The whole world of comprehension is my shit shoveling officer

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Xiao Yueqi is the worst in Qifeng Yujian, and he doesn't take it seriously on weekdays.

Anyway, it's not that he can't see people when he takes it out. Everyone in Qifeng knows everything, so what if it's the worst?

But now Qifeng has two new disciples, especially Fat Sanhua, who have a lot of opinions on his sword flying level, Xiao Yueqi doesn't say anything, secretly, he is secretly eating and practicing sword.

Just as he was indulging in it, an urgent voice transmission from their master arrived, calling him back immediately.

His heart tightened, knowing that their master seldom summoned them in such an urgent tone, is this something serious in the sect?

I haven't heard any rumors recently, and it seems that they are the only ones who think about it.

What happened to the fat cat?

Xiao Yueqi was the last one to arrive. When he arrived at the hall of Qifeng, his brothers and sisters had already arrived, and even Fat Sanhua and Little Fox had their own seats.

They also thoughtfully raised the seats of the two little monsters. Fat Sanhua stood on his seat and put his two paws together, which looked quite impressive.

The little fox is more honest, he squats obediently on the seat, only a soft head can be seen.

And their master was sitting on the top with a face upright, with an extremely ugly expression.

Xiao Yueqi hurriedly took his seat, lest he would run into the bad luck of his master.

Their master is still very approachable on weekdays, but if something happens, it will be the craziest one, who can perfectly reach the level of disapproval.

Xiao Yueqi sat down and secretly gave his senior brother a look.

What happened?

Their senior brother shook his head slightly, not understanding what happened.

"The thing is like this." Zhu Wenbin said slowly.

"Your new junior brother doesn't want to eat Bigu Pill." Zhu Wenbin raised his head.

"It doesn't matter, we are cooking for Qiuqiu every day now." Zhong Xiaotian immediately said enthusiastically, this matter is not a big deal.

"You cook for him every day, have you never thought about the problem of him going to the toilet? If you don't take Bigu Dan, there will be impurities in the body to be excreted." Zhong Xiaotian didn't speak, but when he spoke, the firecrackers were ignited .

Zhu Wenbin almost failed to save his face as a powerful man, so he quarreled with his apprentice.

Zhong Xiaotian blinked when he heard this.

"Directly in the back mountain..." She only finished speaking halfway, and Zhu Wenbin's eyes widened.

Oh, he remembered.Xiao Yueqi was the quickest to react.

Their master is a clean freak.

It's just because the four masters and apprentices have been doing their own things for a long time, and now they will go to the senior brother for advice when they have problems, and generally seldom go to the master, so they haven't experienced the power of the master's cleanliness and furry for a long time.

Oh, wait, speaking of their new junior brother, if he remembers correctly, he was directly under the peach tree and behind the mountain...

There was an eerie silence in the room.

"Meow meow!" Then why don't you help me build a toilet!

Fat Sanhua tapped the table with his paw.

Fat Sanhua felt that the teachers and apprentices were really idle, and this matter had to be discussed in a meeting. He patted the little fox squatting on the side with his paw. Everyone repeated it.

"Meow, meow, meow." Your business level needs to be improved, and you can't always communicate one by one like this.

Fat Sanhua criticized the puppy with some dissatisfaction.

Xiao Gouzi subconsciously sent this sentence to Zhu Wenbin.

Zhu Wenbin: "..."

When Zhu Wenbin heard the first half of the sentence, he almost stood up and beat his little disciple, but only after hearing the second half of the sentence did he cast a condemning look at Xue Zhui.

This kid is quite well-behaved, but a little stupid.

Xue Zhui lowered his head in shame.

"No." Zhu Wenbin sorted out his mood, and refused without thinking about it.

"Going to the toilet is a trivial matter, but after the toilet is built, who will clean it up." Zhu Wenbin's face was not very good-looking, he didn't know how to clean up anyway, and he swept around his disciples.

