The whole world of comprehension is my shit shoveling officer
Chapter 114 Under the Table
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People came one after another.
At the beginning, Bai Ze was still standing beside Fat Sanhua, but the more he stood back, he wished he could shrink into a small ball and hide behind Fat Sanhua, so that no one could see him.
As for Fat Sanhua's identity, the people of Qingyang Sect have kindly helped them to do enough publicity.
This also saved Fat Sanhua a lot of trouble.
Of course, there will be many scrutinizing eyes, but Fat Sanhua has never been afraid of these eyes, and he is even willing to show them to everyone.
I saw this fat cat raised its head and chest, and nodded to everyone who looked at him.
How about, today he is also very handsome, right?
Bai Ze dodged to the side again.
It's really embarrassing. Since it's a big ceremony, there must be speeches.
Fat Sanhua was very happy to show himself to everyone at the beginning, so he was very excited, but later he became more and more bored.
The dishes were served plate by plate, but the eldest brother did not allow him to take them out to eat.
"Bai Ze, let's switch places." Fat Sanhua turned her head.
Bai Ze's eyes lit up, but the next second he narrowed his eyes vigilantly.
As far as he knew, Fat Sanhua was not such a good cat. He must have a reason for doing so.
"I'm so boring." Fat Sanhua said truthfully.
Anyway, everyone has seen enough of him now, and they don't stare at him so closely.
Bai Ze struggled for two seconds, even in the past, he never had such an honor.
What's more, it's a bit embarrassing to stand behind. After all, these monks only knew that he didn't know Fat Sanhua before they came, and he always wanted to save himself a little face.
So Bai Ze gritted his teeth and nodded.
Fat Sanhua immediately jumped down from his seat, while Bai Ze jumped up.
After all, Qian Gaozhuo is a well-behaved and trustworthy elder brother.
The superior was delivering a speech, and he didn't look for an opportunity to desert as hard as the others. On the contrary, he listened very carefully. If he didn't have no pen and paper at hand, he might still have to take notes.
The person above finally finished his speech, the senior brother withdrew his gaze, and was about to comfort Fat Sanhua that dinner would be ready soon, but turned his head to see it was Bai Ze.
"Where's Qiuqiu?" Qian Gaozhuo was shocked.
"He said he was a little bored, and I felt a little tired, so we temporarily switched places, and he was right behind me." Bai Ze pointed to the seat with his paw, and the two people behind turned their heads together.
... Where is the fat three-colored cat? !
Bai Ze and Qian Gaozhuo's eyes widened together, and they suddenly had a bad feeling.
Since Fat Sanhua said that she was bored, how could she stay where she was? Wouldn't she still be bored?
So Fat Sanhua slipped away just now.
As for how to slip away without being noticed.
Fat Sanhua got under the table.
This is a very long, very long, very wide table. After all, no ordinary people are sitting there, so the space under the table is also very spacious.
Fat Sanhua blinked after getting in.
Wow.
This is really unexpected, unexpected.
When they were just sitting on the chairs, everyone was sitting upright with a sense of immortality. Whoever saw it did not praise him, they were indeed extraordinary immortals.
As a result, I got under the table and saw some people knocking on Erlang's legs, some sitting with their legs apart, some humming a little tune in their hearts, and some shaking their legs slightly.
The most excessive, sneakily stretched out a hand to tickle the bottom.
Fat Sanhua shook his head.
Sure enough, a cultivator is also a human being after all.
Fat Sanhua watched the world for a while, and felt that it was almost time to rest, and she should go back.
As a result, he had gone too far just now, and he couldn't find where Bai Ze and the others were all of a sudden.
Where is it……
Fat Sanhua shook his head, but fortunately Bai Ze and Xue Zhui were particularly obvious, just find two without legs.
Fat Sanhua hurried towards the destination.
Suddenly, a fairy probably had sat for too long and his legs were sore, so he tried to stretch his legs and do a stretching exercise.
He kicked his legs calmly and almost kicked a passing kitten.
