The whole world of comprehension is my shit shoveling officer

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Everyone knows that Moxiu is treated very poorly in this cultivation world, and he will be hunted down every now and then. It can be said that he is a street mouse that everyone shouts and beats.

Righteous way pays well, and there are many choices. Those with good talent can enter the top sects in the cultivation world, and those with average talents can also choose from small and medium sects.

It can be said that as long as you have reached the threshold of cultivating immortals and want to become a monk, you will always find an orthodox sect willing to accept you.

So what kind of people are those who still do magic cultivation under such circumstances?

Some are of course vicious villains, and the purpose of cultivating immortality is to be able to bully others better.

But there are still some people who are not like this. Apart from their talents, they are especially suitable for magic cultivators, rather than decent monks.

Some people are just plain lazy.

Because the magic cultivator cultivated very quickly in the early stage, and he didn't need to concentrate on cultivation like ordinary monks. He wished he could practice all the time, so it was difficult to break through.

One of the most important reasons why Moxiu was yelled at and killed was that these guys often relied on doing bad things and taking shortcuts to improve their realm.

The road of magic repair can be said to be very suitable for lazy people.

The first from the left and the second from the right are such people.

Let them cultivate with peace of mind on weekdays, and within a few months these two people will complain of suffering.

How can there be anything more tiring than cultivating immortals in the world?No more.

Now they know that there are indeed things in the world that are more tiring than cultivating immortals.

The left side looked at Fat Sanhua expressionlessly, but he didn't really have any big opinions anymore, he was just so tired now that he couldn't make any expression.

Zuo Yi felt that he was about to die.

If he had a choice, he would like to go back immediately to retreat for a few hundred years and practice hard.

In his left hand, he held a butterfly that had just grown fat, and in his right hand, he picked a flower.

Fat Sanhua cast a look at him.

"Meow meow meow~" I want to wear it on my head, how can you pick a white flower for me?

Fat Sanhua looked at Zuo Yi very dissatisfied.

He turned his head and glanced at the second from the right again.

Fat Sanhua nodded in satisfaction: "This color is not bad."

The first person on the left thought that the second person on the right had found a light-colored flower, but turned around and saw a bright red flower.

The bright red of the bonus almost stings Zuo Yi's eyes under the sun.

...Why does Fat Sanhua have such a taste?

The cat was a little more aggressive than he had imagined.

Fat Sanhua took the initiative to stretch out her head, and put it under the hands of the second from the right, who then pinned the big red flower on his forehead.

The first one on the left and the second one on the right showed a smirk for business at the same time, and clapped their hands three times.

"That... Immortal, I don't think it's enough to just wear a big red flower. The clothes on your body don't match. I'll make you another nice little dress... small clothes." Zuo Yi went around bored. Looking at him, he saw a banana tree not far away, and suddenly had a plan.

Fat Sanhua nodded.

Anyway, I'm all dressed up, why don't I dress up a little more?Of course he is very happy, and he doesn't need to do it.

Zuo Yi tried his best to hold back his laughter, trotted over and stepped on several banana leaves, came over and folded them casually, and was surrounded by Fat Sanhua.

Fat Sanhua looked down at the green leaves on her body, as if she didn't notice that the two demon cultivators were holding back their laughter.

"Meow meow meow~" Your craftsmanship is very good.

Fat Sanhua not only did not criticize the two demon cultivators, but even praised Zuo Yi.

The smiles on the faces of the first from the left and the second from the right have not faded away, and Fat Sanhua's next words were like a bolt from the blue, and they were struck with a bang.

"How can I be the only one to wear such pretty little clothes? You two should put them on quickly too." Fat Sanhua raised his head and looked at them innocently.

Fat Sanhua knows everything, but he is still so naive.

Left one, right two: "..."

It turned out that it wasn't Fat Sanhua who was really stupid, but the two of them.

The first one on the left and the second one on the right looked at each other, Fat Sanhua surrounded a banana leaf with a big red flower, urging the two of them with his eyes.

"Look, Zuo Yi specially picked so many banana leaves, it seems that he has already thought about it." Fat Sanhua flicked his tail, and patted the banana leaves on the ground with his paw.

The second from the right glared at the first from the left, it was this guy who got carried away with complacency.

The two of them hesitated for only three seconds, and then immediately accepted this tragic fate.

The two of them helped each other, wrapped the banana leaves around their bodies, and when they finished all this, they lowered their heads and saw Fat Sanhua squatting at their feet, holding a yellow and a pink flower in their mouths.

Not to mention, this cat looks old and charming like this.

The old-fashioned cats place two flowers on the backs of their feet.

The hearts of the two demon cultivators were ashamed, they didn't need Fat Sanhua to speak, they already knew what Fat Sanhua meant.

The first on the left picked up a yellow flower and put it on the head of the second on the right, and the second on the right picked up the pink flower and put it on the head of the first on the left.

They looked at each other and smiled at the same time.

Of course, the one on the left and the second on the right are not biological brothers. They only met after they became magic cultivators. Because the relationship is considered good among magic cultivators, they took up these two stage names in order to form a group and gain a reputation.

