Did the Demon King hug the hero's thigh today?

The sharp canine teeth pierced the skin, and the sharp pain from the back of the neck interrupted Dion's long-brewing emotions, forcing him to switch to the next scene in advance.

Blood dripped down the back of the neck, dyeing the golden-brown hair red. The young man who looked like a flower frowned, and slowly opened his eyes. The moment he saw the red-haired mermaid clearly, the golden pupils were surprised and amused. Nervously and involuntarily, the bow lengthened slightly.

He raised the corners of his mouth, stretched his brows, and showed a bright and powerless (tight) smile. His lips parted slightly and let out a soft call: "Judy."

The red-haired pirate felt a pain in his heart, before his brain gave any instructions, his body had already taken a step ahead.

Pulling the pistol hidden in the palm of his fingertips, the blood-red water jet sprayed directly into the eyes of the white-haired vicious dog with a pungent breath.

Yu Guo: ...Although there is nothing wrong with spraying werewolves with anti-wolf spray, but!The dignified pirate leader actually used a water gun? !Doesn't this style of painting look good?

"Meow woof~ woo~" Wang Zai wailed and loosened his mouth, covered his eyes with his paws, and rubbed pitifully desperately.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, the red-haired mermaid hugged the delicate lion boy with both arms, flicked its thick fish tail, and slapped the biting vicious dog fiercely, directly whipping the half-human tall dog Arrived in the middle of the sky.

"Go and hide." The red-haired pirate put the boy behind him, turned his back to him and stared at the vicious dog in front of him.

The evening wind blowing across the lake is like a super-powerful blower, blowing the long fiery red hair to fly freely in the air; on the pirate's white and broad back, the blue and red Pisces tattoo head to tail is slowly rotating;

Not far away, the red lake water also rotated and rose with this beat, and merged into a pair of blood-red sailor's scimitars in mid-air, which fell steadily into the hands of the red-haired pirate captain.

Yu Guo clearly saw the black smoke symbolizing anger floating towards him from the pirate leader, and only felt that the next second this angry mermaid was going to chop his Wang Zai into pieces and make a pot of dog meat hot pot.

"Aww, meow!" Before the red-haired mermaid could move, Wang Zai, whose eyes were so hot by him, ran over angrily.

"Boom." The sharp water blade collided with the snow-white dog's paw, and the spicy lake water penetrated into the flesh and nerves along the deep and shallow scratches drawn by the blade—like sprinkling pepper water on the wound.

Yu Guo watched from the side, the corners of his mouth twitched, trying to stop Nai He, but his body was nailed in place.

The stimulation of pain made Wangzai even crazier, and he rushed towards the red-haired mermaid.

The red afterimages drawn by the two knives are mixed with the flying snow-white dog hair, like the first snow and red plums embracing in the east wind, one after another sprinkled the sky with falling red and white snow...

Wang Zai's dog eyes were wide open, and he looked in disbelief at the pile of dog hair piled up in the shape of Erha under his feet.

It scratched and touched its head, and confirmed several times: the lone wolf of literature and art with long flowing white hair has turned into an earthy Ergouzi with a pothead of a spirited guy.

While feeling nervous about the out-of-control situation in front of her, Yu Guo felt heartbroken for her pet dog who had been brutally shaved:

A knife inserted into the chest is no more than a palm-sized scar, as long as you can't die, apply some magic ointment tomorrow and you'll be fine; but a haircut is at least half a month ugly!

He is worthy of being the ferocious pirate leader in the legend, and his cruelty is no lie!Too ruthless, really too ruthless!

Over there, Wangzai obviously couldn't calmly accept the fact that he had become a little (wolf) partner (human). In an instant, the dog's eyes, which were already bloodshot from being stimulated by the spicy lake water, turned scarlet and terrifying, and Wangzai looked up. Raising his two front paws, he patted his chest with only a few inches of thick and short hair in grief and anger, and let out a heart-piercing, unheard-to-heart scream.

The earth-shattering sound waves echoed on the lake, freezing time for an instant.

The blood-red double knives were snapped off by Wang Zai's paw, and scattered into countless blood-red water droplets and fell on the ground. Before they could recover to the shape of blades again, they were smashed into pieces by Wang Zai's slap again.

Wang Zai, who was first stimulated by the full moon, then experienced pepper water in his eyes, and forced to shave his hair, was completely irritated at this moment!

The stupid and cute Erha changed his previous naive appearance, and the original animal nature of the werewolf was completely exposed under the full moon.