As expected of Fat Sanhua, Fat Sanhua reacted extremely fast and moved nimbly. I saw him turn over and successfully dodge the kick.
However, it also has consequences.
Fat Sanhua grunted and rolled several times.
Although Fat Sanhua has worked hard to control his figure, this is not something he can stop if he says he wants to.
So he ended up accidentally bumping into someone's instep.
Fat Sanhua quickly backed away.
He squatted on the spot, poking his head out cautiously.
He waited for a while, and found that the other party did not respond, so he breathed a sigh of relief.
It's not bad that he is a fat cat who is not afraid of anything, but he still bears the heavy responsibility of the peak master.
If the peak master loses face, it should be a very serious matter.
However, what he didn't know was that the one who was kicked to the instep, the immortal looked pale, and secretly glanced at the monk next to him.
The monk was not from the same sect as him, so it was hard for him to say anything.
I can only complain in my heart, as expected of a small sect, I have no education at all, and I am still shaking my legs during such a serious ceremony, even if I shake my legs, I even kicked such a poor and innocent person like him.
Fat Sanhua continued to move forward.
Suddenly, he stopped again.
Fat Sanhua carefully moved to the side.
He is also a very rich kitten. Many people are not as knowledgeable as he is, and he has seen countless good things.
But it was the first time he had seen such brin bling flashing shoes.
Wow, good, very flamboyant shoes.
Such shoes have only been seen before, and they are always dotted with colorful gems, telling the whole world that he is a nouveau riche.
And these people in front of him also adorned a lot of genius treasures that he didn't know on his shoes.
Fat Sanhua took a closer look, this guy's clothes were quite long, probably because of this reason, everyone didn't see the peculiarity of his shoes.
Fat Sanhua was satisfied and ready to leave.
As a result, he forgot for a moment that he was leaning against the very edge, and for a moment thought that he was walking in the very center of the table.
He turned his head and bumped his head into the calf of the person next to him.
The monk who was knocking on Erlang's leg hurriedly put down his leg, with exclamation marks in his heart.
Oh my god, is she about to be found out about her crossed legs?
She turned her head to look at her fellow apprentice next to her.
The fellow apprentice noticed her gaze and swallowed unconsciously.
What, what's the matter, why is he looking at her so strangely, is it because he was found out that he was wearing abnormal shoes?
Fat Sanhua waited on the spot for a while, neither of these two people bent down to trouble him, so he continued walking happily.
When Fat Sanhua passed by the people of Qingyang Zhongzong, he smiled strangely.
Come and say hello to them.
Fat Sanhua patted the Qingyang Sect's toes with his paws.
The monk in Changning Mountain was in a state of confusion. Who, who touched his toes?
If he accidentally kicked it, it would still be normal, and it would be amazing to touch his toes so precisely.
how did you do that?
Fat Sanhua was a little tired from walking.
What's the point of just walking like this, why don't you think of an interesting way to get back to your destination.
Fat Sanhua thought for a second.
He thought about it.
Fat Sanhua stayed on the spot, planing the ground with one hind leg, and then exhaled two breaths viciously.
At this moment, he felt that he was not a kitten, but a strong bull.
Go!
Fat Sanhua ran vigorously.
The monks sitting on both sides of the table froze at the same time. What's going on?I don't feel any wind yet, who created a gust of wind under the table.
Who is this, so boring.
Fat Sanhua quickly ran back under his seat and poked Bai Ze with his paw.
When Bai Ze saw him, the whole sheep relaxed a lot.
"Where did you go just now? We've been looking for you for a long time." Bai Ze got down from his seat, complaining and complaining softly as he got down.
"Didn't I tell you everything, I exchanged seats with you because I was too bored, of course to have fun." Fat Sanhua pouted, and sat back on the seat again.
"How is it, no one has found out yet?" Fat Sanhua patted the elder brother with his paw.
The elder brother nodded to him.
Fortunately, Fat Sanhua is a modest cat and came back in time.
"It's just so strange. After the people above finished speaking, there was a commotion at the bottom for some reason." Qian Gaozhuo chatted gossip with him in a low voice.
