The whole world of comprehension is my shit shoveling officer

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Fat Sanhua lay down again, and he spread himself out as much as possible to increase the irradiation area.

The warm sunlight was shining on his body again, he hummed comfortably twice, but soon this warmth was blocked by a cold figure again.

"Meow meow meow~!" Even a person with a good temper should be angry, let alone this fat cat with a bad temper.

Fat Sanhua yelled angrily, this person is endless, why is he always finding fault?

"It seems that you still don't understand what's wrong with you." Zhu Wenbin's face was dark, he was still too naive, he actually thought that the fat cat took the initiative to admit his mistake.

"Meow?" Fat Sanhua's head was covered with question marks, is it wrong to even bask in the sun now?

Not to mention that in order to accommodate this inexplicable master, he obediently stepped aside.

"How can you go to the toilet?"

"Meow...?" Fat Sanhua thought he had heard it wrong, and he thought about the sentence several times carefully before making a sound.

"And it's still under the peach tree that I love the most, and in the bushes." Zhu Wenbin thought Fat Sanhua felt guilty, so he added another sentence.

"Meow meow meow~" Going to the toilet can fertilize, he is really a fairy who does not eat fireworks.

Fat Sanhua thought something was wrong, he took off his cautious look, and lay down lazily again, it was nothing.

"Did you stay with Xiaotian and the others these two days, and didn't you go to Bai Ze?" Zhu Wenbin tried his best to talk to this little disciple who couldn't speak human language.

"Haven't you seen how ordinary immortals live?" Zhu Wenbin slowly frowned.

"No matter what, you are a spirit beast that can defeat Bai Ze, so you should also be included in the category of cultivating real people."

Fat Sanhua was finally willing to open his eyes, and he looked at Zhu Wenbin suspiciously.

So you cultivators are all fairies who drink dew and don't go to the toilet?

"In order to save time and prevent too many impurities from entering the body, we practitioners usually take Bigu Dan, and only occasionally eat the meat of a monster,"

"Although monster meat is a great supplement, it also contains a lot of impurities. Low-level monsters are no longer of much use to monks in our realm."

"For a long time, I have to eat Yangqing Dan to remove these impurities." Zhu Wenbin felt that it was time to chat with his three disciples and educate him.

It's really a waste of raising those three disciples. He gave them two little spirits to teach Fat Sanhua well. It's been two days, but Fat Sanhua doesn't even know the most basic things. .

"That's why we cultivators rarely go to the bathroom." Zhu Wenbin concluded.

Fat Sanhua's eyes widened.

My God, I really don't have to go to the toilet!

"You will not be an exception in the future." Zhu Wenbin felt relieved again seeing that Fat Sanhua was not really a stubborn cat, but he could still listen to her words.

Fat Sanhua: "..."

He rubbed his soft belly, how could this prevent the cat from going to the toilet?

This is a kitten that has to go to the toilet.

"Meow~" Then let me see what Bigu Dan looks like.

Fat Sanhua got up from the mat, took two steps forward, and stretched his neck. Zhu Wenbin felt something in his heart, and a brown elixir appeared in his hand.

Fat Sanhua went up to smell it, hesitated for a second, opened his mouth, rolled his tongue, and the pill went into his mouth.

The little kitten ate crunchy, this elixir is quite big, it is very difficult to eat, if you really want to eat it in the future, you have to break it up and give it to him.

"As long as you take this bigu pill every day, you don't need to eat any more. If one day you need to practice in seclusion, I can find a high-level bigu pill for you, so that you won't be hungry for a month." Zhu Wenbin said His complexion improved a lot, and he slowly gave Fat Sanhua a popular science.

"Hey, hey." The little cat chewed the elixir in his mouth, and slowly, his doubtful brows began to wrinkle, and his whole face turned into a wrinkled kitten's face.

"Bah!" Fat Sanhua opened his mouth, and he spat out the broken Bigu Pill that was bitten by him.

"Meow!" It's too unpalatable!

"Ah!" Zhu Wenbin jumped up from the ground.

When the cat just vomited, the crumbs splashed on his feet.

Fat Sanhua blinked his eyes, stuck out his tongue to subdue the bitter taste, and after screaming, his cheap master disappeared.

Did you use teleport again, but why?

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Picking up rubbish and picking up a big baby's new entry-level flute, he was very happy. He just washed that magic weapon and hung it in the yard. He came out again to see what the place he will live in for a long time in the future looks like.

Suddenly, he saw something in front of him.

"There's rubbish again." The little disciple was about to frown when he suddenly remembered that he had just picked up an amazing magic weapon.

...But it is unlikely that two treasures will appear at once.

He thought so in his heart, but he didn't say so in his feet.

He quickly took two steps forward, and slowly picked up the pair of boots from the ground.

This material, this material, it is not ordinary goods at first glance!

The little disciple swallowed, his hands trembling a little.

The little disciple was tearful, and he never dared to say that the sect is not good. This is the richest and most generous sect he has ever seen. He picked up trash on the road and found treasures. twice!

There is no such good sect in the whole world anymore.

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Although he didn't understand why his master suddenly ran away again, but this didn't prevent Fat Sanhua from rolling up one side of the mat, lying on his stomach again, and resting his little head on it.

Just now his belly has been well tanned, now it's time to tan his back.

The warm sun shines down, not to mention how comfortable it is.

Until there was a cold shadow that once again blocked the warm sunshine.

