Did the Demon King hug the hero's thigh today?

"Guys," Yu Guo tapped the side of the pot with her chopsticks, and took a deep breath, "Your Captain Judy is broken in love."

"What what?!"

"When did the captain fall in love?"

"Who does the captain like?"

"The captain got dumped?"

There was a whiff of gossip in the wind, as if the flower-armed mermaids in the melon field put down their bowls and chopsticks, and looked at Yu Guo excitedly and expectantly.

Seeing this, Dion quickly grabbed Yu Guo's wrist, and said in a low voice, "What are you doing?"

"Let go." The golden wool sheep opened the lion's paw and looked at him coldly.

Dion was slightly taken aback, and involuntarily took a step back.

It was obviously just a curly sheep, but the fierce eyes made the lion in front of him feel a real sense of oppression.

"It's okay," Yu Guo patted Yuer's hand and whispered to the little lion who was in a defensive state in front of him, "In order to meet Judy, we need the help of these mermaids; of course, if you don't want to tell them you Forget about the two things, I can say that it was just a joke..."

"I can," Dion interrupted him without hesitation, his golden pupils were slightly gloomy, "as long as I can see Judy, I can do anything."

Yu Guo nodded, turned around and said, "The one your Captain Judy loves is far away from the sky and right in front of you, he is—"

He blinked his eyes mysteriously, opened his mouth slowly, and elongated the final sound, "He is—Dion!"

As soon as the voice fell, the eardrums were immediately drowned out by the yelling and yelling of the pirates.

"What kind of horse? Didn't the captain treat Dion as...a pet? So it was... this kind of relationship?"

"That's right, who doesn't like a soft, cute and cute boy like Dion~"

"As expected of the captain, you don't care about race or gender at all!"

"Soga! It's okay! I finally know why I've been single until now..."

Amidst the waves of voices one after another, a pirate suddenly asked: "But why did the captain lose his love? Was he... rejected?"

In an instant, the pirates seemed to be silenced together; they looked at each other and I looked at you, and no one spoke.After a while, they tacitly cast their eyes on the parties present.

"Uh, ha...haha?" Dion just laughed twice before Yu Guo covered his mouth.

"Ahem," Yu Guo cleared his throat, "Actually, it's not a refusal, it's all because of a misunderstanding..."

The pirates gathered around the hot pot, held the fish tails, and posed in a standard melon-eating posture, waiting for the arrival of the big melon.

The exiled noble young master, the unrestrained red-haired mermaid pirate, the underwater encounter of lonely souls, the taboo love desire that crosses races and ages takes root in the damp heart; but the gears of fate turn relentlessly, and lovers above AUO have never met. The two people who are full end up paying by mistake. The beautiful love that was ignorant and throbbing but couldn't ask for it at the beginning has finally turned into a long night of tossing and turning.

In Yu Guo's vivid and cadenced descriptions and the pirates' emotional "oh?" A sad full stop.

After a while, the mermaid finally looked at Dion and asked, "So Dion is coming back now, is he planning to get back together with the captain?"

"Well," the matter has come to this point, and Dion has nothing to hide, so he simply said it directly, "By the way, let me tell you that the miscellaneous fish in Tom Yum Kung Lake are coming to fight, and remind Judy to prepare early."

"Hey, don't worry about those sour fish." The pirates waved their hands confidently. "It's more important for you and the captain to reunite as soon as possible."

"Yes, yes, yes!" the pirates echoed.

Seeing that the atmosphere has reached this level, Yu Guo hastened to join in: "To be honest, this drama of reunion, fishing and law enforcement depends on everyone's help."

When they heard that they had the opportunity to participate in the filming process of the dog blood eight o'clock file, the pirates suddenly became excited, and their colorful tails slapped the ground to express that there was no problem at all, and they must actively participate, and asked what they needed to do. What.

"First of all, we have to confirm whether Captain Judy has any other kittens now. The problem will be troublesome..."

"No problem," Dion interrupted Yu Guo with a smile, "If there are other kittens around him, wouldn't it be good to let them disappear? It's just killing a few stupid cats, it's not troublesome at all Yes, hahaha..."