Fat Sanhua looked up, and sure enough everyone had mixed expressions, several of them were whispering.
Hey, can't it be more interesting to hold such a big event?
Look, everyone has opinions, they must be whispering about how boring it is.
Qian Gaozhuo looked at Fat Sanhua thoughtfully. He thought it was the fault of his junior brother, but judging by his expression, it should have nothing to do with him.
Fat Sanhua did some exercise underneath, and now all the dishes are served.
The next step is the arena performance. Everyone can watch the game while eating and relax.
Other monks may still be secretive and unable to let go, but Fat Sanhua is different.
"Be careful, you must eat one bite at a time." Qian Gaozhu handed over to Fat Sanhua the words that Zhong Xiaotian gave him thousands of times today.
Fat Sanhua nodded, indicating that he understood.
He looked at the dishes in front of him and opened his mouth.
Xue Zhui was about to learn how the boss dined gracefully, but saw that Fat Sanhua wanted to open his mouth in half, making his head as big as it was.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
"Can you stop being reincarnated like a starved ghost, as if our Qifeng usually short of your food." Bai Ze crazily complained from the bottom.
Fat Sanhua slowly chewed and swallowed what was in his mouth, and glanced at Bai Ze with the eyes of a little fool.
"You really don't understand anything, so they don't think I'm rude, but rather cute." Fat Sanhua retorted.
Bai Ze was going to say that you have no eyes when you are a monk?I heard everyone talking not far away.
"That spirit beast in Qifeng is so cute. It tastes delicious. I haven't eaten anything for decades. Watching him eat makes my appetite go up."
"The cheeks are bulging, like a little bun."
"With a round head and a round brain, I really can't tell that it is such a powerful spirit beast."
White Pond:"…………"
Bai Ze gritted his teeth, is he really so likable?
He wanted to see how Fat Sanhua got the effect in their mouths, but this time Fat Sanhua ate it in small bites.
Such a big mouthful, the taste is not very obvious, it is too wasteful of food.
Sure enough, the big meal is different.
People came one after another.
At the beginning, Bai Ze was still standing beside Fat Sanhua, but the more he stood back, he wished he could shrink into a small ball and hide behind Fat Sanhua, so that no one could see him.
As for Fat Sanhua's identity, the people of Qingyang Sect have kindly helped them to do enough publicity.
This also saved Fat Sanhua a lot of trouble.
Of course, there will be many scrutinizing eyes, but Fat Sanhua has never been afraid of these eyes, and he is even willing to show them to everyone.
I saw this fat cat raised its head and chest, and nodded to everyone who looked at him.
How about, today he is also very handsome, right?
Bai Ze dodged to the side again.
It's really embarrassing. Since it's a big ceremony, there must be speeches.
Fat Sanhua was very happy to show himself to everyone at the beginning, so he was very excited, but later he became more and more bored.
The dishes were served plate by plate, but the eldest brother did not allow him to take them out to eat.
"Bai Ze, let's switch places." Fat Sanhua turned her head.
Bai Ze's eyes lit up, but the next second he narrowed his eyes vigilantly.
As far as he knew, Fat Sanhua was not such a good cat. He must have a reason for doing so.
"I'm so boring." Fat Sanhua said truthfully.
Anyway, everyone has seen enough of him now, and they don't stare at him so closely.
Bai Ze struggled for two seconds, even in the past, he never had such an honor.
What's more, it's a bit embarrassing to stand behind. After all, these monks only knew that he didn't know Fat Sanhua before they came, and he always wanted to save himself a little face.
So Bai Ze gritted his teeth and nodded.
Fat Sanhua immediately jumped down from his seat, while Bai Ze jumped up.
After all, Qian Gaozhuo is a well-behaved and trustworthy elder brother.
The superior was delivering a speech, and he didn't look for an opportunity to desert as hard as the others. On the contrary, he listened very carefully. If he didn't have no pen and paper at hand, he might still have to take notes.