Under Yu Guo's horrified gaze, Wang Zai first knocked the red-haired mermaid into the air, then jumped up and slapped the mermaid's chest hard with both paws.

The sharp claws cut through the chest, and along with splashing blood, the mermaid fell heavily from mid-air, smashing a big pit on the ground; Zhang slaps...

Blood oozed from the corners of its mouth and scales, and the red-haired mermaid finally turned into a bloody fish from head to tail.

After doing this several times, Wangzai seemed to have finally lost interest in this boring game of throwing fish and catching fish. When the mermaid fell to the ground again, Wangzai did not immediately drag the mermaid out of the pit like the previous few times .

It stood by the edge of the pit, staring at the mermaid's neck, showing its sharp canine teeth, as if staring at a prey it had been playing with for a long time and was finally ready to eat.

Yu Guo looked at it and broke out in a cold sweat: I haven't got the tear of beasts yet, brother, you can't die!

In an instant, a thick black mist flowed towards Yu Guo from the sky above the filming scene of the dog-blood drama. Intense fear and anger collided in his body, forcing Yu Guo to raise his head in discomfort.

Why?Can he move?

The moment she realized this, Yu Guo kissed Yule's lips without hesitation.

The black mist entered along the lips, staining the hem of the dark blue clothes; the gray wolf in front of him shook his ears and said anxiously to the owner of the clothes: "That mermaid can't die!"

"Hmm." The blond sheep took a bite of the gray wolf's ruddy lips, took out the gemstones from the two rings and put them into the grooves of the brooch, preparing to end this out-of-control bloody eight o'clock ahead of schedule.

Before he could intervene, the already chaotic filming scene suddenly burst into deafening laughter.

As the saying goes, only magic can defeat magic; in the same way, only sonic attacks can defeat sonic attacks.

If Wangzai Wangzai’s extremely ugly cry just now was a physical attack, the eerie and horrifying laughter now can definitely be regarded as a mental attack, and it is also the kind of attack weapon of mass destruction that makes people get goosebumps and whose san value is instantly negative .

The moment Yu Guo was stunned in place again, the golden-brown lion had already broken free from the shackles and shackles, and with a maniacal laugh it rushed towards the dog who was stunned by its laughter and froze in place, and slapped it without hesitation. On the dog's forehead.

"You're too deep into the play, and you've got the wrong script," Dion pressed Wangzai firmly on the ground, whispering, "Stop it, don't act."

It's a pity that at this moment, Wang Zai has already thrown the script into the bottom of the lake. He would rather not have the boxed lunch tonight, and Ben Wang will also vent his anger!

Facing the opponent who took the initiative to send it in front of him, Wang Zai bit the enemy's ear without hesitation...

Yu Guo, who was watching from a distance, was once again shocked by the scene in front of him: squirting water guns, biting ears, howling, why is this bloody plot at eight o'clock so low-level?Like watching elementary school kids fight? ? ?

Dion covered his torn right ear with his paw, and was surprised to see the red-eyed, out-of-control mad dog group acting completely out of script. He suddenly realized a very serious problem—in the previous script, there seemed to be no There is no role for this dog? !

That is to say—this is a newly added plot?Improv now? freestyle? !

Dion glanced at the director next to him—oh, although the director frowned, he didn't stop; so the trembling that went deep into the soul at that moment and the blood from the ear being torn were all to increase the reality of the performance sex and credibility?

Before Dion could figure it out, his waist suddenly tightened, and the thick black fishtail had already rolled him into a firm embrace.

The blood-stained fingertips carefully touched his bleeding right ear, and a hoarse and pitiful voice sounded beside his ears: "Little stupid cat, didn't I tell you to stay away?"

The body temperature of the mermaid is slightly cool, but the embrace is very warm.

Even though the vicious dog was grinning fiercely in front of him, Dion felt the long-lost joy and peace of mind; he sniffed hard, ah, even the strong smell of blood on the mermaid smelled so refreshing.

Suddenly there was a cool and greasy touch from the base of the ears, the tip of the soft tongue gently licked the torn wound, and a tingling shudder ran down the lion cub's spine to the tip of its tail in an instant.

His golden pupils dilated slightly due to excitement, and after a while, he narrowed his eyes slightly, and the tail behind him quietly curled up and then lowered in mid-air, brushing the shiny black scales intentionally or unintentionally, and asked in a low voice: "What are you doing?" ?”

"Help you heal," the red-haired mermaid explained solemnly, and licked the lion's furry ears again, "Have you never heard of it? Mermaid saliva can speed up wound healing."

