The whole world of comprehension is my shit shoveling officer

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"Get up, get up, the sun is going to shine on your ass!" Fat Sanhua yelled loudly, and at the same time told his little brothers to get up.

The poor little monsters rubbed their eyes.

What's going on here?Call them up early in the morning.

"Have you forgotten? Today is the day to accept apprentices!" Fat Sanhua's tone was very excited.

"Oh." A few little monsters nodded and fell down a second after speaking.

Fat Sanhua: "..."

How could they not be excited at all?

Fat Sanhua slapped their butts one by one angrily, finally waking them up.

Fat Sanhua sighed deeply after listening to the constant complaints of this group of younger brothers.

Look at this group of guys, there is no energy at all, and they don't listen to his orders, don't know what to do.

But it doesn't matter, he will have a new little brother today.

Fat Sanhua held her head high.

He took a special shower yesterday, and he still smells good now, and he also dressed himself up well before leaving today.

"Let's go." Fat Sanhua patted Bai Ze, his mount.

When Fat Sanhua arrived at the destination, the representatives of the various peaks had already arrived, and the little carrot heads were also preparing to go.

Fat Sanhua glanced at the small mirror they were looking at, and felt a little surprised. They must have observed him in the front mirror like this last year.

I don't know if the mirror shows him handsome or not.

"You have to choose a few carefully today." The head patted Fat Sanhua.

Fat Sanhua nodded vigorously, that was natural.

The other people at the top of the peak also looked at it cheerfully, but they didn't expect Zhu Wenbin to be on all possible defenses, not against house thieves.

I don't know what expression he will have when he comes out of retreat and sees that Qifeng has so many disciples.

In the anticipation of everyone's thoughts, the little carrot heads finally started to climb the mountain.

Naturally, nothing could be seen at the beginning, and there was no limelight figure like Fat Sanhua last year, so everyone was talking about trivial matters in their lives boringly.

"Why, is this vestment new to you? I've never seen you in it before,"

"I remember the cassock made of the same material. Three high-grade spirit stones were sold at the last auction."

"No, it's not that expensive. I asked someone to do it for me, so I only spent two high-grade spirit stones. I'm lucky."

"Qi Yu of your three peaks has recently become a big hit. He was not conspicuous at first, but he didn't expect to come from behind. This must be a late bloomer."

Everyone chatted twitteringly, only Fat Sanhua looked seriously at the little carrot heads in the mirror.

oops.

Last year, he was squeezed in the middle of the little radish head, and he didn't feel much. This year, he looked at it with such a condescending attitude, and he actually felt that all of them looked quite satisfactory.

"Qiaoqiu, do you already have your eyes on someone?" Everyone couldn't help asking curiously when they saw how serious he was.

Fat Sanhua nodded.

"Look at this little girl, doesn't she look pretty?"

"There's also this little boy with a good temperament." Fat Sanhua pointed them around.

The head twitched his mouth: "Now it's for you to pick the disciples, what's important is their talent and perseverance, not for you to do the draft."

Although the sect leader supported Qifeng in recruiting more disciples, he didn't want to ask for anything.

Fat Sanhua was a little unhappy.

What's the matter, what kind of talent and perseverance can be seen now, isn't it just a face?What else do you look at if you don't look at the face.

Although Fat Sanhua was dissatisfied, it was rare that she didn't quarrel with the head.

"Qiaoqiu, is there any more?" Sifeng female cultivator on the side was afraid that the little cat would be unhappy, so she lowered her head and patted his head to coax him.

"Yes, and this, this, although not particularly handsome, but it is very comfortable to wear, it looks pleasant, and this is very cute, I like them all." Fat Sanhua happily explained to her.

The others shook their heads, this hopeless kitten.

As time went by, the chaotic discussions finally disappeared a lot.

The people on the mountain climbing road gradually began to reduce everyone's attention, and finally returned to the children who were being tested.

"These... Do you like Qiuqiu?" Someone watched for a long time and found a pattern among them.

When he said this, the others also reacted.

Yeah, isn't that the case?

Fat Sanhua's selection criteria is obviously only based on appearance, he likes those who are pleasing to his eyes, and he likes those who are not pleasing to the eye.

Why is Fat Sanhua pleasing to the eye now, but they are all at the forefront.

The person who was still secretly complaining took a look at Fat Sanhua.

No way, could it be that this fat cat really saw the potential of these people from the very beginning?

Is this, is this the power of the Universal Realm?

Fat Sanhua didn't know what messed up people around her were thinking.

He stared at the mirror with bright eyes, cheering for them crazily in his heart.

Oh, oh, come up quickly, he likes everyone very much, and he wants to train these people to be his best disciples.

Fat Sanhua has already started to make plans for these children in his heart.

Well, I will wait for him to get up from now on.

Learn to cook after this.

This will be specially used to watch over other little monsters in the future, so that they can't do bad things.

"Hey hey hey hey."

The others glanced at Fat Sanhua, and silently moved two steps to the side.

What is this fat cat doing? It looks scary.

"In the end, it won't be the ones that Qiuqiu likes to come up?" The more everyone looked at it, the more something was wrong.

The number of people is indeed getting smaller and smaller, but those few that Fat Sanhua took a fancy to are stuck on the climbing road like nails.

There must be at least one, and one cannot come up.

But they were disappointed. Seeing that there were only a few that Fat Sanhua liked, everyone changed their minds.