The person above finally finished his speech, the senior brother withdrew his gaze, and was about to comfort Fat Sanhua that dinner would be ready soon, but turned his head to see it was Bai Ze.
"Where's Qiuqiu?" Qian Gaozhuo was shocked.
"He said he was a little bored, and I felt a little tired, so we temporarily switched places, and he was right behind me." Bai Ze pointed to the seat with his paw, and the two people behind turned their heads together.
... Where is the fat three-colored cat? !
Bai Ze and Qian Gaozhuo's eyes widened together, and they suddenly had a bad feeling.
Since Fat Sanhua said that she was bored, how could she stay where she was? Wouldn't she still be bored?
So Fat Sanhua slipped away just now.
As for how to slip away without being noticed.
Fat Sanhua got under the table.
This is a very long, very long, very wide table. After all, no ordinary people are sitting there, so the space under the table is also very spacious.
Fat Sanhua blinked after getting in.
Wow.
This is really unexpected, unexpected.
When they were just sitting on the chairs, everyone was sitting upright with a sense of immortality. Whoever saw it did not praise him, they were indeed extraordinary immortals.
As a result, I got under the table and saw some people knocking on Erlang's legs, some sitting with their legs apart, some humming a little tune in their hearts, and some shaking their legs slightly.
The most excessive, sneakily stretched out a hand to tickle the bottom.
Fat Sanhua shook his head.
Sure enough, a cultivator is also a human being after all.
Fat Sanhua watched the world for a while, and felt that it was almost time to rest, and she should go back.
As a result, he had gone too far just now, and he couldn't find where Bai Ze and the others were all of a sudden.
Where is it……
Fat Sanhua shook his head, but fortunately Bai Ze and Xue Zhui were particularly obvious, just find two without legs.
Fat Sanhua hurried towards the destination.
Suddenly, a fairy probably had sat for too long and his legs were sore, so he tried to stretch his legs and do a stretching exercise.
He kicked his legs calmly and almost kicked a passing kitten.
As expected of Fat Sanhua, Fat Sanhua reacted extremely fast and moved nimbly. I saw him turn over and successfully dodge the kick.
However, it also has consequences.
Fat Sanhua grunted and rolled several times.
Although Fat Sanhua has worked hard to control his figure, this is not something he can stop if he says he wants to.
So he ended up accidentally bumping into someone's instep.
Fat Sanhua quickly backed away.
He squatted on the spot, poking his head out cautiously.
He waited for a while, and found that the other party did not respond, so he breathed a sigh of relief.
It's not bad that he is a fat cat who is not afraid of anything, but he still bears the heavy responsibility of the peak master.
If the peak master loses face, it should be a very serious matter.
However, what he didn't know was that the one who was kicked to the instep, the immortal looked pale, and secretly glanced at the monk next to him.
The monk was not from the same sect as him, so it was hard for him to say anything.
I can only complain in my heart, as expected of a small sect, I have no education at all, and I am still shaking my legs during such a serious ceremony, even if I shake my legs, I even kicked such a poor and innocent person like him.
Fat Sanhua continued to move forward.
Suddenly, he stopped again.
Fat Sanhua carefully moved to the side.
He is also a very rich kitten. Many people are not as knowledgeable as he is, and he has seen countless good things.
But it was the first time he had seen such brin bling flashing shoes.
Wow, good, very flamboyant shoes.
Such shoes have only been seen before, and they are always dotted with colorful gems, telling the whole world that he is a nouveau riche.
And these people in front of him also adorned a lot of genius treasures that he didn't know on his shoes.
Fat Sanhua took a closer look, this guy's clothes were quite long, probably because of this reason, everyone didn't see the peculiarity of his shoes.
Fat Sanhua was satisfied and ready to leave.
As a result, he forgot for a moment that he was leaning against the very edge, and for a moment thought that he was walking in the very center of the table.
He turned his head and bumped his head into the calf of the person next to him.
The monk who was knocking on Erlang's leg hurriedly put down his leg, with exclamation marks in his heart.
Oh my god, is she about to be found out about her crossed legs?
