The whole world of comprehension is my shit shoveling officer

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Fat Sanhua rarely woke up early today.

Today is the day of the Nascent Soul Ceremony, but Fat Sanhua didn't get up early for this matter.

This unlucky child was woken up very early two days ago, so his biological clock was broken, so he couldn't sleep today and got up early.

Now that he is up, no one else can sleep in.

Fat Sanhua first patted Ye Minxue's body with his paw, whoever made this little chick the easiest to bully.

"Chi Chi Chi Chi!" Chick Cub hurriedly jumped up, looking at Fat Sanhua in horror.

He has some shade.

After all, it is a bed. After all, except for him, the other three are all very big, so he was accidentally turned over and pressed under him more than once at night.

Ye Minxue was already very careful, and now basically only fell asleep in a corner to avoid the tragedy, but the psychological shadow from the past had already been planted, and it was not so easy to eliminate.

Who knew his shadow was back!

He took a closer look and saw an enlarged version of Fat Cat's face.

The fat cat was still awake, obviously premeditated.

Ye Minxue chirped angrily, don't bully the chicken too much, he has already lived so cautiously, but he still couldn't resist the malice directed at him.

"I see...you seem to have grown another blue feather." Fat Sanhua glanced at Ye Minxue.

Fat Sanhua once went to the Upper Realm, asked the people in the Upper Realm for him, and told him that Fenghuang was ugly when he was young, a pure-colored chicken cub, not bright at all, so he wanted to know the purity of his bloodline and No, just see if he had variegated hair when he was young. Ye Minxue has always paid attention to this point. Once there are hairs of different colors on his body, he will pluck them out immediately.

Sure enough, after hearing Fat Sanhua's words, Ye Minxue immediately lowered his head to find the blue feather, and pecked it off in one go.

This made him feel more at ease.

Well, the chick is done, who is the next victim?

Fat Sanhua swept around the bed.

He raised his paw high and stepped on Bai Ze's face.

Bai Ze was in a drowsy sleep, even this couldn't wake him up, he turned over and started talking in his sleep: "Oh, don't be fooling around~"

This time, not only Fat Sanhua, but also Chick Cub immediately stopped his movements, trotted over, squatted in front of Bai Ze and looked at him.

He and Fat Sanhua looked at each other.

Tsk tsk, I can't tell, a sheep like Bai Ze who looks so serious is secretly thinking about these messy things?

"Boss, get off me quickly, you've gained weight again, and you're crushing me." Bai Ze sniffled and stared at his legs.

Fat Sanhua: "..."

Chick Cub looked away wisely and looked at the ceiling.

If he wanted, Fat Sanhua could act as if he didn't hear anything.

Fat Sanhua was angry, so she knew that this guy wouldn't dream of anything good.

Fat Sanhua was full of anger, it seemed that he couldn't use an overly gentle method to wake up this guy, it would be too embarrassing for him.

Fat Sanhua spread her claws and hugged Bai Ze's head in one breath.

Chick Cub didn't know what the two of them were doing, but stretched his neck.

Bai Ze soon couldn't breathe and gradually suffocated. He grunted twice and struggled with his legs thrashing.

Fat Sanhua got up, and sure enough, the moment he got up, Bai Ze woke up.

"Boss!" he yelled angrily.

"Well, what's the matter, little brother." Fat Sanhua nodded comfortably.

Bai Ze paused, almost dying of anger from himself.

This is inertia, he is used to calling Fat Sanhua the boss, but at this point he can't hold it back. It doesn't sound like he is venting his anger on Fat Sanhua, but it is full of respect.

Xue Zhui didn't need Fat Sanhua to yell anymore, he had already stood up with sleepy eyes from Bai Ze's loud voice.

"Did something happen?" Xue Zhui yawned.

"It's okay, today is not the Nascent Soul Ceremony, so everyone should get up early and prepare." Fat Sanhua said in a very cheerful tone.

"Preparing for what?" Bai Ze asked back.

The Nascent Soul Grand Ceremony is just a grand ceremony of reasons, no big deal, what is there to prepare for.

"Of course it's very important. Today, grooming is very important. Everyone hurry up and go to the toilet. You won't be able to go to the toilet again at the meeting." Fat Sanhua said convincingly.

The other little monsters had no choice but to get up depressed together, and went to the toilet first.

The four of them stood in a row, and when Bai Ze saw this, he felt a little bad, so he deliberately pushed Fat Sanhua next to him.

But who is Fat Sanhua? It's a fat cat with a very stable foot. Seeing that Fat Sanhua didn't move at all, he raised his eyebrows in his busy schedule.

"childish."

Bai Ze: "..." Bai Ze was aggrieved.

Who was the first to be childish in the morning? This guy will beat him up.

After going to the bathroom, they ate breakfast again. This morning they didn't have a lot of food, because they could still eat a lot during the ceremony.

This is what Fat Sanhua looks forward to most about this grand ceremony.

Liqian Gaozhuo's barbecue is delicious on weekdays.Always eat but also get tired.

He is still very happy to eat something novel this time.

