The whole world of comprehension is my shit shoveling officer

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"Aren't you going to eat?"

Zhu Wenbin, as the master of the Seven Peaks and the master of the little monsters, basically adopts a full-range education.

The little monster brunch has nothing to do with him. He has never paid attention to what and how much his apprentice eats every day.

Until the fairy forest in my imagination turned into a vegetable field.

Vegetables grow fast, and with the irrigation of spiritual water, the vegetables on the mountain can reach the level of entrance in a few days.

Yuan Zeng brought a vegetable basket, which was also full of fresh vegetables harvested today.

The elder brother finished the dishes and brought them to the table. Zhu Wenbin, who was rarely seen, appeared immediately.

When he came up, he was angry at Fat Sanhua.

Fat Sanhua rolled his eyes at him, this guy is really boring.

The Lingzhi in Houshan doesn't need too many cooking methods, just boil and scald it casually, and it tastes delicious, even the big brother even specially made two salads.

Fat Sanhua opened his mouth wide, and he slammed into the salad plate. Soon the vegetables filled his mouth. Fat Sanhua raised his head, and even the outside of his mouth was full of vegetable leaves.

He began to chew slowly, now he was not like a cat, but like a lamb.

It's not that kittens don't like eating vegetables at all.

When Fat Sanhua was still in the palace, thieves liked to eat dogtail grass that can be seen everywhere.

Therefore, Pang Sanhua ate not at all reluctantly, and was even quite happy.

Bai Ze on the side couldn't help but look at Fat Sanhua several times.

At first, he thought that this pot of vegetables belonged to him, after all, he was the only herbivore here, and he didn't expect Fat Sanhua to eat it so happily.

Fat Sanhua tasted so delicious, he ate this big mouthful of vegetables.

Fat Sanhua smashed his mouth.

Zhu Wenbin didn't leave, so he didn't believe it. It would be no problem to bite the bullet and take a bite, but Fat Sanhua would definitely not be able to bear it if he had to eat several bites.

Sure enough, Fat Sanhua did not continue to eat grass.

Fat Sanhua first took out a dinner plate from his mustard space, and he didn't know when this guy bought it.

He thought for a while, then took out a small bib from the mustard space, held it in his mouth and handed it to Qian Gaozhuo, who wrapped it around him.

Zhu Wenbin frowned as he watched.

Judging by everyone's attitude and appearance, this fat cat would definitely not do such a thing on weekdays.

Now he was watching, the fat cat was putting on a show.

He wants to see what tricks Fat Sanhua can play.

Get more dinner plates, get more small bibs, and don't let the grass turn into the taste of meat.Zhu Wenbin sneered in his heart.

Fat Sanhua has done the preparatory work.

He took one bite of the roast and dragged it to the dinner plate.

The sarcasm on Zhu Wenbin's face became deeper and deeper.

Fat Sanhua glanced at Zhu Wenbin.

Alas, this is their master, a guy who is completely impatient and cautious.

Look, what is he thinking in his heart, you can guess it all just by looking at his expression, it doesn't look like a powerful person who has lived for thousands of years, if you say it, you will be laughed at.

Fat Sanhua is not affected.

Instead of swallowing the barbecue in one gulp, he took another vegetable leaf and placed it neatly on the dinner plate.

He put the vegetable leaves on the meat, and then a bite of vegetable wrapped meat entered his mouth.

The eyes of the monsters next to it lit up, and it turned out that there is still this way of eating.

As expected of the boss.

The younger brothers immediately followed suit.

Fat Sanhua ate two more mouthfuls of meat wrapped in vegetables and stretched himself.

After eating and drinking enough, the next step is naturally to bask in the sun, and then get a good night's sleep.

Fat Sanhua took two steps to the side, and when passing by Zhu Wenbin, his front paw happened to step on Zhu Wenbin's instep.

"This cat." Zhu Wenbin reached out to grab him, and Fat Sanhua, who was always lazy on weekdays, immediately trotted away.

Zhu Wenbin looked at the cheerful and lively back of the fat cat, and twitched the corners of his mouth.