A gust of chilly wind blew past the pirates' backs, making them startled, and they quickly said: Captain Judy has absolutely no cats, dogs, small fish or shrimps around him!

"Okay." Dion put away his smile, flicked his tail happily, and signaled Yu Guo to continue.

"The key to reunion after a broken mirror is to make Captain Judy's heart flutter again..." Director Yu recalled the eight o'clock episodes he had seen in his previous life, and quickly drew a mind map in his mind, "This heartbeat is divided into inner self Hairstyle and external force-induced type, time is limited, let’s choose external force-induced type.”

"How is it induced by external force?" Dion asked.

"Just use the classic routine - the hero saves the beauty. First, we design a scene that puts you in some kind of critical situation, and then disclose the news to Captain Judy to let him rescue you; then, use the strong visual impact of the scene Let him stimulate him, make him clearly aware of his feelings for you, and arouse his desire to protect; and then, you escape together, you will not abandon me and I will not abandon you at the critical moment of life and death, just clear up the misunderstanding and start again! The flowers are over!"

There was silence all around.

After a while, the mermaid actors who participated in the filming for the first time shouted and scrambled to recommend themselves, hoping to win a good role for themselves.

"Miaomiaomiao!"

"Director, my lines are very solid, can you give me two more lines!"

"Director, I want to be a villain! I'm very good at controlling facial expressions! It's fine to smile evilly, stare and pout!"

"Director, I... I am very professional in water release, and the visual effects are absolutely real!"

"Director, I... I am very good at bundling skills, that..."

Director Yu, the big-tailed wolf, waved his hand smartly, and said in an unhurried manner: "Come one by one! Make sure everyone participates! Line up and get the script..."

After a day of rehearsal, Director Yu, wearing sunglasses and holding the script in hand, wrote the board himself: "The Little Wildcat of the Ruthless Pirate, the first scene, the first scene, Action!!!"

The last ray of sunlight sank into the lake, and the starry sky sprinkled on the pale red lake, illuminating the messy lakeshore—the mermaids were lying on the shore in disorder, and the bright red liquid made of tomato juice and hot pot soup was dyed red. Cracked land.

A dark fish tail submerged into the lake in the night.The blond-haired mermaid dived into the bottom of the lake, frantically beating a pair of huge black shells.

The frenzied and continuous beating sound lasted for a minute, and the shell finally opened slowly, revealing a frighteningly black face.

"Jin Tae-hyun, you kid didn't take your medicine today? Or do you want to meet your ancestors who died long ago?"

"No, boss! Something really important has happened!"

"Tsk," the red-haired mermaid rubbed between her brows, "straighten your tongue and speak!"

"Boss, I saw Dion by the lake! He seems to be in trouble!" the mermaid said with an exaggerated expression.

"What?!" The red-haired mermaid was taken aback, and subconsciously pressed the shoulder of the person in front of her, "Please explain in detail!"

"Hey! When some of us brothers went for a walk on the water in the evening, we saw a gray wolf and a sheep man with fierce eyes chasing a boy from the orc tribe. We wanted to join in the fun, so we went closer to the shore to watch Looked, and found that they were chasing a Lion Clan, and then we took a closer look—yo! Guess what, we found out that the one they were chasing was Dion!"

"And then!" the red-haired mermaid asked anxiously.

"How can we watch Dion being bullied by others! Of course, the brothers rushed forward without saying a word! We never wanted to fight, that gray wolf and that sheep man are so good at fighting! In addition, we just landed I didn't quite get used to it, after a few rounds of parrying, I just..." The blond-haired mermaid's eyes turned red, and her voice choked up.

The red-haired mermaid frowned and asked, "Did you lose?"

"Hmm." The blond mermaid responded in a low voice, not daring to look up at him.

"lead the way."

With a flick of its tail, the red-haired mermaid rushed out of the shell like an arrow flying off the string.

The black fish tail splits the light red water surface, and the golden light flows under the moonlight.

"Come here!" The mermaid lying on the shore glanced at the lake and whispered.

"Second act, preparation, Action!!"

The fake red blood dripped down the tip of the kitchen knife, wet the short golden brown hair of the lion boy.

"Get up." The tall man looked down at the dying boy and said expressionlessly.