She turned her head to look at her fellow apprentice next to her.
The fellow apprentice noticed her gaze and swallowed unconsciously.
What, what's the matter, why is he looking at her so strangely, is it because he was found out that he was wearing abnormal shoes?
Fat Sanhua waited on the spot for a while, neither of these two people bent down to trouble him, so he continued walking happily.
When Fat Sanhua passed by the people of Qingyang Zhongzong, he smiled strangely.
Come and say hello to them.
Fat Sanhua patted the Qingyang Sect's toes with his paws.
The monk in Changning Mountain was in a state of confusion. Who, who touched his toes?
If he accidentally kicked it, it would still be normal, and it would be amazing to touch his toes so precisely.
how did you do that?
Fat Sanhua was a little tired from walking.
What's the point of just walking like this, why don't you think of an interesting way to get back to your destination.
Fat Sanhua thought for a second.
He thought about it.
Fat Sanhua stayed on the spot, planing the ground with one hind leg, and then exhaled two breaths viciously.
At this moment, he felt that he was not a kitten, but a strong bull.
Go!
Fat Sanhua ran vigorously.
The monks sitting on both sides of the table froze at the same time. What's going on?I don't feel any wind yet, who created a gust of wind under the table.
Who is this, so boring.
Fat Sanhua quickly ran back under his seat and poked Bai Ze with his paw.
When Bai Ze saw him, the whole sheep relaxed a lot.
"Where did you go just now? We've been looking for you for a long time." Bai Ze got down from his seat, complaining and complaining softly as he got down.
"Didn't I tell you everything, I exchanged seats with you because I was too bored, of course to have fun." Fat Sanhua pouted, and sat back on the seat again.
"How is it, no one has found out yet?" Fat Sanhua patted the elder brother with his paw.
The elder brother nodded to him.
Fortunately, Fat Sanhua is a modest cat and came back in time.
"It's just so strange. After the people above finished speaking, there was a commotion at the bottom for some reason." Qian Gaozhuo chatted gossip with him in a low voice.
Fat Sanhua looked up, and sure enough everyone had mixed expressions, several of them were whispering.
Hey, can't it be more interesting to hold such a big event?
Look, everyone has opinions, they must be whispering about how boring it is.
Qian Gaozhuo looked at Fat Sanhua thoughtfully. He thought it was the fault of his junior brother, but judging by his expression, it should have nothing to do with him.
Fat Sanhua did some exercise underneath, and now all the dishes are served.
The next step is the arena performance. Everyone can watch the game while eating and relax.
Other monks may still be secretive and unable to let go, but Fat Sanhua is different.
"Be careful, you must eat one bite at a time." Qian Gaozhu handed over to Fat Sanhua the words that Zhong Xiaotian gave him thousands of times today.
Fat Sanhua nodded, indicating that he understood.
He looked at the dishes in front of him and opened his mouth.
Xue Zhui was about to learn how the boss dined gracefully, but saw that Fat Sanhua wanted to open his mouth in half, making his head as big as it was.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
"Can you stop being reincarnated like a starved ghost, as if our Qifeng usually short of your food." Bai Ze crazily complained from the bottom.
Fat Sanhua slowly chewed and swallowed what was in his mouth, and glanced at Bai Ze with the eyes of a little fool.
"You really don't understand anything, so they don't think I'm rude, but rather cute." Fat Sanhua retorted.
Bai Ze was going to say that you have no eyes when you are a monk?I heard everyone talking not far away.
"That spirit beast in Qifeng is so cute. It tastes delicious. I haven't eaten anything for decades. Watching him eat makes my appetite go up."
"The cheeks are bulging, like a little bun."
"With a round head and a round brain, I really can't tell that it is such a powerful spirit beast."
White Pond:"…………"
Bai Ze gritted his teeth, is he really so likable?
He wanted to see how Fat Sanhua got the effect in their mouths, but this time Fat Sanhua ate it in small bites.
Such a big mouthful, the taste is not very obvious, it is too wasteful of food.
Sure enough, the big meal is different.
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