Fat Sanhua insisted not to open his eyes this time.

Zhu Wenbin looked at the fat cat who was really lying on the mat with a serious face.

Fat Sanhua saw that Zhu Wenbin had no intention of leaving, so he slowly put his two hind legs aside and placed them on the outside sides of the mat.

What is this for?

Fat Sanhua kicked his hind legs, and he dragged the mat on the ground to slide.

Fat Sanhua quickly moved the mat to a sunny place, lazily retracted his hind legs, and continued to sleep on his stomach.

Zhu Wenbin stretched out a hand, touched his chest, and knocked silently twice.

He never expected that a disciple whom he casually named in order to escape responsibility and avoid trouble would actually become his biggest trouble now.

"You...open your eyes first." Zhu Wenbin took a deep breath.

"Meow meow meow~"

"Let's talk about Bigu Dan and the toilet again."

"Meow meow meow~"

"Our Qifeng has never had a toilet."

"Meow meow meow~"

"Did you not listen to what I said at all, and just answered a few words casually." Zhu Wenbin squatted down and grabbed the little cat by the ear.

This fat cat is too hateful, he just relies on himself to speak cat language, people can't understand him, so he doesn't even answer, he must be barking perfunctorily.

Fat Sanhua moved his uncaught ear, unexpectedly his master's reaction was quite quick.

Yes, he just yelled twice casually.

Hey, but what can I do with him.

"You are not allowed to meow now." Zhu Wenbin held back his anger, because of this cat today, he has already lost a whole set of vestments.

You must know that magic weapons in the realm of comprehension are divided into four classes, heaven and earth Xuanhuang, the yellow class is the lowest, and the sky is the highest.

His cassocks are all high-quality celestial artifacts. If it is known that he threw them away because he got a little dirty, the head master will probably faint.

"..." Fat Sanhua did not make a sound after listening to it, and he was silent for several seconds.

Just after Zhu Wenbin thought that the cat would not bark, the fat cat suddenly opened its mouth.

"Wow wow wow!"

"Boom!" Zhu Wenbin couldn't bear it and knocked the fat cat's head hard.

"Meow!" Fat Sanhua was also angry.

Yeah!

He had never seen such an annoying person.

What happened to the kitten going to the toilet, and what happened to peeing under the peach tree?

That Bigu Pill is really unpalatable, he has never eaten such an unpalatable thing, and if he wants to eat this stuff for the rest of his life, he can't even think about it.

Fat Sanhua jumped up from the ground, jumped up fiercely, and hit Zhu Wenbin's chest.

Fat Sanhua bared her teeth and looked at him like a little tiger.

Zhu Wenbin touched his chest, the pain is not very painful, but this cat was hit by him just now, let alone something happened to his head, he didn't even seem to show the pain .

Isn't the fat on this fat cat a little too thick.

Xue Zhui came back from hunting outside, he is very happy now.

Fat Sanhua is really a powerful cat. Since he was taught to use mental power to attack others, the little fox has been able to practice slowly now. He just killed two fourth-level monsters with ease. , ready to bring back for dinner.

As a result, as soon as he fell into the yard, he saw a man and a cat confronting each other there, and they started fighting.

And that person is none other than the peak master of Seven Peaks, Zhu Wenbin.

Didn't they say don't look for him if you have something to do, they don't look like they have something to do now.

The little fox thought of what Fat Sanhua told him, so when it's all right, will the peak master appear?

Zhu Wenbin was almost furious, he did not dare to use heavy hands, but a simple attack could not hurt this cat at all, this fat cat is worthy of being a spirit beast, it really has two hands .

He suspected that the cat's ability was nothing else than the kind with rough skin and thick flesh that didn't hurt when beaten.

And no matter what spells he has, he can block them.

Fat Sanhua is also very annoying.

His master really has two brushes, no matter how much he contradicts, he always looks good, and if this continues, there will be no winner or loser.

But it's not okay to go on like this, at least they have to compete to persuade each other.

"Meow~" Fat Sanhua jumped two steps back and suddenly called out.

Zhu Wenbin withdrew his hands inexplicably, wanting to see what his little apprentice wanted to do, his little apprentice ran over and squatted at his feet.

"Meow meow meow~" Did you say that you can't pee next to the peach tree?

Zhu Wenbin hesitated for a second, watching the kitten slowly lift one of its hind legs.

What is he trying to do? Is this some new move of his that has never been seen in the world?

"Shua la la~" The sound of running water came into Zhu Wenbin's ears clearly.

Zhu Wenbin: "..."

"Ah!" Zhu Wenbin screamed directly holding his face.

He quickly disappeared in front of the little cat.

The little fox blinked and blinked, what happened?

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"How is it possible, how is it possible, even in Jitianmen, it is already exaggerated that such a thing happened twice a day and I happened to meet him, how could there be a third time." The little disciple walked On the way up the mountain, while shaking his head.

That's what the mouth said, but the eyes kept looking sideways, obviously looking for something.

Maybe, maybe there really are.

Impossible, it has been done twice, how could there be a third time?

Just when he was about to go back home, he suddenly saw another pile of garbage in front of him.

"Dong dong dong dong."

The little disciple had already heard his exaggerated heartbeat, he glanced around and saw no one.

He hurried over and picked up the boots with trembling hands.

the third time!

It was the third time that he really picked up the big baby again!

"Mom, Jitian Sect is really the best sect in the world." The little disciple burst into tears.

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