The Lion Clan boy staggered up from the ground, and before he could stand up straight, the blond sheep man grabbed the Lion Clan boy's wrist and yanked hard, smashing him to the ground heavily.

The kitchen knife reflected the cold light under the moonlight, and the sheep man looked at the young man struggling on the ground, and said coldly: "Shame to the lion clan, cowardly and greedy nobleman, go to hell!"

"Peel the skin first, let the blood out, and then cut into thin slices!" The gray wolf next to him showed his fangs and instructed excitedly.

"Okay." The sheep man nodded, and was about to wave the kitchen knife in his hand when a black shadow suddenly appeared above his head.

The blood-red lake water formed a solid water wall, covering the sky and the moon, and slamming aggressively towards the shore.

"Yul! Be careful!" Gray Wolf rushed up and hugged the golden wool sheep from behind. He had just dragged Yule back two steps, and the dense water wall had already smashed down.

The water waves crashed down layer by layer, and Yu Guo was hugged and protected by Yuer. He opened his eyes in the gap between the impact of the water waves, and saw the mermaid standing in the middle of the red water waves ——

The thick and slender black tail fin was dotted with golden light, and his red hair seemed to be burning with flames. Beside the black goggles, a scarlet pupil stared at Yu Guo without blinking. Even if it was several meters away, he could feel it. To that strong killing intent.

No... you are indeed a pirate leader, it's... a little exciting~

Director Yu swallowed heavily, thinking to himself, if the performance goes on like this, it seems... I am afraid that someone will die.

As a result, Director Yu was instantly discouraged; he was about to explain to the angry pirate leader when he heard the little lion next to him snort softly.

It was really just a small sound, but Yu Guo saw the mermaid's ear fins tremble suddenly.

Yu Dao's heart suddenly "thumped": I feel bad.

Sure enough, the mermaid raised his arm, and the red lake water condensed into a sharp spear by his hand, flying straight towards Yule's chest.

"Wang Zai! Grab that lion!" Yu Guo roared, pushing Yuer to roll sideways.

The blood-red water gun rubbed against Yu Guo's cheek, and the sharp spear tip left a slender bloodstain on his fair face; before Yu Guo could wipe off the bloodstain, the two spears stabbed at the chests of the two of them respectively. come over.

"Aww meow!"

With a familiar dog barking, two long hairs hung in the air; Wang Zai held the lion cub's nape in his mouth, and stared fiercely at the mermaid in the distance.

"Let him go." The red-haired mermaid snapped.

"Okay," the golden wool sheep held the gray wolf in its arms, looked at the mermaid coldly, "you go ashore and take it away by yourself."

Judy stared at the lion boy covered in blood and half-closed eyes, clenched his fists hanging by his side.

"Okay." The black-gold fish tail streaked across the blood-red water, and the red-haired mermaid landed alone.

"Wang Zai, let him go."

A full moon gradually emerged from behind the clouds. Under the cold moonlight, the mermaid's fiery long hair was like a cluster of burning flames, emitting a warm light.

"Wow~" Wang Zai suddenly raised his head and let out a howl, his eyes were scarlet.

"Wang Zai?" Yu Guo looked at the silly dog ​​who suddenly howled in confusion, and was about to step forward to check, but Yule grabbed his wrist.

"Be careful, Wangzai's condition is not right, its size is getting bigger, and its fangs are showing." Yuer stopped Yu Guo behind him, and pointed to the moon in the sky, "Maybe werewolves will be affected by the full moon to some extent. Bar."

Facing Wang Zai who was about to add violence to the scene, Director Yu suddenly panicked: "But he still has Dion in his mouth!!!"

The author says:

Thanks to the little devil painted by @话雨小喜爱, it’s so cute!Everyone, go to wb to see it, please boast! ! ! PS: The author of Spicy Chicken is so excited, my heart is pounding like an old deer!The first time I wrote an article, I didn’t handle it well in many places, and I’m preparing to change jobs recently, and it’s getting slower, so I’m grateful.Although I didn't reply to every message, I read every one~ I'm really lucky to meet you little angels!Next, let's have fun adventures with the Demon Lord Hero!