The whole world of comprehension is my shit shoveling officer

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Fat Sanhua is still immersed in the sadness of the little radish that he likes, and jumped into someone else's radish basket.

Just when he couldn't extricate himself, other experienced people had already looked to the next one.

The head didn't know whether to say he was relieved or speechless, this was the first time he saw these people recruiting students with such enthusiasm.

"I said that it's good that you are very enthusiastic about the new disciples, but you should also pay attention to it a little bit," the headmaster thought for a while, and decided to say a few more words, "How can you casually treat the direct disciples who have been modified by the Nascent Soul?" Hand over the quota."

"We're not just doing it casually." Now that they have become their own disciples, Sifeng's people are quite protective of their cubs.

"I didn't mean to target him. What I meant was, can you stop looting, you must think more, and you can't follow the pace of others. I don't know, I thought you were robbing things at the auction." The head frowned. Jumped.

"We know." Everyone was impatient.

Head: "..."

Fortunately, the people who come up now are sure to become new disciples of Jitianmen, otherwise, he really doesn't know what to do with this embarrassing appearance.

Everyone waited for a while, and then the second passer came up.

This time it was a little boy, and he was from a wealthy and scholarly family judging from his clothes.

At such a young age, he is already immortal, and even the sweat after hard work can't conceal his demeanor.

Fat Sanhua was still in a trance, and in the trance, he heard the familiar cries like the cries of vendors in the vegetable market.

"We want it from Yifeng!" Yifeng's cultivator hurriedly said.

"Our second peak is also here, little brother, you newcomer may not know it, if you go to the first peak, you will become a big three and five thick people like them, it is easy to become a guy with strong limbs and a simple mind. "The man from Erfeng opened his mouth and attacked his opponent by the way.

"Hey, what are you talking about? Whoever has strong limbs has a simple mind. You are stereotyped and slandered. Why don't you say that you, Erfeng, are small-bellied and fussy, and you are so petty that you can't do it." Yifeng was angry.

"Who are you calling petty?"

"Then who are you calling three big and five thick!"

Yifeng and Erfeng quarreled.

Sanfeng coughed: "Do you want to come to our Sanfeng? Our Sanfeng is a sword cultivator."

Jianxiu didn't mention anything else, just looking at it from the outside is really bluffing, but holding a sword and looking at it is already very unusual.

Sure enough, the little boy's eyes lit up: "Okay, I want to go to Sanfeng."

Peak One and Peak Two: "..."

The two of them looked at each other, if they had known this, why would they be arguing, but they were taken advantage of by Sanfeng's people.

Fat Sanhua finally came back to his senses, but it was too late, this little disciple had already been picked away, and he didn't even have a chance to speak.

...Although he felt very self-aware, even if he robbed someone with his words, they would probably choose Sanfeng.

Omg.

Why do kids nowadays still judge a person by their appearance?It was a mistake, it was a mistake, if I knew it earlier, I would have let the senior brother come with him.

Fat Sanhua felt that it would be impossible to continue like this. He saw the disciple army plan he had built in his dream, and his practice was collapsing.

"Bai Ze!" Fat Sanhua waved his paw at Bai Ze.

Bai Ze witnessed all this, but he didn't bother to say anything, because he didn't want Qifeng to have many new disciples.

If many new disciples really came, it would be too noisy.

Bai Ze walked over slowly.

"Go back and call the senior brother over!" Fat Sanhua was anxious.

"It's probably too late for this back and forth. I'm afraid the recruiting will be over by the time the big brother comes, why didn't you say it earlier?" Bai Ze finally had a chance to complain about Fat Sanhua.

It was rare for Fat Sanhua not to refute, but just lowered his head depressedly, so how did he know that such a thing would happen.

"Do you still want to call me Senior Brother?" Bai Ze asked again.

Fat Sanhua gritted her teeth and nodded.

That must be called.

Otherwise, there is really no hope for him. If the elder brother can catch up, maybe there will be 1 or 2 more, which is considered a bit of a gain.Looking at the current situation, it is very difficult for him to bring one back. He can no longer have any chances, and must do his best.

"Okay, then keep going, I'm going to look for senior brother." Bai Ze didn't complain, he took over his task, nodded to Fat Sanhua, and left quickly.

As soon as Bai Ze left, a third person came up, this time a little boy again.

Yifeng's people didn't speak this time.

Because he found that there is no good ending for those who speak first every time, it seems that only those who speak last can succeed.

Erfeng glanced at Yifeng's person, and found that he didn't speak, so he held back for the time being.

The three peaks and the four peaks have gained something, so naturally they will not rush to recruit again, but wait and see the changes.

So this time it was Wufeng's talisman sleeve who spoke first: "Are you interested in making talismans? If you are interested, would you like to come to our Wufeng to do talisman cultivation?"

After all, there are not many people who are bold and direct like Yifeng and Erfeng who are forced to be bold because they are angry with others. Wufeng's people seem much calmer.

It's people begging to find Fengtou to accept him, he should put on some posture, how can he be completely led by this group of little carrots like just now?

Seeing that Wufeng had made such a start, Liufeng naturally couldn't yell like before.