"Oh..." The little lion blushed and shook his ears, "Well, it seems to be getting better."

The red-haired pirate looked at the little lion in his arms and couldn't help but curl his mouth.He lowered his voice, pressed close to the little lion's semi-curved ears, and laughed in a low voice: "What are you thinking, baby?"

The moment he heard those three familiar words, Dion's body trembled violently.

The voice that haunted my dreams during countless tossing and turning nights finally came into the body through the eardrum again, activating the long-sealed emotional center.

Dion took a deep breath.That's how it turned out, he finally understood Director Yu's good intentions: Only by relying on almost instinctive real performances can this beyond-expected effect be achieved!

He silently cast a grateful look at the director who was stunned and speechless, expressing that he will also perform well in the future, and will never disappoint the bloody atmosphere carefully created by the director.

"Let me go." The little lion patted the black fish tail that was entangled with him, and pointed to the dog in front, "It's not over yet, it's very dangerous."

Director Yu looked at the mermaid who was holding an idol drama script, fully turned on the domineering mode, with gentle eyes and crooked movements, the lion who was still sinking in the bloody eight o'clock file, and his self-written and directed revenge story. Wang Zai, who was so angry in the plot, was in chaos.

He looked at the blond brave man who had stopped and crossed his arms, and asked with his eyes: Who am I?where am I?What should I do?

The blond-haired brave man patted the demon king on the shoulder, and responded with the same eyes: You are just a passing crowd of onlookers, you have nothing to do, just watch the show with peace of mind.

Yu Guo:? ? ?Sure?

Seeing that Wang Zai opened his mouth wide again, Yu Guo and Yuer subconsciously covered their ears.

Unexpectedly, the extremely unpleasant wolf howl did not sound, but saw the lion "bang bang" hit his head to the ground twice, and slapped himself hard twice.

In an instant, the ear that had just been healed was bleeding again.

Wang Zai, who is only two hundred years old, has never seen such a showy operation. The wolf howl that was brewing in his throat suddenly became hoarse, and turned into a suspicious "meow?"

"No, what... what is this kid doing?! Does the full moon also affect the spirit of the lion?" Yu Guo asked in surprise.

"He probably thought that he would be deafened first, and then he would not be affected by Wangzai's voice." Yuer suddenly thought of something, secretly pulled off two balls of wool and stuffed them into Yu Guo's ears, "You Plug it too, don't hurt your ears."

"Huh?" The demon king read the wool ball with his fingers, and asked sideways, "Where did you get the wool from?"

"Don't talk nonsense." Yule blushed suddenly, and quietly put his hands behind his back to cover his tail.

Fortunately, the demon king who was offline every day didn't go into the details, but suddenly realized with a slap on his thigh: "Yes! Dion can also plug his ears, so you don't have to hurt your ears?!"

"Don't worry, anyway, the mermaid will help him lick it, no, it's cured," Udon paused, "and he seems to like that kind of healing, doesn't he?"

Yu Guo:? ? ?

"Dion!" The red-haired mermaid roared, Erkang raised his chin, lifted his nostrils, and stretched out his five fingers as if possessed; he curled his tail and tried to hold Dion in his arms.

"No, Judy!" But the little lion shook his blood-dripping mane and pushed him away resolutely.

A deep and powerful voice echoed by the lake: "I don't want to be under your protection forever, I want to fight with you, I want to protect you!"

Dion saw Judy's lips moving, as if he was saying something; although he couldn't hear the sound now, judging from Judy's surprised and moved expression, the two lines and actions he just made up should be very effective. Not bad: The full score is 5 points, and Dion feels that his performance just now can be scored 4 points.

He nodded with satisfaction, and decided to make persistent efforts. Next, he would show off his heroic fighting demeanor and gain another wave of favorability in front of Judy!

In the distance, Director Yu pushed the non-existent monocle on the bridge of his nose, and pulled Assistant You beside him, watching and commenting excitedly:

Tut tut tut!Look at the exaggerated movements, exaggerated expressions, embarrassing lines, and the fact that you have to wait for the protagonist to finish the declaration of love before launching a turn-based attack on the villain. It smells like dog blood~

Although Assistant You next to him didn't respond, Director Yu still couldn't help stepping on the beat in his heart and holding up a small horn to shout: All staff pay attention, all staff pay attention, warning for reunion!

The two protagonists, hurry up and make eye contact, hold hands shyly, hug each other passionately, and have another loving kiss!

