The whole world of comprehension is my shit shoveling officer

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Fat Sanhua didn't move, he was immersed in this sadness for a long time, unable to recover.

"Boss?" Seeing that Fat Sanhua hadn't spoken, Xue Zhui leaned over worriedly.

My God, wouldn't it be the boss who smashed his head on the tree?

Still hurt somewhere.

The little fox nervously looked at Fat Sanhua from his round head to the tip of his tail.

There seems to be no problem.

"I'm fine, I'm fine." Fat Sanhua tried his best to look calm.

It doesn't matter, as long as he thinks it's okay, it's someone else.

"Boss, why don't you do this, you are a cat, you can't play on the seesaw, if you don't mind..."

"I mind!" Fat Sanhua couldn't help but ruthlessly interrupted the enthusiastic puppy by turning up the volume.

The puppy's eyes widened in disbelief.

If, if nothing happened during the day, if they didn't kiss each other, the little fox wouldn't have the courage to do these things now.

However, they were already so close during the day, he thought he and Fat Sanhua were already good friends.

Xue Zhui managed to muster up the courage, but unexpectedly, she was beaten mercilessly by Fat Sanhua when she came up.

Xue Zhui lowered his head halfway, although he tried hard to look normal, but tears were already rolling in his eyes.

Fat Sanhua: "..."

He thought that he should be the one crying in such a situation.

"Boss, are you really unwilling to play the seesaw with me?" The little fox choked on his sobs.

Fat Sanhua: "..."

When Fat Sanhua sat on one side of the steelyard, he was still thinking about a problem seriously.

What kind of ecstasy drug did this little dog give him?Why on earth is he here.

Didn't he come out to weigh himself? Why did he start playing seesaw with a steelyard?

"Boss, can you back up a little bit, let's back up together." Xue Zhui hesitated for a second, but finally said it out.

It was said to be playing on a seesaw, but at this moment Xue Zhui and Fat Sanhua had half their bodies lying on the stone slab, and they were still facing each other.

There is no way to play a seesaw.

"You go back first." Fat Sanhua pouted.

Xue Zhui didn't move, he still wanted to persuade Fat Sanhua.

"Boss, I think it's better for us to go on together."

Fat Sanhua was not happy: "Are you the boss or am I the boss? You are a little brother who is now in the house and is questioning me every day...Wow!"

Fat Sanhua, who was originally squatting on the steelyard, quickly hugged the steelyard with his four paws, and Xue Zhui, who was on the opposite side, also hurriedly moved forward.

Xue Zhui looked very wronged.

It was Fat Sanhua who told him to go back.

"Don't move, I'll go back first." Fat Sanhua got excited, he suddenly forgot what he planned to do today, and threw himself on the steelyard wholeheartedly.

Fat Sanhua twisted her fat buttocks and moved back a few centimeters.

The steelyard naturally tilted a lot towards him, and he secretly glanced at the little fox opposite, who struggled to pull the steelyard, tilting it up several centimeters.

"Okay, you can move with me now." Fat Sanhua was satisfied, feeling that her revenge would be avenged.

The two little monsters slowly squirmed backwards on the steelyard.

"What are they doing?" The little chicken cub let out a big breath, the fluff on the whole chicken's body exploded, and it seemed that it was still bubbling with sleep bubbles.

"I don't know." Bai Ze took a lot of effort to get up from the bed, and finally let him watch this thing.

"Are you really Bai Ze? How do you know everything?" Ye Minxue glanced at Bai Ze with disgust.

Bai Ze opened his mouth and wanted to refute, what does this kind of thing have anything to do with him.

However, because Ye Minxue was well versed in Fat Sanhua's unreasonable way of making trouble, the question he asked was completely beyond the ability of normal people to answer, so Bai Ze could only shut his mouth in humiliation.

"You... do you often do this at night?" The newcomer Yuan Zheng blinked, not quite sure.

After all, he is a newcomer, maybe these little monsters will play like this every once in a while.