"Peak Master, in fact, spiritual plants are also delicious." Yuan Zheng tried his best to sell the vegetables he grew to Zhu Wenbin.

Zhu Wenbin is depressed, is this a question of whether it is delicious or not?This is a question of whether the background is good or not.

But it's all here, if you don't do anything, just be humiliated by Fat Sanhua, it would be too boring.

So Zhu Wenbin grabbed the vegetable basket and left with the vegetables.

A confused little monster was left behind.

This is their lunch!

Zhu Wenbin curled his lips, if he couldn't cure Fat Sanhua, he couldn't cure these little ones?

……

It has to be said that the fresh and crisp Lingzhi is paired with pieces of meat, and the quality of Fat Sanhua's dinner has been improved several steps.

After eating fried rice for ten days and a half months, I became fat and had a new idea.

Fat Sanhua is of course a very confident cat, and she loves herself very much.

Although others always say that he is fat and that he is fat, what does it matter?It doesn't matter if he's a little fatter, he's still the most powerful cat in the world.

Wherever he goes, people like him.

In short, obesity is not a big deal to Pang Sanhua.

Fat Sanhua has always thought so.

But if there is an opportunity to make Fat Sanhua lose weight without any effort, Fat Sanhua will certainly not refuse, and even happily join in by herself.

Who wouldn't want to be a graceful skinny guy?

Fat Sanhua is no exception.

It's just that if you want to change from a fat person to a thin person, you need to put in an effort that Fat Sanhua doesn't want to accept at all.

Like exercising, like dieting.

So Fat Sanhua chose to continue to gain weight.

But now it's different!

He was no longer that fat cat who ate big pieces of meat every day, patted his belly every day, and sat carelessly under the sun.

He is now a little fresh cat eating Lingzhi.

We all know that green vegetables are the best choice for weight loss.

It's nutritious, tasty and low in calories.

After Fat Sanhua ate Lingzhi for ten days, he became a little more careful.

Has he lost weight?

Of course he would not ask himself such a question, nor would he ask the people around him.

After all, everyone looks at him every day. Even if he really lost weight, he must not have lost much weight. It is absolutely impossible for the friends who get along day and night to notice this slight change.

The only thing that can detect this change is the most sophisticated instrument in the world - the scale!

Qifeng really doesn't have this thing, Qifeng is a peak who doesn't need to worry about it, they only have too many things that can't be used up, and there is no need to be frugal.

Well, now Fat Sanhua needs to buy a scale by himself.

He gave this task to Zhong Xiaotian who happened to be going down the mountain today.

"Junior brother, don't worry, isn't it just a scale? I will definitely buy it for you." Zhong Xiaotian agreed without saying a word.

Fat Sanhua took a nap, and waited for the scale that Zhong Xiaotian bought for him.

Fat Sanhua's face is earthy in color.

"Junior Brother, what do you want to weigh?" Zhong Xiaotian shook a steelyard in front of Fat Sanhua.

Why is it still this kind of scale!

Fat Sanhua screamed in his heart. He originally thought that this is the world of comprehension. The people here are all immortals. Their weighing must be convenient and fast, which is different from ordinary folks.

How come the result is still rod scale!

Fat Sanhua looked up and looked at the pole, who knew what material it was made of, and it would still shine brightly in the sun.

What's the use of being good-looking, isn't it still a steelyard?

Fat Sanhua scanned the surroundings. It wasn't that he, Fat Sanhua, had the burden of being an idol because of his good face.

It was because there were too many people around. He imagined that if he really wanted to use this steelyard to weigh himself, he would have to do so in front of his younger brothers and senior brothers and sisters.

Either use a rope to lift him up, or put it in a bag and lift it up.

The former is like weighing a pig, while the latter is too boring.

In short, Fat Sanhua chose to refuse.

"Help me weigh this." Fat Sanhua randomly found something from the mustard space and threw it out.

After Yuan Zheng came out of Siguo Cliff, he stayed at Qifeng every day, either planting vegetables and watering, or practicing. Basically, he didn't play with the little monsters very much. It was just such a big scene. In order to get along with the group, he will appear.