Xiao Yueqi turned his head to look at Zhong Xiaotian, and Zhong Xiaotian turned his head to look at Qifeng's only honest child, Qian Gaozhuo had no one to look at.

No matter what Qian Gaozhuo said, he was also a Nascent Soul cultivator. If he was asked to clean the toilet, the master might kill him.

"Then can you clean it yourself?" Zhu Wenbin's brows didn't relax properly, they were already wrinkled enough to kill flies, and he looked at Fat Sanhua on the side.

"Meow meow!" I cleaned it well!

Fat Sanhua was very angry when he heard that, what do you mean he doesn't clean up, he is the most clean kitty in the world.

He jumped onto the table and scratched the air on the table with his paws, without any need for a puppy to translate, the meaning is self-evident.

He had already been buried in the soil, so why didn't he clean it up? It couldn't be more clean.

It won't take long, it will all turn into dirt.

"Anyway, you can't go to the bathroom under the peach tree." Zhu Wenbin encountered such a disciple, holding back his anger and reasoning with him.

"Meow meow~" I went to the toilet next to the small bushes.

"Not even the bushes just to one side."

"Anyway, the open space in the back mountain is not acceptable. If you want to go to the bathroom, at least go to the forest." Zhu Wenbin didn't wait for Fat Sanhua to refute him, and immediately finished the rest of the sentence.

Just kidding, there is a large open space behind this, and he has to go to the wind often, any place stained with cat urine and feces is unforgivable.

When he thought that when he breathed in, his nostrils were filled with air soaked in feces and urine, and when he thought that he walked two steps, the ground under his feet was buried with cat urine and feces, and he got goose bumps all over his body.

Absolutely not.

Fat Sanhua lowered his head and recalled the open space in the back mountain. If he wanted to get out of the open space...

"Meow meow!" That won't work, that place is so far away!

If you have to drive him so far to go to the toilet every time in the future, it will really exhaust the cat to death.

"Then you can eat Bigu Pill." Zhu Wenbin changed the topic again.

"Meow!"

Xiao Yueqi swallowed, seeing his junior brother and his master glaring at each other, as if they were about to fight in a second.

It's definitely not going to work like this.

He looked again at the others in the room.

The little fox has shrunk into a ball, and their junior sister's eyes are bright, and she has a posture of "fight quickly, she wants to watch the fun".

He set his sights on the last hope, senior brother Qian Gaozhuo. Sure enough, senior senior brother looked sad and seemed to be thinking of a solution.

"How about... eat Bigu Pill... right?" Qian Gaozhuo said cautiously, and just as he finished saying this, Fat Sanhua over there turned his head angrily.

"Meow meow meow meow~!" The little cat began to curse.

"...This seems a little inhumane. I have never heard of monsters eating Bigu pills." Qian Gaozhuo changed his tone when he saw the appearance of his junior brother.

This time it was Zhu Wenbin's turn to be angry, Zhu Wenbin raised his eyebrows and stared at his big apprentice.

It's only been a few days, where did your elbow turn!

"Then it's better to eat Bigu Pill, after all our little junior brother is not an ordinary monster." Qian Gaozhuo was extremely distressed.

"Meow~!"

"Otherwise, let the younger brother go to the toilet in the back mountain, anyway, he buried it well."

"What's the use of burying it, this dirty thing is already there!"

"Meow meow meow!" Going to the toilet is a normal need, why are you so fussy, with shoes on your feet and clothes wrapped around your body, how can you not get your skin dirty!

Well, there is no need for Qian Gaozhuo now, their master and junior brother quickly quarreled again.

Sure enough, senior brother is unreliable.

"I said..." Xiao Yueqi sighed. Does this Qifeng have anyone who can do business?

"Anyway, master likes to wander around the back mountain. How about going to the front to go to the toilet if you don't want to play ball? Anyway, there are no people in our Qifeng, and there is a large forest in front, so we don't have to go too far."

"Meow?"

"Ok?"

Zhu Wenbin and Fat Sanhua were taken aback for a moment, then looked at each other.