Xiao Jizai and Bai Ze quickly came to their senses, shook their heads at the same time, and shook their heads in a tacit understanding.

Are you kidding me, do they look like such monsters?

Of course Fat Sanhua refused at first.

He is already such a big cat, and he is the boss of several spirit beasts on weekdays. Calmness and peace are the labels that cannot be erased from him.

How could he like playing seesaw with a steelyard like this?

"I'm coming!" Fat Sanhua said excitedly, and as soon as he finished speaking, he took a step back when Xue Zhui was pried up immediately.

Xuezhui raised the high and heavy ones, and the falling brought up Fat Sanhua. The two of them went back and forth, having a great time playing.

Fat San took a while and even forgot to keep his voice low so as not to wake up the people inside.

Two monsters are happily playing on the seesaw.

"What are they doing?" Bai Ze was speechless.

"Are you really Bai Ze? It's fine if you didn't see it just now, but now it's so obvious, don't you understand?"

"The two of them are obviously playing seesaw." Ye Minxue glanced at Bai Ze in disgust.

How could Bai Ze be so stupid, he couldn't even see this.

It is suggested that Bai Ze change his name as soon as possible, otherwise his ancestors will probably jump out of the ground in anger.

White Pond:"…………"

Bai Ze almost died of anger, could he really not see it?He was just expressing his speechlessness, this nasty chick really couldn't bear it.

Bai Ze flicked his tail angrily.

His big, thick, long and furry tail lightly passed over the little chick cub's head, and the little chicken cub turned several somersaults on the ground.

Looking at the chick who had fallen to the ground and couldn't get up, Bai Ze breathed a sigh of relief.

Fat Sanhua and Xue Zhui were so happy that they completely forgot about their weight.

The two of them were tilting the seesaw wholeheartedly, when they suddenly heard a noise not far away.

Fat Sanhua glanced to the side.

This glance is worth it.

It turned out that Ye Minxue and Bai Ze fought, or Ye Minxue unilaterally wanted to fight Bai Ze, but Bai Ze ruthlessly blocked it.

"Chi Chi Chi Chi!!!" Bai Ze, you are finished today!

Ye Minxue got up from the ground and rushed towards Bai Ze angrily.

Bai Ze looked at Ye Minxue indifferently, and only stretched out one paw to block in front, so the little chick could only walk on the spot.

The two of them are called Fat Sanhua's little brother, so it must have given this little chick the illusion that he is equal to him.

It would be fine if Ye Minxue, the former Demon Lord, is fine, but now such a weak chicken boy dares to challenge him.

"Forget it, forget it." Yuan Zhen was sweating profusely while trying to persuade the two monsters to fight.

They were too carried away to quarrel here, but Fat Sanhua was almost scared to death.

OMG, when did they come out?Have you seen him and Xue Zhui fooling around here for a long time?

Fat Sanhua was in a hurry. How could he still be in the mood to play the seesaw? He subconsciously wanted to get down from above, and in an instant, the seesaw became unbalanced.

"Boss!" Xue Zhui exclaimed.

The two monsters who were quarreling and the one trying to persuade them looked here and saw Fat Sanhua rushing into the air like a firework.

Their heads were raised high, following Fat Sanhua's height, they continued to rise until they reached a certain height.

"Ah!" Fat Sanhua screamed.

"Quickly use the art of controlling the sword!" Bai Ze also shouted loudly.

Fat Sanhua quickly summoned his blanket from the mustard space.

As a result, something bad happened.

The speed at which the blanket fell was completely inferior to his!

He wants to use the small blanket to maintain his dignity and balance. First, he has to fall on the blanket, but after the blanket left his mustard space, it has not caught up with his speed. fell to the ground.

"Stop messing with blankets and control yourself!"

When Fat Sanhua heard this, he no longer controlled the blanket but controlled himself, so when the fat cat was only about ten centimeters from the ground, it finally came to a sudden brake and stopped abruptly.

Fat Sanhua stopped in the air and did not speak.

The others held their breath and their minds went blank.