Fat Sanhua threw a huge stone from the mustard space.

Yuan Zheng looked bored at first, but after seeing this stone, his eyes widened instantly.

"This... this is the top-grade Xuanling gold!" Yuan Zheng's face changed, and his tone was excited. The palm-sized Xuanling gold was about to be sold for hundreds of high-grade spirit stones.

When everyone makes weapons, they usually add a little bit to the weapon as a finishing touch. If the whole set is made of Xuanling Gold, it is really a big deal, and it is impossible to use it if it is not the power of the transformation stage.

Fat Sanhua had a meal, this thing was actually placed in the store when he went to the Upper Realm, he felt that the stone was so big that it was suitable to be moved down for him to bask in the sun.

He just took it away, and all the waiters in the store saw it, but didn't say anything, and moved another stone of about the same size the next day, and Fat Sanhua thought it was an insignificant stone.

It's just that Fat Sanhua is a well-known lazy cat, so don't forget about it when he comes down. The original stone slab was probably laid on by him for a long time, and he got used to it being very comfortable, so he forgot about it.

I didn't expect this stone to be so powerful.

"I'll give it to you if you want it." Fat Sanhua flicked his tail, not very interested.

His purpose is not to send a broken stone.

"Is this okay?" Yuan Zhen was startled.

"Whatever, there are a lot of these things, just take them." Fat Sanhua still felt that this new kid was troublesome, he looked like the kind of boss who always teases the younger brother and is reluctant to part with a broken stone ?

Now that Yuan earned the benefits, the other little monsters couldn't help but move in front of Fat Sanhua.

Although they don't care about this mysterious spirit gold, as the saying goes, don't worry about unevenness.

Everyone has everything, how can they have nothing?

Fat Sanhua took a look at his group of friends who were not greedy enough.

He coughed, and his mood improved a lot, because he thought of another trick.

"Yuan Zheng is my new younger brother, and you guys have been following me for many years." Fat Sanhua cleared his throat, and started his speech, obviously about to make a long speech.

Zhong Xiaotian curled his lips, the younger brother really came here as soon as he opened his mouth, where did he come for so many years.

But the three little monsters didn't think so, their eyes were burning, looking at the beginning, did Fat Sanhua want to make something good for them?

"What you get is not comparable to Xuanlingjin,"

"I don't bother to give you this kind of thing that can be obtained casually in the upper realm." Fat Sanhua said it in a serious and affectionate way, Xue Zhui's eyes were red.

I didn't expect that their boss was always laughing and laughing on weekdays, and he was very impatient with them. I didn't expect that he thought so in his heart.

Did the boss love them so much?

Yuan Zhen was also shocked.

God, such a large piece of Xuanling Gold has such a low status in Fat Sanhua's heart.

Fat Sanhua will give three little monsters, what good things?

Although Yuan Zheng couldn't get it, he was quite satisfied with Xuanlingjin, and he also wanted to join in the fun, so he was looking forward to it.

Fat Sanhua finished his speech, he nodded in satisfaction, and looked at the faces of his younger brothers stretching their necks, moved and excited.

Fat Sanhua took two steps forward.

The three little monsters couldn't bear it anymore and stood up quite a bit.

come yet!

Yes, here we come.

Fat Sanhua kissed every monster on the cheek with lightning speed.

?

The fat cat smacked its lips: "How is it? Have you received my heart? This is the gift I gave you. It's something you can't even ask for in the upper world. It comes from my kiss."

Fat Sanhua twisted her butt, very satisfied.

Bai Ze and Ye Minxue stared at each other, daring to speak out.

God!

Fat Sanhua is a shameless guy, if he doesn't give it, he won't give it. Why should he humiliate them like this.

Only Xue Zhui's already happy face was stained with shyness.

Xue Zhui's tail turned up high.

"Boss! Can I kiss you too?" Xue Zhui was extremely happy.

He was probably the only guy present who was [-]% satisfied with this gift.

"Okay, just one click." Fat Sanhua deliberately showed her furry cheeks and pointed at Xuezhui.

He made a full posture, Xue Zhui slowly lowered his head, and kissed Fat Sanhua on the face.