"Qiaoqiu, among the remaining people, which one do you like the most?" Someone pretended to be casual and asked Fat Sanhua.

Fat Sanhua was immersed in his spring and autumn dream, completely unaware that this was a trap.

Dazed, he replied: "I like this little girl the most, she looks like a good girl."

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Everyone stared at the little girl who was praised by Fat Sanhua, and they remembered that this person would be the object they wanted to compete for in a while.

Fat Sanhua paused, and finally realized the true purpose of this group of people's culture.

"You have forgotten, right? There are only a few of us in Qifeng, so we need to recruit more disciples this time." Fat Sanhua looked at them vigilantly.

"We know this, but we can't just go back empty-handed." Another person continued, with very legitimate reasons.

Fat Sanhua gritted his teeth, he understood somewhat.

My God, these people are not settled yet, and they haven't entered his little basket yet.

It is very possible that the person he likes will be snatched away by others.

"Master, generally speaking, how many new disciples does a peak recruit each year?" Fat Sanhua moved to the master's feet and asked him quietly.

"Usually 1~2. We are Jitianmen, number one in the world. It is not so easy for Dazong to pass the trial. If you recall carefully, before you entered the illusion last year, there were not many left." Are you alone?" The headmaster patiently explained to Fat Sanhua.

Fat Sanhua recalled it for three seconds, his eyes widened in shock, and he thought that this was indeed the case.

"........."

Well, it turned out that after a long time, he could only recruit 1 or 2 disciples?

"That's not necessarily true. As long as they pass the test, you can take them as apprentices. As long as other peaks don't rob people from you, they will automatically go to Qifeng. , as long as they choose you, they will still go to Qifeng." The head comforted Fat Sanhua.

Qifeng's temptation to these little radish heads is actually great, and Qifeng's miraculous deeds are legendary even tomorrow.

Perhaps these people really all went to Qifeng.

The headmaster is looking forward to it.

Fat Sanhua glanced at the person next to him, and pouted.

Obviously these guys were still gossiping there before, and they didn't pay the slightest attention to these little radishheads. They looked sleepy, as if they had been wronged so much for letting them come here.

Unexpectedly, after going through such a little thing now, all these guys have bright eyes and excited expressions.

Fat Sanhua sniffled, they were really annoying, they were obviously not interested before.

Just to fight him, a bunch of bad guys!

Fat Sanhua took a deep breath.

But he won't lose. How can he say that he is a great power in the universe realm? He is the highest realm here. Just from this point of view, he should also be the most attractive.

After Fat Sanhua thought this way, he really relaxed a lot. He seemed to have seen these little radish heads jumping into his little basket very consciously one by one.

That's great, he's going to have a bumper harvest of radish heads today.

coming!

Suddenly, the surrounding atmosphere froze, and everyone entered a state of emergency alert.

Because the first disciple who cleared the level came.

The most important thing is that the first person to clear the level is actually Fat Sanhua's favorite little girl.

God!

Fat Sanhua likes this little girl so much, does it mean that this little girl has the best talent in the world, the kind that is rare in a hundred years.

The little girl who finally cleared the customs wiped the sweat from her head, took a deep breath and came up.

I don't know how many times she arrived, and if she passed, no one wants to accept her as a disciple yet.

The little girl's mood was mixed with excitement and apprehension.

Hope at least one wants her.

She came up.

She raised her head.

I saw a group of monks with red eyes.

"We want it!"

"Little girl, do you want to come to our second peak? If I help you come to the second peak, you can become the direct disciple of the Golden Core cultivator." Erfeng's Dharma cultivation really lived up to everyone's stereotype of them being shrewd.

"The direct disciple of the Golden Core cultivator is also embarrassed to mention it?" Sanfeng's sword cultivator sneered, "Come to our Sanfeng, I can find you a Nascent Soul cultivator to be your master, as long as you pass the three-year test, you can become a Nascent Soul A direct disciple of a monk."

Everyone: "..."

Sanfeng, your character is set off.

"Come to our Sifeng, our Sifeng can directly arrange a Nascent Soul cultivator for you, and you can become his direct disciple without passing the test." Sifeng's medical practitioner smiled.

As soon as the doctor said this, the five peaks and six peaks who were about to say something were stunned.

It's been said so, can they continue to increase the price?

"Come to Qifeng, come to Qifeng! I, we have many, many magic weapons, you can choose whatever you want, and monk Yuanying will be your guide. If you want, the great power of the universe can also accept you as a disciple." Deeply feeling the crisis Fat Sanhua is in a hurry.

"Huanyu Realm?!" The little girl's eyes widened.

"Yes, who is it?" Her heart was pounding.

"Me." Fat Sanhua heard this, the whole cat's expression became proud, and he raised his head and chest and began to show himself.

Little girl: "..."

According to common sense, she should be surprised first, why this fat cat has an automatic translation tool on its head, and why a cat is a great power in the universe.

But now the scene is too chaotic, she never thought of this, and even thought that this is a fairy gate, so anything can happen, but she ignored it.

"I'm going to Sifeng." She made a final decision.

"Hey." Everyone who almost guessed the ending sighed.

But Fat Sanhua, who had the winning ticket in his hands, froze in place, and almost turned into a handful of ashes and went away with the wind.

how so!

Obviously, obviously he was the first.