaming and bubbling hot pot in front of her, as well as Wang Zai, who was devoting herself to eating, and Yu Er, who kept adding meat to his bowl, and said confidently: "This spicy and tempting taste makes me feel so much better." Pleasant voice, soul-stirring picture, absolutely no one doesn’t like it, no one can refuse! I don’t believe that your Judy didn’t get out of the water after smelling this smell, and came over to eat two bites after seeing this picture!”

"So that's it!" Dion's golden pupils suddenly became golden, he put down the bowl in his hand, and began to stare at the lake seriously.

The spicy smell drifted on the lake with the wind, and not long after, ripples appeared on the pale red lake, and a few fish tails were faintly moving slowly towards the shore.

Dion stood up from the ground nervously, staring closely at the fish tails that were getting closer, red, green, blue, yellow, white...

Dion frowned, and the lion's tail flicked anxiously behind his back.There were more and more fish tails twirling in the lake, but there was still no familiar black and gold color that he was waiting for.

"Wow, isn't this Dion?!" A purple head popped out of the lake, and the moment he saw Dion, the man raised a pair of flower arms and greeted him warmly, "Baby, you Finally home!"

"Hi, Pixie." Dion recognized the person, flicked his tail, and greeted the mermaid.

"Dion, what is that? You can smell it at the bottom of the lake." Another mermaid came out from under the lake and swallowed at the iron pot on the bank.

"Hey, guys, this thing is called hot pot, do you want to try it?" Yu Guo waved his hand in a friendly way, indicating that they can come and have a taste.

The lake pirates looked at each other, and immediately went ashore unceremoniously.

The lake pirates with tattooed arms and turbans held bowls and sat around the hot pot.

"Oh! Damn it! It tastes so good!"

"Oh! George, my old chap! Don't take my bowl of meat! If it weren't for God's sake, I'd be kicking your ass with my boot, I promise!"

"Ah! You! Jin Tae-hyun, you brat, stay away from me, it's the fourth time you knocked off my crab leg! The fourth time! Axi! I'm really going crazy!"

"Hey, it turns out that what you've been staring at from the beginning to the end is not the fish fillet, but the oyster in front of me! Damn, you're really careless."

Yu Guo was shocked to hear the chaotic translation voices of the lake pirates and mermaids, and couldn't help but fell into deep thought: What kind of wonderful fate could bring friends from the New World of North America, Bangzi Country and Neon Country together in one lake? Starting a business of robbing houses happily?

Before Yu Guo could come up with an answer, he heard the Lion Clan boy next to him ask anxiously: "Where's Judy? Why didn't he come with you? Did something happen to him?"

"Captain," the pink-haired mermaid blew on the steaming slice of meat, "he has changed his temper, he can't eat spicy food anymore, he said it makes him sick when he smells spicy food."

"What?" Dieng's eyes widened. "When did this happen? Didn't he eat spicy food before?"

"About two years ago, oh, it should be when you left. He seemed to be choked by the lake water, and the choking was not light. He had a sore throat for a while, and then he stopped eating spicy food."

Dion was slightly taken aback, and asked, "Then...what is he eating now?"

"Eat sour, bitter, and salty. Last year, I always went to Tom Yum Kung Lake."

The lion boy's eyes darkened. He sat on the ground, silently looking at the hot pot of boiling red soup.

Yu Guo added some soup to the pot and asked, "Then what does your Captain Judy like?"

The green-haired pirate smiled slightly, showing his gold teeth, "Ah! We pirates, of course we like treasures, such as gold, gems, agate, and pearls."

"You stupid fish, Captain Judy is not so vulgar," the enchanting blond mermaid next to him tapped the green-haired pirate on the head, "Let me tell you...the captain likes cute things!"

"Yes, yes, yes," the green-haired pirate patted his tail as if suddenly remembering something, "The captain likes fluffy, soft, and cute things!"

As soon as the words fell, all the pirates present nodded and slapped the ground with their tails to express their agreement.

They all looked at the lion boy who was in a daze beside him: "The captain's favorite is Dion!"

In an instant, Yu Guofu was in his heart.He smiled and looked at the bewildered lion boy in front of him, as if looking at a fresh and attractive bait.

"Dion," the gray wolf shook its pointy ears, flicked its big tail happily, and warmly embraced the shoulders of the Lion Clan boy, "It's up to you to enforce fishing laws."

The author says:

Hey~ I didn't plan to eat at night, but I couldn't help but order a takeaway in the middle of writing. I was really careless~