Xue Zhui was so happy that he almost fainted.

Bai Ze and Ye Minxue: "..."

The two of them are a perfect match.

After teasing my little brother, and getting his pious support, Fat Sanhua, who was in a bad mood, improved a lot.

Then it's time to weigh.

Fat Sanhua took out this stone, also wanting to deliberately make things difficult for the steelyard.

Look, your fairy things are nothing more than that, let alone weighing a cat decently, but you can't even weigh a stone.

"Qiaoqiu, look after you!" Zhong Xiaotian looked mysterious.

Fat Sanhua looked lazily.

What's wrong?Can this steelyard still weigh flowers?

Just in front of Fat Sanhua complaining wildly in her heart, this originally small and exquisite steelyard suddenly enlarged and enlarged again, becoming a huge... steelyard!

Fat Sanhua: "..."

"Wow." The other little monsters cheered and exclaimed.

Fat Sanhua patted his two front paws perfunctorily, which was considered applause.

Zhong Xiaotian held this large steelyard: "Don't look at it getting bigger, but the weight hasn't changed. I paid a lot of money to buy it."

Chong Xiaotian happily weighed Xuanlingjin, then lowered the steelyard, and gave it to Fat Sanhua.

Fat Sanhua had a sad look on his face.

What's the use of a steelyard that can zoom in and zoom out?Can't weigh him.

So the first attempt failed like this.

That night.

Fat Sanhua lay on the bed without sleeping, but with his eyes open and holding the steelyard that Zhong Xiaotian gave him in his arms.

Procrastination can no longer be delayed, he has to know his weight as soon as possible, so that after a period of time, he can accurately calculate how much he has lost.

The later the delay, the smaller the number will be.

This can't reflect the effectiveness of his weight loss.

Fat Sanhua turned her head and glanced at her side.

The three little monsters all slept soundly, and had no intention of waking up at all.

Yuan Zhen on the ground was also obviously very devoted.

Fat Sanhua closed his eyes, and put the steelyard into the mustard space.

He lay down for about ten seconds, then slowly opened his eyes and yawned big.

He twisted his fat body, and reluctantly got up from the bed. The whole cat's footsteps were sloppy, and at a glance, he knew that it was a sleepy cat but had to be awakened by the urge to urinate, and ran outside to go to the bathroom while struggling. s cat.

Fat Sanhua stepped over the bodies of several younger brothers as usual, jumped to the ground, and walked outside with difficulty.

He took two steps, and after making sure that the people inside would not see him, the fat cat with sloppy feet suddenly became cheerful, and he quickly ran to the yard where he usually slept.

Well, no one should be able to see him this way.

Fat Sanhua will dare to take it out of the mustard space again and make it bigger.

Maybe Zhong Xiaotian is right, this scale that can zoom in and zoom out is really quite good.

He put the middle of the steelyard on the stone slab where he slept.

Carefully pushing the weight out a little, he quickly squatted on the other side of the steelyard.

Before the steelyard was lifted, Fat Sanhua squatted down at a speed that she had never done before.

Balanced!

Fat Sanhua was overjoyed, he was about to get up to calculate the weight, but soon found another problem.

Now he should... how to stand up?

Fat Sanhua moved his paw carefully, and moved it a little forward, so the steelyard quickly tilted to the other side, and his body was tilted up several centimeters.

Fat Sanhua quickly squatted down again.

Fat Sanhua: "..."

It's not a big deal to drop the steelyard. The problem is that if you move him, you won't be able to read the scale.

After all, the steelyard is calculated from one side. It is not an easy task for him to calculate from the middle and use his own wisdom.

Why didn't he just take a look?

Fat Sanhua squatted on the steelyard.

It's impossible to go on like this.

Fat Sanhua put his mind to one side, no matter what, even if he fails, he has to leave this ghost place, at worst, just do it again.

Fat Sanhua took a deep breath.

He jumped up suddenly, high in the air, and the steelyard behind him also caught up with the speed of a meteor.

Fat Sanhua is falling.

He really underestimated the steelyard and overestimated himself.