After a while, Fat Sanhua controlled the blanket and slowly placed it on the ground.

Fat Sanhua let go of his strength, so the fat cat with its head down "slapped" and fell on the small blanket.

The whole place was silent.

Xue Zhui almost forgot what he wanted to say.

Of course, Bai Ze and Ye Minxue, the two smart ghosts, wouldn't move.

Fat Sanhua must be still angry now, angry that they saw her embarrassed appearance, whoever steps forward at this moment is looking for a dead end.

They all pinned their hopes on Xue Zhui.

Sure enough, Xue Zhui finally came back to his senses, and he trotted towards Fat Sanhua, who remained slumped on the blanket and did not move.

But the little blanket slowly floated up and headed slowly into the house.

Bai Ze, Ye Minxue, and Yuan Zhen silently moved out of the way, Fat Sanhua passed between them, and finally returned to the bed, sleeping on the innermost side of the bed, with his back facing them.

He's like a giant cat bug.

Xue Zhui hurriedly chased after him again, just as he opened his mouth, Bai Ze quickly covered his mouth.

Bai Ze's eyes widened, is this kid trying to add fuel to the flames?Why don't you have any vision?

Although the little fox didn't quite understand what was going on, but Bai Ze signaled him not to speak, he understood, so the little fox shut his mouth obediently, and followed everyone back to the bed with the tacit cooperation.

They went back to sleep and passed the night like this.

The next day, these little monsters opened their eyes as usual, and went to the bathroom one by one.

They only remembered one thing when they walked into the yard. Speaking of which, Fat Sanhua had a big embarrassment last night, the mess outside was not cleaned up, and the steelyard was still in the yard.

In order to make what happened last night as if nothing happened, should they rush to get the steelyard in?

As a result, they went out to have a look and found that the steelyard had long since disappeared.

"Are you all awake?" Fat Sanhua stretched and jumped off the bed.

He acted peacefully as if nothing had happened.

The other little monsters widened their eyes, shocked in their hearts.

My God, when did Fat Sanhua go outside to collect the steelyard last night, if everyone hadn't made the same movement, they must have thought they were dreaming.

Fat Sanhua looked as usual.

Everything was going on as usual, as long as the pile of traces in the yard that couldn't be cleaned up even if they were cleaned up were ignored.

Fat Sanhua was eating breakfast when Xue Zhui suddenly moved slowly towards him.

The little dog sneaked a look at Fat Sanhua's ass.

The head and body seemed effortless, and he could see the whole picture at a glance. He could be sure that Fat Sanhua was not injured.

Then only the butt and tail are left.

Xiao Gouzi took a second look to make sure Fat Sanhua was not injured, so he breathed a sigh of relief and continued to eat his breakfast.

Fat Sanhua was lying on the slab to bask in the sun while the others were practicing.

The strange atmosphere between them gradually disappeared, and everyone was finally no longer obsessed with what happened last night. Fat Sanhua heaved a sigh of relief, stood up again, and walked in front of Yuan Zheng.

"I'll go to the back mountain with you to have a look at the vegetable fields."

When Yuan Zheng went to water and fertilize the Lingzhi in the back mountain, Fat Sanhua often followed him, which was not a big deal.

The two of them went to the back mountain.

Yuan Zhen first checked the situation in the vegetable field, and then he went to fetch water to water the spiritual plants.

Fat Sanhua suddenly stepped forward and patted the back of his feet.

"I need your help with one thing." Fat Sanhua looked serious.

Seeing him like this, Yuan Zheng couldn't help being somewhat serious.

Ever since he came to Qifeng, Fat Sanhua is not as hateful as he was in Siguoya.

He only needs to spend a little time every day to take care of the spiritual plants in the back mountain.

Fat Sanhua would throw a bunch of rare and rare treasures on him from time to time.

They are not here to be humiliated at all, they are here to live a good life in heaven.

Although Yuan Zheng didn't say anything, he always wanted to repay Fat Sanhua in his heart. He may not be clear about Fat Sanhua's kindness to him in his life.