"If you are interested in formations, just like the illusion you encountered when you went up the mountain, it is also a kind of formations. If you are interested in this kind of thing, you can come to our six peaks."

Fat Sanhua gritted her teeth silently.

what to do?What they said was so emotional and graceful, he couldn't yell loudly like an idiot anymore.

He has to learn how to speak from these two people.

But, but the problem is...

What are the characteristics of their Qifeng.

The characteristic of their seven letters was originally Zhu Wenbin.

I'm so alive, Zhu Wenbin is now going to retreat to practice.

No, no, if Zhu Wenbin didn't go to retreat to practice, it wouldn't be Fat Sanhua's turn to recruit new disciples here.

Fat Sanhua figured out the logic by himself, and finally shook his head frantically. Now he thinks what's the use of all these things.

"You, do you want to come to our Seven Peaks? We can go up..." Their biggest selling point now should be that Fat Sanhua can go to the upper world to get goods, but in the end he finished speaking, the leader ran over frantically, lightly He patted his tail lightly.

Watch your words and deeds!

Fat Sanhua realized that he couldn't say this, it was a big secret.

So what to do.

What else do they have?

"Do you... like to eat? Our Qifeng has a lot of delicacies made with monster meat." Fat Sanhua tried his best to squeeze out a gentle smile.

"I want to learn formation, can I come to Liufeng?" The little boy looked at Liufeng's formation after listening.

"Of course." The repairman smiled.

Fat Sanhua: "..." Fat Sanhua, who thought he would receive great attention and attention wherever he went, was nakedly ignored like this.

how so!

Fat Sanhua yelled frantically in her heart, but she couldn't show anything on her face.

"Do we also eat monster meat? I like monsters so much that I can't bear to eat them. I especially like the spirit beast Bai Ze. When will I see him?" The little disciple looked at Liufeng's face. people ask.

I like Baize!

Sure enough, he is a new disciple, and there are still people who like Bai Ze.

I believe that if he stays in Jitianmen for a long time, his favorite monster will become Fat Sanhua.

No, no, now is not the time to think about this.

What did this kid say just now?He said he liked Bai Ze.

Bai Ze, Bai Ze, where is Bai Ze, it's still too late to push Bai Ze out.

Maybe he will change his mind immediately and come to their Seven Peaks.

Fat Sanhua hurriedly turned her head, looked at the place where Bai Ze was originally, and only saw an empty space.

Fat Sanhua: "..."

Oh, he remembered, Bai Ze had already been summoned by him to go back and call the elder brother over.

Depend on!

How did things become like this.

Fat Sanhua sat on the ground blankly.

……

"Qiaoqiu." Eldest brother came with Bai Ze.

It shouldn't be too late for them to come, this place is quite lively, full of old and new disciples.

"Why are you here? You're here to catch the ball and go back. It just so happens that we're done here too. Hurry back and have a good meal and have a good rest." The leader picked up Fat Sanhua and sent him to Qiangao Zhuo's arms.

The headman winked at Qian Gaozhuo and patted him on the shoulder.

He didn't expect what happened today.

According to past experience, in fact not all peaks want to recruit new disciples. There are often poor new disciples who finally pass the test and come to the mountain, but everyone still pushes back.

This year is very different. Normally, you have to test your aptitude first, and only those with good talent and aptitude will be robbed.

This time it was good, even this step was directly omitted, the one who came up was robbed one by one, and the one who came up was robbed by one, and finally all the ones who came up this time were robbed.

The end time is faster than ever.

The only pity is that Fat Sanhua didn't get any of them, and all the disciples he set his eyes on were snatched away by others.

The worst thing is that these disciples were originally Fat Sanhua's favorites from the very beginning, but when they saw that Fat Sanhua's favorites were all coming up, these guys who had been chatting and paddling from the beginning had a bad idea , and snatched everyone away.

No matter what I think, I feel that this little cat is too pitiful today.

Fat Sanhua also lost all his strength, the whole cat lost its former vitality and looked listless. He leaned against Qian Gaozhuo's arms, buried his head on his chest, and his tail was drooping.

Bai Ze poked the fat cat's back with his paw.

Fat Sanhua doesn't move.

"It's okay, no new disciples were recruited this year, and next year, the lifespan of a monk is so long, a year is just a blink of an eye." Qian Gaozhuo comforted him.

Fat Sanhua raised his head and looked at his elder brother.

Qian Gaozhuo thought that Fat Sanhua was going to cry to him, but he didn't expect the cat to look at him without moving, and suddenly, he blinked.

"Woooooooooooooooooo, it's still this year, a year hasn't passed."

Qian Gaozhuo: "..."

White Pond:"…………"

Head: "..."

What should they say? Even in this situation, Fat Sanhua couldn't change his nature.

"Okay boss, don't be sad. We will work very hard in the future, especially listen to you. You don't need to recruit new disciples, but you can enjoy the treatment of having new disciples." Knowing that he recruited new disciples this time Bai Ze jumped out.

"Oh, then it's settled, no regrets are allowed." Fat Sanhua stopped crying.

Bai Ze was furious.

Got fooled again.

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感谢在2020-10-1922:16:24~2020-10-2023:19:10期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 20 bottles of tofu meatballs;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!