This method seems to work.

For Zhu Wenbin, there is no need to pollute the air behind him, and for the little cat, there is no need to travel far.

They unanimously began to arrange their clothes, lick their fur, and returned to their seats.

"Then the content of today's meeting has come to a successful conclusion, let's adjourn the meeting." Zhu Wenbin published the summary of the adjourned meeting.

Fat Sanhua stretched his waist and trotted out, took a good look around the front mountain, finally chose a small bush to get in, and went to the toilet comfortably.

Ah, it's been a long meeting, but he's overwhelmed.

It's better here than Houshan.

There are many little monsters and monsters in the back mountain. Sometimes when he goes to the toilet, he will feel that several pairs of eyes are staring at him, but not here.

very nice.

……

After the toilet problem was solved, new problems appeared soon.

A week after Fat Sanhua came to Jitianmen, Jitianmen's new disciple school was reopened.

It's nothing at all, since Zhu Wenbin said that he wanted Fat Sanhua and Xue Zhui to attend a class, then just listen.

The problem is with pickup.

In Jitianmen, in addition to the seven peaks, there is another peak located between the third peak and the fourth peak. This peak is relatively small, and its position is relatively front. It is basically not connected to the back mountain. Followed by three peaks and four peaks.

But it is very high, so it is used to place the stewards in the sect. The head and deacon hall are all here.

Their school this time was also set up in the upper half of this peak, almost at the highest point of other peaks.

So here comes the problem, the little radish heads who are new to entry all have to be picked up and sent to and from school.

After all, they don't have any cultivation level yet, and they can't fly. If they walk over, they don't need to go to school, and they spend all their time walking.

The new disciples at other peaks will be picked up by someone. Anyway, there are so many of them, so they can arrange it casually, but Qifeng is different. There are only four people in Qifeng, and Master Zhu Wenbin can't pick them up.

Then there are only three people left, among those three people, the eldest brother Qian Gaozhuo is also the ancestor of the Nascent Soul Stage, and the immortals in this realm only cultivate and grow flowers on weekdays, so they can't get along with chores.

It's not good to let Qian Gaozhuo do the pick-up and drop-off.

"What's wrong with this, don't count up, if you count down, our senior brother's strength is only the third from the bottom." Zhong Xiaotian said clearly.

Qian Gaozhuo looked like he was struck by lightning.

That being said, there seems to be nothing wrong with it.

He is indeed the third-to-last level.

"So to be fair, let's take turns." Zhong Xiaotian knew that as the bottom one of Qifeng, she would never escape, and she desperately wanted to drag the other two into the water.

Like their school, they had to go every day in the first month, but from the second month, they went every two days, and in the third month, they went once a week.

Xiao Yueqi thinks that the most ideal thing is to push all of them to the younger junior sisters. No matter how bad it is, if you really want to pull him and the senior brother, then the junior junior sister will be in the first month, he will be in the second month, and the senior brother will be in the third month.

Obviously Zhong Xiaotian didn't think so.

Qian Gaozhuo had already accepted it, but his two juniors and juniors were arguing furiously.

They were all about to take out their swords and prepare to make two strokes, when Fat Sanhua on one side suddenly yelled.

"Meow~" Since we need someone to pick us up, can we appoint someone ourselves?

Xue Zhui conscientiously translated this sentence to the three people.

Chong Xiaotian was startled, she quickly wanted to wave her hand, is there even a need to think about it?

It's not that she is narcissistic, she has the best relationship with the younger brother now, the younger brother must choose her.

She was about to refuse when Xue Zhui translated Fat Sanhua's words again.

After Zhong Xiaotian paused, she withdrew her hand, nodded vigorously, and decided so.

Xue Zhui translated this sentence to Xiao Yueqi, Xiao Yueqi was going to shake his hand, but after hearing this, he nodded his head vigorously, and decided so.

Xue Zhui finally translated this sentence to the elder brother.

Qian Gaozhuo blinked and pointed at himself.

"me?"

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