So now Fat Sanhua seriously needed his help, which made Yuan Zheng couldn't help but hold his head high.

Even if it is going up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of ​​fire, he must complete the task assigned to him by Fat Sanhua.

"You... tell me!" Yuan Zhen was already mentally prepared.

Fat Sanhua took out a steelyard from the mustard space.

"Use this thing to weigh me, hurry up!" Fat Sanhua changed her serious face two seconds ago, and eagerly turned her back to Yuan Zheng.

Yuan Zhen:? !

Yuan Zhen: "..."

Weighing can of course be weighed, but it cannot be weighed directly.

You can't hang Fat Sanhua directly on the hook.

Yuan Zheng scratched his head and found a rope.

"Boss...be patient, it will be fine soon." Yuan Zhen began to tie the rope to Fat Sanhua.

Of course, Fat Sanhua has no objection, since there is no one else here anyway, so using this steelyard for weighing will definitely not look good, as long as the purpose can be achieved.

"You are not allowed to tell anyone what happened today." Fat Sanhua seriously warned Yuan Zheng when the rope was tied halfway.

Yuan Zheng nodded hastily, and murmured in his heart, after working on Fat Sanhua for a long time, he just wanted to weigh himself. He probably felt embarrassed and thought it was too embarrassing to weigh himself on the steelyard, so he came up with such a method.

Yuan Geng tied the rope for him, hooked it up with a hook and began to weigh Fat Sanhua.

I have to say that Yuan Zheng's technique is still very good. Fat Sanhua was hung in the air, looking down at himself.

What does he look like now?

Fat Sanhua couldn't help thinking of a little pig being tied up and weighed.

Fat Sanhua hurriedly shook his head, shaking this scene out of his mind.

The weights stopped.

Yuan Zheng was looking at the scale carefully.

"How is it?" Fat Sanhua's eyes widened, his eagerness could not be concealed at all.

Although he usually seems to be indifferent, but recently he is not the same as before. He has eaten so many vegetables. Although he didn't say it, he felt that he must have lost a lot of weight.

"Ten...sixteen catties...half." Yuan Zheng carefully looked at Fat Sanhua's face.

Anyway, all I came into contact with before were monsters, and no one weighed monsters, so I don’t know if the number is big or small, but judging by Fat Sanhua’s body size, it is definitely not up to Fat Sanhua. Take your weight in mind.

Sure enough, after Fat Sanhua listened to the numbers he reported, his expression was serious.

It’s over.

"Let me down first." Fat Sanhua had a very ugly expression.

If he remembered correctly, when he lived in the palace, the heaviest cat he knew weighed only ten catties.

He himself has not been weighed, and he will not bring himself to be humiliated.

"Hurry up and weigh the rope too." Fat Sanhua eagerly shook the rope on her body.

Maybe, maybe this rope is like the rope on a hairy crab, which can account for one-third of the total weight.

Yuan Zhen weighed himself very hard.

"Half a catty," he said.

That's... sixteen catties.

Fat Sanhua huddled into a ball, lost in thought.

He is not a very weight-conscious cat, otherwise he would not have maintained it for so long.

However, thinking about it from another angle, he has eaten grass for so many days, but he still weighs [-] catties, so the previous him...

Fat Sanhua: "..."

"From now on, you will weigh me every day, understand?" Fat Sanhua took a deep breath. Being fat now does not mean that she will be fat in the future.

If he continues to eat grass, his weight will continue to drop.

Yuan Zheng nodded, indicating that he understood.

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"Did they develop any new varieties of Lingzhi recently?" Ye Minxue was doing morning exercises, chatting with his friends by the way.

Ye Minxue recently inspected how other peaks train, and found that they have to stand in an open place to practice every morning.

Ye Minxue felt that this should also be a crucial part of improving strength.

So now he insists on doing morning exercises every day.

It's just that other monks have their own cultivation content, so they have fixed moves to practice.