It turned out that things were not as simple as he thought.

"Crack!" After a dull and powerful sound, Fat Sanhua flew out in a parabola.

It turned out that the steelyard behind Fat Sanhua caught up with him, and slapped the fat cat's ass forcefully, sending him flying.

"Bang!" Fat Sanhua was ruthlessly thrown out by the steelyard and slapped on a big tree in the sky, and slowly slid down from the tree.

"........."

I hope that the little brothers are all concentrating on sleeping and practicing, and don't hear strange noises outside.

This was Fat Sanhua's only thought after falling from the tree to the ground.

His luck was very good, the fat cat lay on the ground for a long time, but he didn't hear anyone coming.

Fat Sanhua took a breath, and carefully got up from the ground.

It's okay, it's okay, as long as no one sees it, it can be treated as if it didn't happen, as long as it goes well...

Why is Xue Zhui standing behind him and looking at him with bright eyes!

Now that he has come, why doesn't he make a sound?He just stood there the whole time and was very happy to see him fall to the ground, wasn't he? This guy must be laughing at him in his heart, thinking that he, the boss, who is domineering on weekdays, is not as embarrassing when he is unlucky.

God, this little fox is usually very honest, but he didn't expect to show his true colors at critical moments. Fortunately, he even gave the little fox a sweet kiss today, and let the little fox kiss him.

Fat Sanhua remained calm on the face, without any expression, but his heart had already been bombarded with fireworks one after another.

Tucao frantically, like a barrage at ten times speed.

"Boss!" The little fox tried to lower his voice, and shouted very affectionately.

"What?" Fat Sanhua curled her lips and responded with disgust.

No, he must not reveal his secrets. As long as he is not embarrassed, he is not the one who is embarrassed.

"Does it hurt?" The little fox stepped forward.

"Of course it doesn't hurt." Fat Sanhua pouted.

"Boss, it really doesn't matter, I won't laugh at you if you tell me." Xue Zhui looked at Fat Sanhua with tears in his eyes.

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Fat Sanhua was startled, no way, Xue Zhui had already found out that he was going to be weighed?

Fat Sanhua's blood froze.

"If you want to play seesaw, you can come to me, I will play with you." Xue Zhui felt very distressed.

In order to control a few younger brothers, their boss always has to show the demeanor of a general, no matter what happens, he will remain calm, like a real power.

How could he forget that the boss is actually much younger than them, he is just a kitten a few years old, and he is still a child.

Seeing that it can become such a large steelyard, how can you not be excited?It must be that the steelyard looks like a seesaw, and it sneaks out to play in the middle of the night.

Because no one was playing with him, he was sitting opposite the weight.

Now that it has been photographed so far by the steelyard, whoever looks at it will not feel distressed, and whoever will not shed tears.

Fat Sanhua: "..."

"Boss, I actually found out very early on. You have been holding the steelyard and didn't sleep. I was very worried and didn't sleep." The little fox actively expressed his loyalty.

The little fox's original intention was to let Fat Sanhua understand his kindness, but when he said this, Fat Sanhua almost fainted.

It turns out that this little fox has been following him all the time, to see him finish this series of things?

First, I slept with a steelyard in my arms, and then I had to pretend to go to the toilet, sneak out, sneak out, and after sneaking out, I had to struggle to weigh myself.

Oh, I thought that no one else knew that he had played so many scenes with himself, in the eyes of Xue Zhui, he must have looked like a fool.

Of course, this is not the most important thing, this is just an appetizer.

Oh no, in Xue Zhui's eyes, he is playing seesaw with the weight.

Then Xue Zhui must have seen the scene where he was photographed by the steelyard.

Fat Sanhua's expressionless face at the beginning was to keep himself calm and not revealing his secrets, but now he is expressionless, because he really has no thoughts, and his heart is calm, like a pool of stagnant water.

Why didn't the steelyard directly photograph him as Qifeng?

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The author has something to say:

感谢在2020-08-2001:00:45~2020-09-0123:24:07期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mines: 300 million people give you 2;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: 300 million people gave you 60 bottles; Su Huanzhen 6 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!