After breakfast, those disciples of the Qingyang Sect also came out to let the wind go.

Speaking of letting the wind go, they were basically located in the middle of a circle with a diameter of ten meters in the center of the pile of exhibits displayed by Fat Sanhua, and their eyes were firmly locked on the pile of natural materials and earthly treasures in the middle.

"Do you like these things very much?" Fat Sanhua asked them.

The disciple of Qingyang Sect abandoned all self-esteem and nodded frantically.

These things are so precious, even if someone sees their pug appearance, it is not shameful.

What's more, if they say so, Fat Sanhua will be happy.

...Wow, will you just send something to them?In life, there is always a little dream.

So these people looked at Fat Sanhua with burning eyes, their eyes could not hide their passion and longing.

"That's good, you should look at it more, you probably won't be able to see it if you leave here." Fat Sanhua nodded in satisfaction, he turned his head again, and stopped looking at a few people drooling .

Qingyang Sect disciple: "..."

That's right, such a remarkable thing, not to mention buying it with spirit stones, can't be found even if you look for it. Once it appears, it will be a bloodbath, how can you give it to them?

Hey.

Fat Sanhua doesn't care about these guests anymore, the most important thing for him now is to finish his own business.

"What, you said you want to have a hairstyle?!" Xiao Yueqi opened her mouth into an O shape.

Zhong Xiaotian, the person with the best aesthetics in Qifeng, has already gone to help, and now only he and the elder brother are left.

"Yes, today is such an important day, shouldn't I make some changes?" Fat Sanhua replied confidently.

"It's great that you have this heart, but how do you change it?" Xiao Yueqi scratched her head.

Not to mention anything else, just Fat Sanhua's head with short hair, it is impossible to give him any shape.

"How about... first use some raw hair water or something to make your hair grow longer, and let me style it for you?" Xiao Yueqi rubbed her hands.

As soon as he finished speaking, he received a knife eye from Fat Sanhua.

Which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted? It is because the life has become more stable recently, and the skin is itchy, isn't it?

"That's why, you are already handsome and handsome enough for the little kitten." Xiao Yueqi praised this cat on a whim without conscience.

"Of course I know I'm handsome, but this is different." Fat Sanhua shook her head, feeling very good.

Xiao Yueqi turned around immediately, and made a motion of vomiting where Fat Sanhua couldn't see.

This fat cat is really shameless.

Xiao Yueqi scratched her head, since Fat Sanhua was so persistent, it was not impossible.

Xiao Yueqi rubbed her chin, took out two hair ornaments from the mustard space, and put them on the two pointed ears of the little cat.

All the little monsters came over and opened their eyes wide.

They struggled to hold back their laughter.

"I'm not very good at taking it alone. I seem to be a bit out of the group, and I'm too negligent to you, so let's take it together today as a symbol of our Qifeng unity." Fat Sanhua moved his ears, and the two little heads The flower swayed with him.

The little monsters couldn't laugh anymore.

"No need, I can't fit anything on my head." Ye Minxue was the first to find reasons and excuses.

"That's right, I'm going to be on stage soon, this kind of thing will definitely fall off after a few swipes." Xiao Yueqi followed closely behind.

"I'll forget it, I don't like these fancy things." Bai Ze turned his face away.

"For example, if the boss insists, it's not impossible for me..." Xue Zhui stammered to show her loyalty.

Before he finished speaking, he felt a pain in his tail.

He was stepped on by Bai Ze.

"Of course I won't insist. I wear this flower like a fool. Who would want to wear this kind of thing? No one will like it except you, who has no aesthetics." Fat Sanhua pointed at the stunned man with his paw Xiao Yueqi shook her head, put on her original translation headband and left.

Only Xiao Yueqi, who was gnashing her teeth in hatred, and a few other monsters were left in place.

They really don't have a long memory, they haven't known Fat Sanhua's stinking virtue after so long.

Fat Sanhua was content to molested the people and guests of Qifeng all morning.

He glanced at their guests with some regret.

Hey, it's a pity, it's not that his own people can't tease him to his heart's content. He is a very measured cat, so he is still polite to these guests.

I really hope that the day of accepting apprentices will come soon, so that he can show his skills.

There was a lot of fuss, and the originally sufficient time was turned into a tight time.

"It's a pity that I got up so early today, it's because you are too shameful, and you delayed leaving until now." Fat Sanhua criticized these little monsters.

Everyone has no strength to argue with him.

Finally, they rode flying swords and arrived at their destination leisurely.

Wow, is this the bigger Nascent Soul?

It's not like he hasn't seen Sifeng before, this is the first time he has seen such a magnificent Sifeng.

I don't know what to cook.

Qian Gaozhuo sat down with Xue Zhui and Fat Sanhua.

Xiao Yueqi took the chicken cubs to prepare for their ring.

Bai Ze found out now.

It's better to help out in the back kitchen with Zhong Xiaotian!

Because if he wanted to stay, he could only squat behind Fat Sanhua and be his little brother.

"Aren't you my younger brother? There is no problem at all." Fat Sanhua took it for granted.