Then clear up the previous suspicions, fight back from the Jedi, and use the power of love (dog) to measure (food) to twitch (choke) and beat (kill) the villain!

The villain is about to be finished, after the villain is finished, you can go directly to Assistant You to get lunch for tonight, the villain...

However, a certain werewolf villain who didn't remember the script at all disrupted Director Yu's rhythm again.

After being dazed again for a moment by the lion's coquettish operation, Wang Zai, who realized that he had been forcefully stuffed with dog food again, became even more angry.The two front paws scratched the ground angrily, stepped back half-bent, raised its neck and opened its throat again, and let out an extremely unpleasant wolf howl with the momentum of thunder.

Everyone was frozen, only Dion, who had just performed top-level physical noise reduction processing on his ears and was like a deaf person at the moment, was not affected at all.

I saw the golden-brown lion leaping into the air, and first gave Wangzai two paws; then, Wangzai fought back in pain, and kicked the lion hard; Together, the brown and white hairs fell all over the place.

Seeing that the hair on Wangzai's body was getting less and less, the old father Yu Guo couldn't bear it any longer. He tugged on Yuer's sleeve and said anxiously: "No, let's not interfere, Wangzai will continue to be in this way." It will be completely bald soon, and it will be depressed when it wakes up tomorrow!"

Thinking of a naked dog squatting by the window, with his head raised at a 45° angle, tearful and melancholy looking at the sky, Yuel frowned decisively and nodded.

"Wang Zai!" Yu Guo shook a box of bright red, oily and fragrant crayfish in his hand, and shouted to Gou Zi, "Come here!"

With a crisp "pop", the slender white fingers smashed the red shrimp shell, revealing the golden shrimp yellow and white and tender shrimp meat. Holding the shrimp tail, dipped the crayfish meat bent into a C shape completely. In the secret sauce made by the Demon King's family.

The light brown sauce is slowly flowing on the Q-bombed shrimp meat, and the fresh, salty and spicy taste drifts in the evening wind, floats into the nose and into the stomach, hooking the tongue and making the belly howl.

Wang Zai broke free and slipped out from the lion's claws, swallowing his saliva and ran towards the crayfish's four hooves.

The taste of happiness became stronger and stronger, Wang Zai stared at the crayfish in front of him, and opened his mouth happily...

However, the slender fingers turned slightly and stuffed the delicious shrimp meat into Yule's mouth.

"Whoa?"

Wang Zai stared blankly at Yuer licking the sauce on the corner of his mouth and Yu Guo's fingertips stained with sauce, showing a satisfied smile, swallowing the saliva that almost came out with difficulty, and turned to look pitifully at Yu Guo.

Under Wang Zai's enthusiastic gaze, Yu Guo quickly peeled off the shell and dipped the head in the sauce.

The tempting delicacy flashed past Wangzai's eyes, and then fell into the mouth of the golden wool sheep next to him again.

Wang Zai stared at this scene dumbfounded, and suddenly realized as if struck by lightning: Dad doesn't love him anymore!Daddy loves nothing but the golden sheep!

hateful!What he wants is not much, just a bite of the crayfish fed by his father, and it will not prevent them from having sex!Why don't you even give him this little bit of fatherly love? !

Why?Why?Why? ! ! !

Even the pain of scorching eyes, being shaved, and force-feeding dog food combined is not one-tenth of the blow of losing a father's love.

As a result, the poor dog's last little psychological defense finally collapsed.

I saw Wangzai growling "Aww, meow", and tried his best to pounce on the golden sheep that took everything from him.

He slammed into the solid chest of the golden wool sheep fiercely, and secretly swore that he would definitely send this stinky sheep flying thousands of miles away!Let him not be able to look for his father again for ten days and a half months, or let him fly directly to outer space and disappear from his father's world forever!

The dark blue clothes flashed before the round dog's eyes, and there was a whistling wind in his ears.

When Wang Zai reacted, his body had already drawn a parabola in the air, and a big hole was smashed on the ground with a "bang chi".

The drowsy drowsiness suddenly hit, Wang Zai lay flat on the bottom of the pit, spit out a mouthful of steaming fresh dog blood; then, with question marks and unwillingness all over his face, he slowly closed his dog eyes.

The author says:

I found that I really don't know how to write dog blood... So, in the end, I can only let the dog spit blood to show that this is really a chapter with dog blood~ So, who is the best brain tonic emperor in this chapter? A. Dieng B. Wangzai C. Judy D. Brave E. Devil F. Other__