Xiaojizai is quite different. Xiaojizai doesn't have any fixed moves to practice, he just twists his neck, stretches his waist, and kicks his legs casually every day.

"That's right, you also found out, the boss actually followed that guy to the back mountain every day, did the new kid give him some ecstasy soup?" Bai Ze smacked his lips, not understanding.

Yuan Zheng is of course decent-looking, and he can be considered a handsome guy, but Qifeng has no shortage of handsome guys. Among the four masters and apprentices, three are handsome guys, and all of them are better-looking than Yuan Zhenglai.

There is no need for Fat Sanhua to be inseparable from Yuan Zheng.

"Shall we go over and have a look." As soon as the words came out, Chick Zai and Bai Ze's eyes widened at the same time.

Because this was not said by others, but by Xue Zhui, the obedient boy among the three of them.

Xue Zhui is not such a little monster.

He... After playing the seesaw with Fat Sanhua, did he become more courageous?

Today, Fat Sanhua and Yuan Zheng came to weigh again.

"Are you really good at weighing yourself?" Fat Sanhua asked suspiciously before starting.

This question stuck Yuan Zhen.

This... what does it mean to be very good at weighing.

Of course Yuan Zheng is not a professional player in the matter of weighing, at most he is an amateur, but does weighing need any special skills?

"I think there may be something wrong with you. Would you like to have a conversation with someone who is good at weighing, otherwise how can I not lose weight in three days?" Fat Sanhua severely criticized Yuan Zheng, He felt that this little brother was not doing his best.

He weighed seriously every day, and his weight did not change every day.

How can this not make Fat Sanhua sad and suspicious of life.

Yuan Zheng tied the rope to Fat Sanhua silently.

He has no way to answer this question.

"What are they doing?" Chick Cub squatted on Bai Ze's head,

"It's not watering anyway." Xue Zhui was very strict and angry.

He was a little anxious. He thought that after that night, he and the boss had the closest relationship.

Unexpectedly, Cheng Yaojin jumped out halfway. This Yuan Zheng was obviously the newest, but he came from behind, and he was about to take his place in the boss's heart.

The two of them, one is a monster and the other is a human. Is there anything in particular you want to communicate with?

"Are you eating solo food?" Bai Ze was very sensitive.

As the only herbivore here, he likes the spiritual plants in the back mountain the most, and he eats a lot of spiritual plants every day.

"Do you think everyone is like you? If Fat Sanhua wants to eat more good food, he can just kick you aside and chew on it, so why hide in such a place and eat alone?" Chick Cub sneered .

This Bai Ze has been here for so many days, and he still doesn't understand the situation, and he doesn't know his status.

White Pond:"…………"

Bai Ze tilted his head, and the little chick on it couldn't react in time. He was about to scream, but suddenly remembered that he was still peeking, so he quickly covered his mouth with his little wings, and the moment he was about to slip , Hooked Bai Ze's curly hair with chicken claws.

Bai Ze gently shook his head, trying to shake the chick off.

Chick Cub is not the kind of guy who gives up lightly.

He insisted on hanging upside down on Bai Ze's head, unable to survive.

Bai Ze didn't continue, he maintained this posture, watching Fat Sanhua and Yuan Zheng.

Fat Sanhua took it out from the ring space... like a ruler?

Is planting Lingzhi so powerful now, and it must be accurate to every centimeter?

This was not over yet, Yuan Zheng took out another rope from his mustard space.

The three little monsters were so shocked that they forgot what they were doing.

The little chicken cub loosened its paws and landed lightly on the ground.

He lay flat on the ground, still looking at Fat Sanhua and Yuan Zheng.

God, God, on weekdays, Fat Sanhua is just a fat cat, while Yuan Zheng is an honest person.

So they played such a big game behind their backs? !

Every day, I have to go to the vegetable field in the back mountain, and I need to get a ruler and a rope.

Oh my god, Yuan Zhen is still tying Fat Sanhua with a rope.

The three views of the three little monsters were strongly impacted.

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