But after all, it's a magic cultivator, so if you really want to say how good the relationship is, it's not particularly good. The two always fight secretly, pulling and stepping on each other.

If one day they had to sacrifice each other to survive, they might not be able to maintain their hesitation for even a second, and they would immediately abandon each other and run away.

However, on this day, for the first time, they became brothers completely, and their hearts have never been so close.

It is said that a friend in adversity sees the truth, and this is probably the case.

Fat Sanhua nodded in satisfaction, swaggered ahead, and motioned for the two people behind to follow.

The mentality of the first from the left and the second from the right has undergone a huge change again. If they hoped that everyone could look at them before, now they hope that everyone can ignore them.

"This... are these two getting close to nature, cultivating the way of all things?" Someone whispered quietly, guessing.

The shame on the faces of the first from the left and the second from the right.

Let me first say that the two demon cultivators can't cultivate the Dao of all things, and then let's talk about it, what kind of Dao are the two Golden Core Qi cultivators!

To be able to break through to the Nascent Soul stage is already very remarkable, such things as Xiu Da have only existed in dreams.

But this is already the most decent guess of the two of them by others, so they didn't show any dissatisfaction at all, and even nodded, as if there was such a thing.

Fat Sanhua took two steps and was tired again. He took out his exclusive cradle from the mustard space, handed it to Zuo Yi's arms, and jumped into it himself.

There is no way to hide the joy on the faces of the first from the left and the second from the right.

But before they had time to laugh, Fat Sanhua immediately said: "When I wake up, you all have to wear cute little dresses with flowers, oh no, cute little clothes." silly smile.

He lay down happily, closed his eyes and fell asleep, leaving behind two moxiu with pale faces.

Too, too cruel.

But this time, the two demon cultivators finally knew how to avoid risks in a world full of dangers.

It turned out that their secretive appearance before would attract suspicion. As long as they walked on the road in an upright manner, and even had to be particularly eye-catching and conspicuous, no one would doubt them.

...But they would rather cover up than dress like they are now.

In short, the following days are Fat Sanhua's fairy days and the two demon cultivators' good days.

Fat Sanhua travels around mountains and rivers, he can always play the most interesting games on the most barren land... For him, the most interesting games should be the scariest games for the two magicians .

In just seven days, Fat Sanhua became more and more lively, while the two Demon Cultivators were completely exhausted.

The two of them looked pale, and the scariest thing in the world was nothing more than that.

Fat Sanhua had completely forgotten Jitianmen and Qifeng's younger brothers.

It turned out that the days without a younger brother were so happy.

"Where are we going now?" Fat Sanhua finally remembered this question rarely.

"Just...just walk around." The two of them mumbled.

In fact, they are going in the direction of other major sects in the cultivation world.

The people on the road don't know the goods, but they can't go back to Jitianmen.

I hope that people from other great sects can recognize Fat Sanhua's true face, and then take Fat Sanhua away to save the two of them.

"Hey, but speaking of it, the scenery here is still not as good as that in the Upper Realm." Fat Sanhua said casually, if it wasn't for the last section where he could only go to the head, he should be having fun in the Upper Realm now.

The two magicians curled their lips.

This fat cat is very powerful, but he likes to run the train with his mouth full.

It's still in the upper bounds.

Recently, the two demon cultivators both like to go to lively places, but Fat Sanhua likes to go to the direction with few people.

"Let's go to a more lively market, what's so interesting in this barren mountain and wild ridge." Zuo Yi tried his best to persuade Fat Sanhua.

"Wait, don't talk yet." Fat Sanhua prostrated herself on the ground, as if she had found something good.

The two magicians shut up.

"What is this?" Fat Sanhua arched forward.

The first one on the left and the second one on the right stared wide-eyed, where is Fat Sanhua's head!

Fat Sanhua didn't know that she had already entered a small enchantment.

There is nothing particularly different between the inside and outside of this enchantment, and there are only some worthless spiritual plants planted.

Fat Sanhua looked at it for a long time, then withdrew from the barrier.

"What's this?" He spat out a sign from his mouth.

The first from the left and the second from the right didn't care what happened to Fat Sanhua, they both stepped forward together.

Oh my god, it's so miraculous, could it be some great thing?

The two of them held the token together, and Fat Sanhua jumped on them to observe.

Suddenly, the tokens in their hands emitted a strange light.

The two of them blinked, and when they opened their eyes again, the scenery in front of them completely changed.

They came to a gray world.

"This... seems to be a secret place!" The second person on the right reacted quickly, and he exclaimed.

Isn't this token, this scene change, a secret realm?

"Yes, that token must also be the secret key to the secret realm scattered in the cultivation world." Zuo Yi said excitedly.

When the two of them were happy, they hugged Fat Sanhua and kissed Fat Sanhua hard on the forehead.

This is the first time they fell in love with Fat Sanhua from the bottom of their hearts.

Fat Sanhua is indeed a lucky cat!

It's amazing that he can find all of this.

Fat Sanhua blinked her eyes.

Oh, is this the secret realm?

But why is it gloomy?

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